tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

ᵃᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃ ᶦˢ ᵒᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᵉʳᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵐᵃʲᵒʳ ᶜʰᵃᶰᵍᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉᶰᵉᶠᶦᵗ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗˢ ᶜᶦᵗᶦᶻᵉᶰˢ

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>>724031035
I like you

>>724031035

Will Ferrel is funny >>724031224

>>724031311
thanks, i needed some good lies

>>724031788
so how's it going

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a lot of dead people

>>724032462
thats not a lie

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>>724032555
i killed 613 just now in one level

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My dick size is over average.

>>724032671
that is a lot of people to kill damn

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>>724032867
i could've done more, but i was getting a little bored

I'm happy

>>724032921
ah, yeah i think that it would get pretty boring fast, for me at least.

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>>724033662
you might think otherwise when you use a fire axe to split someone's skull

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>>724031035
A LIE WILL REMAIN A LIE.

my dick is below average

>>724033737
maybe not for the first 20 times

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I just do not lose with Vel'koz. I just don't. Can't explain it, it just happens.

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i only come here for shitposting

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I mean I was pretty much afk for a good 3 minutes of the early game, cassiopeia already had two kills from our jungler, two levels and a shitton of items on me. Still, I just killed her, wasn't even hard.

>>724034246
>>724034522
it must be your calling, be a pro vel player

>>724034371
3/10 lie

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>>724033999
YOU NICE PERSON

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>>724034582
i mean, i sure as hell don't come for the porn anymore

>>724034903
i was joking.
yeah i prefer the conversation, there's so many other places for porn

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>>724034777
>My dick size is over average.
Compensating for something?

>>724034582
The games feel so different than when I play any other champ. I've got huge confidence in my abilities with him, feels like I can accurately predict most of what's going to happen in the next few moments, sometimes even minutes, I have crazy reaction times... I just don't know, it feels more like an extension of me than a champ that I'm playing. Ironically, that also makes me not want to play him all that much. When you know what's going to happen in a game, the game becomes uninteresting.

>>724035442
it's your one trick, get to diamond playing just vel

anyways i gotta head out, laters~

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>>724035309
yeah, i remember the days where i thought this place was the best place for furry porn.
I was a fucking idiot

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>>724035859
You're a fucking idiot for wanting manimal porn you asshole

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>>724036119
idk about that one

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bon dun b meen

>>724035593
Feels like it, yeah.

Have fun.

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looks like it's just you and me badj

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>>724036201
>>724036700
Enough of this gay fur covered flesh shit, I'll show you what pleasure really is.

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>>724036892
are you trying to give me a boner?

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>>724036892
*spooked*

>>724036918

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>>724037401

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>>724037440

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>>724037509
How this make you feel, flesh boy?

911 wasn't an inside job.

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>>724037591
topfuckingkek
thanks anon needed that

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>>724037591
it's clearly photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels

>>724031035
you are loved

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boop

I have a big Cock

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>>724036700
Do people actually masterbate to this picture or does it exist merely for the shock value?

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>>724039215
There are VERY FEW furries who are homosexual.

Let alone those who wants to cum on their own face.

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>>724039370
hmm... not the impression I have had after having hung out here for over 8 years. jfc kill me

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>>724039635
I'm lying you fuck

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That's a long time to shitpost.

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>>724039732
However, I did not maintain a constant presence throughout that duration.

>>724039717
What's up bones. What's good?

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>>724039857
Don't act like we know eachother you worthless sack of shit, I only hang out with cool kids.

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>>724040048
What an extraordinarily salty skeleton you are.

It just so happens that you reminded me of a person who people called "Bones", I think he sometimes hangs out in some mlp /b/read discord server. I guess you're not him. Oh well.

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>>724039857
I somehow figured, otherwise I would've talked with you more.

>>724040048
I'm a cool kid.

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>>724040449
Yeah, I used to hang out in this place more around 2012 which is when I got to know the people that gave me that faggy secure trip I have.

>>724033540
underrated post

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>>724040335
That Bones friend of yours sounds like a huge fucking faggot,

Besides I bet that literally the only thing that made you think of him was the fact that I am a skeleton, you racist fuck. Not all skeletons are the same, we all have our unique personalities, okay? Not ALL skeletons do skeleton puns and not all skeletons waste their time in a dungeon waiting to get one shotted by some random advanturer. Grow up, this is the current year.

>>724040449
You wish.

>>724031035
It gets better

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>>724040753
Pshh
it's more over the fact i knew he posted here occasionally, and was a real salty fuck just like you

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>>724040638
Secure tripcodes are for jerks.

