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Lets have a nice fat shaming thread, shall we?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Lets have a nice fat shaming thread, shall we?
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>>724025461

jesus fucking christ...
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>>724025437
This nigger is looking bigger than my whole future
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>>724025511
typical murican
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>>724025776
Was too tempting
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>>724025835
has anyone else ever noticed the missing girl in this
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>>724026418
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>>724026449
muri girl ate her
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>>724026533
TOP FUCKING KEK.
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>>724025631
my cock is rock
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>>724025631
Her blurred out titty is the smallest lump, kek.
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>>724026533
I live near Central NY. Local place called Dinosaur BBQ is really well known.

In 1996 I had turned 6 and had won a bowling score tournament for under 8 years old. Big party at Dino BBQ for me and other winners and games with prizes to win and shit. They had live pigs and a cow there too. They gave me a ribbon and said "put it on the fattest-heaviest pig here" and if I did I would win a year of free pulled pork from Dino BBQ. I took the ribbon and walked over to the fattest women at the place and put it on her knee.

They then didn't even give me my trophy for high score under 8 years old. Fucking commies.
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>>724025400

I can totally sympathize -- tfw moving into a new apartment and there's a fat woman stuck in one of the doorframes. Then you gotta call Animal Control and put up with their quarantine bullshit if she bit you.
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>>724025697
Saddlebags
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>>724027079
lol.
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Wut r this
twitch.tv
/silly_burns
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>>724025437

obligatory comparison.
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>>724025511
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>724025511
>>724025708

Note also how nobody wants to stand next to them...
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>>724025thats not fat shaming !! that amerifat shaming, you make me puke but i like you
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>>724025511
> American size zero
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>>724026533
whether she went home and killed herself, or she started trying to lose weight, you're doing god's work anon
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>>724027009
underrated
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>>724025631
>>724027009
Holy shit, i couldn't even make out a tit or anything. It just reminded me of that thing from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
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>>724025718
Lost
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>>724028259
fat* calf problems lmao
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>>724028615
>When people claiming to be big boned actually have smaller bones
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>>724028731
She don't need to sleep in a waterbed. She IS the waterbed
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>>724028684
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Welcome to /fit/
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>>724025511
the big girl obviously won the fight over who gets to be america...
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>>724025959
but.. im a fattie and i look like a baby
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>>724028731
Oh my
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>>724028888
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>>724025643
Shouldn't they be hitting themselves?
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>>724028889
One would have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot
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>>724025742
It's cool , it's sugar free
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>>724028889

She sure is flexible, look at how her legs are positioned.
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>>724029194
They may have just collapsed in that position.
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>>724028259
>I'm so fat I can't fit into my boots
>I'll pretend it's because of muscles
>I'll just buy new ones rather than consider I might need to lose weight

How fucking far in denial can anyone go ?
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>>724029077
And accept responsibility for their actions?! Check your thin privlege.
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>>724029194
Liquids are always flexible
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>>724027545
There's no way she can swim that much .
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>>724027079
I was 8 when I went to Florida for a holiday in 1999, during which at some point my brother, mum and I were chilling in the hotel jacuzzi with an obese woman and her adult daughter. The flabby one was sharing a story about being in some huge ass storm, and when she was going on about hiding under the stairs with the tornado coming over making the whole house shake, I blurt out "So did the tornado make your lumps of fat wobble about as well?". Needless to say my mum dragged my brother and I out the jacuzzi and got out of there pretty sharpish while making a whole bunch of noise in my earhole. We found her at breakfast the next morning looking pissed and I had to apologise to her, of course being just the word 'sorry' mumbled with the authenticity of an 8 year old who still thinks this is funny
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>>724029333
If the currents are strong I'm sure she can float around much further than that.
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>>724028889
HO HO HO, OOMA LOOTA SOLO
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Where the top n bottom u decide
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>>724029333
*drift
Fat is buoyant.
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>>724029306
Exactly. It's not the scales fault. It's their own.
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>>724029499
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I'm fat and it's my own fault. It's not genetic. I'm a lazy shit. But I'm still able to run and get up on my own. I need to make some changes.
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>>724026449
Now that you mention it...
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>>724025543
If "kill me now" had a face, its on that dude right there.
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>>724025461
What struggle, STANDING UP?!
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>>724029606
Best is the selfie they did after the show. Just look at them. Look at their smug faces.
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>>724029612
do it mate
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>>724029734
They clearly won that debate. FAT POWER
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>>724029735
I have to. I like these threads because it motivates me. I don't want to be these people. I'm sure they feel hopeless being that big. But it's not impossible to change.
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>>724029663
thats looks pretty good
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>>724029484
It's more of an active display of rejecting reality and facts in my opinion.
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if a fat whitey somehow gets a girl

