roast me

you are beautiful

>>724049324
*roast beef

thank god you will die quickly and never get kids

I love you but you need jesuz

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I'm not hungry, but you could feed a small village for a month

you have a shiny bellend

Be proud of who you are. You are a child of God. We love you

>>724049627
On second thought, no.

you're a blimp. 2/10

You are overweight which is considered unattractive.

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>>724049324

>>724049324
I don't have enough coal.

>>724050006
/thread

>>724049324
life roasted you enough

>>724049324
you or the guy in the picture?

i mean, that guy's fat and naked, but you're the one who saved his picture on your computer. so, if there was a fagottmeter, you'd be somewhere between bernie sanders and elton john right now.

which is probably exactly where you'd wanna be anyway.

>>724049324
Sure, but first: put an apple in your mouth

I didnt know your balls were Klingon

>>724049324
If I roasted you, you'd probably eat yourself

this is what happens when a redneck fucks a pig

what happened to ur ceiling

Fuck, roast you!
Never Extinguish the fire FFS.

>>724049324
fix the fucking lights you lazy shit

>>724049324
the best roast would be to simply put a mirror in front of you...

You are fat.

>>724049324
I wanna nibble the nipples of those plump Pepsi-tits, then bite harder as I give you an atomic pink-belly then fap
you to the ultimate obese orgasm.

>>724051186
*Faggometer

>>724049324
theres no need to roast you when you look so tired of your own situation already