Just share them,this is a safe place.

Okay. This is really tough to tell y'all, but I'm 11, and I fap to your mom.

im a pedo

>>723861204
I have over 3TB of CP hidden in my computer.

>>723861204
I kissed a girl
(and I liked it)

I masturbate to rape stories. Im a 18 virgin girl hoping that one day I get kidnapped and raped for hours.

not today chris hansen.

>>723861400
same
and i dont use it
i go on google and search for new porn videos (legal)

>>723861204
I'm 27 and I still pick my nose and eat whatever I find.

>>723861529
ew that's gross!

I once fingered my sisters pussy while she was sleeping and it was the most adrenalin filled experience

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In kindergarten we had an activity where we would hold hands and sing along to the vinyl on a record player(this was in 2002 or 2003). There was a black girl standing next to me and I held her hand. I felt disgusted and my hands became sweaty. Once we were done singing to the dumbass song I broke our hand holding and rubbed my hand on my pants. I felt really bad and no one had ever taught me to feel like that toward black people.

>>723861503
Yup, pretty much me.

The only reason why i dont delete it is because it was hard to get, but im not really interested on it anymore (im into Cougars and Cuckqueans now)

My ex recently called to tell me she's getting engaged. She asked if she could come over. We haven't stopped fucking for the past 2 weeks. I don't know, for some reason I feel bad about doing it...

I dumped my girlfriend to get back together with my ex

>>723861854
i just dont like the same porn, i like to watch new things

>>723861204
mooms frond fonger car

>>723861854
sometimes i feel bad about it.
i mean about being a pedo.
but i born this way and i cant change

I'm white.

>>723862783
I'm Puerto Rican

>>723861400
share plz

>>723861204
when i was 6 - 8 in mexico i saw my first porn i later tried to fuck the female dog my grandparent's had and tried to experiment with my female cousin that was 4 years older than me.

>>723863355
Does your name starts with "O" and you have told this story before? if so, i may know you.

>>723862783
>you want to be white

>>723863536
My name starts with "H" only a few friends know i tried to fuck a dog but not trying to fuck my cousin.

>>723861399

that's being normal on 4chan. I'm a pedo too

>>723861786
>d my sisters

age? did similar things to miy little cousin

>>723863781
Ah nevermind then.

I knew an Oscar who tried (and succeded) to fuck a dog.

I double dipped the chip.

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>>723861849

I had my step-son's arm broken for stealing my pot.

>>723863479
In what way is this bait?

>>723861204
Fkin hate my wife. She cheated on me but begs me not to divorce her. I took her back in. Now sex is arkward, rare, and she dosent give any effort in luring me for it. Fuck if I could just fucking divorce her already. But those goddamn tits, and the life I build cost me too much than to simply walk away.

>>723861786
last December break in mexico i fondled my 20 yr old cousin in her sleep i came so hard next to her. She woke up 2 min later i don't know if she knew what i was doing to her and liked it or if she literally just woken up there

>>723864066
Wtf, that's not what I posted
I don't even have that picture
MOOOOOOOOT

I consider myself a huge failure. I have every advantage that anyone could ask for and I continue to squander and waste my life away. I have no idea why. I'm pretty sure I'm just a fuck up in every possible way

>>723864550
Lmfao I was confused

I stole one pound of beef jerky from a convenience store years ago. I don't know if anyone will find this interesting or not but its all I can think of at the moment. Reply if you'd like to hear any details of this awesome caper.

>>723864855
Was it in Oklahoma?

>>723864923
Texas

I'm a 14 year old girl and my only sexual encounters have been with older men (not family members). Everyone in my social circle thinks I'm a normal virgin girl, but I have literally fucked over 20 guys so far.

>>723865005
sure you have dave

>>723864981
Why did you steal a pound of beef jerky?

>>723865148
I was hungry

>>723861204
I used to kill small animals when I was in my teens, I remember using sissors to pry open a rats mouth until his jaw broke.

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>>723864550
no refunds faggot

>>723865148
Because I like beef jerky lol.

>>723865193
This is the wrong person but he's smart and yes because I was hungry fucking duh what did the other person think that I was bootlegging this shit or what.

>>723865204
Care to tell the adult secrets of your killing spree?

My then ten year old niece was visiting her grandparents, my parents. Her panties were there on a floor and I just took them. I had them for few months and I got rid of them. No-one have said anything but I think everyone in my family thinks I am pervert.

