Feels bread anyone?

>>724039427
this was great
thanks anon

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>be me

>>724039757
>lying next to someone
>worried about not being likeable

>>724039864
idk man, that looks like a pillow

fuck

>>724039427
I was waiting for the last panel to say "reply or your mother dies tonight"

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>bread

>>724038316
before vs after popping a human effigy

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Have some OC from when I was b& a while ago

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>>724040061
>tfw the only image of bread i have to reply with is over 2mb

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>>724040156
Wow great oc can I save this image?

>>724040164
kek niggers have always been this dumb

>>724040278
Save it, it's all yours my friend.

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>>724038316
>had day off yesterday
>slept 8 hours
>woke up next to wife and infant son
>got dressed
>kissed them
>quietly opened toddler daughter's door
>kissed her forehead
>went out back
>smoked a cigarette while my bro cat came around
>pet him listening to the birds and squirrels fight
>let him inside and fed and watered him
>off to work
>no traffic
>flirt with my gas station girls
>get pack of smokes and red bull
>show up to work 7 minutes late
>no one cares
>smoke a cigarette and bullshit with buddies
>fix some trucks
>boss buys poboys for lunch
>eat and drink a few beers
>back to work
>currently taking a shit and having a smoke
>literally shit posting on /b/
>life is what you make of it

>>724040164
Bullshit. Wtf is tribal warfare then!?

>>724040156
>Have some OC from when I was b& a while ago
>OC
>b&
They ban you again for shit oc

>>724040385
have fun with that cancer you're going to get :)

Lost my first love, shits hard. Worst part is not having my best friend. I miss her, but I'm ready to move on. I'm tired of being sad. I want control of my life back.

>>724038316

So... Starving nigger pretends to be white?

>>724040528
We all gotta die of something. Living causes cancer, friend. Lung is the most treatable.

>>724040471
wow \:

>>724040584
Getting wider shoulders has reduced the feels. It works.

>>724039922

A body pillow with some bishi on it.

>>724040476
How many mpg does new F150 get?

>>724040679
still cancer tho what is appealing about killing yourself apart from the obvious?

>>724040845
Thanks Bane.

>>724040876
Feels good. A nice transitional tool from work to home and back.

>>724038316
Check your white privilege everyone

>>724040845
aw shit
you got me

>>724040953
fair enough i suppose what do you smoke ?
sorry if i seemed like i dick, i promise i'm not ha

>>724040471

Bullshit.
Don't buy into this poison!

Source: 40 years of life.

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>>724038316
So nigger it stole white people skins

>>724040584
That's why I worked out when I got depressed.

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>>724041111
Checked

>>724040546
When I was 14 my dog was annoying me while I was playing rock band drums, nipping at my feet and pushing my drum stuff around (he's a huge doberman) so I smacked his leg with one of my sticks. It wasn't like a brutal blow but I put enough force behind it with my wrist to get his attention. I hit a sensitive spot in his knee or something and he cried out really loudly and scrambled away. I've never felt such an immediate and overwhelming guilt. I raised him almost from birth and he was there for every bad day, every heartbreak and every lonely night and he now walks with an occasional limp 8 years later because I couldn't play with him for a few minutes instead of my xbox.

>>724040546

>manly tears

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>>724040984

>>724041190
wow thats pretty fucked

>>724040814

Not true. Cheer up, lil emos! :-)

>>724041067
Marlboro reds and weed on weekends after the kids are asleep.

>>724040826

How many dimples are on a golf ball?

>>724040024
no , in that case that post would have 200 replies from idiots

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>>724041296
Got a story to support that claim? I'm really in the mood for a goodfeel story right now

>>724040845

Needed the laugh. Thanks fam.

>>724039700
are you me?

>>724041300
any particular weed or just whatever you can get your hands on ?

>>724040156
that actually made me sad

>>724041261
I moved across the country to continue school and he's at my grandma's place because she has a nice big yard for him. He still bounces off the walls excited every time I come to visit and sleeps with me every single night. That limp just rips my heart out of my dick though dude I lose my breath when I see it.

>>724041383

Yeah, let me get off my phone and on a legit keyboard. Stand by...

>>724041449
Usually girl scout cookie. It's pretty popular here. Other than that, just some good indo.

>>724041617
Take all the time you need anon, I gotta take a shit anyway

>>724038316

I don't care how much cringe these contain. I still haven't forgotten the anon who wanted to be, and I never will.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oqKCyQfmnfc

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ssPNRQrp5QU

>>724038316
>>724040093
>>724040436
i have a strange feeling im doing these

>>724041190
Thanks for the tale. I need to watch how I treat my aging pet as well.

We need to know the difference between the things we want, and the things that matter.

>>724041619
cool, nice talking /b/ro have a nice day :)

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>>724041448
we are one

>>724041749
Have a good one.

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>>724041111

>>724040164
thats not sad... thats fucking incredible. living for the moment, as one with the earth, one with nature... no profiteering, war machines, no nothing... just life. If i werent so jaded, Id say sign me up for it.