but then she goes behind his back and blows a nigger


does that make him the stay cukt marshmallow man
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>>724027079
Lost hard.
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>>724025400
Fat
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>>724029826
No it isn't. Do it, anon. It won't be easy, there will be setbacks, but you can do it if you really want it.
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>>724029900
But wouldn't he have to know that she's blowing him? Isn't that what a cuck is?
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>>724025461
This looks like the girl that keeps trying to fuck me and I'm about ready to vomit
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>>724029826
if you do, ask for help on /fit/ those faggot love jerking themselves off to their own tips
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>>724029970
Dang. That picture. It's like almost me in size. Yeah I know it's not easy but the end result Wil be worth it. Thanks bro.
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>>724030045
A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife.
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>>724026029
The fat acceptance movement is the only movement without movement.
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>>724030142
What? How is this even possible? her body legit has the properties of a liquid
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>>724030068
You won't have to worry about her getting pregnant. Chances are that you're just fucking a fat roll
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>>724027079
HA, If i worked there i would've lost my shit and likely been sacked.
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/b/ please hate on me, i need the motivation

i weigh 384lbs, i keep trying to become thin, each attempt i get closer but rebound harder and end up fatter than i started, record so far is 3 weeks without eating, aftermath was 50lbs lost followed by 80 gained

i'm going for 4 this time, hoping i won't have to stop there, the rebound on breaking the fast is obviously my problem so the solution is obviously to stop breaking the fast

but i need your help, regardless of stored calories the body isn't meant to go that long without more complete nutrition, i need you to put me in enough mental agony to "persuade" this body to bite the bullet and eat itself like it's supposed to
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>>724030195
Lol they should call it a fat acceptance standstill or sitstill
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>>724025543
>"Dude, come hang out."
>"Sorry, I can't today. Gotta walk my Mom..."
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>>724030142
What happens when one of these lard golems dies? Do they have to knock a few walls out of the house and get a forklift?
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>>724030312
You are beautiful just as you are and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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>>724028684
so many tits even the tits have tits
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>>724026418
holy shit my dude, i would rather go vegan than eating those "chicken" wings
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>>724030399
Yes.
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>>724025631
hnnnnnggg
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>>724025631
This bitch look like this
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>>724030399
Yeah that's probably it. Or just install a garage door in their room
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>>724029970
His belly's got a moustache now
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>>724030312
Find a local ItWorks sales rep and they can sell you some stuff which works pretty well.
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>>724030312
Want to get thin?
Eat less calories than you burn. It's that fucking simple. Starving yourself is probably worse for your health than eating your way to 400 lbs
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>>724029970
sucks he has a hard time getting rid of that excess tummy fat. that shit is fucking impossible, and he clearly worked his ass off for it
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>>724030312
It doesn't work that way. When you stop eating, your body becomes more efficient and capable of surviving on less calories. Say, 800. Then, once you start eating 2,000 calories a day again, you put back on all of that weight you gained by fasting, even faster than you lost it. The best way to do it is to create a 1,000-calorie deficit and aim to lose 2 pounds a week through diet and exercise.
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>>724030312
Don't starve yourself, just eat healthier foods, you disgusting slob.
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>>724030524
isnt that just excess skin?
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>>724030312
Don't fast you fucking tard.
That's your problem and it's fucking unhealthy. It'll give you serious deficiencies.

