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You have 15 seconds to prove that you aren't a nigger.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You have 15 seconds to prove that you aren't a nigger.
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I know who my father is. Proved I'm white
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No one locks their car doors when I walk by. Furthermore, I like the color of my skin.
Lastly, I don't even know where the welfare office is in my town.
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I show up to work on time every day.

I have a job
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I hate watermelon
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I know how to speak properly.
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I'm from the whitest country on the planet. Palest kid in my school of 2500 which is predominantly black.
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I love moonman
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1+1=2
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My dick is tiny.
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I live in Sweden.
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my grandpa speaks Norwegian
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i am barron trump. trips replies and ill post a selfie
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>>723874023
I don't like fried chicken.
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Good morning gentlemen. How do you do?
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>>723874023
I can run faster than a black man
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Donald Trump
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I didn't drop out of high school
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>>723874023
i play lacrosse
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>>723877141
Nigger detected
Back to Somalia with you
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I am black
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i like mayonnaise
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My oscar was won based on my brilliant performance rather than as a response to some retarded snowflake hashtag
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>>723874023
I have an education
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I now my father.
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I'm driving a car that I own
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I watch downtown Abby and understand the social climate of the early 1900's in England
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asdfgh
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I own a house.
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>>723874023
>Implying white people doesnt do this kind of shit
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I have a dog and a cat and a wife and I dont beat any of them
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>>723877281
Fag doit
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>>723874023
I'm studying PDEs
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>>723878596
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>>723878596
>implying white people doesn't
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>>723878596
>white people doesn't do

Hello, black friend.
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>>723874555
lolthat just means ur a timid beta male wage slave continue sucking ur bosses toes for minimum wage
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>>723878173
*know (nigger detected)
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>>723878596
Well we're not trying to prove that we're white humans only that we aren't niggers
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>>723874023

I'm Asian
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>>723879053
You have something against blacks?
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>>723874023
I don't say phrases such as "your tryen me" or " your gonna catch these hands"
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>>723874023
https://discord.gg/FHfE6 RAIDS CHAT
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>needing a permit to exercise my rights.
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>>723878942
I can tell from how you type that you must be a self-made entrepreneur. You really showed us whats up big boss.
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>>723874023
Damn... you caught me op

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIPv9ffdoE
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>>NOT A NIGGER I FUCK MY AUNT-SISTER IM HER HALF BROTHER-NEPHEW
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Watermelon isn't that good and grape kool-aid is too sweet for me.
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>>723879318
found the nigger
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>>723879398
You mean redneck right?
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>>723879398
no, no thats not a nigger thats a wigger
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I'm incapable of getting married women to sleep with me
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>>723879398
>>MY PICTURE TO PROVE
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>>723874023
I'm a piss-skin.
At least I'm not a nigger.
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>>723874023
I've never been to prison.
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>>723874023
i had fried chicken for lunch.
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I'm currently watching Rick Steve's Europe.
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>>723879752
wait shit. im white guys believe me
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>>723879398
>>MY WIFE HALF SISTER-COUSIN
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>>723879146
Also, "He run up on me."
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>>723874023

my wife and kids are asleep in rooms 30 feet from where i'm sitting.
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>>723879635
I can say "Hello how are you officer?"
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>>723877281
Trips
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>>723874023
Girls today have fat asses, and it's a goddamn shame
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>>723878596
Post proof then nigger-faggot
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>>723874023
I don't have to go to the library to get on the internet.
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>>723879870
THE GUY AT LEFT NOT EVEN WHITE LOOK MORE MEDITERRANEAN SOME LATINO NON HISPANIC HERITAGE
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>>723879146
>>723879146
bruh can i getta ride?

Oh damn nikes where you had copped those frum?

Replacing "st" with "sc"
Like scrawberries
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>>723880087
Mediterranean people are white as are many Hispanics.
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>>723880087
Take the caps lock off, nig.
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>>723880148

>Replacing "st" with "sc"

never heard that one before
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>>723874023
>have a high paying job
>never been arrested or have a criminal record
>own 2 cars and a motorcycle
>have my own house

I'm not a nigger and I'm not even white
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>>723880279
I think it might be a more southern thing. Im in NC and I hear that shit all the time.
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>>723874023
I was able to read your post.
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OJ is guilty.
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>>723880574
kek
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>>723880231
>>white like West Europe not East Asia like white Anglo Saxon
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>>723874023
i can read this
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>>723874023
Anyone familiar with this story?

