I dont have much time but please listen to what im telling you all. I just got in from Antarctica. Stationed there for the past 18 months. Its time for you all to go to your loved ones and i find somewhere safe. I wish i could say that it will pass but i cant. What we found is evil. Some sort of self replicating humanoid. It was dormant, frozen if or sort of. All i know is that its fucking scary as hell and there seems to be no way to stop it. Im taking such a huge risk talking about this but it doesnt matter. We are all fucked. Im almost done packing about 5 min out then im destroying this device. Dont sit around hoping for your tv to tell you what to do because they aint going to tell you shit about this. I doubt they even know. God bless you all
I dont have any photos. Our lab was cleaned out by the military. I got off my flight 3 hs ago, Ubered home and now im out. I couldnt even tell my wife about this until i got home. Please. Listen to me. This isnt a joke. I got to go. I wish there was more i could do but i cant.
Anon pics or gtfo...if you honestly think someone will take this bait, your out of luck...try /x/, they'll believe your imaginary friend is real and call it a tulpa if you tell them to
>inb4 its real...so long space cowboys
This is why i hate the term "btfo" it keans both
>same reason i hate "ftw" (for the win/ fuck the world depending on who you ask )
When it replicates me I'm going to rape myself
My older brother is high up in the marines, he got sent out 6 days ago, didn't say much and looked like a ghost. Told me he loved me and left in a hurry. Thought it was weird before and after the past few days of conspiracy sites Blowing up its getting even wierder I'm actually starting to worry even if op is a fag and full of shit...
YOU FUCKER I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LINK IT!
>but it doesnt matter
IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!
This is the medal you get OP, congrats
Hello everyone. I was jsut approached by a guy at a this gas station in Palcerville CA. He gave me this link and this picture. First off what the fuck is 4chan and what the fuck are you all talking about. He said to post this here as a timestamp. Then has smashed his phone and headed east up i80. Can someone please tell me what this is all about.
Get your alternate realities out of mine.
THE ASSHOLE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
So we have 2 people saying loved ones have been deployed, OP saying monsters are coiming, someone saying OP just contacted them at gasstation, well pass me that joint. This is getting fucking funny.
The disasters that are coming, they, the military
I'm sorry, the government knows about them
And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving
The population to now. They are not!
They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few
That are left will be more easily controllable
Wow. Just took a look at my brothers facebook. Havent looked at it for about 2 weeks. It says he was deployed 3 days ago. And guess where.... this cant be happening. He lives in Philly. Im in LA
How has no one yet proposed the idea that the Nazi's secret base has just been found. We all know Hitler sent people there to create a base for when it all blew up and the Aryans have been living in a subterranean Utopia since the 40's. And no one has brought it up, in /b/ of all places. You should all be ashamed. This is obviously what it is. WWII PART II This Time It's Personal.
Okay, so you find something frozen/dormant.
Then you leave out the part about thawing/reanimating them. Or how you went about that considering humans not being able to do that yet.
You also claim that these things are "evil" with no justification. If theyre hunting, and eating you, its because you're made of food, and not because they understand, and ignore, morals.
You also claim soldiers tore up your lab, and thats why you have no pictures, despite having ample time to take pictures before, and after thawing these "things".
You also claim to be destroying your phone, despite noone being after you (otherwise te soldiers would've killed you, instead of letting you fly home). Then you promptly dont destroy your phone, and instead continue posting, and then claim to be someone else who you sent the picture to. Meaning you STILL had your phone.
You also claim we aren't safe despite these "things" having no way to travel, and also saying they can be frozen, which would happen in the balls cold water around Antarctica.
Also ffs, do you really want us to believe a scientist wouldnt understand that smashing a phone would do anything besides cracking the screen? If you really didnt want to be tracked, youd just put a thumbprint, or pattern lock on it. Turn off data on it, and leave it in a dumpster somewhere.
>Op is either failing at; an arg, viral marketing, or causing mass panic.
Just heard from uncle bob and he said we are locked in. Fifty minutes and counting. This is it. Thor Arthur 66 ZZD.we shoot our wad in fifty and get it back in an hour and ten. This is not a drill.
oh fug it isn't real?
Next you're gonna tell me I got scammed buying that beachfront property in Colorado.
Here's an idea. Lets trust some shady site that says some vague bullshit with no evidence except for a phew pictures of a vaguely military looking cargo plane landing in a nondescript snowy place, and a video made in WMM with microsoft Samantha narrating the article.
Nah, you're good on that beachfront property. And that zimbabwean prince should have those funds to you asap.
(Do i feel silly for stating the obvious? Yes. Do i regret it? Not yet, but Im sure i will.)
Wait. So your saying nuke planes have been deployed. Im really starting to think OP wasnt fucking around. There has been a bit of military activity out here in CA. Alot of out going flights.
It means: "By The Fuehrer's Order"
I live 3 blocks away from a major shipbuilder off the Great Lakes, I took a run down to see what I could see and it's practically empty. There are ALWAYS Navy ships docked, especially MCM's and they're all gone.
Although this thread is bait and OP is just capitalizing on the recent attention Antarctica is getting, this entire situation is definitely strange. It started a few months ago with the pyramid (pic related), and now the worlds government's are taking a keen interest on Antarctica. Something is definitely happening.
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No one finds it strange that Google took InfoWars off their site just days before this happened. The one place that has the balls to warn the world and Google takes them off their news feed
I am an Apache Attack Helicopter on board the USS Gerald R Ford, currently heading south off the coast of Brazil. The entire fleet is heading straight for Antarctica. Rumors are the enemy is ayy lmao's. God help us all.
Did you try fire? Caused that seemed to work in the movie!
If anyone posts proof of loud booms or whatever I will literally suck your dick. With the recent testing of internet censoring/scrubbing software after that reptilian debacle, I don't put anything past those who wish to obfuscate the flow of information, even if it's on a mongolian basket weaving forum where nobody would believe truthful info until it was too late.
>mfw mf is crawling away
I CAN HEAR THE PENIS TRUMPETS IN THE DISTANCE. "CUM GUZZ GAZOO".
I had a lighter with an Alien on one side and a UFO on the other and right before this post, it wouldn't light... you know, like it got "cold"
But then it lit
BUT... then when things got really crazy with the military, I went for it and IT WAS GONE.
Please don't try to find me, I will not talk to the media. I have a family.
Aussies get this one.
Also it for civilians in Aus req. is to Antarctic tours.
AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM AT WORK HERE, FOLKS!
I'm in Vegas not far from Nellis and I hear and see jets taking off now and looks like they're heading south, but I've seen this before, probably some kind of night training. Nothing to see go back to bed.
If my cousin who is in the special ops for the AF writes me back and tells me something is going on down there in the Ice then it is legit.
Anyone can actually proof something is going on there
It is going down but it has fuck all to do with burgers except by invitation. It's mainly Queenie's ice covered clay. Step aside, Cleetuses. We're sending proper soldiers.