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How do I get an Asian girlfriend? I can get girls easily and

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How do I get an Asian girlfriend?

I can get girls easily and I've had Asian girls before but for some reason they're more difficult than others to fuck.

I'm half black and half white, if that helps. Pretty good looking.
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>>723873070
Do you have money? They like money.
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Are we talking about Asian Americans or foreign students?
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>>723873207
I'm 19 and drive pic related (one like it, not exactly it.) I've always been into business and own a house rental company now while going to college. I've got a bit of money.

It isn't exactly a Lamborghini but it's better than 95% of what people my age drive. I may be trading it off in a year for a GTR or BMW M3.
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>>723873536
Either, honestly. I just want to bone Asian girls. I live in a shit area with barely any Asians so I mainly only see them in the city 2 hours away. That's my big obstacle
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>>723873070
go to collage at a good school they are swarming all over the place. some even speak english.
>>723873536
he gets it. American Asians are pretty normal m8, if you can white chicks you can get naturalized Asians.

the only other option is china town, or if your lucky like me, japan town. weebs need not aply, but the real deal chinatown set exist, you have to have major balls and creed to get in with them though. I'm not talking tourist chinatown, im talking dirty mystery butcher with frogs Chinatown.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japantown,_San_Francisco
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>>723873555
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>>723873635
> join military
> write on dream sheet bases in asian countries or in california
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I'm just worried because I heard Asians are fucking crazy racist and I'm half black, but people have a hard time even telling. People can't exactly tell what I am since my skin is light and I've styled my hair differently.
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>>723873070
>half black
There's your problem
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>>723874132
That dude reminds me of myself sometimes.

I'm not a virgin though and I don't drive the cheapest BMW money can buy
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>>723874316
Hasn't seemed to be an issue, really. It isn't like I'm a chimp acting dindu. I'm very proper and polite. Still worry about it slightly.
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>>723873555
If you have the money for the BRZ, why not buy the WRX?

BRZ is a trash car for tards
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Happy ending massage parlors, get your fix and leave
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>>723874168
I'm doing the whole med school thing.

Joining the military would be cool, though.
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>>723873555
>723873555
>>723873555
the fuck you drive that rice burner, are half black, and can't fuck an asian girl?

get on a dating site or tinder or something. you are like a fucking FOB magnet.
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>>723874241
naw, only their parents are crazy, and that is going out with age in big fat American households.

watch king of the hill, kahn and ming are basically what the worst case is, and kahn is a jerk.
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>>723874316
Asians love black guys
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>>723874241
they probably just think you're middle eastern then, which is a lot worse

you will not see someone from the middle east dating an asian

you will see them fighting each other on top of elephants
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>>723874403
then you're getting friend zoned because you're a nice guy.
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>>723874411
Because it was only my second car and I got it for 22. The WRX would have been 27k. Just didn't feel like spending that much at 18.

The BRZ/86 actually isn't bad at all. The problem is when people test drive them, they can't drive them on twisty mountain back roads to the fullest extent. That's where they shine. They aren't made for freeways and such.

Again, I may end up buying a GTR or BMW M4 within the next year or so. Maybe a Skyline.
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>>723874585
TRUE! asian dislike the other kind of Asian alot for some reason, and really dislike paki types.
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>>723874132
topkek
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>>723873070
>>>723873207
>. I may be trading it off in a year for a GTR or BMW M3.


Lol shit na car. Get something turbocharged that doesn't suck ass

The brz is a joke bruh.
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>>723874569
What planet do you live on Anon?
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>>723874569
Pornography is a fantasy, you know that right?
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>>723874799
It really isn't a bad car. Seriously. That isn't me trying to justify a purchase. It depends on the driving style you have. If you're a speed loving freeway guy, it isn't the car for you. If you're a guy who likes to drive mountains where acceleration and top speed don't matter, this is perfect.
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>>723874470
As recruiter about becoming 68w, imagine how good itd look on a resume previously being a combat medic dued.
Not to mention the exprience and all the licenses you get, my buddy is about to become a physician assistant solid 100k a year.
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>>723874514
Haha yeah I know, right?
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>>723874823
They like the whitewashed black guys. Not the ooga booga type. I've seen it.
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>>723874168
>california
you will not have this(>>723873635
) problem there
it is the asia of the states
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>>723875019
I'll have a look into it. Thank you!
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>>723875091
But then I give up my guns and my smoggy cars.
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>>723874954