Eat, but eat healthy, and eat much, MUCH less.
If your stupid ass had actually kept eating during those weeks you would have made it. After the first 2 weeks your body gets used to eating less and you won't feel nearly as hungry IF YOU STILL EAT YOU DUMBASS
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>>724030520
I find that if I eat less in a day the next day it doesn't take much food to make me feel full. Is that a thing? Like your stomach shrinking ?
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>>724025437
The multiple bikinis... holy shit!
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>>724025400

God dammit you guys I was trying to fap
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>>724030312
You fucking idiot, you will always put weight back on after fasting, get some basic nutritional advice dumbass.

If you're desperate for a quick fix eat oats for breakfast, skip lunch and have non-fried chicken for dinner EVERY DAY this will be boring but you will lose weight fast and you will maintain muscle which is important for burning fat. Pop a multivitamin regularly to make up for the shit you're missing.

Get your act together you fat shit.
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>>724030692
Yes, but it's not exactly your stomach shrinking. Once you start a diet, the hardest part about staying on it is keeping yourself from just eating because you're bored. Otherwise, it's pretty easy to stick to it.
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>>724026449
Fat bitch ate her.
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>>724030595
idk, looks like a little bit of tummy fat which is the hardest to lose.

but still regardless of what it is it kinda ruins what hes trying to have going for him. i kind of have the same going on cause i was a chubster in middleschool. But yeah that shits fucking impossible to lose and this guy clearly worked on his abs and it still barely got rid of all his fat
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>>724030399
Yea, i actually remember a story like that. Not sure if that person was dead, but they couldn't get him through the door so they pulled down a wall.

There are also ambulance vehicles for the clinically obese because they often just don't fit in normal ambulances. And stuff like pic related of course.
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>>724029541
I can't tell whether that is a vagina or an asshole, and as a horny teenager, I legitimately don't want to put my dick in there.
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>>724030444
trip tits winrar
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>>724030312
>>724030400
Yeah no, he's dying. Look you're gonna die if you don't start working out whether you bite the bullet or not. There isn't some grand plan or a brilliant strategy but there are some pointers to be made. The most important tip for beginners is don't go in explosively in the beginning. You'll become tired more easily and eventually you'll lose motivation. For me it was all about moving slowly into a daily routine and a steady diet is really important. For example every morning i would have two cups of green tea 'cause that shit raises your metabolism like crazy. Even though i'm not a vegan or vegetarian myself i would recommend trying it out. Research is actually very important when it comes to shit like this
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>>724030312
Read this: http://mangaonlinehere.com/manga-info/danberu-nan-kiro-moteru
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>>724030520
>>724030555
>>724030808
This is the best group of advice you'll get. Just follow these three pieces of advice and you'll lose weight.
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>>724030864
i cant find any fat. i bet thats skin.
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>>724030810
Yeah I can see that happening. I do have some down time where I'm just sitting here bored. The hardest part for me is at night. I find that I eat more during the time before I go to sleep
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>>724030999
the trips of truth has spoken
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>>724030864
No, that's just skin. If you were too fat or your skin isn't that elastic anymore, it won't shrink enough to fit your new body. Check batman in pic related.
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>>724026449
literally every time it gets posted
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>>724025400
rip in pieces toilet
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i kinda like these threads because im nowhere near the size of these people but im still a fat fuck (200lbs-ish) and it gives me motivation to prevent myself from becoming like them as well as motivation for getting to a nice weight.. thanks /b/
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>>724030810
What worked for me is just changing what I snacked on. I used to just eat bags of chips and shit food when I was bored but I changed it out for apples and salads haha
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>>724030312
Do Atkins. I lost 70 pounds in 9 months. After about 3 days the low carb stuff is easy.
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>>724031070
>batman
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>>724029541
Thanks anon...
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>>724031025
yeah im sure it is. guy still has a great body though, good for him. I'd like to try to get to that at some point
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>>724030312
Just half all your portions for an easy fix. If you dont have the mental control to conclude your meal knowing full well its less than usual then you'll never lose weight
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>>724030312
Don't. Fucking. Starve. Yourself.
A fast is the worst fucking thing you could do.
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>>724031167
That's good advice. I think I'll go get a bunch of veggies and fruit today.
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>>724025543
She was on My 600 Pound Life
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>>724027079
>and if I did I would win a year of free pulled long pork from Dino BBQ
ftfy
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>>724025776
She'd be a babe if she would only lose 200 pounds
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>>724030312
Don't fast for days and then go back to your routine. You are because you're living a fat life. Everything you do in your daily life contributes to your weight.

