Fuck this /b i need advice 23yo guy Have gf for 4 years 8/10

It's all just a bad dream. Just change your contact details

>>724026292
Mfw a 2 time fuck turns into a kid with a milf, wtf how do I cope with this thought in the future?

Bamp

Ffs help me outttt

MEXICO
Or
SNOW MEXICO

>>724027148
Fuck i'm fucked am I?

Probably not even your kid since you're a faggot anyway op. Demand a paternity test.

>>724026106
Get rid of your email and hope the crotchfruit comes from a different fuck.

>>724026106
You're literally retarded
Why the fuck would you let her have your address
You don't cheat in your own goddamn house you absolute moron

Maybe you shouldn't have been retarded and cheated on your gf without a fucking condominium

>>724027279
She doesn't have my real name or adress shitface

Maybe you shouldn't have been retarded and cheated on your gf without a fucking condominium

>>724027329
>>724026436
>>724026106

Damn. Sorry for your situation bro. DONT give her your real name or anything.
abort. never respond.
Many men have done it successfully before you and so can you.

>>724026106
Read the legal documents carefully, it might be some scam by her for you to sign over child support. If it's anything like she said then just sign and be done. This isn't that big of a deal seeing as there's no proof yet that the kid is even yours.

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>>724027329
how did she mail you shit then

>>724026106
publish the document here

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>>724027540
good point.

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>Bitch mails me documents from lawyer to 'keep me safe and unaccountable'
but
>Mfw have to fill in my real name, milf doesn't know
and
>She doesn't have my real name or adress shitface

so you're telling me she mailed you documents without knowing your address or name.

ok... assuming this isn't some autistic troll:
you do know that it takes very little effort for lawyers to dig info on you, right?

>>724027540
Fake Gmail acc + only access it on vpn, no traces

>>724028051
>email, not mail
okay so I guess you have nothing to worry about.

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>>724026106
>>724026106
First off you'll want a paternity test and proof that she frequently uses a site to fuck random strangers, frequently, for your court case.

As the attorney I strongly urge you to hire, will tell you,the courts/government aren't terribly interested in getting an accurate target when it comes to who they will force to pick up the bill for the medical costs of delivering a kid.
There's a good chance she won't have it at her age, but then there's always the possibility that she is just trying to shake you down for some $$ for the "abortion" costs, which may not even be legit.

If you aren't concerned about paper trails, you could write a check to the clinic, bit if she decides to not to get it (the abortion) because of guilt, etc. that check immediately becomes evidence of your culpability (legit or not).

She's clearly a whore so any decent lawyer/P.I. shouldn't have a difficult time getting her profile history.

Don't worry until there is actually something to worry about staring you in the face. So far it's all heresay on her part.

>>724026106
Seems fishy. If she didnt want you to have anything to do with it ("Safe and unaccountable") then why would she even bother looking you up and telling you in the first place instead of just never talking to you again? Plus the odds of you knocking up an older lady after having unprotected sex once are pretty slim. It's probably not your baby and she's trying to screw you over in some way. I'd read whatever that lawyer sent to you REEALL carefully before you did anything.

>>724026106
I probably wouldn't sign it. Cuz then she'd know your name. But idk if there's others ways for her to investigate it. That's a shitty situation.
BUT my thoughts are if she willing to not hold you accountable then just ghost her and never be seen again. Because either way that's what you'd want but it's best 4 her not 2 kno ur name

>>724026106
Take it to a lawyer in secret and ask him to explain the document to you since you're clearly too fucking dumb to understand what you're signing.

Ask to fuck her again , she's already pregnant so you don't need to use a condom

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>>724026106
Abortion is murder. You're going to have to take responsibility for your actions

>>724028591
Oh and wouldn't by signining it, ur taking responsibility for a kid who might not be yours?

>>724028745
An Hero pls

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>>724028051
Don't give her any info at all.

She'll tell you this and that "oh this isn't to hold you accountable, etc" or any other b.s. story her or her lawyer can think up. Give her nothing and just delete the account. You think/thought it was b.s. a shakedown, or someone playing a prank on you. End of story.

