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I dont have much time but please listen to what im telling you

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I dont have much time but please listen to what im telling you all. I just got in from Antarctica. Stationed there for the past 18 months. Its time for you all to go to your loved ones and i find somewhere safe. I wish i could say that it will pass but i cant. What we found is evil. Some sort of self replicating humanoid. It was dormant, frozen if or sort of. All i know is that its fucking scary as hell and there seems to be no way to stop it. Im taking such a huge risk talking about this but it doesnt matter. We are all fucked. Im almost done packing about 5 min out then im destroying this device. Dont sit around hoping for your tv to tell you what to do because they aint going to tell you shit about this. I doubt they even know. God bless you all
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BTFO
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Pete approves this message.
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What does that meen. BTFO?
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>>723892205
Wish this were true
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>>723892205
You seem upset.

Did your daddy fuck you? Did you love it?
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Are you Kurt Russell?
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>>723892205

Whatever nigger im gonna accept the magic nazi zombie overlords as our leaders and fuck some dank pussy while you get broken down for parts
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aw shit
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poppycock
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>>723892205
its been a good run op, time for us to die
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>>723892401
It means Back The Fuck Off.
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photo and timestamp fagot
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OH SHIT THEYVE COME !!
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Wtf
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>>723892205
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I dont have any photos. Our lab was cleaned out by the military. I got off my flight 3 hs ago, Ubered home and now im out. I couldnt even tell my wife about this until i got home. Please. Listen to me. This isnt a joke. I got to go. I wish there was more i could do but i cant.
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Of all the places to post his At the Mountains of Madness fanfic, OP chooses /b/.
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Ya odd place to post it. I have heard there is something going on down there. Cant be this serious though.
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I'm guessing you guys decided to call it "The Thing"
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You still with us OP?
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>>723892528
Blown the fuck out...
Newfags
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Guys, I'm bugging out now. It's replicated me so I'm afraid for my wife to get confused and freak out if it shows up here.
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Ha
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kek, you could choose one demagraphic to save, and you chose 4chan? retard
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OP said self replicating. So what the fuck does that meen. It multiplies? What kind of shit is that?
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>>723893903
MMF- it's not cheating of they're both you.
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Usually when someone like OP posts shit like this they stick around and start trolling and harassing people. I dont see that going on here. Just saying. May be something to this.
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>>723894173
This.
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My son was deployed to Antarctica yesterday. They didnt tell him why. This has to be a joke.
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>>723892205
Anon pics or gtfo...if you honestly think someone will take this bait, your out of luck...try /x/, they'll believe your imaginary friend is real and call it a tulpa if you tell them to

>inb4 its real...so long space cowboys

>>723892332
>>723892528
>>723893802
This is why i hate the term "btfo" it keans both

>same reason i hate "ftw" (for the win/ fuck the world depending on who you ask )
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>>723893966
Kek this
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>>723892205
Implying we cant nuke it to smithereens
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Seriously OP. If your still on here please tell me this is a joke. Please tell me my son wasnt just sent off to die. Dont fuck with people like this.
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>>723892420
Top Kek good Sir. may you find good luck this weekend for bestowing such laughs.
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>>723894871
>this gullible
>having a son

Pick one
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Fuck you. My son gets deployed down there out of the blue and then someone on this fuckass site says this shit. Dont fucking play with me.
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When it replicates me I'm going to rape myself
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>>723893903
How's it feel to know that you're gonna get cucked by yourself?
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?WHO IS PETE¿
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>>723895132
>4chan is a place of pure fiction
Evidence of said son faggot or you're talking out your ass
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you missed /x/, they love this roleplay stuff
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>>723892205
What ever happend to Kurt Russel?
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>>723894953
>not realizing that he's baiting as well
Fucking cuck