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>>724041736
it's because you are

how the fuck do i stop thinking about her? it's been 3 fucking years and i can't stop, everyday with this shit and it still hits me in the head like a bullet. i know she doesn't love me and probably doesn't even care about me but i just can't stop

kill me

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>>724042035
I'm asking myself the exact same fucking thing anon.

>>724041256
beautiful

>>724042035
You are not alone Anon

>>724042035
4 fucking years here and im still talking to her in my mind all the fucking time
get drunk and listen to music

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>>724041722
This isn't cringe, this is the kind of thing I wish someone did for me. The world doesn't deserve this man.

>>724042035
>>724042144
>>724042291
>>724042333

I have a friend that is like this about a girl that won't even give him the time of day. He used to walk to my house sobbing like a madman because he couldn't be with her but he told me like 4 times a week how she would ignore whatever he sent that day. I just don't get it. I've been cripplingly sad about a breakup or like being cheated on and shit but why a girl that doesn't even care? What's the point?

>>724042035
Tell people you know and get along with IRL if you haven't done already. I find that any feel is easier to live with when you've got others who understand. Also, keep on living positively and you never know when you'll fall in love with someone new. That's one of life's only redeeming qualities.

>>724042570
you cant force someone to love you

>>724040810
damn anon, that hits hard.

>>724042586
implying we have anyone to talk to

>>724039290
Get that gay shit out of here.

>>724040471
i tried telling my friends at school this back in the day after my first breakup (not as well obviously) and i got beaten up by the guys who still had their gf's

>>724040984
thats not feels, just pure edge

>>724040679
>>724040953
Thing is, there's NO upsides to smoking (cigarettes), except maybe that it makes you look cool

It doesn't taste good. it doesn't make you feel good, it doesn't give you a nice high
But plenty of downsides

If you say you like the taste or it relaxes you, that's only because you're addicted to it - you wouldn't like the taste if it was your first cigarette, and the stress it takes off of you wouldn't exist without it

The downsides are so widely known that it casts a very bad light on every smoker out there, because you have to wonder how it is they started - either because they gave into peer pressure, or because they're edgy rebels who want to spite their parents
"just wanting to try it" doesn't count because no one in their right mind continues after their first cigarette, or pack of.

I have an easier time relating to a heroin addict than a smoker, at least they get an awesome high out of it

tl;dr smoking's the dumbest addiction there is

>>724042570
im trying man, but i just can't get her out of my head

>>724042090
Say what is this shit. Why are these fucking gifs in every fucking thread on /b/ nowadays? Is this a new form of cancer? Is there some /b/tard who thinks it's funny to post porn-gifs in every goddam thread? Or is it just advertising as I think it is.

>>724042892
ads

>>724042878
It tastes amazing

>>724042570
44 dubs anon here
The girl I'm obsessed with is someone I used to be friends with (but never more than that) and who gave me my first (and so far only) kiss just so I wouldn't have to be a kissless virgin anymore. Now she's banging someone else and stopped talking to me after I told her I loved her.

To answer your question I'm well aware there's no point to keep obsessing over her. Unfortunately the time we were friends was one of the best parts of my life and I still have tons of memories I remember fondly. The reason we remember is so that we can hold onto some good feels and not just the bad ones.

>>724040560
it gets easier anon, but you will never get over it.

>>724038316
>First year of college
>Skipped too many classes in the first term because never felt like being productive.
>"Meh, I can still do good in the second half of the school year."
>Does worse, skips way more and hates myself even more.
>95% will get kicked out next year.
>Don't know how to explain to parents
>Still can't focus on studies.

>>724042928
Why doesn't it get banned?

>>724042940
>If you say you like the taste or it relaxes you, that's only because you're addicted to it - you wouldn't like the taste if it was your first cigarette

If you tell me you liked the taste from the start, you're lying

>>724041740
We really are their whole lives, man. We go out and do a world of things but when we come home there they are, waiting for us to make of their day what we will.

>>724042035
>>724042333
>>724042291

Ya'll need friends or better distractions

>>724042949
I hope you never forget any of those good times anon

>>724043029
Because 4Chan is now ran by a gook.
And mods are too busy fucking around.

>>724042035
Here's what worked for me and I'm a faggot: Stop thinking her name

>>724039427
thank you.

>>724043118
Not cool calling Japanese the same thing you call filthy jungle azns

Japs are practically Aryan

>>724042827
I'm just glad the idea occurred to me before I ever got to that stage of being jaded by breakups. Now I can consciously tell myself to never lose that childlike innocence and always give everything I've got.

>>724041670

OK, here goes. No trolls or rolls, I promise.

>be me in 1994
>be 17yo kissless virgin
>senior year in hs
>nevermind the previous years of failed attempts to get girls
>basketball player preppy pricks got all the bitches
>loved brown-eyed brunette for 5 years
>head-over-heels
>basketballbro fucked her
>she never loved me
>was just really nice to me
>i was cringy friendzonefedorafag before you kids were even born!

and that's not even the story!

