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SHIT, HOW SHOULD I RESPOND?? I have to do this very, very carefully.

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SHIT, HOW SHOULD I RESPOND??

I have to do this very, very carefully.

>be a 23 year old dumb shit
>be looking at pics of my 8 year old cousin in a bikini at 2 am on facebook last night
>yes
>yes, you know what comes next. I really was THAT fucking stupid
>accidentally liked one
>and apparently aunt karen monitors her facebook pretty closely because I just got a message from her saying,
>"Quick question. Why were you looking at pictures of Samantha playing on the beach at such a late hour?"

how the fuck should i respond to this?? just play it off? say something like, yea i was just catching up on pics on facebook

but the album is from last year, anyway
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>>723890346
Were you in the set at all?
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>>723890346
You're an adult, tell her to fuck off. You didn't do shit wrong.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Aunt Karen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, auntie.
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Dude who fucking cares? You're a young loser that sleeps in. She doesn't know you're fapping. You're just wasting your life on Facebook.
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>>723890601
>Dude who fucking cares? You're a young loser that sleeps in. She doesn't know you're fapping. You're just wasting your life on Facebook.

i fear she knows
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>>723890346
You happened to be on Facebook at 2am, if you're often up late that's not unusual. Shit just popped up on your feed.
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Ancient Pasta

Post dick OP.
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>>723890529
>>723890499
>>723890601
>>723890783
falling for pasta
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>>723890773
Who cares what she knows or might know.

Unless you broke the law, tell auntie to fuck herself.
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>>723890346
Say
I'm just up late why?

act like you think SHE is sick, social engineer the conversation
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>>723890773
You're afraid because you're autistic. She'll know something's up if you avoid her. Imagine what a normie would do (tell her you're just up late wasting time) then do it.
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say
aunt karen
i was looking for the finest youngin's, when i stumbled across your progeny
holy shit she is fine. i had to open up a fresh packet of socks!

people like compliments
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>>723891173
>You're afraid because you're autistic. She'll know something's up if you avoid her. Imagine what a normie would do (tell her you're just up late wasting time) then do it.

a normie would not have been fapping to his cousin at 2am inthe first place
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>>723890879
> being on here long enough, consistently enough to recognize all pasta
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>>723891381
>a normie would not have been fapping to his cousin at 2am inthe first place

rape
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>>723891573
newfag
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>>723890346
Ignore her and if she ever asks again, say it wasnt you. If you have someone living with you, especially young kids you can claim you didnt sign out and they were on.
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please post em Anon, for science
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>>723893071
Enjoy your home here while you can. Shit gets busy in real life, you stop browsing for a week and suddenly you're the newfag. Was here a lot between 2012-2014.
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>>723890346
Say you got hacked
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>>723893982
>Say you got hacked

a hacker liked photos on facebook? \

sounds legit
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>What do you mean?
Her reply is some bullshit
>I didn't think it would bother you. I was just feeling nostalgic and happened to click one. Thanks for making it weird though.
Guilt trip works, np
Creeper used guilt trip, it was ineffective
>Look, I don't know why you're acting like this, but I can just unfriend her and you if it makes you feel better. Personally, I didn't see the problem with having a fond memory of my cousin. I love my family, and if you're going to be the kind of person to warp that into something sick i think it would be better if we just left each other alone.I have no hard feelings, but I really think you need top reexamine YOUR life if you own relatives make you feel this uncomfortable.

>Seriously, this is not cool.
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All you gotta say was you were laying on your phone and you guess the screen was tapping shit
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Post the pics
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>>723890346
"She looks so cute and I'm always online around now. If you thought my liking it was strange or dirty, you should look into your own mind and wonder why you posted this picture in the first place. Geez, get help aunty."
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