I have ridden in one before. We don't have mountains near me, but the guy driving took me whipping through neighborhood streets. Didn't excite me. I'd sell it, buy a golf R if you like the look of the golf. Since you're 19 and could afford a 22k car you've got options and shekels.
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I had an Asain girlfriend and she turned out to be pretty racist, idk about other asian girls but maybe theyre racist too
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Is OP's name AJ?
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>>723874047
>>723873635

Well, my experience is at a big university that had a Chinese student population of ~1000. I majored in statistics so about 40% of my classmates were Chinese.

Most kept to themselves, but there were three girls who went out of their way to get to know me....if this happens to you, know this, they're interested. The ones that go out of their way to make friends with American men are the ones that want to date American men.

They're also typically very intelligent, independent and career oriented...in other words, you're not gonna get the stereotypical subservient housewife. However, you'll find yourself with a very capable SO who can bring in good $$$, but they'll expect the same of you
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If you weren't such a fucking weeb, maybe you could have a chance you dipshit.
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>>723875170
Np, ask for camp casey its cold af and 40 miles from seoul but theres a train close by takes you there in no time.
But thats only if youre cool about being 11 miles away from north korea and doing gas drills like youre in fucking Auschwitz
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>>723875212
who needs that shit, real men give up guns(dont worry you can keep the cars if you go to socal) to pursue asian ass
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>>723875323
Yeah. Could be the driver as well. Was he a good driver? These things come alive in the mountains and with good drive. They were made for the geography of Japan which is mainly mountains. They don't work well in the US.

Watch this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UfJEmTLn-7Q
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>>723875689
Are you a retard?
Guns are physical testosterone.
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>>723875656
I'd love to fuck a brainwashed North Korean girl. Dunno why.
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>>723875596
I don't really like anime that much. I like Asian culture, though.
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the only asian girl ive fucked
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>>723875892
If you like girls who are 4"8 go ahead
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>>723875476
Nope.
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>>723875858
haha some people have enough testosterone and dont need to compensate pal
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>>723875482
I'm a pretty goal and career minded guy so I'm fine with that.
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>>723876069
I fucking love short girls
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>>723875776
>>723875776
I'd consider him a decent driver Yeah. Just didn't have much punch to it when he hit the gas. I have more fun driving my wrx or riding in my buddy's golf.


If subaru would have made a turbo version of the brz, it'd be a totally different story whatsoever. It looks decent, just not fast or fun really.

I could see it being fun in the snow however.
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>>723876069
thats like 1/3 of all asian girls heights
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>>723876099
> implying im a dicklet

Ill whip it rn and turn this into cock rate thread.
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>>723876225
>I fucking love short girls
>I love fucking short girls
FTFY
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>>723873070
why not just get a job in Asia and move there? it's pretty easy

or move to Vancouver or Brisbane, heaps of asians there.
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>be me
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>>723876330
if thats what you need for your self confidence buddy
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>>723876243
Thats the max height of norks due to malnutrition.
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>>723874168
Implying the dream sheets make a difference where you get stationed... I put overseas Florida or Washington and I got san diego
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>>723875482
This. Lived in Japan for 8 years here. Either in Asia or overseas, the asians that throw themselves at you are usually whiteguy fetishists, looking for a visa or wanting to learn English.

If you ever go travelling/living in Korea or Japan just know that probably 90% of the people that you get to know only want you for your English.
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>>723876466
i feel like the bigger problem would be that they arent allowed to fucking leave or else they(if theyre caught) and their family get sent to concentration camps
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>>723873070
>more difficult
what?
>half black
ohhh, that explains it
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>>723876231
Oh well. All opinions, my friend. You don't seem like a mindless basher so it's all good.