>inb4 this cunt's baiting on top of the other 2
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>>723895759
You are Kurt
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>>723894582
My older brother is high up in the marines, he got sent out 6 days ago, didn't say much and looked like a ghost. Told me he loved me and left in a hurry. Thought it was weird before and after the past few days of conspiracy sites Blowing up its getting even wierder I'm actually starting to worry even if op is a fag and full of shit...
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>>723892205
i did read something about antactica being mass evacuated and the military rolling in. maybe OP speaks truth
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>>723895132
there was a story going around facebook on some discovery there and the military evacuating everyone out.
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Dude! You get the sweet ass Antarctica medal if you were military! Rock on!
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>>723892205
is that the real reason they are abandoning the base? do you think new zealand be first?
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>>723895871
My son is in the navy. Are you fucking me? Im not sure what to believe.
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if you can't see red you're color blind
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is it related to this story? http://www.subterraneanbases.com/1978-under-antarctica-fact-or-fiction/
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disclose.tv/news/mass_evacuation_of_antarctica_as_special_ops_and_military_moving_in/137988
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>>723895954
Yea not joking. He didn't say much of any thing which is odd for him.
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>>723895457
lololol
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>>723896092
YOU FUCKER I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LINK IT!
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So why isnt the media talking about this
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>>723892205
>but it doesnt matter
IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!
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>>723896228
It's obviously a super-secret top-secret secret black-out.
Oh also, there's a base being evacuated because of the big crack in the ice down there.
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>>723895925
This is the medal you get OP, congrats
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>>723896365
...I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU...
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>>723896456
PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN THROUGH
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>>723896429
this.
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Hello everyone. I was jsut approached by a guy at a this gas station in Palcerville CA. He gave me this link and this picture. First off what the fuck is 4chan and what the fuck are you all talking about. He said to post this here as a timestamp. Then has smashed his phone and headed east up i80. Can someone please tell me what this is all about.
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>>723892896
Not gonna lie I'm legit spooped
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>>723896642
Hey op
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>>723896642
fake and g3y
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>>723896642
Ayyyyy lmao
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What the fuck is going on?
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>>723896642
>Palcerville CA.
>i80

Get your alternate realities out of mine.
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Its a snapshot of OPs post. Really?
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Shinji, get in the fucking robot
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>>723896797
the fuck is whats going on.
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>>723896666
chekced
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>>723896642
this kills the bait
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>>723896666
WINRAR
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question: can you fuck them?
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>>723896865
Fuck u asshole I'm scared
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>>723896228
>Why isn't the media covering this

Lol the media doesn't cover shit nigga. Unless they can blame it on Trump.
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Sorry. Us50. Im not from CA. I just came over from Nevada. Heading to San Fran. Yes. This guy beamed the link for this thread to my phone and yhen asked me to post this picture.
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Did anybody make a joke about Evangelion?
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>>723896903
THE ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT*
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>>723896990
That's a nice ass
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>>723897024
y-you too
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And i just took a little look around 4chan here. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE AND WHY DIDNT I KNOW ABOUT THIS SITE UNTIL NOW!!
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>>723896979
Yeah, just recently. The Thing, Stargate, and At the Mountains of Madness have also been referenced. Is there anything we're missing?
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>>723897104
Chikin nugitz
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>>723895946
No.
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>>723896666
Quads is spooped
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>>723896970
Why the fuck would you go through Placerville?
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>>723895170
"Michael Jackson, the first man to clone himself, is now suing himself. For molesting himself."
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>>723895949
Nigger.
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>>723897104
Yep, you missed your life.
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>>723897170
Coming from Reno. Got family in Sacramento.
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>>723896666
I thought this was fake until I heard that quads was spoooed!!!
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Ya. Little geeked myself. I heard about the crack in antartica. Maybe something came out of it.
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I for one am spooped
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This is Faap de Oiad all over again
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So we have 2 people saying loved ones have been deployed, OP saying monsters are coiming, someone saying OP just contacted them at gasstation, well pass me that joint. This is getting fucking funny.
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The disasters that are coming, they, the military
I'm sorry, the government knows about them
And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
The population to now. They are not!
They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
That are left will be more easily controllable
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>>723892401
no it means blown the fk out.
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Wow. Just took a look at my brothers facebook. Havent looked at it for about 2 weeks. It says he was deployed 3 days ago. And guess where.... this cant be happening. He lives in Philly. Im in LA
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How has no one yet proposed the idea that the Nazi's secret base has just been found. We all know Hitler sent people there to create a base for when it all blew up and the Aryans have been living in a subterranean Utopia since the 40's. And no one has brought it up, in /b/ of all places. You should all be ashamed. This is obviously what it is. WWII PART II This Time It's Personal.
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>>723897417
An increase of crime within the black communities.
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Oh Jesus, they're burning bodies across the bridge in kittery!
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>>723892205
Okay, so you find something frozen/dormant.