Last thing a 23 y.o. needs is an old hag who wants to have a mid-life crisis baby latched on to him for the rest of your life.

>>724028779
Touche, fuck this. I'm deleting the mail account. Ain't signing shit

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This is why ANAL is ALWAYS the best way to go.

She might just be after your signature and other personal information.

>>724029134
exactly. If you are not officially contacted by the court or an actual licensed lawyer, assume shes scamming, lying, etc.

>>724028962
Thanks /bro, damn i'm in shit street this time

You have 2 choices:

1 - be a decent human being and take responsability for your actions. Come clean.

2 - be a slightly less decent human being and just hope she's not lying about "not making you accountable" and just try to solve everything with her as fast as possible.

3 - be a fuck face and hide. She doesn't know your name, your address or even your real email. She has no way of finding you if you didn't say anything dumb.
I'd go with 3. Middle aged women can't get pregnant that easily, they're not 16 where you can get pregnant with only the smell, she's probably scamming you or lying about you being the father, she was probably already pregnant at the time.

She's also probably lying about not holding you accountable.


She doesn't want to be held accountable for her actions and wants to pass the responsability to you.


She's trashy.
OP, be wise. Choose 3 and/or kill yourself.

>>724028738
Then kill her, cut up the body, eat the fetus. Problem solved. Nothing more tender than roast baby.

>>724028962
This bro's got the right idea, OP. Delete the email and pretend like it never happened.
>>724029322

>>724029364
You just made my day motherfucker, i'm going with option 3. Ghosting out

>>724029364
>1 - be a naive sucker and take responsability for god only knows who's actions.

fixed

"New phone. Who dis?"

>>724029458
Post the document, OP? I'm curious
obviously blank out her name and any other identifying shit like the lawyer's name

>>724029364
LOL probs has herpes and wants to blame it on OP and the child is just a means of getting his real info.
stupid fucking whore got what she deserves
what kind of a stupid sack of shit lets some faggot fuck her without a condom on, doesn't even have his address.

P.S you can get sued out the ass for giving someone an std, get as far away from this cunt as possible OP.
best case scenario she smartens up after realizing what a faggot OP is and aborts his faggot offspring.

>>724029623
this dude kinda has a point
get tested, op

>>724029477
Yeah by coming clean I meant admiting it to his gf, getting tested for STDs and doing a paternity test LOL

>>724029670
Will do this week

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>>724029421
It's true!

9/10 ghouls and vampires say the same thing.

>>724026106
Go lie in the bed you made.

If that kid grows up not knowing his dad he'll make worse decisions than you.

>>724026106
dude just wait till the kid is born and dont sign the birth cert. also get a fucking lawyer tell him (dont get a female lawyer you fucking cunt) that you dont want this bitch knowing your real name.

>>724029623
I know right? I forgot to say that, but I think OP got the whole point.
OP, GET TESTED.

>>724029805
that's pure bullshit

This thread is great, thanks for sharing your story OP.

As everyone else recommended get the fuck out of there, ignore the woman.

Also get tested.

Tik tok, whine to her!

>>724029805
No way José

>>724029932
Haha excellente, happy to hear someone had a giggle, fuck this man how the hell did I end up with this

>>724026106
Post these "documents"

>>724028051
>Hooks ups twice.
>Gives milf Gmail.
Fake and gay.

>>724030135
Ain't gonna happen sunshine, srry

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>>724030058
>fuck this man how the hell did I end up with this

You didn't stick it up her ass or spray her face when you came. THAT'S HOW!

>>724030170
Bitch also has my number (pre-paid) no trace, already changed numbers

>>724028051
ignore that shit then but i wouldnt delete the account if you used a vpn
then they can say you deleted it after you saw the email to avoid paying child support if they do catch you

>>724030181
Why? Just black out any identifying info.

>>724030261
Touché, fucking had my head up my arse

>>724026106
You deserve this shit, the complete, utter, moron you are.

>>724028745

Abortion is the only way, why give birth to a loveless beta, he might get some guns and start a bullet parade just because retarded family belives its murder ... Stop beliving in imaginary friends and see for your race

>>724030384
Thanks mate real fucking helpfull

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>>724030278
He didn't tnink it was legit. If he received no official documentation prepared by a valid certified and licensed law firm or lawyer that will hold up.

