/b/ any good ways to kill myself in a quick way ?

You can always try sucking a dick.

>>723877552
Bleed to death?
Also your post is beyond cliché

>>723877552
find a main power box and poke it with a spanner

>>723877552
WITH A GUN TO THE HEAD YOU STUPID FUCK.

>>723877552
do the Whitney Houston

>>723877807
>cliché
how'd you make that mexican e?
'e
e'
how?

>>723877552
research how to make carbon monoxide

>really good
>no pain
>quick and easy

>>723878123
it looks french

>>723877552
shotgun in mouth then bite down

>>723878677
>implying you can bite through metal

>>723878880
who needs sawed off when you have bitten off

>>723878880
You're a special kinda stupid aintcha

>>723877552
Put a loaded gun in your mouth and then shoot it

>>723879008
fuck you i'm not a scientest

>>723878553
has anyone tried this?

does it work?

>>723879485

If someone has tried it and it works, they probably couldn't tell you. I'm fairly confident you are too stupid to kill yourself.

>>723879733
;_;

>>723879485
no
commercial helium is diluted precisely because people were using this method

suicide is pretty popular tonight.

>>723879893
that sucks. can you make helium at home?

>>723880069
You don't make helium, you would have to get it from something else.

>>723877552
While I got you all here got a question for you boys. How I do poison someone successfully?

>>723881266

Nice try, Kim Jong Un

>>723880766
like a balloon? a helium balloon?

>>723881266
poison is really difficult since the body vomits it

>>723881500
What if you put it in their butt?

>>723881629
I don't think it works like that

>>723881704
the butt or the poison?

>>723881403
>>723881500
No but seriously I can put it in their food or drink without them knowing. Plus were on good terms and they have a history of being suicidal do I should be free of suspicion if it works

>>723881783
butt

>>723881859
i think you're wrong. i'm pretty sure you can put things in it.

>>723881851
its better to ask them if they wish to die like that

>>723881955
>suicide thread
>less than 40 posts in
>were talking about putting things in butts
>4chan
Bunch of faggots

>>723881851

This is a terrible idea. A history of being suicidal does not mean there would be no investigation into an unnatural death. You probably can't successfully poison them, and even if you were to succeed, you won't get away with it. Furthermore, why would you poison someone you are on good terms with?

EXCUSE ME FAGS BUT THIS IS SERIOUS REPLY?

>Dont do it dawg

>>723882034
If I thought they would kill themselves anytime soon i wouldn't bother trying to off them. As if I don't think they will so I'm trying to expedite things

>>723882129
this. if Kim Jong-un can't get away with it, what chance do you have? do you even have assassins or a clandestine state apparatus at all?

OP = NIGGA

>>723882249
let them end it in their own terms

>>723882126
to be fair, it's butthole-assisted suicide

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Eat shit and die

>>723882129
>>723882265
>>723882405
Dammit you faggots I'm not here trying to justify why poisoning someone is morally fine. Clearly I'm aware it's not ok and people shouldn't do it. I'm telling you why I can get away with it. Kim jong fuck was a moron about it cause he killed a well know person in an extremely public place.

So none of you will give me advice on a solid way to poison someone?

>>723882943
i reported this post to the fbi, nsa, cia, and the cyberpolice.

enjoy gitmo, faggot

>>723877552
Hanging is the only easy way if you don't have a gun.

>>723883092
Nice thanks gringo I bet they will be able to advise me a slick assassinations once they contact me

>>723882943

I don't know a solid way to do it. What I'm telling you is that even if you have a solid way, you will still probably fuck it up and get caught. Even if you don't fuck it up, you will get caught and you will go to prison. Since you think you are capable of pulling this off, why don't you share your best plan as of now?

livestream it

>>723878123
Mexicans make cocaine not Es.

>ctrl-alt-e btw

>>723884256
´
did it work?

>>723878553
You can use any inert gas. Not carbon dioxide, but argon or nitrogen will do the job.

>>723883989
>acquire poison
>put poison in food, Pepsi, etc
>make sure it's something that I know person will consume but not immediately
>wait a day or two
>get call from mutual friend or family member im on terms with
>act sad
>????
>profit