If so, shes already dating another nigger
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>>723879308
Wh-why?
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I rather like racing my road bike. Can't even think of a colored cyclist
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>>723880946
dont open links they can track your ip just when open it even when is a good one dont be stupid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
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>>723879053
this is a fucking white and black fight asian ftfo
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I only have one sibling
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>>723874023

1) I am such an incessant and habitual liar I couldn't even be honest with my own self just to save my life.

2) I frequently masturbate to pics of my sis and mom

3) I like to wear my gf's underwear and stocking when she's not around and jerk off to gay porn, but I'm totally not gay.
TOTALLY not.

4) I volunteer at a center for the mentally impaired to make myself look good in the eyes of my family and friends, but I frequently cheat them out of money when we play cards, to feel superior.
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>>723881565
but WHO fucking ask you ???
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>>723881565
you have a sibling, you must be some mud with brown eyes.
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I listen to kpop does that count?
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>>723881196
That's just an old wives tale
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>>723881681
NIGGER SPOTTED
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>>723881753
>>nigger spoted
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>>723881833
Nigger spotted
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>>723877798
I'm a server and I have never ever had a true nigger not want some mayo. A lot of the more well educated ones don't like it, but all fat nigger women drink that shit.
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>>723880367
second this, i first heard it from juicy j... skrippas!
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>>723881907
>>nigger spotted
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>>723881907
other nigger
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instead of committing crimes i post about wanting to on 4chan
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>>723874023
I have a job.
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>>723881907
negro spotted
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>>723874023
>>723874023
>>723874023
>>723874023
>>723874023

I've been arrested for both bud and domestic violence (false charges on the DV), but was recommended referral programs in both instances and was never formally charged with any crimes
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>>723882145
Negroid spotted
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>>723877141
>Sweden
Nigger heaven.
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>>723882071
>>723882105
>>723882145
>>723882215
shut the fuck up kids jesus christ
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>>723882204
sheesh not only is he white he's straight out of a trailer park
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>>723874023
1. Know father
2. Uni degree in CS
3. Have job
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Chicago
Nigger heaven
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>>723880087
he is definitely white you fucking retard
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>>723882215
niggerets
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>>723882286
I guess if you call middle class a trailer park

just sayin, pretty much guaranteed nigs would be charged for these crimes
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Thou art an idiot if thou thinkest otherwise.
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>>723882275
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>>723882514
cringe
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i smell like a wet dog
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I don't have to deal with racism on a daily basis
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Something something racist comment.

God do you people come up with anything original?
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>>723882732
enjoying your stay newfag?
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>>723874023
I bought my bike
I don't have rhythm
I don't like huge asses
I've never been in a fight
My family's been in northern europe for at least 600 years
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>>723882581
I don't use this everyday for obvious reasons*. But you don't see nignogs being able to use "thou".

*also because I'm not a native English speaker, further proof I'm white - blacks are almost always monolinguals.
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>>723874023
I have a job and pay my taxes.
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>>723878596
Nigger detected
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>>723882903
more cringe

stop when you're ahead
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>>723881678
You sound like you need a swift punch in the face, and also gay.

But no, you're not a nigger.
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>>723883156
>it's cringey to know more than one language or an old version of a language!
Are you still eating that fried chicken with watermelons, Tyrone?
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I was very reluctant to try anal sex with my gf, but last night we finally did it.

It hurt.

She told me next time she will let me suck on the strap on before she puts in my ass.

I will always love her for that.
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to prove im not i get dubs
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>>723883237
TOTALLY not gay!
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>>723883289
seriously neckbeard
it's time to stop posting

I'm >>723882204 and you're embarrassing the shit out of yourself
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>>723883424
nigger
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>>723883289
just because someone points out your obvious cringe does not make them a nigger
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>>723883461
I wish I could be a neckbeard.
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>>723883542
Yeah... nah. In this case it does, since he (it? I believe it's a nigger, not a person) considers cringeworth something that has to do with basic knowledge.