If you want to lose weight, you have to live the life of a thin person, not just do some diet or exercises for some weeks/days. This means you have to completely change your behavior. Think about how much food you eat every day, and reduce that.

You don't want to do drastic changes, but slowly progress towards a healthy lifestyle. Remember that the goal is to live a thin person. Start by completely removing soda, juice, and milk frfom your diet. Drinking calories is retarded. Stick to water only, and the occasional beer. Coffee is ok as long as you don't add sugar.

Then you should start reducing the amount of food you eat. For example if you always eat 2 hambugers in a meal, you need to start eating 1.5, eventually just 1.

And that is going to be your new life.
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>>724029734
The one on the right is the worst, you can tell she's a huge bitch whenever she can get away with it.
>>We're fat and there's nobody who can stop it!
Except your hearts.
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>>724026533
I love the Dinosaur BBQ in Troy
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>>724031364
Like pic related, but in reverse.
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>>724025959

This would be good except the third point exposes that it was written by a virgin.
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>>724030399

You have to use a mattress and put a crane in the pool to get them out.
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>>724029734
It's funny tho because they're only hurting themselves. Having fat pride is really just being self destructive
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>>724031070
This is him in full glory.
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>>724031458
I'd still fuck her in fatty mode
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>>724031576
There's a whole industry for that shit.
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>>724028286
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>>724031610
That's incredible. Did he have surgery for that?
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>>724031680
I've sat in one of those chairs. You can fit 2 people on em.
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>>724031790
or 1 whale
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>>724028615
>seventeenst woman
>eightst woman
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>Be me
>about 5 years old
>My parents tell me I did this and I vaguely remember being this much of a little shit
>We try to sell house to move from IL to CA
>Fat chick realtor examines house
>I notice she doesn't sit down on a chair
>So I ask
>"How come you not sit down?"
>"Oh I just prefer to stand"
>Then I say
>"Too fat, huh?"
>My dad got so embarrassed
>Parents tell that story all the time if it ever comes up
>Told my gf recently and she cracked up
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>>724031364
she would still be at least 200lb
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>>724031680
I like these chairs because they're an acceptable form of public shaming.
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>>724031979
Kids are brutal. But they tell the truth until they're taught to lie.
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>>724025776
When MMO programmers put the wrong skin for the wrong glove model.
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>>724031945
its for britbongs you faggot. I assume st means stone.
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>>724025437
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>>724032074
this
>>724031979
you're not as funny as you think you are
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>>724028615
So much poop
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>>724031945
That's 17 stone and 8 stone, you fucking uncultured idiot. It's a unit of weight, like pounds.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_(unit)
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>>724031721
Probably a gastric bypass or something like that. If you're at that point, that's probably the best option because you can't really exercise anyway.
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>>724028994
Lose everytime at "My joints hurt"
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>>724031945
dumbfuck
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>>724032132
Who said I was trying to be funny?
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>>724032027
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>>724025742
Is that nigger eating ketchup from a bottle?
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Isn't it interesting how most of these are of women living in a culture that spoils them and treats them as a higher class from men? Isn't it interesting that in some of these, without a second angle you can't even tell what part of the body you're looking at? This is a pervasive problem in the US. I rarely see men spilling out of mart-carts in the stores I work at, and if I do they are wearing leg-braces, or have a cane with them. All of the women I see in these fucking things are simply corpulent pigs, and when I see them fill their basket up with 10 2 liters of diet soda I want to run over and slap the snot out of them. These people are wastes of space, resources, and only contribute waste to our society and they make me fucking sick. If you're obese and young and can still walk, get the fuck out of here and start a work-out and diet routine. If you want to show the world that you have no respect for your one and only body, then the world will not respect you. Nobody is coming to save you from yourself. It's time to stop whining and feeling sorry for yourself. It's inly what you DO right now that matters at all. Quit blaming your problems on the fact that unhealthy options are available, and start taking responsibility for the fact that you make that choice every time the doritos and mountain dew touch your lips. You are making yourself grotesque, and it's a waste of your own life. Get up and move you crybaby. Get up and move right now.
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>>724031261
Not true at all. Iook up intermittent fasting. I do that now and I feel better than I have my whole life. Mix in a keto diet and you will feel younger
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>>724026533
holy fuck
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"At least we won't have to starve if we crash in the wilderness."
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>>724029919
Boooo
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>>724031979
Another story but it's about what I thought black people were