I would like a turbo but I'm putting money away and saving. Gotta be financially smart and all.
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>>723876512
i mean dont complain about sd, i grew up there, a lot of military shitheads but also a shitload of asians
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>>723876674
Not really.
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>>723874241
I don't think the problem is getting the girl, it's keeping her. It'll be tough to convince her parents, etc, that you're qualified to date her
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Should I start working out? I don't want to be a massive muscle guy but it wouldn't hurt not being a skinny dude.
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>>723876512
Korea is a hardship deployment and have you heard of KIAP?
$400 a month for volunteers m8
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I FUCKED AN AE86
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>>723876588
can u give them the d too though?
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>>723875482
Can vouch for this, as an Asian girl at a big university
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>>723876906
THE INITIAL D
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>>723876782
I think I'll be able to do it. I've had my fair share of experience with Asian parents. In actuality, the hardest parents of a girl I've ever had to win over was this British transfer student.

That accent was to die for. She was like, 16 so I risked my ass for that. Legal in my state, though.

I just have been having bad luck with Asians the past year or so.
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>>723876919
Tits or gtfo
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>>723876961
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>>723876745
yes really, asians are racist, and if theyre american then their parents are and thats all that really matters
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>>723877001
You're just jealous you don't have a qt azn gf.
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>>723876588
This man knows

Although it's easier to find a girl at concerts of a band you like or so. I've had a girl come up to me at a concert, she didn't know any English but just wanted to dance together.

Now I met my current girl at a meetup for Otaku, we hit it off and like 1 year later we started dating.
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>>723876919
kek, asian girl on /b/, sure and my dick is 2 ft
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none of u know what drifting is
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>>723876987
Sounds like you have a plan. Good thing Asians make up so much of the population.
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>>723873070
It's because you're black. Asians are easy to get with for whites... but Asians fucking hate blacks. They're racist as shit. My wife is chinese and she hates anything darker than pale ass white
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>>723877091

>>723877117
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>>723876919
Could you give me some ideas on what Asian women find attractive? I'm well aware they're all different, as all women are, but Asian girls are typically a challenge for me.

This isn't even a yellow fever thing, really. I just am interested in the culture and I think being with one again will help me understand it a bit better, as cringe as that sounds.
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>>723877100
>1 year later
she must have like an amazing ass or something for u to w8 that long
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D�j� Vu!
I've just been in this place before!
(Higher on the street!)
And I know it's my time to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Whooooaaa!!
D�j� Vu!
I've just been in this time before!
(Higher on the beat!)
And I know it's a place to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Yeeeaaaaaah!!
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>>723877091

>>723877211
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>>723877229
money
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>>723873070
I'm a white guy
6'1" tall
Airline Pilot in Canada
never had a problem getting asian girls
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>>723876686

Yeah I mean I can get the desire for it and all, just really not any of its pros are useful in America.


Yeah I mean even used you can get a turbo relatively cheap. Obviously you're running a huge risk of an owner riding it hard but that's the risk you take trying to save money. I'd say save until you can afford a turbo.
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>>723877519
bc is filled i hear
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>>723877279
more like I went there on holiday and didn't live there yet, so having a relationship wouldn't make any sense.
A year later I moved there and then started dating.
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>>723877519
pretty much every major Canadian city has a very large population of asians
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>>723877747
>>723877598
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>>723877117
>>723877211
>>723877229

Well for one, we appreciate you trying to be as less cringe as possible. I like late '60's early '70's muscle cars with way too much horsepower. I think Asian girls like having someone who they can show off. Their parents raise them to have such high standards in their future spouses, so this definitely rubs off. Knowing how to cook cuisine from their culture, be willing to learn their native language, these are huge pluses. And knowing how to hold your own against their parents, that's awesome to watch in general.
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>>723873070
>>723873070
Name?
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>>723877191
I'm not even that black, though.

I'm like, the whitest black guy ever.

>>723877519
You're a pilot? Same. Just a private here, though.
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>>723877843
told u it wasnt an asian GIRL
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>>723877843
You a lesbo?
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>>723877843
I've always been into cooking and I've studied Asian languages in my spare time a bit. I'm learning to make sushi now. I just always keep that stuff under wraps. Every time I'm with one I try to seem as uninterested in their culture as I can, to avoid them thinking I only care about them for their race.
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>>723877908
they might think ur middle eastern
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>>723877843
Also, I like early muscle cars but I do NOT want to die this soon.
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>>723878220
Fuck.