Then you leave out the part about thawing/reanimating them. Or how you went about that considering humans not being able to do that yet.

You also claim that these things are "evil" with no justification. If theyre hunting, and eating you, its because you're made of food, and not because they understand, and ignore, morals.

You also claim soldiers tore up your lab, and thats why you have no pictures, despite having ample time to take pictures before, and after thawing these "things".

You also claim to be destroying your phone, despite noone being after you (otherwise te soldiers would've killed you, instead of letting you fly home). Then you promptly dont destroy your phone, and instead continue posting, and then claim to be someone else who you sent the picture to. Meaning you STILL had your phone.

You also claim we aren't safe despite these "things" having no way to travel, and also saying they can be frozen, which would happen in the balls cold water around Antarctica.

Also ffs, do you really want us to believe a scientist wouldnt understand that smashing a phone would do anything besides cracking the screen? If you really didnt want to be tracked, youd just put a thumbprint, or pattern lock on it. Turn off data on it, and leave it in a dumpster somewhere.

Tl;dr
>Op is either failing at; an arg, viral marketing, or causing mass panic.
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>>723897798
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So obviously I'm not buying the self replicating humanoids but the mass deployment is a little weird.
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Dam. Motherfucker wrote a book.
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>>723897804
Ayuh friend, that's just the Spring festival the-ah bub.
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Just heard from uncle bob and he said we are locked in. Fifty minutes and counting. This is it. Thor Arthur 66 ZZD.we shoot our wad in fifty and get it back in an hour and ten. This is not a drill.
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING^
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>>723898126
English prease?
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>>723897843
oh fug it isn't real?
Next you're gonna tell me I got scammed buying that beachfront property in Colorado.
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>>723897646
Are you getting the same vibe too anon?
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>>723897973
Here's an idea. Lets trust some shady site that says some vague bullshit with no evidence except for a phew pictures of a vaguely military looking cargo plane landing in a nondescript snowy place, and a video made in WMM with microsoft Samantha narrating the article.
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Yes. Fra ra ra ra
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kill yourself nigger
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Omfg ITS HAPPENING,! Turn on CNN!
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>>723895949
nigger
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Bullshit. I dont have Cable.
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Wtf is going on at Norfolk? Planes are roaring out of here nonstop for the last hour now.
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>>723898218
>>723897843
Nah, you're good on that beachfront property. And that zimbabwean prince should have those funds to you asap.

(Do i feel silly for stating the obvious? Yes. Do i regret it? Not yet, but Im sure i will.)
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>>723898271
If it's on CNN then it's def not happening
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>>723898354
Heard quite a bit of buzz at Luke afb as well odd since it's 3 am...
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Are u sure your uncle said Thor Arthur 66zzd? If so then that's not good for us at all. Or u r gonna be getting the shit V& out of u for giving away nuclear launch codes faggot.
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My nephew was talking about being deployed to the Antarctica too
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Lotta noise around Colorado springs right now too. Jets an shit , wtf?
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Looks like mass panic in Antarctica
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Hey op can you describe the beast so we can make rule 34 of it????
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>>723898583
Op Smashed his phone fool
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Wait. So your saying nuke planes have been deployed. Im really starting to think OP wasnt fucking around. There has been a bit of military activity out here in CA. Alot of out going flights.
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sorry guys for OT.. But the alien photo that crash this site? o.O
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Currently in Tasmania, really close to Antarctica. Am I fucked?
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Up in Minot and its like daytime here. All lit up and open for business at the base. Something is up.
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>>723898729
Yes.
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>>723898729
How quickly can you get out?
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>>723898802
Currently living here, in bed chilling then this shit shows up. On top of mountain safe behind barbed wire fence
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Anybody else watching trumps twitter page?
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Abq here. Kirtland is on full alert. I'm hearing sirens.
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>>723898762
you are kill
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>>723898907
No. Whats he saying
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>>723892401
It means: "By The Fuehrer's Order"

