how do you suck yourself off if you have only a 6 incher?

>>723895354
>6 inch is above average
Kek

Stretch regularly (your back muscles, not your dick)

>>723895354
What you have is a huge clitoris mate, not a dick

I can and I have a 6 incher and have never stretched.

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>>723895354
sucking your own dick doesn't feel like a blowjob

it just feels like sucking a dick

tl;dr OP is a fag

>>723895354
>Don't be a lard ass
>Stretch

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>>723895354


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

>>723899542
your the hero b needs

>>723899542
So much pseudoscience it's almost laughable
You know jack shit about the human body or how it works

you get someone to suck your dick while you suck theirs and pretend that it's yours

will probably save your back and neck and really, that's where this is really headed, isn't it?

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>>723899542
Don't believe any of this but rolling for qt gf.

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