grills in dresses with dicks sucking dicks isnt gay bruh
>>723873591
Dresses are so last year- Daisy Dukes are where it's at.
>>723873502
SHIT
How do I clear myself of homo
>>723873426
should have just a link to me on there
>>723873681
it is actually one of their more bearable light beers. I just dont like the airy bitterness flavor in general.
>>723873800
or sleep shorts, they were cute too.
>>723873681
oh no, will I have to bury you?
how come it hurts sad?
>>723873719
had a bad day?
>>723873867
>How do I clear myself of homo
the final solution, no other way I fear
>>723873867
the hefen is bitter? D:
and yeah I doughnut like much bitter.
>>723873919
burry me in butts
it sad hurt because it has a cold maybe? my glands are swollen
>>723873987
N-no.
My efforts are needed first to genocide the degenerates.
>>723873800
never thought those would be hot on a guy
but damn am i wrong
>Daisy Dukes
>Daisy
>Daisy
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
>>723873800
Your sona is gross.
>>723873919
This really need confirmation?
It won't be a fancy marriage, I can't afford a carriage-
>>723874087
>>723873867
>SHIT
>How do I clear myself of homo
it's terminal
>>723874027
I'll bury you in at least several
oh no, is your face all puffed up and cute looking?
>>723874166
I just assumed that you had good days
>>723874027
Hefen is basically apricot but less fruity, a slightly bolder Budweiser.
Outburst and Thunderhead stay the fuck away from.
tbh im gay but not a furry. im here because im lonely
>>723874103
Was gonna be way more gross but apparently most artists aren't comfortable drawing something missing an arm and a leg.
>>723874321
chemo me
Know what's really gay? Girly boys lifting their skirts and showing off their junk. I hope no one posts that fag shit haha
>>723874277
the ending is kind of hard to watch, the robot showed more emotion than the astronauts.
>>723874328
Sure
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.
>>723874277
Yes, that is the scene I was referencing. It was so sad.
>>723874433
>but not a furry
Give it time. These threads turn straights bi, bis gay, and gays into flaming furfaggots.
>>723874480
Did I not just say it was terminal
You're doomed. This is your life now
>>723874641
NOTHING IS LEFT TO ME NOW
I MUST EMBRACE IT
And because the constitution of a mans Body, is in continuall mutation; it is impossible that all the same things should alwayes cause in him the same Appetites, and aversions; much lesse can all men consent, in the Desire of almost any one and the same Object.
Good Evill
But whatsoever is the object of any mans Appetite or Desire; that is it, which he for his part calleth Good: And the object of his Hate, and Aversion, evill, And of his contempt, Vile, and Inconsiderable. For these words of Good, evill, and Contemptible, are ever used with relation to the person that useth them: There being nothing simply and absolutely so; nor any common Rule of Good and evill, to be taken from the nature of the objects themselves; but from the Person of the man (where there is no Common-wealth;) or, (in a Common-wealth,) From the Person that representeth it; or from an Arbitrator or Judge, whom men disagreeing shall by consent set up, and make his sentence the Rule thereof.
>>723873144
Worked sucked, spent the evening playing with the niece and now playing Nioh.
>>723874328
MEOW.
>>723874433
That's how I started.
>>723874328
hue no it's not chubby.
>>723874414
oh noted!
i will get both though!
>>723874528
maybe the astronauts were robots....
>>723874588
made me cri a lot
>>723874625
I've resisted this long
I am special because I'm an exception to your rule.
>>723874625
>used to shitpost in these threads laughing at furries
>own a bad dragon dildo now
It corrupts you.
>>723874711
Well have fun with that
faggot
>>723874771
I dont want to look too deep into it.
>>723874543
hopefully that bottle has only been in one hole
>>723874625
Post something I can actually mastubate to.
>>723874820
i see the noid has lost all sanity.
>>723874876
you got a problem with bottle in the butthole?
The Scream TV show ruined the emotional impact Daisy, Daisy used to have on me
>>723874771
My sleeves were moist with dew.
>>723874839
probably,but for now im just a faggot
>>723874858
you must though. drink some dizzy water to open your mind
>>723875012
mine were moist from my panties
>>723874587
how was your day then?
>>723874726
how's nioh?
>>723874771
but still cute looking?
I've got some tea now
>>723874858
hey katia
>>723874820
It's taken nearly a decade for some. There's no escaping it. Everyone I know goes that way in the end.
You're not an exception, just a nut that's going to take an extra hit to crack.
you cant take MY mexicans, donald
>>723875101
Go to your room.
>>723874839
YEP.
>>723875116
mmm tea sounds nice right now.
i guess it may be cute
>>723875238
I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM
>>723874876
BUTT CHUG BUTT CHUG BUTT CHUG!
>>723874983
Shame.
>>723875237
our sexy hombres
>>723874588
I'm afraid... I'm afraid, Dave.
>>723875357
Then go outside your room and back to your room.
>>723875484
dev!
that image makes my bitty bits tingle nice
>>723875540
ur knot my real dab!
