i like to draw autistic shit on paint, just request a drawing

A starcraft 2 probe

draw the meaning of life

>>723866336
Draw Jaden Smith sitting in a lotus position levitating by farting saying
>how can levitation be true if farts don't exist?

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>>723866527

>>723866336
I would like a monkey peeling a shrimp under a palm tree.

>>723867398
Thanks op! ^.^

Saved

an overly buff black man riding a turtle on a rainbow.

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>>723866569

Donald Trump Pepe ass fucking Hillary Clinton

>>723866336
Could you draw Mike Tyson beating Gary Busey with a horse dildo in hell, please?

>>723869422
Random =/= Funny

>>723868957
lol saved

>>723866336
Princess Jasmine with a hotdog in her moist anus hole.

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>>723867126

>>723870137
A starcraft 2 zealot except the energy blades are energy dicks

>>723866336
A small Syrian village getting cluster bombed by a bald eagle.

a nazi smoking mp3 files

>>723870137
kek thank you based OP

>>723870137
Spot on.

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Posting your previous stuff, based OP.

>>723868868
OP I'm drawing this.

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>>723871028
>filename

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>>723870996
dat filename

>>723868957
Lmao dude you need to do this more often. Do you have a Facebook page where you post funny paint drawings like this? Kind of like Chris Simpsons Artist but not vulture. If you don't have one you should really consider making one. I want to see more

I'd like your version of Walter white, surprise me. Just something with walter white

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>>723870996
>filename

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>>723867819

>>723870996
thanks dude

>>723871089
godspeed OP

>>723866336
draw something that involves a nude female

Draw anime girl with American cartoon with a trump wall separating them or something similar to it

>>723871575
****kind of like Chris Simpsons Artist except it IS vulture, is what I meant to say. It would probably have to be a little less vulgure though so that you don't get zucc'd

>>723866336

Draw something that will put a tear in our eyes?

draw a chicken riding a frog trying to get across a river of potato chips and m&m logs

>>723872354
can we just have 1 thread where we can forget about the yank president please?

>>723872683
No.

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>>723866336
OP DRAW A COUPLE NIGGERS TONGUING MY ANUS WOULD YA? THANKS BOO BOO ;^) ;^*

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>>723868868
>>723872346
Not OP. But here.

Draw a body pillow that has come to life and proceeds to fuck its fat sweaty weeb owner in the ass

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pls draw

>>723873001
Beautiful

Nazis saluting a copy of Shrek 3

>>723866336
Can you draw a man in a gas mask and Adidas tracksuit doing a crab walk across across an apocalyptic wasteland.

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>>723873001
At a glance I thought it was Popo riding squirtle. Can't say I'm disappointed though.

>>723866336
You're a rare kind of genius. You deserve a gallery.

is OP kill

rip OP

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pls draw also

>>723873215
this

>>723873001
Hahaha, saved

draw bob marley high driving a truck trough a group of french people

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>>723873423

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>>723869422

>>723866336
can you draw a latino man and black man each holding an ar 15 and aiming it at a naked white sissy boy dressed up as a girl, preferably in a jungle, adam and eve type landscape

>>723872467
Trust me, you wouldn't get zuccd.

>>723874234
Thanks OP

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>>723873087

>>723873683
I'm taking this one 4 OP. But I'm slow.

>>723873339
thanks, much appreciated

>>723866336
Gordon Freeman from Half-Life

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A fake stock image of a Asian man eating salad while coding on a laptop in front of a lawyers office book shelf.

>can be a black man if you want to get memey

>>723873856
im sorry dad

>>723874793
thank

>>723874793
>filename
kek

>>723874856
please please please make a Facebook page I really want to see your drawings regularly

Please draw a jew faced sphinx getting cummed on by Ra the god

>>723875125
how about a somethingawful thread about ten years ago? do one of those

>>723866336
Moon Man with a ak-47

Draw a man about to eat a stinky vagoo

Alien ant farm singing smooth criminal at the wake of Michal Jackson with the crowd kinda grooving out with out being to disrespectful.

A man in a business suite flying through space on a surf board

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>>723875365
Voila.

>>723866336
This is the kind of quality I've been missing. Thank you op.

a redneck pick up truck hauling a cosco load, but the buck toothed man driving for got his hot dogs and an obese woman in a muu muuu is chasing him screeming "YALL FORGOT YOUR WIENER" and he is skeptical because he thought that he chased out the last gay in town.

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FLUFFIES PLEASE

>>723875905
I can't belive I saved this shitty fucking picture.

>>723875905
Oh jeez its clearly perfect

a four panel rage comic that runs in a recersive loop around trying to pick up a dime with no fingernails and you keep failing each time you get grip on the edge

Doom guy stumbling around drunk, but his helmet as a fish tank full of blood and guts.

