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NZ/New Zealand Thread
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>>723890647
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kia ora guys
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why haven't I seen a women with hairy legs before?
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where is this place
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>723890871
off the grid mate.
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Reminder that Dunners was banned from McDonalds for constantly fingering himself in the loos.
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>>723890647

contributing some fucking OC for a change
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>>723890870
you clearly live in the wrong areas.

Dunedin reporting.
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>>723891015
>OC
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I got a follower on Instagram.

SFH bois.
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Dunners reporting.

>>723890998
Maybe if you got trips your slanderous lies would gain some traction.
Maccas love me anyway, hussin' the free tea refills all day
>>723891244
SFH cuz
>tfw sicc will never follow you on instagram
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>>723891244
Whats SFH
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>>723891340
>Maybe if you got trips your slanderous lies would gain some traction.
I was walking back from the shops before giggling with an absolute tard thinking how fucking funny I am.

>"You the man, bro"
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>>723891407

What is the creature on the right doing?
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>>723891407
Seig fucken heil
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>>723891487
>with
Like*

>smh
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Why do females complain when you throw a cheeky bum poke in the mix when they wear shit that goes all the way up their crack anyway?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anZxi8vVXVM

This makes life worth living.
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>>723891174

I know it's OC coz I fucking made it, retard.
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>>723891407
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Anyone got islander girls ?
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>>723891596
Because your sister thinks you're weird.
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>>723891522
no idea, white girl shit probably
>>723891554
noted
>>723891785
nice
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>>723891785
kek is it Tala?
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>>723891999
>checkt
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What did everyone have for tea?
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I haven't pooed today.
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>>723892333
>>723891999
damn boyz
>>723891846
island girls arent really my thing, but here
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>>723891999
>>723892333
oh mi gawd.
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>>723891340
What's your instagram?
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>>723892419
people are meant to poo daily?

welp, i'm fucked.
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>>723891522

Have a shit on the beach, like all good freedom campers do
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>>723892533
>posting social media accounts on 4chan
I'm not that desperate
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>>723892380
Salad, enchiladas, cheesecake
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>>723892570
How often do you?
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>>723892380

I got chilli kebabs for starters, then steak and corn for tea.

I must have done something right today. Maybe its because I tidied the kids toys this morning, or maybe it was the half hearted hug I gave her in the middle of the night when I thought I might get a root
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>>723892570
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>>723892570

Get addicted to booze and you'll be lucky if its only once a day
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>Christchurch
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>>723892871
when the need arises.
maybe poo 3 times a week.
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why do the nudes never have cute feminine penii
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>>723893043

Why havent you left yet? Its fucking boring down here. The rest of the island is mint, but the city is like a dog with no balls
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>>723893222
No reason to leave
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>>723892906
Why not do cute stuff like that ore often then?
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>>723891244
>>723891522
>>723891555
>>723891777
>>723891999
>>723892333
>>723892533
>>723892755
>>723893222
>>723893344
Look at all these fuckin' digits
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>>723893409
so many dubs & trips keep it up NZ
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>>723893477
nigga u just went full dubs
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>>723893409
about 77% of those posts were mine
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hey who dunedin here

missing rikka
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>>723893409
Yeah and it's only just the beginning of what's to come!
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>>723893652
Memelord
>>723893660
Right here. What's new?
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>>723893409
and now we wait for
>>888888888
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>>723893373

Sounds like the opposite of a vicious circle. A happy spiral? I'll take it and run with it, and enjoy it while it lasts
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>>723893849
You might want to wait for >>777777777 first
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>>723893752
Nothin new, ate pizza last night, was gud. What about you dude?
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>>723893924
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>>723893873
Try an experiment.

What is she doing right now?
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>>723894046

Farting around in the kitchen and watching miss fischer on netflix?
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>>723894033
Where'd you cop the pizza from?
Plenty of new here, moved into town and shit.
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>>723893924

Go big or go home
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>>723890739
haha classic!
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>>723894426
no one cares, cuck
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>>723894320
Tell her to come and snuggle with you or something.

Or make her a cup of tea or something that she drinks. Say "Tea was fucking nice tonight aye, you should be on Masterchef".

Sraight up say something and watch her mood change, it's something I've started reading into. Not to get too deep but magic isn't the way we think it is, Harry Potter shit, magic is through words. You can cast a spell on people by what you say. Say something mean, get angry, etc, and you'll negatively affect people, say something good, nice, and it will positively affect them. You already reckoned giving her a hug made her cook that nice tea, see what I mean?

If it was because of that "half hearted hug" then you both benefited from it, you know?
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>>723894340
Hells. Hawaiian, might be all I live for now

Where'd ya move to/from anon?
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>>723894581
awww did someone hurt your feelings?
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>>723894678
Hells OP. Pineapple not so much, but I'll let it slide just for you.
Just from up there to down here, still in Dunedin. You still where you were?
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>>723894881

They do do a solid hawaiian pizza though
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>>723894644

Thats sound advice if ever Ive heard it
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>>723894881
Nah man pineapple is great

Moved myself actually, from port back in, just south from the city a bit now
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>>723895164
I let it slide. Now don't push your luck.
Oh, word. You get a decent place? Up to anything these days?
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>>723895400
Wood is falling to bits and there are rat corpses rotting below the kitchen floor boards with a stench, but it's aight. Catching up on my dropout self so I can go to uni. What're you gettin up to?
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>>723890871
It's really part of Australia and your told your in NZ.
Shh conspiracy's and shit
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>>723891873
Where is this taken?
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>>723896132
this kills the thread
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>>723896392
baby mad coz he got cucked? kek
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>>723896392
ignore him
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This made me laugh.