>new blonde girl shows up
>weird, kinda on the same wavelength
>all other guys consider her too nerdy and ugly
>i still want her anyway
>eat lunch together a lot
>really like her
>too scared from multiple rejections to make move
>then one day she comes in with fake laughter
>as if she was so amused, but she was likely really crushed
>her frienemy liked me
>"ha. ha. ha. this. is. so. funny. i. am. about. to. fall. out"
>"ha. ha. ha. i now somebody who likes you."
>uncharacteristically bold and hopeful move from me
>i ask, "you?"
>the most deadpan "no fucking way" look from her
>(spoiler alert from 1997: she actually did like me)
>"um, no. my frienemy likes you"
>no she didn't call her that, but i'm not using names, duh
>frienemy had blue hair (lol xd wow so wild for 90s)
>frienemy went to another school, saw me playing football
>yeah, i played my senior year and kept the bench warm for the real players
>blonde gave me frienemy's number
>long distance cuz phone stuff was stupid back then
>meet her at xmas play drama club field trip

cont'd

>>724039427
>TrailOfThought.jpg
>Not TrainOfThought.jpg
You had one job

>>724042827
>and i got beaten up by the guys who still had their gf's
What the fuck lol

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>>724043212
Thats good Anon, NEVER let that go - please, for the both of us

it's hard to miss someone when you only remember the bad things, and that the shitty times outweighed and outnumbered the good times.

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>>724043095
Thanks so much anon, I firmly believe that it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all. It hurts like a bitch but I'd do it all over again if I could. Praying for more good times for all of us

>>724043209
Kek, found the weeaboo

I just got shitcanned by a chick I've been seeing for a while. Apparently I was a dick to her a week ago, and instead of talking with me about it she let it fester until now and put it on me. As I was stunned she took my silence for apathy and told me to fuck off.

Just wanted to share.

>>724043341
It was something along the lines of
"Are you saying i wont love my gf forever"
"Anon is trying to break us up babe, kick his ass"

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just re watched this masterpiece 10 minutes ago.
Feelsbadman

>>724043265
Aw shit.

>>724043483
And that guy was your friend yeah?

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>>724043505

>>724043537
i didnt have that many so i had to make-do

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>>724043346
Thanks bro, I hope you find someone who makes all the past feels worthwhile.

>>724040814
>Still believing love is an actual thing that exists and not just an idea sold to us to distract us from the fact that you're always gonna be alone

lol what are you a fucking girl? Get a grip faggot

>>724043373
>>724043429
Yeah, japanese culture today is a bit fucked up... but so is basically every Western country's

Talk shows, world-star hip hop, Big Brother, Chavs, that chick who's white but pretended to be black, you name it

It's because the good guys lost WWII, not because of the Japanese as an ethnic group

>>724043241

>we meet, say hi
>nervous af bc i CANNOT fuck this up!
>any wrong move i make will scare her away and she probably doesnt even like me anyway
>sit next to her away from rest of class
>she sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME
>i mean her leg touching my leg
>holyshitwtfomg
>i am terrified, not of her, but of somehow fucking this up, making her run screaming away, etc.
>remember, girls have given me nothing but rejection up to this point
>this is my ONE CHANCE ONLY EVER and if i fuck this up im foreveralone
>night ends and we say bye
>rest of drama club is all like, "anon wtf were you doing? you were off alone with a girl, you get laid? lol" etc.
>assure them that nothing happened
bc truth
>next day at school, blonde says frienemy thought i was afraid of her
>honestly tell blonde i was just afraid of scaring frienemy away
>talk to frienemy on phone again another night
>meet at the mall
>me, her, and 2 of her friends walk around mall
>i act goofy bc i am
>end of evening, hug her (omg i'm hugging a grill!) and suddenly she's kissing me
>HOLY FUCK I'M KISSING A GIRL WTF HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!
>try to be cool and tell her i'll see her later
>she acts like wow that was a great kiss or something
>talk to her on phone that night and she's like, "you sure caught me off-guard!"
>ask "when?"
>she says, "when you kissed me!"
>awkward convo about how i thought she kissed me (in retrospect, of course she did; she knew exactly what she was doing)
>see her more often in coming weeks
>kiss a lot bc omg, kissing a girl!
>finally get some alone time
>touch boobs for the first time
>HOLY SHIT, I'M TOUCHING BOOBS!
>progresses to more stuff, but never... you know... IT

cont'd

>>724043852
>unironically believes love is a product of the jew

>>724042035
It's been 3 years for me as well and I still see her in my dreams. It's funny. I'll dreams of myself going back in time sometimes to parallel universes to warn her of the breakdown/hospitalization i was going to have. We will just talk like everything is alright. But when i wake up i just know that it will never go back to being that way again. She moved on to someone else a long time ago. I wonder if I ever cross her mind from time to time.

