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ITT we all believe in God and praise him until someone gets 666,

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ITT we all believe in God and praise him until someone gets 666, then we start to praise Satan. So how's doing brothers and sisters?
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roll praise the lawrd
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>>724002842
god is good
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>>724002842
Just filling my day with my Lord and Savior.
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>>724002842
My brain hurts. Is this divine influence? should I seek jesus? I think I have transcended space time? oh my god the rapture is happening? does god smell? can we smell god form earth?
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>>724002842

this is a retarded idea and
>>724002895
>>724002896
>>724002948

should feel bad
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fags itt
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>>724002842
Blessed are we, thy humble servants. Praise the heavenly father who showers us with his grace this day. Glory to your name, most holy of holies. AMEN
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>>724003112
>>724003125
Silence you blasphemous fags! The Lord will give us the power to crush you all!
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>>724003362
You preach it, brother. Praise be unto the KING.
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>>724002842
Aha! A truly divine sermon. May the Lord grant you mercy from the eternal depths of hell.
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>>724002842
Allahu Akbar!
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>>724002842
praise jesus
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>>724003814
I love your way to say:<<God is great>>
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>>724003935
Thank you, my fellow brother, and may all praise go to Christ the Kang, the saviour, the sustainer!
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cuck me o great lord
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Lets just keep this a chill thread.
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>>724004226
why not
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This is nice anons, god bless you all!
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>>724002842
Waiting for that 666-- I mean, the greatness of the lord is inconceivable!
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>>724004226
>>724004272
Nah.PRAISE THE LOOOOOAURD!roll
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Asalam alikum brothers, Allahu Akbar. Takbir! Allahu Akbar, takbir!
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>>724004412
Yay,I received a you point,I MEAN PRAISE THE CRUCIFIED THREAD!
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>>724004666
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Wait for it.
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>>724004666 maybe
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>>724004570
I'm sorry brother, it doesn't count
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Your stature is like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters.
The Song of Solomon 7:7 ESV

http://bible.com/59/sng.7.7.ESV

>Breasts
>Clusters
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Not yet >>724004666
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>>724004669
There is the missing santanic trips.
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>>724004668
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>724004669
I declare thee as the Antichrist.
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Wait for the Lord ; be strong, and let your heart take courage; wait for the Lord !
Psalms 27:14 ESV
http://bible.com/59/psa.27.14.ESV
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Let's see the God trips from the other thread.>>724004777
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>>724004766
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>>724004830
KILL THE DEVIL!!!!
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>>724004830
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>>724004830
LORD HAVE MERCY
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>>724005054
My boy the Lord says you can't watch those dirty things, otherwise your soul will be doomed
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>>724005181
Did Jesus, our lord and saviour, not sacrifice his own life so that we, his children, would not bear the guilt of sin?
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If jesus comes back and asks you for a blow job, is it a sin to do it or a sin not to?
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>>724005248
He can't interfere with free will, but I would gladly suck him off.
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>>724005231
Only if you show him that you are penitent for your sin my friend
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>>724005248
i don't think you can suck this off
>pic related
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>>724005329
But homosexuality is a sin. He probably wouldnt want a gay dude to suck his dick. Hed probably need it to be a straight guy who really hated the idea. Cuz otherwise it's gay.
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>>724005534
We can't judge our gay brothers, only God has the right to judge them
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>>724005530
You underestimate me.

>>724005596
Well god speaks to me and he said I can judge anyone.
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>>724005530
i love that episode
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>>724005716
What is his voice like?
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>>724005596
I agree with you, judgement is for god, and doesn't he love us all equally?
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>>724006171
That's why he's greater than us: nobody on Earth can love all of us
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>>724006255
Wow, beautifully put my friend!
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>>724002842
cant wait for church this sunday !
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>>724006336
>6336
>3 + 3 = 6
>666 ?
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>>724006336
I can't wait not to go! I worship god in my own way, but I won't discriminate against you for doing so!
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>>724006385
Smart
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>>724006336
i have a bad feeling
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>>724006577
Fear not! The lord will protect us
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>>724006611
PRAISE THE LORD
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>>724005858
You know the song Community Property by Steel Panther. His voice sounds pretty much like that.
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>>724007017
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ll
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fuck da police
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dafuckisthis,dafuqisthaT
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I know God has always been there for me. Praise him.
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Hallelujah brothers and sisters
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How's going Jerusalem conquest bros?
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>>724003111
Now those are some trips
Amen
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>>724002842
christfaggs
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Forgive me father /b/, for i have sinned. It has been over 8 years since my last confession.
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Satans a little bitch
Jesus is a homie
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I love my father
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I have a room in my house
reserved for Jesus
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tits or gtfo
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>>724009686
The lord has protected us from your wrath from down below
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