want to watch a 300lb idiot hang myself? get the fuck in here

Don't do it man, talk it out with us

>>723999648
Read Candide by Voltaire and have a good laugh at all the horrible things in life.

It's not ever so bad that you can't change your situation and yadayadayada.

You're gonna be alright, kid.

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>>723999648

>>723999648
999999 GET

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Don't be stupid fatboy, become a drummer.

>>723999787
Believing everything you see on the Internet... How new are you faggot?

>>723999648
you dont look 300lbs, more like 220

>>723999648
Post that dick first bby

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>>723999648
Eat this u fat ass

>>723999888
Checked

>>723999889
Maybe he's super tall. Also you're a faggot for noticing another man.

999999 WILL BE IN THIS TRED

9999999

Ur gay do it

999999

>>723999993
Here

>>723999648
nice sausage fingers

NOOOO THE 999999

>>723999993
>>724000016
ownt

>>724000058
I bet he can finger your anus anytime anon.

>>723999999

At least tell us why you're killing yourself

>>723999960
i actually am a faggot

>>723999960
lolwut
are you implying that men should act as if other men don't exist? Or are you implying that noticing aything about another man makes you gay?

Either way, someones got some repression problems lol

>>724000138
Can you post boy butt then anon? I need this.

>>723999648
not really
the last hanging I saw on /b/ turned out to be a 15 year old girl and that just made me sad

>>724000158
The second one. You said lol tho. Get off the net kid, theirs school tomorrow anon.

>>723999787
what's left to talk about?
>>723999792
>google
>french satire
no thanks
>>723999885
wtf why a drummer
>>723999888
nice trips
>>723999889
well i am 300 lbs at 5'11."
>>723999909
sure, i was looking for a pic but i couldn't find one, they must all be deleted. i can't get it hard very well rn because i'm super fucking depressed but give me a while and maybe

>>724000239
Was she hot? Did she post tits?

trever what happened

>>724000298
was pretty cute. she said she was 19 and fapped on cam for us, then hung herself by a belt from a door

>>723999648
Stream it

>>724000254
>repression
>AND projection

Life gave you a winning hand, huh? lolololol

>>724000293
Don't bunk it just cause it's something different. That's one of the easiest ways of getting caught up in some ugly patters, m8. Plus, Voltaire's funny af if you find the right translations. He was actually a huge influence on Stephen Colbert and the entire genre that is modern satire.

Look into it or not, I hope you do find what you're looking for.

>>724000410
sure

Look my dude are you killing yourself or not?

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>>724000058
yup i'm morbidly obese, i have fat everything
>>724000134
because i am fucking worthless and depressed as fuck and i've been depressed for 15 years
>>724000239
there will likely be comedy, as my immense body snaps shit up
>>724000361
my name isn't trevor
>>724000426
will do, my next post ITT will be stream
>>723999909
yup i can't get it fully hard, here's my baby donger. it can get a little bigger but not today

if trips post link to stream

>>724000938
I'd fuck you. That would fit perfectly in me.

>>724000938
Ayy bro you got xbox we could talk one on one just a fat bro talking too a far bro

>>724001093
stop lying to give him hope lmao

>>724000938

How old are you?

You're a coward. Do something then if you're depressed. Find something to motivate you to lose weight. I don't understand suicidal people... theres always a way out.

Fuck it man. Of you're willing to kill yourself then you should be willing to do whatever the fuck you want too. Go graffiti someone's house that you hate or go fuck a prostitute. Go out in style my man

>>724001176
It's not that easy you retard. If you don't understand then don't be a cunt to call him a coward. People want to die because they lack motivation to live in the first place, they can't just magically find it or else they wouldn't even consider suicide.

What's your job op

Also if you haven't tried meditation, that's an option too. I have/had trouble concentration and I was depressed too but my doctor prescribed me wellbutrin or whatever the fuck you call it. And it actually did improve my life. Also a secret.... It makes me less hungry so I did lose a few lbs from it. Maybe that's an option for you.

>>724001250
This.
Do whatever the fuck you want for now and you may find some meaning to keep on going. That's very optimistic and you may find absofuckinglutely nothing, but hey, if you want to die anyway then at least exhaust your options.

>>723999648
>>724000938
Calm down OP.

You look hot. I will have sex with you.

>>724001093
Way too thirsty bro

>>724001349
I work in propane.

>>724001425
I'm not your bro guy

>>724001394
LOL

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Check out this reddit post. You know what the thing about it is? It's bullshit. The only trauma your loved ones, assuming you have any, will go through is the same trauma they'd have if any dead body was found in wherever you choose to hang your fool self.

The world hates us all, Anon. That's why we come up with things like 'god' and 'natural selection'. So we can pretend there's some reason for our deaths and lives. There isn't, unless you forge one. If you're already at this state, your chance to make an impact is probably already gone. In three hundred years, your death will be as forgotten as your life. The same is probably true for anyone else here. Fuck off and die, we need less people.

>>723999648
better have a strong rope hanging from a giant iron cock or your gonna be dissapointed

>>724001426
Do you have propane accessories too?

>>724001426
And propane accessories?

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>>724001426

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>>724001425
>bro

>>724001545
>>724001513
>>724001494


And I live in North Texas.

>>724001625
link stream already cunt

>>724001641
Wait up faggot. Gotta handle something right quick before I end it all.

>>724001625
>thinking that's op

Nigga

>>724001682
handle it on stream? zzz

>>724001625
you're just seeking for attention u fat fuck

>>724001702
Your mother.