>>724039344
Bullshit.
With life you are given a chance. A chance to make a difference, spread happiness, to be active. While you live your life and make friends, other gain happiness from it. If you take your own life, who suffers from the loss? Definitely not you. Your friends, family, eventually gf/wife suffer(s). With taking your life, you take something out of THEIR life. You take something that doesn't belong to you.You don't own your own life. So you better keep your damn hands off it.

>>724043968
Anon who requested storytiem here
>HOLY FUCK I'M KISSING A GIRL WTF HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
Had that exact thought just this January. Shame it never happened again.

>>724044041
>Unironically believing someone is going to enjoy your company indefinitely and unconditionally

>ex gf of 2 years is too scared to have sex because her half sister was pregnant at 15
>gives really shitty blowjobs and handjobs
>never makes me cum
>goes on birthcontrol for period issues
>buy condoms
>finally think were gonna have sex
>she says no
>fuckingdone.jpg
>break up
>she spends a year feeling guilty (i was her first love and all)
>then goes on a triad against me
>convinces everyone that i'm a pervert and a liar
>everyone believes her
>lose 1 friend after another
>down to just a handful
>get a new gf
>shy, quiet, a 5/10 but really smart and just my type, likes vidya and movies
>date for a few weeks, she decides she just wants to be friends
>fine with me
>one of my last friends and my ex gf make her stop talking to me and cut me out completely by telling her i'm a pervert and a liar
>find out a year later

now i'm too scared to go out and make friends and be a normal human, just sitting around getting fat

fucking hell

>>724040436
this is bullshit. we're literally built of experience and interaction

>>724040845
i dont get it

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>>724043852
Sometimes I wonder if there once WAS actual love in the world but then humen just became too selfish.

>>724040845
10/10

>>724040110
Mine would be

"You have a kickass computer, asian wife with a fat ass, you medieval fight on the weekend for fun, and sex is as great as you always thought"

"your job kind of sucks though, but it pays the bills and you're at least thankful its m-f with no weekends"

>>724044434
>huMEN
>became too selfish
t. Third-wave feminist

>>724044459
>its m-f
Just like your wife

>>724044497
or a non native english speaker

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>>724043968

>she told about how her mom would just crrrryyyyyyyy if she ever found out her daughter had sex before marriage
>frienemy was "raped" just before we met
>it was a "secret" that she told pretty much everybody but the police
>inb4 mra, redpill, etc.
>i legitimately believe that it was consensual and she regretted it later
>"rape" = loophole!
>told me we couldn't have sex until we were married
>i gave my word
>i never fucked her, because she said she didn't want to
>no matter how many times she tried to get me to
>prom night
>another spoiler alert from 96/97, confirmed from 2 sources who went prom dress shopping with her:
>she was looking for a dress with "easy access"
>she wanted to fuck on prom night
>tinfoil hat time: she wanted to get me to say i wouldn't fuck her, then get me to fuck her, then she could hold that over me
>of all the stupid things, my nephew cockblocked me that night
>long story, irrelevant, but i hated him for it at the time
>i need to thank him for that, srsly!
>frienemy and i were on our way out after that, among other reasons
>one day i get drunk at my cousin's house
>tell frienemy the next day and she "flips out" and "cries" and "is upset"
>talks about jesus
>acts like she legit thinks i'm cheating on her with my female bff
>(if i coulda had bff, i never would've wasted my time with frienemy!)

cont'd

>>724042035
nearly a year, still hurts but I don't see her anymore, don't check her facebook and I don't try to talk to her.
I go out and get drunk with friends and sleep with other girls.
Life keeps moving forward, you gotta just go with it nigga.

>>724040099
>It's an Improvement

>>724039327
Id probably like him (assuming its a guy cuz im gay) just cuz he has self steem issues and i find it sexually attractive. Ues. I am fucked up

>>724040598
Kek

>>724044459
You have very low standards.

>>724044758
Fuck off with this faggotry

>>724044139
>hey i know your life is a living hell but could you keep suffering since i derive pleasure and entertainment from you?
>k thnx don't forget to stop and smell the roses :^) ;^)

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>>724042035
6 years in
doesn't get better with time

>>724044861
With low standards you can't be disappointed.

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>>724041256

>>724045197
Well then I hope your dad has low standards too.

>>724044804
heh, fag.

>>724045329
It's kind of bittersweet because it implies they are with each other in the afterlife

>>724038316
so numales are niggers with white skin.

interesting

>>724044703

Trying to type faster, so I'll probably cut a lot from the story.

>be early summer 1995
>frienemy breaks up with me
>she "knows" i cheated (haha, right), thinks i need a closer relationship with god, is concerned i'm an alcoholic
>to this day, i don't know how much of this shit she believes and how much was bullshit excuses
>anyway, i realize this is it
>i had one chance and i blew it
>take up smoking again (i had sort of quit)
>know i'm now foreveralone at 18
>there was no /b/ in 95
>a few friends gave me shit for my "psycho depression mode!" for years before this, no different now
>not kissless
>still virgin
>i'll never love again

>late summer of 1995, meet L
>L is cute, doubt she likes me, but w/e
>she just broke up with J who i sorta know
>long story short, we get together, but no fucky fucky
>we split on good terms
>i realize this kind of halfhearted, lukewarm, sorta-relationship is what i'm in for for the rest of my life
>if i'm lucky
>better than nothing i guess...

