How do I get a girlfriend this hot?
Get of /b/.
>>724036089
Emma Watson looks like a man. I don't like her
>>724036089
>print Emma Watson picture
>wrap picture in hand so that you can see her face
>masturbate
No other way an autistic cuck like you could do it
>>724036719
I know. She's just so perfect.
>>724036089
Lock her in your castle and give her a library. Bitches love libraries.
Stop being a total chode.
>>724036089
Keep asking out people that hot until one says yes then don't fuck up.
Stop thinking with the peens
Chloroform
Have a kingdom and be an ungrateful bastard, become a beast, lose everything, abduct a father, make a trade --> Gets the girl
Give her something she likes and learn humility --> Keeps the girl