What is it like to have a girlfriend /b/ ?

>>724055247
Its ok

Now that I think about it, it's completely true. Ha.

As long as you feed her and listen to her boring stories you'll get good sex.

>>724055247
It's like that amazing feeling of payday after work, hitting up the ATM and putting fresh 20s in your wallet. Then taking that wallet and throwing it into a fire.

same as being single. has it's ups and downs. A person interacting with another person often enough leads to conflict. That's why big cities are miserable. You'll fight and that sucks and you'll wish you were single. You'll get along and be glad you're not. Single you'll feel lonely and feel bad about being single, but then you'll enjoy your freedoms and lack of need for certain considerations and feel good about it. Things don't make the difference people seem to think they do.

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>>724055247

>>724055247
Try to stick to one night stands man, maybe I didn't have luck but every chick just keeps babbling about some boring shit that even her mother wouldn't care about

>>724055943
But yeah I also hate 95% of all humans so it could be me

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>>724055247
It's not as good as just having a couple fuck buddies. I can't handle the drama of committed relationships anymore so that works for me.

>>724055247
Bump

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>>724055848
Kek

>>724055247
>literally rubbing your backside
i dont see the problem

>>724055943
Not particularly a fan. it's fun, sure. But I'm more at ease mentally I can just empty my balls a text away. Also quite an ego boost if you know you have a couple grills waiting for you to text back so they can be plowed.