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>>723861204
When I was a youngling I was open to the world. Used to experiment with this other dude, he usually bottomed. One time I let him fuck me in the ass. As he was fucking me (doggy) I was beating off and I came soo hard onto his floor. Once he came in my ass I nutted again on his floor. I have never experienced such a great fuck since and prolly never will. Also, I haven't taken it in the assignment since [10 yrs] but still think of it.

There you go. That is my secret

>tl:dr I might be gay >>723861319

>>723861204

I got a woman pregnant who was 22 years older than me. I was 17 and we had been fucking for 3 months. She was my boss at work. She didn't tell me until she was 2 months along. She ended up having the child with her husband. I have a 8 year old son who doesn't even know me.

when i was in high school I made coffee+cupcakes with water that I exposed to well meters that I found in Junk yards.

I gave it to all the girls that said they wanted to be just friends.

>>723865426
Well if you would have taken assignments after 10 years old you might would able to fucking write better.

I love rape videos, but they are difficult to find. I could'nt rape anyone and I know that because even when I play with my girlfriend holding her I feel bad that I'm hurting her.. The thoughts of me hurting and traumatizing some girl forever makes me bad... But I feel excited to see rape videos.. And then I feel bad after I cum... Until my next jerk

>>723865639
WE have no fucking clue what you just said.

>>723865348
Why didn't you give me any?

>>723865756
I guess you weren't around or I would have shared.

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>>723865642
"OOOH obviously you weren't tak8ng assignments"
STFU you God damned autist. Obviously that is my phone auto correcting the word "ass"

Thanks shitfuck

>>723861204
I systematically filmed and reported on opponent practices from 2001-2006 for the New England Patriots.

I can tell you without hesitation that my Pats used this kind of advantage this entire millennium.

Fuck you, Goodell, you will never catch us.

>>723865993
Was it a small convenience store or large? If large was it Bucees?

>>723866044
Checked and yes we know. I guess the joke blew over your head unlike cum.

>>723865746
well meters in my country can cause radiation poisoning as well as arsenic poisoning.

Its not lethal short term but long term it may cause cancer or and inability to reproduce. The effects and symptoms dont show up until 2-5 years later.

I exposed the water 8 hours at a time so I dont know how much of the water absorbed but i do know that it does cause damage.

One of the girls I keep in touch has uterus cancer.

>>723861413
It's not rape if you like it

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>>723866127
No and never heard of it. What kind of convenience store looks like this?

>>723866375
Got ya except wtf is a well meter? I googled it and doesn't line up with what you're talking about.

>>723861204
If I were dumber, i would probably have already and killled a lot of women (But I also know that I would get arrested)

>>723865601
radical bro!

>>723866189
Good one. You got me guud

The funny thing is that I've accepted what I dun did as a kiddo

Unfortunately you're crackhead mother still can't get over the fact that you're 27 and still living with her. Begging her for gas money and complaining to her how "women just don't like real men".

Send the jokes my way, but I don't lay awake in my bed at night wondering if anyone truly gives a shit about me like you do

>>723864315
She is probably spending all of your money behind your back for her lovers

>>723866686
That's not a secret. We here at the fbi don't charge for thought crimes just yet. Please tell something you have done. Examples would be maybe something illegal you have done.

>>723865403
I'll talk about the rat if you're interested

I use Microsoft edge

I sometimes fap and think about women I'm infatuated with, it helps me to get over the infatuation and think with the right head.

I'm into light femdom. I've recently really started liking light femdom, not pain or extreme degradation, just light femdom. Nothing makes me happier than light femdom.

I want to be a cop or in law enforcement. I'm working on a long term career in law enforcement.

I feel very conflicted because law enforcement are supposed to protect and serve and be in charge like an authority figure, but femdom is like the complete opposite.

>>723867069
Fuck dude, we didn't need to here that.

>>723867046
No. I'm more interested in serious matters and preferably something done as an adult.

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>>723861204
Sometimes…. I'll put my hands under the covers at night and touch my peepee.

I don't brush my teeth.

>>723867474
Pic?

>>723867259
I haven't really done anything as an adult. I'm training for my CDL lisense. I don't drink, never smoked, just was a really edgy teen

>>723866677
I dont know exactly how it works but the people here combine well meters with old smart meters or something and that somehow exposed the well meter to both arsenic and radiation.

The arsenic comes from the wells that have it either naturally or have run off from pollution. The construction companies just throw away the meters when they are done.

i dont know if its the arsenic or radiation but it does hurt you. One idiot in my town wore a well meter around his neck for some reason and he just fell over and died while drinking at a bar.