>>724040753
>not all skeletons waste their time in a dungeon waiting to get one shotted by some random advanturer
I think Dark Souls dispelled that idea.

bon stop

>>724041022

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>>724040997
From what you've told me I can guess that he might've been the kind of edgy kid that goes to horse forums to talk about how gay it is to want to fuck cartoon horses while secretly wanting to fuck one himself. That is unless he was open about his cartoon horse fetishes.

Either way he shouldn't be allowed to have a picture of a skeleton on his computer.

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>>724041155

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>>724041264
dazzled

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>>724041391

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>>724031035
People care for you(us).

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>>724041155
WELL IF THE SHOE FITS ^:3

>>724041244
not really
i just find it peculiar how some random person just took his place and acts exactly the same, very interesting but w/e

>>724031035
Your girlfriend loves you and dont care at all for the money you have or make.

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>>724041562
>took his place

Great back again with the "all skeletons are the same" racist stereotype smh

Dark Souls 4 confirmed.

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>>724041696
lmfao

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>>724041427
I should get more pictures, but I don't want to fill up all the space in my computer with them.

>>724041562
I'm not familiar with that saying.

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>>724042102
you should

>>724035859
that was me too, until i learned about e621 and other sites

>>724036275
do it.

fun was somewhat had, but it was just going out to get food

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>>724042319
But at the same time, it's so much effort.

>>724042402
I intend to.

Have more fun, damn you.

Black people are functioning members of society.

>>724042728

>>724042752
due to 40 years of liberal policy.

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>>724042768
>>724042728
there wasnt a cat in there wtf

>>724042728
i'm trying here

badj pick a number between 1 and 225

>>724031035
Race is a social construct.

Blacks lag in education because of racism. Their IQ is the same.

>>724031035
A woman can do anything a man can do, better.

>>724043144
The issue with the black community is easily remediable through more practical improvements to their environment. It is our own fault for not improving their environment enough for the effects to take place.

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>>724042864
sloppy

>>724043038
No excuses.

>>724043142
133

>>724043329
Yes, more social problems will improve black communities. We owe them reparations.

And their obesity is caused by "food deserts", and not the result of their own choices.

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>>724043434

>>724043434
okay, i can't have fun
is that what you wanted to hear, huh?
HUH?

>>724043587
sweet my text didn't post

>>724031035
I'm straight

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are we posting cats now

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>how i imagine every post in this thread was created

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>>724043479
I'm not even mad.

>>724043484
No, I wanted you to have fun.

>>724043695
cats are always relevant

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>>724043960
t-thanks

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Donald Trump is not a politician and will drain the swamp

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>>724044311
this would be better without the captions

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>>724043960
i dunno how you can have fun going out to get food but alright

and i only have pictures of my cat

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>>724031035
I punched Drake in the eye because he was mouthing off about my sister.

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>>724044435

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>>724044477
I suppose it is kinda hard.

Pictures of your cat are more than welcome. I'd post pics of mine, but all of them have mysteriously vanished.

>>724044616
omg thanks

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>>724031035

>>724031035
Thank you for reminding me of that song.
Also Hitler killed 6 million jews.

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>>724044885
surprisingly a good lot of them are actually too big of files since they reduced the cap from 4mb to 2mb so i only have like 5 i can post as of now

how mysterious. there may be a cat photo thief on the loose

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>>724045422
Yeah that sucks. I can't post my best pics anymore.

That would be awful, also stupid cause they could just copy the pics.

scratch that, three pictures. i'm out of cat photos

>>724045589
fuck gookmoot

we don't know their motives, maybe they got off on having taken your images and left you with nothing

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>>724045705
rip

ye fuck

sick bastards

time to one trick

>>724045774
have fun vaporizing with your purple alien beams of death

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>>724045816
I'll tickle them all to death with my tentacles.

>>724043587
sup

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>>724045930
Not much wby?

>>724045923
tickle me with your tentacles, too
but not to death

>>724033540
:(

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>>724045999
I'll try, but it's easy to get carried away.

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>>724045982
About to play Pathfinder. Tell us about yourself - you single?

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>>724046174
Nope I've been with my boyfriend for over 6 months now.

Seeing him tonight :D

>>724031035
everything will work out in the end.

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>>724046368
Lucky you, norman. So what made you seek new friendships?

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>>724046491
I've been a lurker on these threads for 2 years and I thought I should be someone instead of being a random anon.

I still am a random anon either way.
Same same but different

>>724046062
thats okay, maybe it wouldn't be too bad

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>>724046714
Well, at least not an anon anymore, technically.

Not a lie, but I just wanna chill in a thread and share an experience.
I just mixed some really fizzy water and bombay sapphire gin. And it's meh. Maybe in a glass with some ice cubes in it. >
Further testing is needed anons

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>>724047076
yeah i guess