As whole neighbors left their keys in the mailbox. Dubs

Go get a helium Baloon and watch them fly away

>>724052050
put them in your asshole

>>724052168
Rrrreeee roll

>>724052050
Fucking dumbass. Doesn't even double check his post for typos.

>>724052050
>dubs

Faggot, just find a moment they aren't home, take keys.
Go through their panty drawers, find us dildos... don't be a faggot OP.

Take a dump. Put it in a nice ziploc baggie with a bow. Put it right on in there.

Buy a mouse at petco or something for like 2 dollars or whatever and put it in there as a little surprise

>>724052411
WINRAR

>>724052411
>>724052433
It's destiny

>>724052050
>whole neighbors
As opposed to half neighbors? Partial neighbors? Fractional?

>>724052549
I had fractional neighbours once.
Freakiest shit you ever did see.
Pretty nice people though. Just gotta get used to them.

>>724052411
Fuck, OP here, their house is so gross that even the mouse would bail.

>>724052668
doesn't matter if the house is gross its the mail box you're putting the mouse in not the house.

By the way, they're Mormons. (Not a huge surprise, as I live in Utah.)

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>>724052668
>I'm OP and I'm gonna bail on this decision. NEXT

Threads over folks!

>>724052668
Shit. Only thing left is take a big steamy shit

>>724052805
Oh shit I misunderstood. For whatever reason I was thinking about getting into their house kek

>>724052806
Yeah, OP... I want to see mormon panties.

Use the key and deliver.

>>724052050
open all the doors and leave dried meat and breadcrumbs all over the house, walk away...

>>724052806
Okay then draw devilish symbols on the wall in Shit

>>724052873
Do iiitt

>>724052873
oh shit yeah do that then, get a buch of mice tho.

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>>724052050

>>724052806
pics with a time stamp with a fam portrait or bullshit

>>724052950
If its in the mailbox I'm not opposed. Gonna take me a minute to get the shit (mouse) so thread might 404. I'll start a new one if it does. Keep throwing suggestions though I want to fuck with them as hard as I can.

>>724053036
*bunch

>>724052668
Then what is the point of th thread faggot? 10 mice in house.

>>724052950
Will be in full support of waiting for abother thread just put the word mouse in it so I can find it quickly

Shit ton of mice in mailbox

shit in it obviosly

>>724053233
Mice are stupid and also shit constantly it's a win win

Bumping this thread

>>724053292
>mice are stupid
uhhh i think you will find they are actually very intelligent animals.

>>724053233
Shit on 20 mice. Leave them in house.

>>724053062
I don't have a family portrait and my phone is being a dumbass. Give me a minute and I'll get you your timestamp.

>>724053398
Sure, you say that now. But when was the last time you saw a mouse fly a helicopter?

Fuck the mouse, put a beehive in that fucker.

>>724053398
If you give a mouse a cookie that nigga beg for more. Like go get your own you needy bitch

>>724053398
Has anyone ever heard of Stewart motherfucking LITTLE

>>724053569
FUCK YEAH

>>724053418
Shove mouse in pooper.
Take mouse and put in dresser covered in poo.
Vomit everywhere.
Cut wrists write satan symbols on walls in blood.
Fuck their cat.
Profit

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Here is timestamp fags
>>724053443
>>724053062

>>724053535
they are animals its instinct you retard they do that because they dont know when they are going to get their next meal.

>>724053642
oh shit!!

>>724053642
Sharpie in pooper

>>724053682
Go back to PETA please we are gonna put mice in a mailbox

>>724053754
Maybe next time ; - )

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>>724053642
Steal their t.v

>>724053754
sharpie in mouse pooper?

>>724053798
Replace TV with a copy of Stewart little and put 20 mice in mailbox. Profit.

>>724053798
Shit if they've got a nice TV maybe I fucking might.

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>>724053642
hey op,eat all their food

>>724053806
Okay, now I'm voting for crucified mice on the front lawn, lining the pathway to the front door.

Bonus points if they are alive and suffering when they get home.

>>724053778
nah i want the mice in the mailbox and/or house. Just stating facts because these idiots dont know anything about mice.

>>724052050

+1 Or go get some mice for feeding sneks, or rat and a gerbal and some blood./

>>724053901
I keked

>>724053865
They're Mormons. I don't want to eat Mormon food.

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Steal the t.v.!!!

>>724053943
oh god they really deserve this then..

>>724053903
Oh okay that's fine then as long as we both want mice in mailbox

>>724053903
Mice are pretty dumb. I have one, but it keeps grinding against the fucking mousepad. Fucking cheap ass plastic bottom.

If Dubs - Learn to spell you ignorant fuck.