>>723999648
bud depression is an issue of thinking about the past

anxiety is an issue of worrying about the future

change your diet load up on bitter greens and meditate give it several weeks avoid sugar and fats cook your own meals avoid adding sugar and fats

good healthy food will change your POV

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>>724001625

There's a special place for you, my friend.

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>>724001744
this anon gets it

also the fuck offer still stands

fucking do it faggot.
we are not your friends.

>>724001798
nice pic

people that kill themselves are just lazy spastics that feel sorry for their own existence, id say dont do it but if youre not gonna change might aswell you filthy degen

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>>724001844
checked and make sure you naked when you do so we can see the shit fall outta your ass as you choke on the end of a rope

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op is kil

>>723999648
yes do it piece of shit

>>724000938
what the hell. lol that's decent. it certainly would please me. now how about we see them tits of yours next?

>>724002231
Hopefully, this post will send OP over the edge.

are you an hero'ing or what i don't have all night desu

>>724002437
Same

OP post the fucking link

>>724002437
Josh?

>>724002459
ikr

This whole thread is real and straight.

Are you hanging yourself or not cause i want to go to bed

>>724002686
Nigger?

OP you look like my ex Nathan Hunt who lives in Ontario, California

If it is you lol im glad youre as pathetic as when i knew you. Dont kill yourself though. Keep suffering in life. Keep on living this hell with everyone else you piece of shit

>>724002686
no, not josh.

>>724002765
yeah i need to go to work, hurry up i wanna see this and move on with my day

>>724002790
Faggot?

>>724002905
It's 430 and ok still trying to fall asleep and your just now going to work, that's fun to think about

>>724000938
Husbado teir

>>724002974
Oh my god how did you guess?

>>724003042
yeah it's 4:40am here for me as well, going to work early this morning. Can op deliver already?

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>>724001093
>>724001149
>>724001394
>>724002248
>>724003087
look at these try hard faggots
>look at them

>>723999648
I ordered maxim magazines 5 months ago and im still waiting on a delivery don't be like maxim OP

>>724003121
It's 3:40 faggots

>>724003290
Fuck you and your gay different time zone it's 4:45 am

>>724003290
I don't know in what fucking planet you live but over here is 4:44 make a wish

>>724003379
Where faggot? Exactly where is it 4 am noob?

>>724003414
I wish OP wasn't a faggot

>>724003416
The entire eastern seaboard of continental North America you fucking child.

>>724003414
I wish you nearer to me so we could vidya everyday

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>>724003477

>>724003416
Ohio

>>724003477
I bet you're from faggot Boston anon?

>>724003497
add me we can play overwatch#1841 meanwhile I g2g to work. let me know if op killed himself and share link of vods if he does ty

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>>724003521

>>724003554
im drunk af im down to play some overwatch

>>724003554
I don't have overwatch. I can't add you because I don't know your fucking gamertag

>>724003665
Giantcuck4u

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>>724003665
starcraft 2 is free i think. do you have for honor? ima nigger thats good at 4 honor

>>724003701
Couldn't find it just add me Gta Sky Hard

>>724003762
I can get it in a few days check 898

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Come on guys, lets chill

>>724001682
Bollox. What do you need to worry about if you're going to kill yourself? You're a fag of the highest order.

>>724003993
Bollocks? You're a britbong I bet? How are your teeth you rotten teeth faggot?

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>>724003898

>>724003599
What on earf

>>724004110
Not from earf

>>724004076
Tf?

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>>724004183

>>724004149
A difrent earf??

>>724004054
Yes I am and my teeth aren't bad you fat, lazy, American cunt.>>724004054

>>723999648

if you legit want to kill yourself, do it.

if you want help, then listen and stop being a drama whore. I'm almost 300 lbs and dealing with it... not like a faggot (you) but by trying to improve my diet and exercise more.

Think about how your ancient ancestors would feel.... they had to fight and possibly die for every scrap of protein they got. All you have to do is walk more and not eat McDonalds every day.

TLDR; don't kill yourself, improve yourself.

>>724004217
Confused

>>724004270
Slitlee difrent bit smoller

>>724004317
Take pics then faggot.

>>724004360
I'm down 60 lbs and shit is hard but I'm trying hard. So I know how it is. If I could give youwillpowwr over the net I would. Just know when you lose that weight before you go to the doc to get the fat flaps cut off head to a burn unit they may do it for free

>>723999648
dont do it.
get help from family/friends.
Stay with us, bro.

>>724004706
Can Earflings have allen frends?

>>724005105
Only ef allen not hurt earflings

>>724005335
Are u smol Allen ?

>>724003599
Im usually pretty unnafected by stuff like this, but for some reason this one disturbed me

>>723999648

300? You don't look fat to me, you look like you lift.

Smol Earfling here, looking for good vibes smol Allen for frend and fun times

Already wasted 30 seconds of my life looking for a link. Oh look another one of these fake threads.

>>724003599
ayy lmao

>>724005468
Allen is no smol allen is big

You're going to need a strong rope fatty.

if youre going to kill yourself you may as well do it in style. OD on coke and cheap hookers, who knows you might even enjoy yourself you fat fuck

i hope you don't do it
your mom would be sad.

>>724006500
What if she's dead already?

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Hey I've seen a thread like this before.

Cmon lets see the face

Dont kill self, we talk to big allen instead

thread is dead

>>724008970
just like this fat fuck i hope

nigger

same height

I peaked at 360

on a preop liquid diet for sleeve gastrectomy since Feb 1

already down to 310

get in a weight management program

seeing a lot of other fat asses will convince you things aren't so bad

im so disappointed, i just want to see a fatty die, is that all i can ask for