>Be me
>6 years old
>My parents never let me watch violent movies
>I come downstairs to get water or whatever
>I look at what they're watching and I see a black guy kill someone
>Fast forward to summer
>We go to Florida for vacation
>I see a big fat black dude with two girls next to him like he's got money to burn
>I yell
>"HE'S A BAD MAN! A BAD MAN!"
>I was a very confused child
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>>724032270
I'm pretty sure what he was trying there wasn't "intermittent fasting".
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The thing that puts me off from losing weight is that there will be no end to the suffering I'll be going through to lose weight. You can't start behaving like you did before right after achieving they desirable number on the scales.

Like what is the point of living if you don't enjoy your life?

I can live a month without candy. I can live a year without candy. Hell, I did that for three years. But it's impossible to know that for the rest of my life I would have to eat what I don't like and do what I don't like.
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>>724030873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kFxV-Wj-Ls
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>>724026072
fucking lol'd , good job
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>>724032132
Fat chick detected.
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>>724030520
>>724030999

Telling fatties the key to weight loss is eating fewer calories is like saying the key to becoming an Olympic swimmer is to swim faster. You're fucking retarded and probably don't know enough about real nutrition to give him any actual advice.
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>>724031610
jesus, just think what his leg and arm muscles were going through, constantly at an odd angle. Shit's fucked.
My ex-boss was a serious fatty, it was really sad because she was such a wonderful person but basically she comfort-ate to soothe the fact that her life hadn't turned out right. She would complain about her knees hurting but at no point did she ever acknowledge that it was because she was about 100 Ibs overweight and 60 so that shit starts to give out. She tried every diet in the book but could never stick to them through lack of willpower.
The greatest irony is that she is a healthcare professional in the field of diabetes care. Needless to say by the time she was 55 she had Type 2 Diabetes.
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>>724032535
You can still enjoy life- you'll just have a lot less of it to enjoy.
Enjoy not being able to wipe your ass. Enjoy getting winded walking up stairs. Enjoy getting sweaty just by standing in line at the grocery store, a place where you'll be spending a disproportionate amount of that life you enjoy so much. Good for you.
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>>724032535
You can still eat things you like. Just don't over do it
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>>724026278
Oh come on, we're gonna shame fat people even when they have legitimate reasons to use a scooter?
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>>724030873
I HAVE THOSE FUCKING BEDSHEETS
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>>724032535
But that's BS. Nothing stopping you from eating candy. You just need to balance your calorie intake with the energy you burn through exercise.

So maybe that doesn't mean three buckets of chocolate a day. But once every few days shouldn't be an issue even without lots of exercise.
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>>724032925
Like they could walk if there legs weren't broken.
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>>724032721
I'm pretty sure the key to becoming an Olympic swimmer IS to swim faster though.
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>>724028821
This should be one of their banners
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>>724032132
Male feminist detected..
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>>724032535
Not true. Once your body stabilizes at its new normal you don't have to kill yourself to maintain that weight. Losing is difficult, maintaining is easy.