>>724053483
Orr, buy a shitload of party poppers and rig everything that opens with those fuckers. Or, you could go long term with this and copy their key. Then you can hide party poppers, airhorns (toilet seat is good for this, or the sofa/easy chair), glitter packs(make it high up and situate it so the bag rips open when a cabinet is opened or something), marbles (up high and positioned over a hard floor so it's noisy). Just find ways to fucking startle them and piss them off. If you go for live animals, do it in a similar way. You can order thousands of live crickets for pretty cheap, and you can have it so when they open up a cabinet or something, those fuckers come pouring out.

>>724054017
Nope no spelling for OP, we need mice

>>724054017
Looks like I can keep being a dunce

>>724054002
they aren't dumb dude yours must have autism or downs syndrome.

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>>724054077
>looks like I can keep being a dunce
>gets dubs

>>724054067
Where should I go to copy the keys for cheap?

>>724054158
It's a logitech breed and it's wireless. I am not an animal expert though.

>>724054164
; - )

>>724052050
if they are confirmed assholes, keep them, make their bills or important correspondence disappear every once in a while... I found keys left in the mailbox once, tracked down the asshole, they didn't even say thanks, just kinda grunted. fuckers.

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If they're Mormons,draw a big ass pentagram on the wall, with the number 666.Try to scare them shitless

>>724054182
Playdough?

>>724054229
kek'd

>>724054182
Any hardware store

>>724054182
Any hardware store. It's like $5-$10 and the investment is worth it. Just imagine sitting outside with a beer, and listening for the sounds of the wife or whatever screaming and pissing all over herself as sitting on the toilet triggers the airhorn. As an added bonus, whoever is hit first by this will probably blame the other.

>>724054229
Ugh people that de-wire their pets just make me so sick. It's unnatural :(

>>724053966
Fcking bot stole dubs

>>724053943
OH, this changes things.... leave a bunch of emptied booze containers and porno mags in their place, all kinds of stuff you can do.

>>724054281
They'd know it was me. For some reason everyone in my neighborhood thinks I'm a Satanist. (Could be the heavy metal)

Go to a pet store , get locusts larva crickets make noise at night , and poor the fuckers all over the place they will scurry everywhere and hide and as soon as it's night time and there relaxing they will slowly realize something is very very wrong.....

>>724054390
Yeah, I'll bump for trapping the house with annoyances.
Also, go to a gag shop.l woopie cushions everywhere.

Get a copied key too. So you can set things up again later.

>>724054451
are you living in 1986?!?

Op, you gonna get mice?

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>>724054451
just steal some shit then,show pic of house anon

>>724053721
fucking newfag that doesn't prove shit portrait of fuck off >>724053642 get a portait they are fucking morman they have to have one
fuck of with this low quality bait

>>724054537
I live in Mormon utah, might as fucking well be.

>>724054564
I can get one off of their facebook or something if you want

Put everything in a different location, move shit from drawer to drawer, hide their TV remote, put laptops in weird locations etc.

>>724054830
This if I get dubs

>>724054591
shit that sux. sorry about the weak alcobeers

>>724054830
rolling

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>>724054830
This

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>>724054830
This.

>>724054830
I'm rollin for this shit.

>>724055088
*stares expediently at OP*

>>724055088
Shit. Looks like I'm gonna be copying the key and also getting a mouse...

>>724054663
physical or you could be using somone elses photo. they willl have one in their house if not then you are a lying faggot

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Rearrange the furniture. Turn everything in the fridge upside down.

Poop in the toilet without flushing. Don't wipe either.

>>724055353
We've already given him enough to do. Just let him go fuck shit up, and post results.

Get some people to start living In the house, make them pretend they bought it a week ago.

>>724055488

huh. I got 88 twice. That's neat.

I'm sorry boys but I just checked my bank. I can't afford to buy an actual mouse but I might be able to copy a key.

>>724055636
Nnnnnnoooooo!

>>724055636
well this is obviously b8 now

>>724055942
I can just put like a printed picture or a shitty drawing in their mailbox but I'll copy as many keys as I can with what little cash I've got.

>>724056073
Fuck

Don't shit or vomit because you'd be giving them DNA to track you,

>>724055525
can't buy a 5$ mouse fuck, kys retard

throw tons and tons of oil and tomato soup everywhere and put needles and sharped objects in the floor.

Draw a big pentagram on the floor and write SATAN all over the walls. Leave a big turd in the middle of the pentagram.(does not have to be yours)

I've got some good ideas fellas. I'm gonna make a few copies of some keys (hopefully) and I'll make a new thread with results.

Go steal all the neighborhood pets and release into their house

>>724056970
Bonus points for wild animals