>https://slo.craigslist.org/cas/5987835055.html
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>>723892205
damn
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>>723898941
lol
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>>723896990
it's exploding lol
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>>723892332
same
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https://www.usap.gov/videoclipsandmaps/mcmwebcam.cfm
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I'm 20 miles from Great Falls but can sometime hear shit from the base, and it's lit up brighter than normal but all quiet here as far as I can tell.
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I live 3 blocks away from a major shipbuilder off the Great Lakes, I took a run down to see what I could see and it's practically empty. There are ALWAYS Navy ships docked, especially MCM's and they're all gone.
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Although this thread is bait and OP is just capitalizing on the recent attention Antarctica is getting, this entire situation is definitely strange. It started a few months ago with the pyramid (pic related), and now the worlds government's are taking a keen interest on Antarctica. Something is definitely happening.
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My dad knows donals trump and he just told us to get into our bunker. Bye bye everyone.
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I take that back. The alert horns are now sounding at Malmstrom!
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Are we going to war with someone or something
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>>723892205
Bet you $100 it's fake
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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i was fully erect and now this shit comes up and my penor is now a noodle
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What's happening and is anyone hearing the sonic booms off Long Island?
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My sister is in the army and all of the men that she serves with are being deployed to Antarctica. No women she knows of, including herself. What could this mean?
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Jesus they're burning bodies across the bridge in Kittery!
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i just heard a fucking loud ass noise off of long island
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Oh fuck, rockets away at Malmstrom, I count 16 so far. Please don't be the end of the world.
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Where is Malmstrom
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mother of god, they're firing off nuclear warheads from India, what the fuck
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Lol a bunch of helicopters just flew over my house and I'm not even near an army base
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sel what?

sel what????

op

op

snake?

snake?!

SNAAAAAAAAKE!

OP you just created a time paradox!
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>>723899769
The "monsters" only replicate men and they don't want the women to get raped, obviously.
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No one finds it strange that Google took InfoWars off their site just days before this happened. The one place that has the balls to warn the world and Google takes them off their news feed
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seriously just heard a distant explosion in minneapolis, this is fucking insane
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>>723900002
Word
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I dont think OP is on here anymore
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>>723899972
Proof?
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Malmstrom is a missile base in Montana. Something's up, we just got called in for duty.
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THEY FOUND A FUCKING SPACESHIP IN ANTARCTICA, IT WAS NEAR A PYRAMID THING WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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>>723900002
Off by 2...
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>>723900125
we are all kill
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>>723892896
we have a paranormal board

why not post this there first?

but okay OP we hear you man will keep eyes out for self replicating beings in the future
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I am an Apache Attack Helicopter on board the USS Gerald R Ford, currently heading south off the coast of Brazil. The entire fleet is heading straight for Antarctica. Rumors are the enemy is ayy lmao's. God help us all.
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>>723900113
Same here. No orders either. Strange. There's always some sort of directive so you know what to bring with you, nothing this time.
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Dunno guys, I'm standing in my driveway in Dayton and I don't see anything at all. And it's pretty quiet here.
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>>723896642
>Placerville
>i80
Ok then...
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>>723892205

>mfw
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>>723896642
OP no this ruins the story man
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>>723898209
they're going on a bombing mission which will be completed at 50 minutes, and back to base at 1 hour and 10 minutes.
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OMG!!!11! THE WORLD EXPLODED!!11!! GET INTO YOUR SHLETRES NOW!!!1!!!1
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>>723892205
Oh bushlaka!
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Did you try fire? Caused that seemed to work in the movie!
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If anyone posts proof of loud booms or whatever I will literally suck your dick. With the recent testing of internet censoring/scrubbing software after that reptilian debacle, I don't put anything past those who wish to obfuscate the flow of information, even if it's on a mongolian basket weaving forum where nobody would believe truthful info until it was too late.
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>>723900255
Nothing ever happens in Dayton. Even when it's the end of the world.
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Ton of jets just took off from Shaw AFB. Sonic booms and all.
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>>723899665
oh very nice very cool eh baby whats new?
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>>723900355
Tried to get sound from Luke but it wasn't showing up.
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>>723899773
>>723897804
Good lawd they're watchin us burn tha bodies.
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Where is Shaw
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>>723900269
>mfw mf is crawling away
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>>723900190
source
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>>723900480
She's in the bathroom
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I CAN HEAR THE PENIS TRUMPETS IN THE DISTANCE. "CUM GUZZ GAZOO".
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Doomed
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gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodu
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Everyone of u on here is full of shit
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/02/23/trump-facing-gop-pressure-to-counter-russias-arctic-fleet.html
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Well all the sudden there's real big jets taking off in Dayton. So guess something happens in Dayton after all.
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>>723900618
Well duh, we don't have time to use the potty. Fucking idiot.
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>>723900018
Info wars is sadly still up idk what you're smoking
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All in favor of finding OP and farting there mouth say I.
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>>723892205
I see somebody has been reading too much Lovecraft lately.
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>>723900835
I
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I had a lighter with an Alien on one side and a UFO on the other and right before this post, it wouldn't light... you know, like it got "cold"