You sound like you're just trying to come up with excuses not to try. If that's your mindset then you're already doomed to fail until you change it. I mean do you really think thin people are in a constant state of suffering from starvation? No. Drop the excuses and lose the weight or you'll regret it.
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>>724032263
>If you want to show the world that you have no respect for your one and only body, then the world will not respect you. Nobody is coming to save you from yourself. It's time to stop whining and feeling sorry for yourself.
Ok, but suppose you're THIS kind of fatty:
>intend to show the world you have no respect for your body
>also you don't expect the world to respect you and frankly if it DID have any respect to offer then that respect could go fuck itself as far as you're concerned
>you don't need to be saved, you're ready to die and you have been for a long time, you're just enjoying the wait
>you'll whine all you fucking please and you don't give a shit whether anyone answers or not
>you're glad you're a drain on society because fuck society and fuck humanity and you hope everyone else starves because of you, that would be hilarious
What then, smartass.
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>>724029612
Do it not only to be better but to feel better. I'm a slender guy and actually had a hard time putting on weight when i was younger and in the "get ripped to fuck girls" phase so I tried eating all these calories and drinks to look more muscular and I felt like shit. Not only physically but emotionally because your body knows. Eat better, workout, lose 10 lbs and look back and honestly you won't be able to say that you aren't happier and feel better.
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>>724032535
dude, that's the wrong way of looking at it.
I weight less than 150 Ibs, I eat chocolate and bacon and shit - but I walk 2.5 miles a day and lift and carry shit in my job. Energy in, energy out. You can still eat good things, you just need to balance them against what is good for your body.
There are somethings which you should cut out straightaway, though, and which you will be surprised that you ever liked them. This is true of any sugary soda or even fruit juice. Kick it and you will feel a world of difference. I never much liked coke, but after going 3 years without I found it was horrid to drink it again.
As for exercise - "I don't like it" is a weak excuse. There's such an insane range of ways to burn energy, you can't have tried all of them.
Final tip: turn down your heating and sleep with the windows open, if you live somewhere cool/cold. Keeping warm burns fat.
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>>724031945
I laughed harder than I should have
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>>724032804
>diet
Diets don't work.They're not intended to. That's why there's a new fad diet out there every few weeks.

Similar with a lot of nutrition religions, sure, but at least most of those don't try to fool you into believing you could look like Jessica Alba in 2 weeks if you only eat cabbage each day.
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>>724033243
there's no "what then" for those sorts of fatties. They deserve what they get
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>>724032132
Just walk down the hall to the Tumblr room with the gay gorillas? Oh....you can't walk?
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>>724032841
>Enjoy not being able to wipe your ass.
I ain't THAT fat. The rest is true though.

>>724032952
Not true, anon. At least not for me. I don't eat at fastfood chains, I don't eat cakes or candy without a reason like my birthday. I've stripped myself from my favourite and I still gain weight because I a lot of usual food.

>>724033223
>>724033223
>do you really think thin people are in a constant state of suffering from starvation
Those who were fat but lost weight - yes I do.
And I know that because I tried. For three years I was staying true to the diet, I lost a fifth of my weight in two years and stayed on the diet for a year just to make sure. The day I stopped following the diet I started gaining weight back.
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>>724029734


No shit- the bird in the middle I dated for a year or two about ten years back. She was cuddly then - nothing like this.
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>>724033354
I agree with you about fad diets, but with application of willpower a diet that lays down strict enough ground rules will work if maintained for long enough to break bad habits.
Atkins and all the rest is horseshit though.
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>>724032721
Sure, there's lots of intricacies, but in the end, it really is that simple. You'd lose weight even if you'd only eat carbs - you'd just feel shit doing it.

I think the most important point was that starving yourself is fucking retarded.
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>>724033487
gib typical daily food intake for analysis by professor /b/
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>>724033373
Damn right we do, and I'll thank you to remember it.
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>>724033354

I lost 110 lbs on a diet and have kept it off for over 8 years. You're either trolling or painfully stupid.
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>>724033532
>I think the most important point was that starving yourself is fucking retarded.
It's easier to stop eating at all than to eat food you hate.
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>>724033243
>>you'll whine all you fucking please and you don't give a shit whether anyone answers or not
Don't whine, that means you want something. If you get help politely refuse it.
>you're glad you're a drain on society because fuck society and fuck humanity and you hope everyone else starves because of you, that would be hilarious
Careful with the edges Mister Waterballoon, they are far more dangerous to you than to me.
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>>724032534
I was talking to the guy who said fasting was the worse thing you could do. Which is wrong
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>>724030524
Ummmm that isn't fat you stupid nigger, is just stretched skin... when you lose weight and used to be really fat your skin still keeps some of the "length" it has when you were fat
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>>724032535
>I can live a month without candy. I can live a year without candy. Hell, I did that for three years. But it's impossible to know that for the rest of my life I would have to eat what I don't like and do what I don't like.

