Tell us about yourself, /b/

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Of course all you autistic fucks would say you have high intelligence.
Bulllllshiiiiiit you cock sniffing facefucks.

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>>723876799
>Virgin, age 18, girl, usa, YES.

>>723877144
post yours then, b0ss

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>biological sex
>gender identity

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>>723876292


Here's the actual template people will use.

Hint: you aren't smart; you just have autism.

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>>723876799
>sex life 3
>virgin Y

age 33, 438 lbs this morning. I threw up at a buffet today, i didn't leave and I waited till I could eat some more. My parents waited out in the car for me to finish eating. I am male and a virgin. My dad keeps saying if i'd lose some weight, he'd get me laid. I have lots of friends online. I stream on twitch and if you have seen me singing disney songs, you probably know who I am lol.

>>723877738
she sucks dick

>>723877738
technical virgin i.e. takes it in the shitter

>>723879863
I had a chuckle at the "dog"

>>723881023
>Eric Stoltz in Mask
ah, a lover of comedies

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Found this.

OP, you sneaky fucker.
I salute you!

>>723881458
i have a thing for masks.

>>723883404
hello /mu/

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god save the queen and all that

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r8 and h8

>>723884440
horrid/10

cats are cool though

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>>723876228
fuck the template

>>723876799
>18
>Female
This is new
>>723876922
6/10
>>723879432
Way to fucking basic of a person
>>723879695
>minecraft
end life
>>723879818
>flag
end life
>>723879863
7/10
>>723881023
4/10
>>723882595
fill out your shit
>>723883404
average /mu/ user
>>723884316
Had a giggle at sexuality
>>723884647
>underage bait or just retarded.

>>723885622
>total war
>Civ
>elder scrolls
>Lotr
My nigga

>>723884440
Do you have the favorites template?

>>723886211
You are me /b/rother

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>>723886558

>>723877152
Can you be anymore beta

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be gentle, anon

>>723887740
the moment you are female and say you play video games your sex appeal plumets to the fucking depths of hell.
90% of us hate video games with a passion unique for that compared to anything else in our life.
Vidya is our prison and you pretending that "vidya is fun" is pathetic.
Vidya is only there to waste our time and nothing else and we all know it

>>723887740
>bald

dropped

>>723877347
could be trans

>>723887972
As long as she dislikes pakis and isn't fat, I can work with it.

>>723882595
i seen you at jackson square

>>723888239
yeah enjoy awkward moments infront of your pc trying to have a "sexy time" playing video games.

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>>723876228

>>723887978
made me laugh irl thanks anon

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>>723887972

>>723888368
>trying to have a "sexy time" playing video games

who even does this

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>>723885232
modern jeeps are retarded

Sabaton is shit, if you want songs of historic conflict get a more primary source, I highly recommend The Wolfe Tones, Shebeen, MP Thompson, Roki Vulovic, Teslika Brigada, Gary Og. The channel "Kocaiyne" on youtube has all of these expect the Irish examples, as well as some Middle Eastern ones, with english subs

Hyde Wars is fun to listen to

The STG-44 is over rated, the M1 Carbine, PPsh-43, and MG-42 were the best guns in that war.

Modern jeeps are shit

You like the book because you like the game

Those are a trashy woman's cigarettes

Food is basic

5/10 overall

>>723885622
The Dubliners are legends
Father John Misty is decent

If you're saying you're unhappy that weed is almost certainly going to make matters worse, no matter what Joe Rogan tells you

5/10

>>723886211
Suicidal Tendencies and Megadeth kick ass.
I dont personally like Slayer or Burzum myself, but I still view them as decent bands.
Metallica is crap.

Clone Wars kicks ass, The second half of Rebels season two and season three are rad.

Get some favorite books that are not Star Wars, christ

RO2 and FNV are my shit

6/10

>>723885232
2/5 golden dicks

>>723888545
my cousin had this gf, we played dota together and sometimes she would crawl ontop of him during our skype sessions, which had around 5 guys in them.
Then she would start acting all "sexy" on the mic, and start playing with his shirt and stuff and make "cute" noices.
She was a tiny little black haired girl who was actually pretty cute but it was still unbearably cringy

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Virgin, cancer, long sex with beaches. Rate me.

>>723888678
>Burzum
>band

Hmm yes you obviously know your stuff.

>>723882595
nice cadpat

>>723888884
is it not? I just gave it a quick listen a while back when a friend sent it to me

>>723888678
kys

>>723888545
i think theyre projecting

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>>723889073
It's one dude

>>723883731
>>723885232
I don't use /mu/ though.

>>723889213
I didn't look into em at all. I don't much do black metal, and typically hate it, but I found that album surprisingly listenable so I'm not gonna shit on him.

>>723884316
I 'ave me a big ol' pint 'o boddingtons an' cast a wee vote for ol' UKIP

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>>723889086
HA at least have the decency to grill my taste, cunt.

>>723887972
Can't fuck you over as bad as being a woman who uses 4chan at least, I would assume 250lbs minimum.

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>>723876228

>>723890492
good point

http://lets.rabb.it/886j/ApnxQ5o07A ...............

>>723890767
>Likes Reagan despite doing hard drugs
>Favorite instrument is a flying V

An embodiment of the 80s over here.

>>723876799
>female
>18
>virign
No

>>723891172
when I filled that out I was like 17 and just put that there after googling 'drugs' bc i didn't do drugs

updating it as we speak

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>>723891303
pic related

>>723887740
>female
>19
>virgin
Stop lying

>>723888395
Do you by chance have a template for that one?

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>>723882595
>>723883173
faggot/10

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>>723894795
Nice shirt.

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>>723896121
I filled out both.

>>723890011

got a facebook?

we have similar tastes