How do i make someone KYS themselves?

"I bet you can't KYS your arm"

>>724025572
first step is to try suicide yourself, you need to understand how it works first

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>>724025572
>How do i make someone KYS themselves?

Convince them you are their Father.

>>724025572
>How do I make someone kill yourself themselves?
Wow, english much?

>>724025995

Every KYS begins with...oh shit nvm

>>724025572
>KYS themselves
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

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>>724025572
Claim to be god or a messenger of god.