It's called "moderation". You don't have to stop eating candy, you just can't eat two-hundred grams per day.
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>>724033405
What's up with you posting porn gifs in every thread? It's nice, but I don't get your angle. Maybe you're just autismo.
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>>724029333
it's a rate. you know, like kilometers per hour, but this is kilometers per day
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>>724033487
>Not true, anon. At least not for me. I don't eat at fastfood chains, I don't eat cakes or candy without a reason like my birthday. I've stripped myself from my favourite and I still gain weight because I a lot of usual food.

Well of course you can gain weight even eating "usual food". If it's TOO MUCH, ffs.

Start counting calories. There's a lot of sites for that. Track every piece of food you eat throughout the day and then compare to your BMR (plus activity level).
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>>724025400
fat
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>>724033615
easier but less sustainable.
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>>724028771
Fuck me anon, I lost so hard
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>>724033707
Twelve
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>>724025480
Understand she 8s fat but how does that shape?
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>>724028684
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>>724033487
I think you can still enjoy a lot of the things you like. I didn't change my diet but I managed to lose 40 pounds. Ate burgers before going to work, ate lunch from the vending machine, drank a lot and ordered pizza every Friday.

What I did was exercise at 4 to 5 times a week, at least, for an hour every time. Start slow by walking on a treadmill then speed walk, then jog. Slowly get accustomed to greater speeds and longer duration. The biggest hurdle is wanting to take a break. Take a break on the weekends and that's it. Any more and you'll miss another session, and another, and another.

Just keep going and you'll surprise yourself.
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>>724028889
I legitimately wonder what these women looked like when they were younger
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>>724033507
The issue is that diets are supposed to be temporary. Eat like a fat fuck, then do a diet for two weeks, then continue eating like a fat fuck.

Willpower is the key anyway, to every kind of weight loss. But there's no need to make it unnecessary hard.

As for Atkins, i don't even think it's completely wrong. Low carb seems to work better than low fat for many people, myself included. I just don't think it's really necessary to go full keto or anything, though that seems to work for some as well.
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>>724027079
You from Syracuse, bro?
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>>724029047
To McDonalds
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>>724031620
We know, you fat loser
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>>724033624
>Don't whine, that means you want something
It kind of doesn't.
What, can't a man wilfully endure self-inflicted suffering in peace?
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>>724029275
>Hates white men
>Hangs poster of one on wall
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>>724029970
Even his phone upgraded
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>>724028888
Nice quads
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I have been skinny all my life, and I eat more than normal. I only needed to exercise a little, walk and do some work around.
I have gained wight, but that's because I started eating and running like a madman for the last couple of months.
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>>724033587
Good job then. I've seen too many rebound from their weight loss to believe in temporary changes, but if it worked for you, great.

>>724033615
Most people will be able to adjust to other food. And who the hell 'hates' every kind of food that's not unhealthy? Like pic related?
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>>724033961
Well, I gave the option of not accepting help. But do what you want, I am just another faggot in 4chan.
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>>724033629
Yes, and i was referring to >>724030312 who said he went 3 weeks without eating. That. Is retarded.
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What must it feel like to be almost unrecognizable as a human being? Are you even in touch with your own humanity anymore?
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aww man... this is just disgusting...
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>>724032263
Lol honestly I see just as many dudes, if not more, that are too big to walk. I would say that most of these pictures in this thread are of women because it's men posting them (this isn't a statment on shit, just the cause of the perspective).

Honestly tho, why are you so mad at other people for living a shittier life? I've never once looked as someone and just been mad at them for living, so I honestly would like to know what kind of weird thinking leads to "how dare this person be doing something that doesn't effect me"... Are you sad dude? Like honest question, I'm not trying to be witty or funny but I just can't fathom why you would feel the need to be angry at people so I thought maybe it's because you're not happy and want to feel like you're not the bottom of the barrel or that you're somehow better because you "try harder"
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>>724034327
Full video, if anyone doesn't know this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY
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>>724033532
If fat people could just eat fewer calories, they wouldn't be fat in the first place. Going from eating 8 donuts a day to eating 4 donuts a day isn't going to work for them in the long run. They need to be taught how to eat to control appetite, not to count calories. The reason why so many dieters fail after a few weeks is because they simply try to eat fewer calories rather than eating to suppress appetite.
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>>724033577
oatmeal
a gingerbread or two biscuits or two toasts with jam
a cup of yoghurt or a banana or a quarter of pomelo
tea (1 tsp of sugar)