Small time you tuber triggered NZ media.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-WegD-0Va8
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>>723896019
At least they are below the floorboards? Onya though, best of luck.
I guess I'm trying to fix my shit too, moving out, trying to find and hold a job.
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>>723896652
I don't wanna watch the whole thing.
Fuck kid show hosts!
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>>723896762
kek
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>>723896781
yeah nah I watched most of it.
The Project is going to fail.
Its dumb shit.
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>>723896891
Your triggered too bad.
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>>723892755
noice pic, what do u drive?

>chch fag here
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>>723897004
Did you just post a bum on the internet.
Filthy fucking human.
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Goofbro reporting in
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>>723897124
I did
Taken just now
I'm horrid.
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dry season supposed to be ending soon, fucking finally

this country, i swear to god
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>>723897013
R32 sedan on the same wheels as your pic, as it happens! You?
>dunners
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>>723897188
>dry season
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>>723896676
I dunno where they are really just parroting what someone mentioned. Tryna get permission from owners to just rip the whole fuggin thing out since im sick of smelling death, living with my mother though and she'll not help

Iktf, i want to study but also save; moving out means picking one.
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>>723897004
Not sure why that's directed at me, but nice ass
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>>723897246
>>723897188
this...
what dry season?
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>>723897246
in palmy bro, aint none of my dudes got anything

dont you get my hopes up, dont you do it
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>>723897172
that's where your shit comes out.
I bet you have poo on your undies.

cooties
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>>723897225
Slick man, I love sedans on 15's. So old school. I got given those SSR Formula Mesh's free when I bought my Corona.

>Corona, lower now and has 15x7 Star Sharks.
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>>723897246
That looks nice.

I brought two 50s off my guy late last year and didn't get high off them at all, worst looking weed I've ever seen, brick weed or some shit.

Still pissed, want to grow my own, space bucket.
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>>723897246
that's just lewd. pls give
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tfw my gf
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Did anyone even manage to get j Cole tickets
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>>723897539

Worst weed I ever smoked tasted like I was smoking sand. The buds were really gritty too
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>>723897601
what does tfw mean.
ew. get that teddy bear having ass away from the internet.
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>>723897638
Did you get high? THis shit gave me headaches. Tried making butter and, yeah, nah.

I'm mad about green dragon, tinctures, so really want to grow my own to be able to do it right and proper; plus to make hash, mmm, has.
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>>723897601
flat ass but those panties are nice
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>>723897695

Yeah but it made me sicker than it made me high. Still pulled though somehow
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>>723897267
Sounds like the smell is real enough. Fuck, it should be the owners job to rip the floors up, forget you having to seek permission. But such is life.
>>723897504
>free
You did fucking well. What sizes?
It's cool, man. You just cruise or track, drift, anything?
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post nudes on vola

/r/BCz9bbA
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>>723897004
where can I see more of that ass
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>>723897601
would like to sniff those panties tbh
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>>723897859
I bought it with no warrant or reg, but it came with 15x8 0p Rota Grid V's and 15x7 26p Meshs... paid $1300.

Cruise in the Corona, thinking about going 3T GTE but not sure yet haha... I drift out at Ruapuna on drift days etc and up the hills.

>pic related.. my 180
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>>723898064
Front, back, or all?
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>>723897501
Probably
Particles from girl toots
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>>723898052
In my bed.
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>>723898467
lol you said toots
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I am going on a pokemon adventure tomorrow.
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>>723898507
Post moar
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>>723898440
front. makes me cum buckets
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>>723898067
Oh shit, multiple cars. Anything else in the shed?
The 180 looks nice too. CA or SR? Hills looks sick in Chch, I've only ever been up once
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>>723898507
if you're looking for a young bull to breed her let me know. will send you my details
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>>723898679
Actually am. Got a body pic? Age?
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>>723898936
23
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>>723899072
>Bull
>23

pick one.
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>>723899166
what age should a bull be then fgt?
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>>723899220
not yours faggot.
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>>723899779
are you worried that i'm going to impregnate her? in that case i can pull out
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>>723899905
DO YOU FUCKIN EVEN KNOW WHAT BREEDING IS?
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I didn't even want quints!
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Fuck your shit gets.
Donal Trump
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>>723899939
It's when your penis becomes the big penis and you cume
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mien
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>>723899939
Imagine being a kid actually conceived in this situation. That would mess you up.
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>>723900009
SO CLOSE BUT NOPE

>>723900000
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Why no noods.
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>>723899986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdky6BH_N8s
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>>723896132
>flash
oh hell no
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>>723900052
BCz9bbA
some good cunt drop some T Barns nudes
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>>723900735
*Dropped
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nudefags are cancer and should be treated as such.

time to shave your heads bald cunt.
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Any of you degenerates selling a C33 Laurel that isn't a shitbox?
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