>early 96
>meet N
>N knew frienemy
>frienemy talked about what a slut N was
>N was a very intense personality
>we were gonna do it
>we didn't
>thankful now
>whole time we were together, felt a dark cloud hanging over me
>last day we were together, it was like literal weight on me
>find out she cheated on me with friend K who i hadn't known long
>honestly? ...relieved
>we broke up and the weight was gone
>weird

>still kinda bummed cuz i know i'll always end up like this
>alone
>nobody good for me, and then only temporary
>probly die a virgin

cont'd

>>724044139
My brother tried to kill me with a machete a little over a year ago. My father says it is my fault because I called him belligerent. My mother says it is my fault because I should know that words can hurt. I have decided to not be around my family anymore. There are choices, but sometimes it is cathartic to come to a thread like this and be able to let your guard down. I am a lawyer during the day, I have great customer service, and I make my coworkers laugh. I don't think I can ever tell them how broken and hollow I feel on the inside. I have the choice to go run and be active, but sometimes I just need to let myself feel and breakdown for an evening. Sometimes I need to come undone. I can never be self indulgent more than one evening, but it helps a lot.

>>724044758
I feel u

>>724042878
I'm a smoker. It is a stupid habit. However, not as stupid as your outlook on the world. If you honestly think the only reasons to smoke are "peer pressure or being edgy rebels" you have such a narrow worldview that i doubt anyone worth a damn wants to know you.

"i have an easier time relating to a heroin addict" just fking kill yourself. you are scum.

>>724040471
This one kinda got to me. Now I feel sad.

>>724045597

I miss my dog.

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>>724045684

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>>724045684

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ITT: Extreme Narcissism.

>>724045620
>just fking kill yourself
Like you're doing every day, moron

Did I hit a nerve because your fag friends talked you into smoking?

>>724043025
I didn't like the taste from the beginning, but I've acquired it. Just like your mothers yeast

>>724045868
Go be an edgelord in another thread. You kick people while they're down to feel better? You're kicking people who are already hiding behind anonymity. How much further down do you think they can get? I hope one of them shoots up your school.

>>724038316
https://youtu.be/VASywEuqFd8

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>>724045868

>>724046021
>>724045990
>>724045932

dont fight, just feel

>>724045990
You must have acquired the taste of shit too by now then, you're so full of it it's started coming out of your mouth

>>724044758
gay?

>>724045868

How is taking the time to think of people or things we've lost narcissistic?

>>724046089
Why fight with losers feeding the cigarette jew

I just pity the fools

>>724046111
Heh, that's pretty funny.

>>724045511

>flashback to 92, 93
>knew this girl, A
>rode the bus to school with her
>me and friends gave her nonstop shit about not shaving her legs
>(she was fucking 12. we were dicks)
>looked at her one day and thought... "ya know... she's actually kinda... cute... sort of... i mean.... NAHHHH!"
>ffwd to late summer 96
>been out of school about a year
>see A again
>think, "ya know, she's actually kinda cute. i mean... like... yeah!"
>honestly, she's like a 8/10 goddess by my taste
>previously years, when i wasn't teasing her we actually had some convos
>even had kinda intellectual convos
>now we're both a bit older
>talk more
>realize we both like each other
>realize we love each other
>now i realize what a waste of time frienemy was
>every day i spend with A, it's perfect
>beautiful
>we do things with each other
>still everything but... IT
>i thought i knew what love was
>what did i know?
>boys of summer ref is not a roll. ;-)
>three months in, we decide to do it
>it was awkward
>we were both virgins
>but it was sweet
>the next time is much better

cont'd

>>724043402
I never pray for anything, but I sincerely wish you all the best this normie piece of shit world has to offer.

Remember, when everything else fails, we are still here.

>>724046177
>I am triggered because he smokes

Oh Jesus Christ can somebody get the preppie faggot ass bitches out of here? I don't give a flying fuck what offends you. I hope he smokes until he dies just so your ass can stay mad.

>>724046124
Tranny

>>724045537

Have a little external validation, anon:
It was not your fault.

I repeat: It was not your fault!

Your parents are in denial and/or abusive.

"You called him belligerent? Well of COURSE he'd come at you with a fucking machete!"

Keep pushing, anon. You deserve better.

Your family can get fucked. If they wind up in a hospital, I'm sure you'll probably visit them, but as long as they're just up to their normal shit, I'd recommend sticking to your guns and staying the hell away.

Because they're abusive.

Seriously. You are the sane one.

>>724042878
>libruls

>>724046366
Too dumb to read? I don't give a fuck, go waste your entire fucking money buying cigarettes if you want

Just know that you're filth :^)

Im on phone so fuck green text.
Be me
18yo
About to be kicked out of home for being gay cuz christian parents hate fags.
Crappy job that wouldnt give me enough to survive. Dealing with depression that gets worst every day.
Want to die.
Porn and sex with strangers is the only way to cope with all of it.
Worst part of all: i k ow theres people with bigger issues. Cant help but feel this way.