Of course, I could "nigga here was nevah jailed so imma whate SHEEEEE---" like you guys, but direct proof is always better.
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>>723883458
You're probably sucking a dick right now
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>>723878639
you're 12. please stop
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>>723882145
Spotted negro
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Officers smile at me when I approach.
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>>723879126
ROFL
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>>723883555
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>>723883857

No way man, NO WAY!

I am wearing my gf's underwear while masturbating to two OTHER GUYS sucking dicks, but you know it's not me doing it so I'm totally not even gay.

Straight Caucasian here, bro.
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>>723884027
Sure, whatever. (BTW niggers can't be assburgers. Just saying.)
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>>723882705
More of the pale chick??
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>>723883969
This
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>>723884166
so you admit your black?

>niggers are Asperger
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>>723884166
I can't believe this stupid motherfucker is still replying to me holy shit lmao
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>>723883802
ARE YOU ARGUING ON THE INTERNET?

I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO ARGUE ON THE INTERNET
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>>723877790

Can you read?
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>>723884166
>niggers can't be assburgers

https://youtu.be/MfMH3gxxfN8
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>>723884434
>>723883802
In other words quit while you're ahead and stop posting on this site for the rest of your life.
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I think this thread is all white people fighting.
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>>723884572
welcome to the thread fellow white dude
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>>723884572
Nailed it.

Also, tits. Fuck this thread lets have some tits.
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I'm eating a mayonnaise sammich.
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>>723874128
I was gonna say the same thing
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My girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me with a nigger fresh from sudan. My dicks 7 inches and she still chose the bbc.
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I speak proper english
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>>723884704
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>>723874023
i have privileges
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>>723884828
British broadcasting corporation?
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>>723874023
I know basic math.
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>>723884828
>>723885023
She chose right
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>>723874023
I have never committed a crime
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>>723874023
My dick is 2 inches
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>>723884828
No one is interested in your fantasies you cuck
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>>723874023
I pay child support.
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>>723885497
you gonna post a pic of it or just leave us hanging?
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>>723874023
I like mayonnaise
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I have a job and a wife?
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CRISPY BALDIE
BOOPERBOOPERBOOPERBOOPERBOOPER
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Chugging milk.
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No criminal record.
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When I see a car in a dealership, I think about how nice it looks, not how to steal it
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My dick doesn't curve after 8 inches
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>>723874023
Kek! Im going to need source
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I'm a productive member of society willingly
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>>723874023
Back story?
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I can walk through my neighborhood without the risk of being killed.
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>>723885888
Checked while you wrecked
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I could read this shit post
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>>723884167
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i eat da noodle
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I'm actually black.
>In b4 nigger.
I'm not American so I don't give a shit. That word has no power over me.
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>>723874023
My crime sheet is only child related
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>>723886126
http://www.wlwt.com/article/grand-jury-does-not-indict-2-people-accused-in-forest-park-assault/3550721
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>>723887697
eh, it actually bothers me that you have to do these mental gymnastics to escape racism in your head

makes me feel bad about posting itt

you should gtfo of /b/, this place is full of children who think it's cool to be racist
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Grape Kool-Aid sucks ass
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I'm not a nigger. I know what quinoa is.
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>>723874023
What's wellare?
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>>723874023
I dont clap when the teacher is done talking about how slavery was bad
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I have never sold or taken crack.
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>>723874023
I can't get fiancial aid because my happily married parents make too much. But it's okay because they pay for me
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>>723888878
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>>723874023
I voted for President D. 'The Godemperor' Trump
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I make 90k a year in the stem field.
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>>723888999
>this is now a double trips thread
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I study entomology.
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>>723888999
God?
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I not only filed my taxes in a timely manner, but I didn't owe anything to the IRS. In fact, I had a large refund this year
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>>723888999
OUR LORD HAS COME TO TAKE US HOME
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>>723889071
dubs in a post about double trips... never cease to amaze.
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>>723888737
>>723888878
>>723888999
>>723889105
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>>723874023
OOOGA
O
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BOOGA
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A
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>>723889105
pffft you can leave it at "I study" there is not a single dindu that does
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