porridge or rice with some chicken
2 slices of bread
tea or a glass of milk

steamed vegetables
chicken
tea or a cup of milk
a candy or a gingerbread or a quarter of pomelo

tea
a couple of biscuits or a quarter of pomelo

I know there is some room for improvement but it's the minimum I have to eat to not constantly feel like shit.
I never go to Mcdonalds and such or do that extremely rarely like once every five years.
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>>724028771
Kek'd
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>>724026072
>>724026367
Kekilicious
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>>724028731
The smell
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>>724034602
I'm somewhat fat (5'4 and like 200 lb) because I'm a picky eater and hate all greens. I would probably lose weight if someone came up with a good diet plan for me without me having to do my own research. But no matter what anyone suggests, I will NOT eat any foods I hate which means no greens except pickles.
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/b/ give me some hateful motivation. I weigh close to 300 lbs and am 6'7".
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The thing about healthy diets is that they always either bland as fuck so nobody would last more than a week or require some massive overcomplicated preparation which nobody does because of laziness.
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>>724034833
Nice to meet you- I'm addicted to cigarettes and am quitting but not by stopping smoking or even smoking less. Let's meet up in a few weeks and we can discuss how we're doing.
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>>724034533
That hits too close to home.
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>>724029087
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>>724034618

I can already well you're eating way too much bread/wheat/grain/flour and sugar. Replace all that shite with leafy green vegetables and fish/poultry. You can eat as much leafy greens and lean proteins as you want, until you are fully sated. You don't starve yourself to lose weight, you stop eating garbage and replace it with decent food.
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>>724034578
No that anon but insanely far people contribute nothing to society, what social you think th se fat bitches can accomplish sitting in their house unable to wipe their own ass?

Even homeless people are less or a problem since they don't waste resources or government money that could be spent on useful things instead of having to pay these whales because they are too fat to walk

and before you say something stupid like
>lol so you just mad they dnt work?

No, that is just one aspect of the hundreds of negative effects fat humans bring into the race
>consume food for 2-3 regular humans
>medicine is wasted on them, because they MADE themselves be sick with their unhealthy life style
>want to force people, and sometimes succeed, to think being a fat fuck with half the regular life span is OK
>make retard people like you think that just because something doesn't affect you directly in that very second, has no second hand effect or a domino effect in the long run
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>>724029087
I'm diamond
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>>724033120
Mario kart
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>>724034578
It's not hate. Is a mix of disgust, embarrassment, and pity. I see those people and I am legitimate worried about their health and well being.
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>>724028731
there is no way this is real
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>>724034602
But i agree with that, controlling appetite is a huge part. For me, knowing the impact of a donut on your calorie budget was really helpful and that's where calorie counting came in.
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>>724034833

>I want to learn how to swim but I refuse to get wet

Best of luck mate.
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>>724034578
It does affect me.

It costs the government almost 200 a billion because of obesity. My taxes are going to these fat fucks. It would be different if like smokes there was a tax to offset the health costs ($4-5 of every pack of smokes goes to the government). There really needs to be a fat tax.
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>>724030142
Usually take a crane to get it out
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>>724034578
I can hate whoever I want for whatever reason I want and certainly don't have to justify it to some high-and-mighty random faggot on /b/.
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>>724035461
*200 billion a year
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>>724035263
It's Mayra Rosales. She lost a few pounds since then.
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>>724025437
She has bikinis for her fucking armpits?! What the hell
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>>724025959
I need a chubby girl in my life
No hamplanets tho
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>>724030195
Actually it can move but you need to get the ball rolling
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One more for motivation.
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>>724032165
Stones are for skipping on a lake not as a measurement of weight faggot.
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>>724036025
Пиздёж.
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>>724035140
>want to force people, and sometimes succeed, to think being a fat fuck with half the regular life span is OK
be happy, they die earlier of than you
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>>724031696
Holy shit, look at that fatty tissue!
>stab CRIT chance -30%
>slice DMG -10%
>STA -80%
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>>724032432
>my lack of violence as a child made me racist
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>>724029087
>When she says "just the tip"
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