But then it lit


BUT... then when things got really crazy with the military, I went for it and IT WAS GONE.

Please don't try to find me, I will not talk to the media. I have a family.
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>>723896455
Aussies get this one.
Also it for civilians in Aus req. is to Antarctic tours.
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>>723892205
Nice color.
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>>723900699
>Arctic
AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM AT WORK HERE, FOLKS!
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global warming has taken a human form, a form of el\vil. it will stop at nothing. be afraid, stay in your houses to avoid being melted
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I'm in Vegas not far from Nellis and I hear and see jets taking off now and looks like they're heading south, but I've seen this before, probably some kind of night training. Nothing to see go back to bed.
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>>723900940
what is el\vil
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I bet they are evil elfs
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>>723901038
It's elves
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You live in Vegas because you are poor and stupid. You go back to bed.
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If my cousin who is in the special ops for the AF writes me back and tells me something is going on down there in the Ice then it is legit.


Anyone can actually proof something is going on there
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>>723900976
Some crazy training if it's happening all over the fucking US...
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Shit, I am hearing weird screaming noises outside my house... Am I kill?
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>>723898126
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT
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>>723901142
Be quiet and listen. Are they still there?
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>>723901123
what? proof for what the internet claims to be true? you crazy
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>>723901142
me2
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All the refuelers just took off out of Wichita. Weird.
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shit got real
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>>723901123
If he wrote to you, provide us some pics, good Sir
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>>723901142
Indeed
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>>723901142
we are all kill if you think about it
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>>723901142
Oh wait, it's just the children in the kindergarten on the other side of the road
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Anyone else from minneapolis that can confirm the explosion I just heard? I am pretty used to the sounds of trains and trucks at night and that was no fucking train
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>>723901191
Anything man. News , pics , anything tangible
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>>723901256
you are still kill, do not worry
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>>723901208
I definitely will but it's fucking 3am and he is sleeping I bet or flying his ass down there lol
One of the two
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Im in Sacramento. I just heard a loud fucking bang. This cant be real.
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>>723901284
there ya go
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>>723901429
Kek
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I'm in Duluth and 3 really loud bangs woke all of us up about 20 minutes ago. Earthquake? Meteor? Whats up b/ros?
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>>723898475
Wow this is sooo entertaining for 5am
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In socal haven't heard a damn thing. Smh
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wow wtf is going on! all my eletronic devices are down.
what is this bullshit humanoids doing?
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It is going down but it has fuck all to do with burgers except by invitation. It's mainly Queenie's ice covered clay. Step aside, Cleetuses. We're sending proper soldiers.
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>>723901429
I fucking hate you lol
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>>723901591
Wat
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>>723901509
just heard one in Minneapolis around the same time, so definitely not a meteor or earthquake. I have a hunch something fucked up is going on
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Fuck! CNN just went off the air. Is this a trump thing?
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>>723898729
Tassie?
>you are fucked anyways
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Hearing rumbling noises and shit outside wtf is going on.>>723901678
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>>723900913
Well the Artic is counter to the Antarctic... >>723900807
It's been taken out of Googles news results and they pulled advertising from the infowars site
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>>723901663
Dude i was like "ye sure" i got the tv on and wat nothing IS THIS SHIT FOR REAL?!!
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