>>723875357
you should go and make some
little dogs and cats look super cute when their cheeks get swollen
>>723875484
did you not know i was a degenerate or something dev?
>>723875525
I can't do that, Dave.
>>723875625
Your real dad is dead and I'm just trying to do the best I can.
>>723874949
>>723875116
Have nightmares
Wake up
Dont have work
Have coffee
Light exercises
Come here
Play games
Make food
Sit around (Meditate)
Play games
Weighted exercises
Come here
Now
>>723875237
"I die to democracy may live" is going to be the last thing I say as I'm being loaded on the catapult that will fling me over the wall.
>>723875643
S T A N D A R D S
>>723875642
i can feed them things like insulation and bees to make them puffy!
>>723875733
HE WOULDNT HAVE KILLED HIMSELF MAYBE IF YOU LOVED HIM MORE!
>>723876038
how is that a standards thing?
i just like butts dev
>>723875625
they're not bitty though~
>>723876081
His note said he was afraid that his son was a degenerate. It's your fault and it's why you deserve your daily beating.
>>723874039
You cannot be trusted with a task of this magnitude if there are questions as to your purity.
>>723875840
apart from the nightmares that sounds like a pretty good day
was it a good day for you?
>>723876081
that'd look adorable
or stick a bunch of marshmallows in your mouth
>>723876262
i meant kitty bits!
>>723876282
i made that note because I was angry at you for now getting my animal crossing for the PSP!!!!
>>723876296
i do have a large bag of those!
>>723875840
Have nightmares
Wake up
Dont have work
Have coffee
Light exercises
Come here
Play games
Make food
Sit around (Meditate)
Play games
Weighted exercises
Come here
Cum here
Ftfy
>>723876470
send me one!
>>723876470
Animal Crossing is a Nintendo exclusive.
BITTY!
Also dev~
>>723874850
I assume it will be, Join the dark side nef.
>>723875101
We have more in common with the robot than the humans without emotions, the AI devolved into self-tribalism to try and protect itself, preemptively launching attacks because it felt insecure and vulnerable since parts of it could be turned off at will.
also wow that sounds gay kid
>>723876208
I had no appreciable response, so I choose more shaming, hypocritically so.
>>723876470
meow
>>723876296
No, I kept thinking about how other men want to cut my genitals off because im not fit to use them.
>>723875126
know what you like, know what you don't. Know what you want to preserve and why and you wont be eroded.
Your reasons for believing things might change, that happens with all growth.
>>723876636
it's okay dev
>>723874524
>ywn be balls deep in some horsey boipucci
why even live
I'm not gay, I'm not a furry, but this thread made my pee pee hard... I'm scared.
I'm out, ciao.
>>723876611
>I assume it will be, Join the dark side nef.
w-what
>>723876284
>>723876540
I have not jerked my dick today.
>>723876541
i can send you a whole fresh bag!!!
>>723876579
JAKE FROM SCHOOL SAID HE GOT IT FOR HIS PSP FROM HIS COOL STEP DAD!
>>723876585
gbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbadgegrgeger
>>723876611
wrong.
>>723876636
snort my kitty bits
>>723876851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esEcwAWi6dk
>>723876892
You will soon. If you want some friendly voices of encouragement just ask.
>>723876969
wrong in what?
I havent watched the movie just bits.
...bitty bits amirite lmao
>>723875840
YO IS THAT ART OR A SCREENSHOT OF A GAME ??
>>723875116
Pretty good so far. Just met Hanzo Hattori, who keeps a cat in his jacket to use as a pocket watch.
>>723876470
I see how it is.
>>723876969
His stepdad is an alcoholic wife beater and that kid is retarded.
>>723876761
No but seriously, don't put beer up your butt. Pro life tips.
>>723876969
what if they poke me in the eye
>>723876981
You do that
>>723876970
>If you only knew the power of the duck side
>>723877177
of course dont put beer up your butt
put whiskey up your butt!
>>723876726
I don't think that any men would want to do that
>>723876969
but then how will you stuff your cheeks with them for a cute puffy face
>>723877121
sounds like an interesting game
it's darksouls like?
>>723877037
hey katia
>>723877177
i wasn't meaning putting beer in my ass, just like puttin the tip of the bottle in there for a sec, loosenin it up or smth, i dont' want liquids up there
>>723875484
where will i get my burritos and landscapers from without mexicans?
>>723875935
just be all like that one guy that committed suicide by jumping off a bridge as soon as he was released in mexico
>>723877304
sup dude
>>723877052
Its a Werewolf game in which you survive the harsh wilderness of eastern Europe on the 1500s.
>>723877037
hehhuhuhuhehue
but you're just wrong.
>>723877121
omg what????!?!?
>>723877132
his dad doesnt even like janet! he likes his special friend Robert and the wrestle in his bed while Janet is at working mcdonalds
>>723877177
don't worry. they aren't sharp :3
>>723877304
girl I can buy two bags. I'm rolling in money I can afford it~~~
>>723876854
You could always just become a heretic.
>>723876969
pretty~
>>723877433
YOOOOOOO I WANT TO PLAY THAT
>>723873591
Traps are gay, isn't that the appeal.