The last thing I need is to look middle eastern and be a pilot.
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>>723873070
>half black
Well don't even bother trying
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>>723878153
i think she was talking about the parents, also sushi is japanese and japs in america are almost non-existent compared to chinese, korean, and viet
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move to canada.
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>>723878279
tell them ur half indian or something
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>>723877843
I too am asian

Most of them can tell when you're just trying to hook up because they seem "exotic". Whether or not they care is another thing, some think the whole "yellow fever" is repulsive, there's plenty of basic Asian bitches too with low standards. But you only find them on the west coast so good luck otherwise
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>>723878459
my backup plan for everything, its just so damn cold
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>>723873070
Don't do it OP. Women are evil
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>>723878404
I know Sushi is Japanese. I'm just using that as a introduction to cooking Asian food.

I've only met three Japanese people in my life, I think. One kid I got in a fistfight with and another nice older couple.
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>>723874132
>>723877908
This guy looks familiar. Can anyone get me the rundown on him?
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>>723877843
>"""girl"""
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>>723878533

canada legit has way lots of asians. Caught me by surprise.

It's pretty nice and the cold only stings for the first half of your life.
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>>723873555
>I run my parents' business and drive a car they bought me
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>>723873070

> hint: the answer won't be on here!
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>>723878482
I'd rather be black.
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>>723878580
Supreme gentleman elliot rodger
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>>723878121
I did have a crush on a girl in 7th grade if that counts, but no I'd say I'm straight.

>>723878153
That's great! Definitely keep it up. I get trying to have stuff under wraps 'cause being a weeb isn't gonna help you get girls. Just be careful and don't lump all the Asian cultures together because that could bite you in the ass if you use wrong customs.
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>>723877843
Asian girls that want a white guy what one who is WHITE. Just be normal north american. Tease them a little about being Asian.
Have hobbies and goals. All women have a basic mental framework of womanhood. Being a desirable man for women is not too difficult.
make sure you are the prize. Don't put them on a pedestal.
Learn some basic red pill stuff, but don't become a total asshole. Just a little.

Be a Man.

Women want a man. Don't listen to what they say. Watch what they do.

also lift.
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>>723878752
I've got a pretty good graps on East Asian cultures. Southeast Asia is what's going to kill me. I can tell you the differences between Japanese, Korean, and Chinese. With Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, etc. I'm screwed.
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>>723878752
You look cute, im a sucker for short hair
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>>723878853
Will do, my friend.

I think the ones who look over someone because of skin color aren't even worth my time, anyway.
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>>723878948
Girls love it when you try to guess their ethnicity, they think it's endearing. Don't be afraid to guess wrong the first few times, it'll be cute.
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>>723878613
not as many as california tho
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>>723878948
Let them teach you. Don't go in being a fucking weaboo.

I'm white
dated: chinese, Thai, laotian, filipinos
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>>723879131
mfw cant tell if this is a joke
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>>723879123
true dat
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>>723878153
I've found knowing a little about their city / country / culture can give them a little jumpstart, but then I'm not really interested in the foreign types so maybe they can tell I don't care anyway.
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>>723879131
Are you high?
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>>723873070
>>>723878948
>dated: filipinos

LOL fag
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>>723873070

>half black

well there's your problem. asian's aren't into the whole "single mother raising nigger babies on welfare" racket
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>>723879201
by % and total lol
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>>723878948
if they have dick theyre probably thai
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>>723879123
Yeah what i mean is if they are dating non-asians then they don't want a creep who is some weird asian culture loving oddball.

Just being outside of their culture makes you alluring and different.
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>>723879527
yeah asians are weird like that
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>>723879702
so if they only date asians ur best chance is being a creep who is some weird asian loving oddball
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>>723879340
You're reading advise on how to pick up yellow girls on an animu message board populated by autistic memelords, and you're not sure if this information can be trusted?
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>>723878853
Best advice in this thread.
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>>723879527
Welfare lmao ok bro
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>>723879872
well the asian girl did verify herself(well they verified the asian part at least)
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>>723878853
>Don't listen to what they say. Watch what they do.

This
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>>723879901

>a 4 banger toyota

you're pretty damn close
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>>723878969
D'aw thanks!

>>723878948
Yeah the world in general isn't that great with Southeast Asian culture other than Cambodian sex trafficking and eating insects. But you'll be alright!