Of course if the paperwork did come directly from a law firm... well......

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>>724026106
Get a lawyer.

>be me
>bang slut
>a year later knock on door
>served papers for cost of baby being born
>mfw
>called my lawyer
>"wat do"
>lawyer asks "did you bang?"
>yes but she's a slut, I wrapped it up
>set up dna testing, they have to
>show up, get swabbed
>find out a couple days later she didn't take the kid to get it's dna done
>usually means they know it's bogus
>state intervenes, she concedes to test
>notthefather.jpg
>all it took was a couple phone calls with my lawyer a little time, and 1 appointment to get swabbed
Everything went away. I framed the letter the state sent informing me it wasn't mine. I'd post but this was years ago. Got married, wife made me throw it away.
Mfw

>>724027321
I always use a condominium for safe sex

>>724026106
Meet her to "talk" and push her down the stairs

>>724030554
You are awesome

Serious question OP

are you a nigger?

>>724030554

the fundamental difference between you and OP is that the baby might be his

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>>724030825

>>724030825
White middle class, sorry to dissapoint. I'm a system engineer,could be that

>>724026106
Victory goes to the most committed

You guys that bang random chicks without rubbers are fucking retarded.
>make her prove it's yours
>be a man and deal with the outcome of your choices.

If it's not yours
>quit cheating
>if you are going to cheat do anal or WEAR A FUCKING RUBBER

>>724030920
enginigger gnomesayin'

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>>724030797
kek thanks. only part I left out is I did have a gf at the time. (not wife). But she wasn't my gf when I banged the slut.

I hid it from her. I figured I'd wait till we knew for sure before telling her. I ended up telling her about it afterward and she was cool with it. Also, lawyer was actually just my bro who owed me a favor cause I bailed him out of jail one time for a dui. He more or less offered me a 1 time "if you ever need a favor thing". I figured that moment was the time to use it.

This is a non bullshit story.

The whole is pretty funny cause he knew and worked with my mom in the courts. I figured he just had his aides do most of the legwork as it was just filing and watever other innocuous shit lawyers do, he said it was nbd.

>>724027148
Stay the fuck away from snow Mexico. OP sounds like a sad bitch.
4 years and you need a dating site to find a warm hole?

>>724031082
Points granted, op admits being retarded

>>724030893
true, but anytime the court is involved and especially when its a bout a kid
>get a lawyer

Just hire an attorney. Idk what he can do about the gf situation, that sucks, but this is his reality. If you heading into a court situation, get a lawyer. At the very least have a lawyer review the doc.

>>724030920
If you remember giving her that much information ("I'm a system engineer") she may have more information some clever boy could use to track you down......think it through

>>724026106
fagget

>>724031141
So, if you ever need him again, next time you'd have to pay him or what?

>>724031293
General info will get her nowhere

>>724031577
yeah it was more like
>if you ever need an EASY favor

and we are bros, don't mix business and pleasure type shit. It is nice though, lawyers can make ALL the difference in how shit goes down.

To be fair I was 99 percent certain it wasn't mine but I just wanted to make sure everything was done legit. The state was suing me for like 7k or some shit then of course child support nightmare scenario ya know?

I just didn't wanna risk having to have a kid and having my life change so drastically. I woulda stepped up and been a good dad, as I am now. Just woulda sucked cause she's was a slut. Hot though.

If women can abort babies, then men should be able to abort responsibility for babies. Like wtf, women can kill your child, but they can also force you to pay for a child you'd rather have killed???

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>>724032001

>>724032001
I'm balling out, i'm not going down for this

>>724031867
yeah dude but sluts are only good to bang a good one out, not living life with. A good mate of mine is together with a cumdumpster cunt. His sex is amazing, he can do whatever he wants. But he had so many times some bloke walk up to his girl and say "hey x how have you been? Give me a call etc." (she would then later say he is an ex) and the idiot gets angry with them and not with her. Although he is like the 50th dude who fucked her.