>>723867433
fucking degenerate

i have enough to ruin some of them, but not all of them. SOON. :3

>>723867670
otr trucking is a job that attracts lots of serious killers. We will be watching you.

FBI crime prevention unit.

>>723867877
>pretending to be a FBI agent on /b/

>>723867877
Meant serial and damn I hate when my signature gets used here, Anyone know how to block it on this site?

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>>723867527
jesus fucking christ I look like a neanderthal

>>723868000
Nice trips. Are you real fbi. Some how I think you are.

>>723868037
Not bad. Mine look worse and no I'm not posting a pic.

>>723868017
Cringe.

>>723867877

you know what's funny? the fbi violates the 4th amendment all the time and no one is holding them accountable. the nsa metadata collection program didn't stop a single terrorist so what makes you think the fbi is using their surveillance for good? gonna be a huge scandal thanks to the intercept.

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For about a year now I've started sIeeping in restraints off and on at night, more frequently lately. Sometimes self-applied sometimes not.

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I would definitely rape a girl if I were in a position to get away with it easily. The idea doesn't bother me at all. I couldn't care less how it affects the victim. Hell, I'd probably just kill her after if I could likewise get away with it.

>>723868750
Never heard of this shit. It's fucking weird and I don't understand it. Cool secret /b/ro

>>723868890
Why don't you see women as humans and or have any basic respect for them?

>>723868890
My ex would welcome it.

I once walked in on my best friends 13 year old sister and then a few weeks later we started chatting on facebook. Haven't messaged her in a few weeks now though. im 17 btw. Now im afraid all her friends know(which im sure they probably do), because we both go to the same school, shes in her first year im in my last.

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>>723868897
Ya I agree it is very weird but it's lost its shock value so I don't think much of it!

do you guys remember the anon who kept stealing his daughters private lewds, re-enacted them in her room wearing her clothes, and uploaded them side by side to the internet?

thats a good secret. I wonder what happened to that guy.

>>723869298
13 and 17 age difference aint shit. I wouldn't worry about it.

The only wet dream I've ever had was about my mom.
I regularly fantasize about my gf's best friend and would probably leave for her if I knew it was a sure thing.
I used to jerk off while thinking about my brother.
I used to wipe my ass standing up.
I stole the aux cable in my car from walmart and actually feel bad about it instead of not giving a shit.
I've always wanted to experiment with a guy (I like girls but I've always been curious).
I drink an obscene amount while alone (more volume and frequently than anyone knows).
I used to steal weed and small amounts of money from friends.
I tried to have an affair on an ex once but she realized before anything happened.
I let the same ex put a dildo in my ass once. Not pleasant, but interesting.
I tried it again sober and found out that actually it is super unpleasant I have no idea how gay bottoms do that without being super drunk.
I called cps on my ex to try and get her kid taken away (don't know what came of it).
I attempted suicide twice but deep down I know I was never really going to go through with it, it was mostly for attention or whatever.
I still had sex with my ex one more time after she told me she cheated on me with her ex the previous week.
I've had sex with a girl in front of her 3 year old daughter.

>>723870352
you win

>>723870654
Ty. I guess.

>>723861204
ive been married to the same girl i was dating in the last year of college. im 34 now. she convinced me to move out of state to where her parents live in this shit small nothing around town.
ive been bangin every girl in this town ever since i got here but its cool my secrets safe.
turns out nobody likes my wife here and most people find it funny. the whole town knows

>>723861204
I used to think that beating my self off meant slapping my dick against my belly

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I like busting scammers online

>>723863900
24, such a fat pussy. I do it once in a blue.

>>723870352
Cont.
I had an ex whose mom had a lot of health problems and I would wait till she was asleep and steal her pills to get high.
I was the kind of little kid who cries a lot and it made me realize that I could get my way so between 16-19 I would sometimes make myself start tearing up or even full on cry to manipulate my gf or parents into fulfilling whatever it was I wanted.
An ex sent me nudes once and I deleted them because I thought it would be irresponsible to keep or share them.
I wish I could tell my gf I think she only has a 5/10 body.
I sometimes want to kill animals to relieve stress and often while petting the cat think about choking it or drowning it.
I almost never jerk off with my hand, I typically bundle up my blanket and grind on it.

I'll try to think of more

>>723871360
i use to make fake ads saying i have a free trampoline, great shape. id put someones number i know. their phone would be lit up for days

Twinkle twinkle little star is the same as the ABC song

Im currently dating 2 women at the same time, also i had sex with one of their best friends.