>>723878853
hmmmmmm when you realize your white boyfriend does all this shit
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>>723874047

Ha,im white and so are my grandparents. in the 90's I was a kid and my grandparents took me to china town, many people kept staring. I was dressed like a normal 90's kid, grandparents probably looked old as fuck.
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You guys sure do talk a good game about knowing what asian girls open their legs for. How do you find time to get to your keyboard with all those waifus rubbing their gash on you 24/7?
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>>723880068
You can literally say that about any car lmao

GTR is a 6 cylinder Nissan.

Get real. What do you drive, an Altima at 28?
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>>723880091
>hmmmmmm when you realize your white boyfriend does all this shit
when u realize your white bf is on this thread
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>>723879857
if they wont date non-asian then either be an asian or find another girl

Don't get oneitis.
there are literally millions upon millions of asian girls
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>>723880091
Tits or gtfo
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>>723880106
sounds like the start of an interesting story? go on??
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>>723880091
I really appreciate the advice! I've been working my ass off learning this stuff.
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>>723880312
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>>723880091
Tits or gtfo
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>>723880335
>be asian
best advice this thread
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>>723873070
find the ones with white or black fetishes. Asian girls will either never date white / black people, or will exclusively date white people (or exclusively black people). Find the twinkies or the fudge cookies.
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>>723880555
There's like, 1 billion Asian girls on earth. I think I'm fine.
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>>723880335
oneitis is real.. especially when u go to a school with like one asian girl
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>>723880444

It just hit me, I kept playing with some weird thing in a store, 2 balls in a container, I think they may have been those weird masturbation thing chicks use, although they were huge with designs, and even before we got in the store people kepy looking.

Might also have been to me constantly looking around and Asians hate that shit.

But it was most likely my cute as fuck kid face and my parents looking like a 1950's christian dress catalog.
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>>723880444
Not much else to say really. I bumped into this girl there and she dropped her ice cream. She started to cry and I felt bad so I bought her a new cone with some of my allowance for that month. We became friends and now I pretty much plow her asian puss bareback on the reg
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Im half south american half german i look white af strong jaw eyes that change colors, all im missing is the height sadly.
Wonder if id be popular with asian girls
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>>723875019
I'm a dentist in the Air Force, been stationed in Asia, going back soon. Confirmed ass-a-plenty.
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>>723880312
lol yes

basically women are women. there are some difference with culture that can be difficult to get around but just being a good Man will solve most of the issues.
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>>723880816
you mean grandparents?
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>>723880821
kek
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>>723881061

yeah, not paying enough attention.
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>>723873070
If you see an attractive asian girl, wave her down and start talking to her.

If she talks back then keep the conversation going for a couple of minutes, then ask for her phone number.

Later that week, send a txt message and ask her to meet you for a drink. Or something like that in a public place, could be a park.

Meet her and just be present, listen to her and make little comments to indicate you are listening, Keep the conversation going, relax and hold eye contact. Sit close to her if you can. Don't do anything physical. After one to two hours of this, say goodbye.

When leaving, give her a hug. If she hugs you back she will have sex with you.

Msg her a day or two later and ask her to come over for dinner at your place one night, if she is comfortable. Saying "if you are comfortable" is optional but it's a great way to reduce the risk of offending her.

If she says yes, plan a nice, fun recipe. Make sure you have all the ingredients and equipment like sharp knives if you need them. Clean you home (you do live alone don't you???). Get a bottle of wine.

When she arrives, you already have dinner cooking. Maybe she can help chop some shif.
Offer her some wine. Soon you are eating and continuing with the same friendly banter that you had in the last meeting.

While she is eating and drinking, you can commence light touching, such as placing your hand on her leg or on her shoulder. If she looks uncomfortable just back off for a short time then return to touching after a few minutes.

Once the eating is over look for an opportunity to kiss her and then kiss her.

If she likes you she will kiss you back. Soon you will be groping with each other. After 10-15 minutes of heavy petting tell her to come with you into your bedroom. Then start having sex.

It's good if she orgasms. If you overstimulate your dick then just finish her off with your fingers.

After this encounter, you need to have sex with her at least 2 more times before she is your girlfriend.
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>>723880816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baoding_balls These? They're just used for hand exercises. My grandpa has them.