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>>723873215

>>723876651
bump for more of this shitty gold.

>>723876383
People are not coming up with nearly absurdist ideas enough. Also overuse of sexual shit

Here's a more serious absurdist request:

An Indian guru on a mountain with his beard so long it coils it eventually reaching a babushka lady sweeping a smug Vladimir Putin's shedding chest hair off her front porch.

teenage mutant ninja turtles beating the shit out of a down syndrome kid holding a sonic the hedgehog toy.

>>723877210
That's retarded, you're retarded

the sate of Alabama get up and walking off America right into a trashcan full of shit.

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>>723877210
Fuck off m9

>>723875125
cant post the fb link here, idk why, im kind of a newfag. The fb page is named Autistic Drawing.

a pack of cool kidz riding razor scooters terrorizing a gang of mall walking grannys in red hats, smash mouth chanting, SMASH EM IN THE MOUTH! YOUR AN ALL STAR GET YOU GAME ON! and shriek and donkey are cheering him on. oh and there is a cinnabone in the backround.

a chinese man smoking a potato pipe while his friends, godzilla and a hurricane eat some dog shit cookies

>>723877642

Fuck yeah dude!! Just liked the page. All you have to do to get more likes is post some of your drawings around on other popular pages. Maybe make some reaction image drawings so that they can be somewhat related to whatever your commenting on. Just make sure you don't ASK/beg people to like the page, just post your drawings and if people like what they see they'll like the page.

>>723878032
oh boy, another op with talent getting told to leave 4chan to make memes and get popular.

a midget hulk trying to fight a pizza

>>723878161
Yeah but it looks like he deserves to be popular. He has some good shit. Well drawn and funny at the same time, I really hope it picks up and his page gets likes

a pizza full coverd in hair and it has pimples and stuff and it trying to hit on girls that are clearly to popular for him, all the while dripping spagetti sauce

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buddy of mine had a blog about a Trans Am driving, teen fucking time traveler and he would make shitty MS Paints to go along with the posts

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>>723878601

>>723878288
maybe. but getting likes is a crumby thing to strive for.

something awful used to run games like this... i remeber when...

>>723871575
>facebook page
>4chan

MHWHUMHWUMHUWMHUWHUAHWHAHHABWUMHWUAHAHWHAHWUWHAHAHHJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAMWHWHWMHWAAAAAAAAA

>>723878707
All I know is I like his stuff and I want a way of seeing more of it. Now there's a way of us all to see more of it

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>>723873683
Got sidetracked.

>>723877642
I have a little page called butthead that I don't actually use for posting things on. I use it to comment on other meme pages and to like memes without my friends or family seeing. I also use it to insult people in the comments sections of meme pages and to voice my opinion and shit like that and I have 200 likes from just doing that. So, if you do the same as well as posting your photos you have at least two ways of getting likes.

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>>723877298
here you go

>>723879010
wtf where's mine >>723875868 it's simple and should be easy to draw quickly

>>723879386
HeaH! SAVED FOR EVER!

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>>723870996
>filename

>>723879548
Not OP I draw what I want.

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bump

>>723879861
oh i thought you were op

>>723879386
saved and shared amoungst friends

draw a noob getting cummed on by a huge dick

how about a cellphone that is so hot it is buring up a guys face and he is running around trying to make one last important call, with some like kids with burnt fingers saying, just txt dude.

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>>723879548
here's ur drawin m8

>>723880675
awww fuck yeah thanks dood, saved

a robot with a detachable penis who is trying to decide witch dick he should were today.

what in the holy name of richard p. feynman is that man's left (our right) foot

draw giant tits on bicycles driveby-shooting at jews

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>>723874927
I belive I might have something already whipped up from YEARS ago before the magic of the source engine faded for me.

the pope riding side saddle on a house cat that is like only barely big enough to hold him, and a cardenel guy is saying how thats probly not a good idea, even tough his holyness specifically oreder to find the biggest cat of all time to specifically ride it around is giant marble tiled house. the cat is a calico, the cardnale is 68 years old.

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>>723878168

idubbbz eating a tomato

an anus as a black hole in space.

Just a painting Of bob Ross. No bullshit. Actually try to not make him look like a heroin addict.

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>>723871837

Draw a blonde haired blue eyed guy ruling the world

>>723883206
good thread op

Cam you draw me why my dad never came home

>>723874234
I lol'd

>>723879010
lol Bob Marley so high he became the truck

Draw a pepe battleship battling feels guy starship

>>723883206
Top tier thread op

Draw 2 autistic children trying to fuck while spongebob is jerking off