What's your most /b/tarded pickup line?

Hey, are you an angel? Because I want to fuck you in the ass

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>>724035358

>Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me

>>724035358
Hey! So.. Err.. I was wondering.. What's up?

>>724035358
shit i like fat bitches but i still wouldn't grab that pussy

Lets not turn this rape into a murder.

Are you a rocket pilot? I ask as your pantaloons hale not from this prefecture.

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>>724035358
All of this in spoken word "Hey girl *trips into you* OwO what's this *touching sand bag like breast* baka it's not like I wanted to fondle you or anything"

... ... ... um... ... ...
>walk away shaking head in disappointment

Walk up to her and get her attention and lick the tip of your finger and touch her shirt
>let's get you outta these wet clothes

>>724035358
>H..Hi, Fe...femanon

>>724035358
Dont fucking worry, no-one will.

We hev of the sex now, yes?

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>>724035358
Want to see my katana and fedora collection? My mom won't be home until 10.

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eyy bby wnt sum fuk?

my favorite one has always been," hey did you get those clothes on sale? cause i'm about to get them 100% off"

hasn't worked yet.

>>724035358
BE MY QT GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>724038173
kek

>>724035358
>>724035358

H-h-heyyyy! Umm... i-is my pussy crying, or are you... just really really sexy???

>Be me
>Go to Cutie
>Me: "Wana fuck?"
>Cutie: " k "
>Happy married since

>>724035358
>implying any of you stinky neckbeards have spoken to a girl.

Hey how are you doing, I just saw you and thought you were cute and wanted to say hi, my name's Anon, what's yours?

>>724036154
underrated

>>724035358
"Hey I like how you look, now it's your turn to say something"

>hey I just thought you are really attractive
>leave me alone
>forever alone since I'm ugly

>you'll luv the taste of my cum, trust me, i know
>at least im not a nigger...
>you have the same tits as my little sister
>ever wanted to find out how low you can sink?
>wanna try a threesome with my virtual gf?
>you smelll like the inside of mom's purse..

Just be yourself guys

>>724035358
No dick? No thank you!

I got trips once.