>>724046464
Fun fact: Hitler, the last person you'd call a liberal was staunchly anti-smoking

Dumbass.

>>724042878
I have some shit addictions but i am truly glad i never picked up tobacco

>>724046151
>its about other people! not myself!
>look at me! See im crying for other people!
>why aren't you focusing everything on me!

kek

>>724040385
Sounds nice anon!

>>724046606
so, now that we have reached Godwin's law, please take it somewhere else

>>724046215
>we were both virgins
Lucky bastard, as far as I'm aware every girl I know has had sex already. Even if I were to get laid It'd never be that magical first time for both of us
>mfw

>>724046606
Hitler was a fascist, just like modern liberals are, and I don't just mean fascist in a "hurr durr I don't like them" but in that they want a over bearing controlling government to fix all their problems

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>>724046629
projecting or just retarded?

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>>724046629
It's called being empathetic anon, something you obviously don't understand.

>>724046021
>>724046056
>i-i-its not about me I swear!
>pay attention to me because im sad!

pathetic

You should all Hang yourselves.

>>724046710
>Doesn't actually understand Godwin's law
Godwin's law: "I like sugar" - "Yeah? Well Hitler ate sugar!"
Not Godwin's law: "Being anti-smoking means you're a liberal" - "Hitler was not a liberal, therefore you're wrong"

I'd call you a dumbass again, but you already know you are one

>>724046215

>at 19, i finally ditch the v card
>what we have is beautiful
>it is perfect
>the physical and emotional synergy is everything i've ever dreamed of
>we go places
>we see people we know
>some ppl are kind of surprised we wound up together
>but it's wonderful
>i have never known love like this
>it's amazing
>i could just stare into her blue eyes forever
>caress her youthful body
>we aren't exactly hs sweethearts, but at 19 and 16, we know the full bursting passion of young love
>i thought i had everything with frienemy
>i had no fucking idea what this would be
>A and i have deep, meaningful spiritual convos
>sometimes she does some of the usual kinda playful stereotypical female shit
>sometimes i misunderstand, sometimes we have a little argument
>but otherwise it's great
>and now, here i am today
>over 20 years later
>and we are miles apart
>or maybe she's next door right now
>i have no idea where she is rn

>oh, i hope you didn't think she was a happy story
>no, no no no... haha, no

cont'd

>>724046606
Of course he was, Liberals are more politically aligned to Nazism than conservatives and libertarians.

>>724042973
Dont listen to this cuck

>>724046896
It's pretty simple really
>anon's implication: being anti-smoking => you're liberal
>Hitler was anti-smoking => Hitler was no liberal
>Anon => dumbass

>>724045820
This hits home every time.
I was 12 when this happened to me.

>>724046726

That shit's overrated. Srsly!
Keep reading. ;-)

>>724046896
Don't forget the far left economics they practiced. Fascists were center left, Nazis center right.

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>>724046969
>>724046924
>>724046151
>>724046056
>>724046021
Don't feed the troll lads, this thread's getting derailed by the smoking argument as it is

>>724046969
>>724046924

No its called being a loser

Hang yourself

>>724039427

Pretty funny

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>>724040436
everyone else is the same anon

>>724047179
>don't feed the troll
>continues jacking off to his own tears

wew

>>724040156
>fluffy thread
no wonder faggot

>>724045053
How stupid that sounds. If you suffer soo much and your friends seem to derive from your pleasure and enterntainment, then you are already deep in shit. Wake up and try thinking differently of yourself first and then differently of your friends. Say "You did good today. You went through so much, you can do this as well." to yourself a few times. Seriously. After a few times it will get better.

Anyways, enough helüing here. Would someon like to hear my story?

>>724047146
same. It was how my parenst found out i didnt have any friends.
Happy 12th birthday Anon, i would have come to your party

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>>724047042
>>724047160
Eagerly reading. Maybe I'll post my story when you're done. I'm less than half your age so it won't be as long but I kinda feel like sharing anyway.

You're making me feel hopeful again anon, thank you so much.

>>724047145
Except Hitler has nothing to do with me given I'm libertarian, which puts me on the moderate right. Meanwhile liberals who are usually anti smoking are closer to Hitler, who was center right. This is why Donald Trump won, so the fascist leftists could learn their place.

>>724047322
Fließt teutsches Blut in deinen Venen?

>>724046089
you're right anon i'm sorry. the feels are getting to me and i'm responding with being mean : (

>>724047042
Keep 'em coming /b/ro :)

>>724045537
It is ok to feel down sometimes. It is more than ok to cry, to break down, to just wind down for an hour. But don't let yourself be dragged down from anybody. As it stands in Invictus: "I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul."
You are the only one who can change your life the way YOU want it. So step forward and fear not to fall down sometimes.

>>724043011
Why?