Asians don't like you touching shit in general. If you were looking at some other shiny shit they'd still stare.
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>>723880555
>>723880728
>>723880698
truth
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>>723873070
Dated an Asian girl for a few months. She was skinny and perky breasted with a hot tattoo and was doing some math bullshit at the university. I was an absolute bum with a drinking problem. Her parents hated me. I rode it out for what it was, and it didn't last. I am immensely surprised it happened at all.
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>>723881391

I think what I thought they were were called Ben Wa balls or something.

idk, I haven't thought of this since like 1994
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>>723881331
I'm 19. I live at home still.

Planning on moving out soon.

FML
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>>723881331
>If she hugs you back she will have sex with you.
actually sounds fairly accurate
tl;dr: FIND A GIRL WHO LIKES YOU BACK
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>>723881331
This is just basic dating advise.
women are women. it is still relatively good advise though.
Don't be a sperg. have some good social skills.
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>>723881652

Oh you're only 19. You should be targeting girls aged 16. Go to shitty community fairs and shopping centres. Look for pairs of girls hanging out together. Go for the plain looking ones. Yes, the plain looking ones. Their bodies may be incredible under their clothes, they just don't identify as being sexy. They are also not used to the attention. Just be friendly and smile. Don't make stupid complements but you can say stuff like "I noticed you standing here and wanted to meet you" if she seems confused about why you are talking to her. Be friendly and give a reason why you want her number, like it would be cool to get a soda together or something.... or to continue the conversation another time because you are busy and have to go.

The rest of the plan is basically the same except on the second date you don't invite her to your house you just take her somewhere you can be alone and make out with her after escalating from nonthreatening touching like legs or shoulders. Just keep meeting her for make out sessions and she'll probably tell you she wants to be your girlfriend. Use your imagination and plan a situation where you could have sex.
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>>723882445
>targeting girls aged 16
...
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>>723873070
Date Filipinos
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>>723882792
16 year olds are fine if you are 19. Totally fine.
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>>723882894
Filps are like latinas tbh but without the perks of a Latina and all the down sides of one.
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>>723882792
They're legal in my state, to be f
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>>723873555
You shouldn't own that, it shows you have 0 real life experience
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>>723883054
What are the downsides that they have? I find they're easy but they lie a lot.
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>>723883329
Loud angry controlling shallow
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>>723883232
Hm? What do you mean?
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>>723883054
Fucking KEK
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>>723874563
never been out of asia chad ?

>hookers wont even sleep with brown people here
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Yeah filps while some can be pretty hot they're the least desirable
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>>723874563
I love that show. Seen every episode multiple times. I've wanted to fuck Connie since I was younger than her,
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>>723882445
can confirm most hs girls have no standards
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>>723883474
kek. Too true. And they talk like chickens. Really annoying!
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i make 40k a year, not that much tbh, im 24 years old and they throw themselves at me. im hispanic btw. im pretty good looking. but in all honestly asian girls dont like being fetishized. thats probably why you cant get any, either that or you have a penis the size of an asian.
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>>723883963
Filps or latinas? Kek
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>>723874241
Asians are racist on that they loathe everyone who isn't from their country.

Except if you're say, a successful white man, then you'll get all the pussy you want in Japan
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>>723883993
Asian women are into Hispanics? I guess it depends on the region
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>>723873070
Black and white

Bro you should have a problem. Asian girls are like any other girl just focus and impress a girl u like. I'm sure you can figure it out.
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>>723884114
Flips. Loud chicken talk. That used to drive me nuts with Flip gfs.
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I'm dating an asian girl and had to peak in here. Jesus christ the cringe. OP sounds like one of those guys that wants to check asian off some fuck list. Most decent asian girls will see that shit from a mile away because they're used to it. When my girl goes to a club she has at least 4-5 guys walk up to her with a pick line that eventually goes to, "I've always wanted to be with an asian". She's attractive, but even the ugliest asian girls will have 1-2 fetishists walk up to them.

Just be a normal guy and don't fuck girls because you think they're "submissive" or "tight", or because you haven't tried a particular race yet. Ask yourself, why do I want to fuck an asian girl? Why do I have a preference? If it's based around a stereotype or some anime bullshit, you're retarded are gonna fail 99% of the time in the US. Those are myths for the most part, especially if you're dating an asian girl that grew up in the states. FOBs are very racist, judgmental, and very appearance-oriented. It's all about status and how you come off. If that's your thing just get rich and have a good car and enjoy your trophy wife.

