Greentext thread

>>724012804
One of the best greentexts ever
My old phone died
I have nothing to add

love this, bump, please moar

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That crow story is pretty much bullshit

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Come on guys, if you've got coolections, post em

>>724017228
loled so hard

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>>724012804

>>724019036
who the fuck is going to read this. we only think ''shit its alot of text, im not gonna read it''

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>>724019340
Aww, too long for you?
Here, this one is nice and short.
Just like your attention span, faggot.

>>724019544
triggerd i see, your dick is tiny and short to i guess

>>724019792
No, just annoyed that you don't want to take a few minutes of your time to read something funny.

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>>724020309

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>>724020354
Not a greentext, but earliest copy of this image I have. Seem to keep finding new re-posts of it

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>>724020398

>>724020178
It just screams ''dont read''

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>>724020462

>>724014137
>OMFG!!
IM DYING!!!

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>>724020513

>>724020464
Well, you should. It's fucking hilarious.
If you don't want to read so much, then why the fuck are you even here?

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>>724020593

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>>724020780

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>>724020830

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>>724020951

>>724013054
this is like a really shitty haiku

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>>724021031

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>>724021169

>>724020690
ill give it a shot faggot

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>>724021295

>>724021325
Do it faggot.

>>724012804
I love this anon

made me laugh so hard !!

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>>724021362

>>724020513
I hate when McDonald's employees pull this shit on me when I'm high
>this isn't a McDonald's this is a Vet
>this isn't a McDonald's this is a Marriott
>this isn't a McDonald's this is a orthodontist

Worst part is when they've got the cops in on the joke

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>>724021638

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>>724021717

>>724021410
faggot ill save it (probably wont save it )

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>>724021815

>>724021940
Save it faggot.

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>>724022020

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>>724012804

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>>724022162

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>>724022235

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>>724022267

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>>724022301

I've laughed harder to this thread than I have in years. Keep this shit up, Anons.

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>>724022235
>>724022267
>>724022301
>>724022320

These images contain feels.

You have been warned.

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>>724022215

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>>724022420

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>>724022457

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>>724022494

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>>724022533

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>>724022596

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>>724022644

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>>724022693

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>>724022763

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>>724022838

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>>724022951

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>>724023046

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>>724023122

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>>724023227

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>>724023409

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Some OG's

>>724014609
Awesome

Some anons should be comic writers

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>>724023476

>>724019036
Truly a classic

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>>724023530

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Best one.

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>>724023711

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>>724023852

>>724019340
its neal mate
its a classic from when oldfags like me first started
get some respect you stupid fucking nigger

>>724022951
literally kekked from when you posted this til now

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>>724023945
Thats about it from me, going to head to bed now. So I leave my favourite greentext here

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this is the worst thing

Thread is golden so far, keep it up
Most of them i have read but hey, can't remember everything

>>724018159
plague doctor greentexts are the best. more?

>>724018159
>.carrier pigeon

TOP KEK

>>724014137
who tf is the retard who made this? can't even make a screen shot right...

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>>724024619
Here.

>>724012804
you're raven

>>724019036
>>724023582
>>724023998
>thinking tard stories are anything other than lame and boring
faggots

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Not really sure what i'm dumping

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>>724025535
Some of them i recognize by the name but not always sure if it's feels, lulz, gets, or something else.

>>724021133
Kek

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>>724025678

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>>724025809

>>724023718
>why am I such a faggot
Kek

>>724020462
actually that's just gaslighting

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>>724026048

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>>724026965

>>724022320
See you, space cowboy
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