Ask a COBRA trooper anything!

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Better a STORM trooper!

>>724056684
I don't qualify, sadly. I already know how to aim.

>>724056212

So what were you eating in the break room when the dinosaurs came crashing through so hard they disintegrated the tables?

>>724057558
That wasn't anywhere near my cell. Thank God. The weirdest thing I've ever had to deal with on duty was hearing Destro's shit-awful Sean Connery impersonation.

>>724056212
Are you a cobra trooper?

>>724056212
who is cooler, Destro or Zartan

>>724057673
Yes. Yes, I am.
Until I pass my advancement exam in two months. Then I'll be a Viper.

>>724057739
Never met Zartan. Or any of his weird little army of bikers. Destro's pretty alright - he's visited the area from time to time when new hardware is getting rolled out.

has Crystal Ball ever hypnotized any other Cobras to be gay?

>>724058152
I don't have any hard data on that. There are rumors, but there are also rumors about "unofficial recreational add-ons" for the BAT units, so I'm guessing the answer is 'no'.