The most racism you'll encounter is from asian guys who see you dating a hot asian girl. I can see their frustration tbh. Asian men already have a hard time getting laid because of false stereotypes, but here comes whitey and takes their "people". It leads to issues, especially because asians love to live in tight-knit communities.

Final tip: If I can read your comment and figure out you've got yellow fever, a smart asian girl can tell within 2 minutes of you opening your big dumb mouth.
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>>723884237
Shouldn't *
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>>723873070
>Join army
>Become payor missile operator
>Get shipped to Korea
>The rest handles itself
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>>723873555

>has worse power to weight ratio than the 86

That car is a massive disappointment.
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>>723884195
And in the Philippines if you like slumming it.
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>>723884209
Ive been to california, go on tinder, get matched with straight asians. Go to virginia, go on tinder, matched with asians and whites, in maryland, go on tinder, matched with asians as well.They find me attractive, i got a good personality, and i dont fethisize them, i dont bring their race into any conversation, or say i have a thing for asians, the second you do, your chances go slim. Im tatted all over my body too, they love that too. I also came in a lot of white girls mouth. Bitches love hispanic dudes cuz we sexually agressive and full of culture, something you little white boys lack.
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>>723884209Ive been to california, go on tinder, get matched with straight asians. Go to virginia, go on tinder, matched with asians and whites, in maryland, go on tinder, matched with asians as well.They find me attractive, i got a good personality, and i dont fethisize them, i dont bring their race into any conversation, or say i have a thing for asians, the second you do, your chances go slim. Im tatted all over my body too, they love that too. I also came in a lot of white girls mouth. Bitches love hispanic dudes cuz we sexually agressive and full of culture, something you little white boys lack.
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Currently dating a Filipino girl who was born in America. I'm white engineering college student and her parents absolutely love me, more than they like her which is pretty funny. Totally against us doing it tho, but it's not hard to find a way.
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Half black half white anon checking in. My wife is Indonesian and I dated several other Asian girls (and most other races as well along the way).

The last thing you want to do is come off as a fetishist. Don't just date Asian girls or come off as desperately seeking an Asian girl. That's the biggest stereotype Asian girls have about Americans and it turns them off. Just approach them normally like you would any other girl and don't say a goddamn word about their race.

Also stop with that nigger shit of trying to drive a nice car. With some exceptions, Asians value frugality and expensive cars are literally the biggest way to waste money in existence.

My Asian exes and my wife were far more attracted to my high-paying job and my substantial investment holdings than my car. Invest in your future man, not a fucking money pit of a car.
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>>723879443
filipinos are definitely one of the horniest asians
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>>723884356
pretty true stuff
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>>723884743
They love white people but that's because they think you're rich. Just be careful you don't wind up providing for her 10 siblings 50 cousins aunts and uncles etc.
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>>723884356
>>723884850
>>723884612
Solid advice from these anons. If Asian girls are your fetish, keep it a fucking secret mate.
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>>723873070
Asian girls don't like half nigs,
Even if they have a lot of money
Asian hookers have a caste system where the light skinned QTs are the most valued and only go with whites ,
Rich Chinese , Japanese and koreans
Only the lowest of the low(ugly fat dark skinned A.I.D.S infested ones) go with nigs
Worst thing is to be a Indian poo in loo over here,
Even some of the A.I.D.S hookers turn them down and most of the time they have to pay double price
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>>723884356
You sound angry.

I like the culture and I find them attractive. I'm just using 4Chan lingo that makes me seem like a fetishist.

I am wealthy. I have a pretty nice car.

I've fucked them before but I haven't been able to lately and don't know what I'm doing wrong. Jut asked for advice. Calm down, m8
>>
if you really really want an asian girl,
keep in mind that they're human beings
just like you. make it about their race, they'll
feel objectified. they want a 2 way relationship
were they'll feel like an individual, not just a
1 dimensional sexual object. also, stop being
a faggot op.
>>
>black
thats why
>>
They're sex drives deteriorate as they age though, by 40 she won't put out any more
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>>723885171
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>>723884970
Nah, she hates her family ;)
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>>723885057

What culture? There's like 30 different cultures. You're a man with yellow fever in denial. Keep that shit buried deeeep down low. Pretend they're white girls, a few months in you can crack a few asian jokes.
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>>723884850
To be fair, I'm pretty frugal and smart money wise with everything else. Cars are just my passion. I have a nice investment portfolio. Mainly in real estate.