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>>724047193
You're right anon, we are losers, everyone suffers. We must come together as a whole to overcome suffrage as a whole, starting with the broken, sad, depressed people we are.

>>724047485
Nein D:

>>724047310
Its a feels thread

>>724047322
We're always happy for storytiem

>>724047675
Eine Schande

>>724044121

I have the exact same dreams about mine, 10 years now

>>724047090
Well i'm already a faggot, here's to being a cuck as well. Cheers Anon

>>724047271
comics like that are infuriating
you feel super alone and sad and then some asshole draws a comic saying its all in your head but you still feel shitty

gee i hate these kinds of "motivational" comics

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>>724047644
no give up. the world is better with you people dragging everyone down.

>>724044721
Im not sure if it will ever stop Anon

>>724047577
Heh, that's why I'm here. It can be hard to hold it together, and it feels good to be self indulgent and fall apart. I was doing some facial leaking about 30 min ago, and now I'm going to go out for dinner. It just forces me to pull it together before I get work done for tomorrow. I really appreciate this place, and anons like you. I have no idea if people used to be less isolated, or if they would just fall apart, but this board helps more than any other one thing in my life.

>>724047042

>one day i wanted to go see her but my mom had some furniture for me to move
>and it was about to rain
>it was gonna be the fucking monsoon of 97 to hear my mom talk
>and right about that time, A was acting weird, aloof, standoffish
>you know how those situations are, the perfect fucking storm of bad shit all converging right at the same exact fucking second
>"anon, you need to get that furniture into your truck and take it to the storage shed right now! it's starting to rain already!"
>i love my mom. she is a kindly old 75yo woman now but i still get kinda pissed off thiking about that, lol
>here i am on the phone with A, asking her what's going on, mom yelling at me in the other ear about the rain and the furniture
>and A says, "I'm not ready to have this conversation right now."
>dread fills my soul
>fear is a lead slug in my stomach
>every beautiful, rose-petal-covered, satiny vision of romance i have ever had is suddenly getting stained
>the blackest ink is seeping in
>"ANON! GET IN THE TRUCK AND TAKE THE FURNITURE!"
>the darkness is corrupting every beautiful thing in my vision of me and A
>i'm a guy
>i'm not supposed to care about the fact that we traded virginities
>i'm not supposed to be the emotional wreck who gets left by the one who gets tired of us being us
>i'm supposed to be the one who leaves her, if anyone leaves anyone
>but i already know how this is going
>i already know where this is going
>i was a fool
>i was a putz
>i am a hopeless romantic retard potatoboy aspie autist nothing fat ugly loser who is ultimately disposable
>i am nothing to her

>i want to keep her on the phone, talk this out, make it work
>but i have to go and take that stupid dresser or whatever it was to the storage shed
>stupid irony is that i have to drive my truck the 3 or 4 miles to A's town to drop off the furniture
>by the time i get there, the rain has stopped
>to scared to just go to her house
>besides, it's not like she wants to see me anyway

cont'd

>>724047916
>better with

At least we don't say the exact opposite of what we mean.

Stay classy. ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yCALUfGcP4

>>724042825
>loving refugees and immigrants
>literally as stupid as this cartoon
Seriously just die you retard

>>724048055

i want to die :D

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>>724047977
>mfw despite knowing there's a good end

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>>724047322
its not that they're deriving pleasure from you're pain, they're deriving pleasure from your existence-which is pain. (talking about a suicidal and depressed individual here).

were all basically dancing bears in each other's circuses

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>>724048051
SHIT!

meant without.
Sorry to disappoint you

>>724048345
cute spider but that girl is very ugly

>>724048155
Completely different anon here, the hell are you on about you dipshit?

Worth it

>>724048345
Tarantula owner here
Fuck man, that's gotta be so itchy.

>>724041448
I am you

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ALL THE FEELS

>>724048427
shes somewhat ugly. would hesitantly bang.

>>724048155
Dont fall for the obvious bait

>>724040385
Good for you. You know, I have a job I seem to like and a gf, but I'm still a very bitter and sad person. People mistake my cynicism for jokes.

>>724047977

>this is the girl who took loving care of me during the worst hangover of my 19/20 year life
>this is the girl who tenderly called me "babe"
>no girl had ever called me that
>now she was done with me
>that was it
>it was over
>in the end, my earlier instincts about my own worthlessness were all exactly 100% right
>well, at least i wasn't a virgin now
>but what could be worse than getting a taste of the beauty of true love, both physical and emotional
>and then having it yanked out from under me like a fucking rug?
>i cried
>i drank
>at least i didn't smoke
>she actually helped me quit
>we hung out a couple times, "as friends"
>i was always trying to get her to fall for me again
>my vulture friends were now trying to get a piece of her
>i kissed her once and she almost went for it
>but ultimately she moved on
>and there i was
>alone
>again
>like always
>game over, man! game over!