>>723877437
panties are always gay wem
>>723877457
never I must be the nazi america needs
>>723877437
Robert is just a friend, they don't wrestle, they drink and talk about how the blacks are ruining this country.
>>723875126
You assume time is an issue.
It is not.
>>723877304
It was common practice in ancient times, they'd cut everything off of young men so they could fuck them in the ass.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch
>>723877404
not much. drinking some tea, thinking about playing some games
whatsup with you?
>>723877437
wow, I want to have marshmallow buying money one day
>>723877569
It's a PS4 exclusive.
>>723877756
tfw just transferred a grand to savings earlier
>>723877742
>you'll never cut nibis balls off
why even live amirite
>>723877293
Only jim beam
>>723877363
You mean only certain liquids. And that's what fingers are for, you lewditte~
>>723877375
China.
>>723877437
Oh. Well musk is back on the menu boys.
>>723877457
ur pretty~
>>723877963
I mean if you're gonna die, die with top shelf.
>>723877457
come here and use that badger magic on me to cure my fucked throat pls <3
>>723877698
I'm not gay and I wear them so it's not gay so I win.
>>723877710
yeah well jake took a video of them wresting one time and they don't kknow!
>>723877756
kiddo stick with me and your pockets will be over flowing with cash ~~
>>723877963
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
>>723877698
Is this you irl?
>>723877963
.////.
>>723878054
*comes over and casts various spells*
also kitty
>>723878054
>you wear them
listen thats pretty fuckin gay, you gotta accept it.
>>723877742
yeah, but this isn't ancient times
if they did that though then you'd have sex
>>723877865
that's some serious marshmallow buying money
>>723878054
I will superglue myself to you in that case
>>723878143
I roman saluted irl
>>723877304
Very much so.
>>723877437
I meow at you and you just ignore me.
>>723876970
more like DORK side
>>723877905
You always struck me as someone who would do that to people, just one step away from cutting sf and barrys balls/dicks off.
Im bigger than you though so if you didnt die from a beating id rip yours off with my bare hands.
tfw no katia nudes
>>723878249
iktf
I do not thank the Almighty enough for that blessing.
>>723878054
That video was just a recording of the episode of All in the Family where Edith Bunker gets violently sexually assaulted to thunderous applause from the audience.
>>723878167
If you wanna act like a bitch talk to someone else.
>>723878167
I could buy all the marshmallow bags from a store.
>>723878203
dont even let me start on lotr omg
>>723878238
>bigger than you
you're funny
>>723878249
>>723878325
both of you literally have.
>>723878354
oh its darwin
wait fuck it's darwin
what are you doing here?
>>723878249
He will never let you have any like how Chinese Emperors never let their male servants have balls or dicks.
>>723878503
No, I have no. Closest thing I've been sent is a pic of you in panties. That is NOT a nude
>dont even let me start on lotr omg
what
>>723878178
As expected of the one who will liberate the world from inferior beings.
>>723878182
how you been?
you meowed at me accidentally and not wem
>>723878384
well I wasn't trying to be one
I doubt someone's going to castrate you
>>723878503
but could you eat all them is the real question
>this fucking thread
>>723878503
it was about as lewd and nude as a friend mooning me out a car window, doesn't count (^:
>>723878528
I am always here but rarely posting.
>>723878143
throw a potion in there as well too pls!
also titty
>>723878149
IT'S KNOT GAY I AM NOT GAY!
>>723878167
spicy! we can have such a great time feeding ebndless marshmallows into each other until the diabetes take all our legs <3
>>723878182
i didnt notice pls forgive :C
>>723878249
he sent me one earlier ;3
>>723878373
then we wrestled in his dads basement
>>723878679
Subconsciously a significant number probably desire to cut other mens genitals off.
>>723878609
Why does this turn me on?
>>723878803
I need to start watching what I say then
Didn't realize the threads were filled with voyeurs
>>723878863
WHAT
I AM UPSET
>>723878901
>>723878875
I wonder, do people pay for ASMR services?
>>723878679
Oh, I did.
Kinda meh. Not feeling great for some reason right now.
>>723877437
Sorry, kitty.
>>723878863
We should have smothered you in your crib.
>>723879042
The idea of being on the receiving end was what passed through my mind tho
>>723879023
jajajaja you should be. twas the best score of the year!
>>723879059
baka. i require pretzels as payment now
>>723879103
well too fuckin bad you should have i wish you did i hate you
>>723878863
we'll still be superglued together though
we'll get a special wheelchair so we can keep eating marshmallows till it's all over
>>723878875
I'm sure a lot do, but they wouldn't necessarily act on those impulses
>>723879059
hope you feel better soon
how goes all the move in stuff?
>>723879247
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>723879229
Masochist
You were molest or abused/neglected as a child.
>>723878863
Are you sure? All I've got are Super Aphrodisiacs and Nightbloom Venom.
And finally, katten.
>>723879283
we can get rascal scooters to ride around in!!!! omg
>>723879349
get rektal
>>723879424
DO THEM BOTH!