I remember being a cringe fuck and talking about race at age like, 14. I learned my lesson fast.
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>>723885057
>I am wealthy. I have a pretty nice car.
Fuck your car. Stop it with that shit. That's literally what we call nigger rich.
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All these "muh masterrace" idiots.

Lmao

American Asian girls are the biggest fucking liberals in the country. They don't care about race.

FOB ones, do.
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>>723885538
not true

asian girls only want white guys and rarely other asian guys

they will never even consider a nigger
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>>723885431
I was responding to the "if that's your thing, get rich, have a nice car, and enjoy your trophy wife" thing.
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>>723885538

Yup. UNLESS they grew up in crazy tight-knit asian communities and hang out with other asians, then you can have some racism sprinkled in.
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>>723885635
Weird considering I've fucked quite a few.

Keep living in the 50s tho, bruh
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>>723885635
They want white guys cause they fetishize them just as some men fetishize Asian women
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>>723885719
True. It's dying off, though.
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>>723885387
Will do!
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>>723878482

Naw, he could probably convince them he's Spanish or something looking like that.
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>>723885773
Keep telling yourself that, you masterrace neckbeard.
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>>723885728

I don't know of many who have, mostly "meh" looking ones or some with huge insecurities.

I hang with a lot of asians and that's a big nono even in asian americans. It's very looked down upon.

Maybe in a few years, but now it's a no go.
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>>723885635
LOL you fucking moron. I live in Seattle and a walk down any street will disprove this racist bullshit immediately. Go back to cow tipping you redneck. I doubt you've ever even seen an Asian except the family that runs your town's one Chinese/Thai/Sushi restaurant.
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>>723885948
Insecure girls are the best
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>>723885963
Why you mad? wh-wh-why you mad? Relax, it's a fucking fact that MOST asian women will not fuck a black guy, and by most I'd say 95%+. You're swimming in that 5% slim-pickins water my man.
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>>723873555
What gen M3? And might i suggest an e46. In my opinion it was the last decent BMW model made (and a hell of a good one at that; they don't look too bad with a cheap body kit).
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>>723886145
You're delusional, bro.

Nobody gives a fuck anymore
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>>723886271

okay mang
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>>723886192
I was thinking a new one. F80, I believe. M3 or M4. Probably m3 because it's more practical
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>>723877908
it's obvious from a trillion miles away that you try very hard to look white
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>>723885963
im asian you stupid faggot

the only asians youre fucking are half breeds and indians what i like to call BROWN ASIANS which are fucking disgusting
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>>723877843
id fuck you.
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>>723886145
>5% of 1 billion
>50 million
>slim-pickins
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>>723877843
>>723887238
oh wait i just found out you're a girl nvm.
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>>723887020
I don't even try, really. It just comes natural.

The hair was to cover up a fuckup and I ended up keeping it
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>>723874514
where do i find FOB ho's?
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>>723873070
>I'm half black
That's your problem. Asian girls like WHITE cock.
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>>723887448
FOB asians will never fuck blacks
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>>723887463
Keep thinking that
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>>723887548
I know it for a fact, I dated plenty of them before I married one.
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>>723887448
Remittance centres.
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>>723887515
nor should they, nor should anyone, they smell and OP is axing why he cant get one its because niggers smell thags why and gooks know this

proverbial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY
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>>723887643
im in the wrong city I guess yal nigahs n like major cities I assume?
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>>723887691
Toronto here.
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>>723887818
yup im in oregon not portland , total shit state
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>>723887626
Kek

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/do-asian-girls-like-black-guys.454176387/
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>>723887883
Ah right. Not much chance of meeting a FOB there. Here they're everywhere and they can be pretty friendly too.
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>>723887651
Smell like shit

Lol
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>>723888149
ya im here for work cant wait to leave hate it here , no action ,
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