>later in 97
>go to tech school
>(forgot to mention, college in 95 didn't work out; long story, again irrelevant)
>working on getting that piece of paper
>i already know so much about computers anyway
>a couple months there, I meet T
>T is indian, british, cute af
>quickly realize her guy friends are trying to make me think she likes me
>no idea why, thought they were bros, but she's not having it
>meanwhile, W is there
>didn't think much about her
>W is cute, no doubt, but don't think she's interested in me at all
>turns out i was wrong!

cont'd

>>724048574
you are worthless

>>724048556
heh, that was pretty funny. ty anon.

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Just Do It

>>724048556
this aint tumblr gtfo

>>724049032
It would take me a long time to grow hair that long. Don't think I can do it.

>>724040164
Charles Darwin never said this, it was Thomas Dixon Jr. In the book ' The Clansman's (1905).

>>724049035
This aint /pol/ gtfo

>>724049130
No hang yourself

>>724049201
No, the guy's right

GTFO with that crap you fag

>>724049270
no hang yourself either /b/ro

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>>724049035
>>724049355

Somebody is jumping to conclusions

>>724048556
topkek

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>>724049355
You are SO edgy! Oh my gawd you must be so alpha in your middle school! I bet nobody beats on you. Speaking of which, why aren't you in PE? You shouldn't be on your compter for a few more hours. You have allergies?

>>724039864
Just because you're lying next to someone, doesn't mean you're likeable, it means you're fuckable. There is a difference

>>724049604
Thanks for that display of autism.

>>724040093
>to masquerade the fact

This guy is retarded.

>>724049650
Or you're married, and you don't fuck OR like each other. You're basically just roommates who share a bed.

>>724048868

>she starts to get bold and say hi and stuff randomly
>one day gonna get lunch with a couple friends, she joins in
>ok, this is interesting
>all my prev relationships have ended in ruins, but i kinda sorta maybe get a vibe now when a girl likes me
>still kinda hopeless romantic
>still hopeful that maybe i'm not the hideous fat ugly retardbeast i think i am
>suddenly, a wild zoltan appears
>no seriously, his fucking name was zoltan
>older guy (i assume), mustache, smooth-talking badass
>he's chatting her up a lot
>in hs i would have abandoned what was obv a lost cause
>instead, step up my game
>write a song, get ready to play it for her on my guitar
>i'd only been playing for 3 yrs at that point, but i could play a few chords and actually sing
>after class, in parking lot, about to play song
>suddenly, a wild zoltan drives up, practically screeches tires, gets out, leans on door
>he's chewing gum, obviously appraising situation
>here goes nothing
>fucking nail it
>W is aflutter
>zoltan is like, "Yeah, I can play guitar too, and I can sing, but I can't really do both. heh heh..."
>zoltan is in damage control
>never see him again
>100% legit, true story

>W and i start hanging out
>go to her place after school
>watch batman (1989) of all things
>at one point, she just randomly turns to me and kisses me on the cheek and giggles
>ok then!

cont'd

>>724049964

>we're a couple of 20yo awkward geeks, but we're comfortable around each other
>relationship ensues
>begin to feel again
>begin to believe this could work
>we've both slept with 1 person each, so we're not "pure" or wtfever
>starting to care less about that bullshit already
>still, she's reluctant to start fucking
>i respect that, as i am too
>really like her
>we get along very well
>she's kind
>that's very important, honestly
>we are together for a few months
>she honestly doesn't know what she wants
>maybe being 20 helps
>maybe having been broken up with so many times helps
>i still want to make it work
>she tells me how comfortable i made her feel, after bad shit in prev relationships
>made her feel better about herself, her body, etc.
>we never did the deed, but i'm honestly ok with that
>accept the inevitable

cont'd

>>724047916
true dat. please know anon, anon loves you.

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>>724038316

>>724040528
Fag

>>724038316
Protip: Stop being a sad cunt.

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Wasn't going to post, but thread seems pretty active

>itt: autism

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>>724049964
Singerbro here, double thumbs up for that move

>>724045868
If it was real narcissism we wouldn't be on an anonymous basket weaving forum.

No matter what some random anon says, I'll still feel as empty tomorrow as i do today

>>724050045

>be 1998
>be 21 now
>W gets a guy, but then, she doesn't stay with him long
>she starts giving mixed signals
>we're still friends, and i'm sure she knows i still want her
>randomly get asked to dj a friend's birthday party
>um, ok, sure!
>friend's friend C is female i wanted to get with too, but never did and THANK GOD but that's yet ANOTHER irrelevant story
>i'm djing, spinning 90s "alternative" bullshit
>got my eye on this hot asian chick
>meanwhile, C is trying to hook me up with another chick named JT
>but i notice this one girl, D
>D seems pretty cool
>turns out she's into the who
>she also has a cd of this band called the jam
>oh shit! waddup! they did that one song "going undergound" lol i know that one!
>C talks about how i should talk to JT
>i ask about D instead
>C seems a little surprised but she's like, "oh, she's nice."
>get D's number
>D's a little weird, funny
>she's also fucking gorgeous
>brown-eyed brunette, my kryptonite
>too many blue-eyed bitches lately, lol

cont'd