Im playing with fire and i feel like its gonna crash and burn. But im not gonna stop.

>>723872908
it will then just move on to the next one

I raped a girl in her ass while she was sleeping

>>723872826
Get the fuck out! My whole world is upside down.

>>723873706
Get rekt pleb

My life is a lie. I have a decent office job in a big company. My wife and friends thinks I am a left-winged liberal just as they are. I always repeating thinks they like to hear when we have conversations.”Yeah, Trumps is a facist” and so on.
In reality I have am the biggest racist, and have a huge fascination of Hitler.

>>723865204
Interested. What else would you do?

as a sub male, I'm into sissification

I used to live in an apartment next to an alleyway, it had a two windows that pretty much looked onto the identical brick building beside it. One afternoon there were a bunch of noises in the alleyway, it turned out to be a cat or something rooting around in the trash cans. Before I stuck my head back in I noticed that there was enough of an angle to see down into the second floor apartment's window which was obviously a bedroom. That particular afternoon I witnessed in full glory a girl annihilating her snatch pleasuring herself to not one, not two, not even three but four orgasms each looking more boneshakeingly intense than the last. At this point I'd blown one load already, had just raised up to bust a second when she got up.

This would go on happening for about 6 months until I moved out her record orgasms in a session of me watching her was 7. I thought that was pretty impressive.

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>>723874245
Join us at pol, you need redpills to sruvive

>>723867046
Tell us about the rat.

>>723861413
Take a vacation to Germany.

when I was teaching middle/high school in my early 20's I fucked two students

>>723865426
Yeah 100% gay.

>>723874881
gay special-ed teacher detected

regularly steal panties from our dorm's laundry room and fap with them
i have a collection

>>723874952
straight, one 13 and one 16 girl

Sometimes I look after this 97 year old man (ww2 vet at that) who isn't capable of doing much for himself. He's completely incontinent and can't tell when or if he has pissed or shit himself so I have to check and change his diaper every 2-3 hours. But I dont like doing that. So I'll generally just let him soak in his own piss for 6-8 hours before I change him. By that time his skin is all spongy and odd looking. When I push to turn him on his side my fingers leave little indents in his weird squishy skin.

>>723875056
16 yo graduated that year, was really smart and mature for her age- def not special needs

>>723874325
didnt go down and join her
pussy

>>723874245
Winrar!

>>723875269
nah, just watched - I heard them coming out of an apartment one day and the family was talking about how proud they were that she was going to junior high next year

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I hate most of my friends and don't really trust or really like anyone asides my dad and my little brother (he's 10,im 23). I feel as though everyone has an agenda or something they want from me so Im always looking for betrayal from people. Everyone thinks I'm super confident and manly but im not. I used to think of myself as so low id only get off to cuck porn.

When I was a kid my mum used to take any frustrations of her life and all her anxiety out on me by belittling me and yelling at me. She does the same to my little brother and hits him sometimes (nowhere near as bad as when I was a kid) and I feel as though sooner or later im going to snap and break her nose. I can't help how much I despise her and despite the fact that I tell people I love her, I really dont. I try and be nice to her, I really do, but everything she does pisses me off. I cant stand when she touches me or talks to me and ive tried to be calm like I am around everyone but I have no self control. When my brother was born things got worse for me but I love that kid with all my heart.

I honestly dont give a shit about her or if she dies asides the fact that it'll hurt my dad and brother.

Got a lot on my mind today so pt 1/2

>>723869309 nice webbed toes

>>723866857
>self projecting
poor anon has a crackmommy
not even the anon your arguing with either

for most of the girls i know, i get a crush instead, im fucking sick

>>723861849
You still hate niggers today or no?

>>723862725
Oddly psychiatrists would agree with you, its fucked how we dont try to mitigate that as a society.

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I'm 36 and I've never had an actual wet dream in my life. Probably because I fap a lot.

Nice try FBI

>>723868234
faggot post pic

>>723862725
>>723875797

its problematic in a lot of ways. Gays are accepted for being born of a different sexual orientation, so why is pedophilia treated any differently? I know if somebody acts as a pedophile, it will harm a child, whereas with a homsexual man it will harm nobody - but just as homosexuals are not treated as criminals, pedophiles should not be either.

>>723864654
Me.
Maybe we just need to get off our fucking asses.
I'm reading a book called the power of habit. It starts telling you about how they were studying people who managed to turned their life around and what are the keys, etc.
You should yarr it off the net and give it a read. So far it looks promising.

>>723865348
People are stealing meat to buy heroin nowadays.
It's easy to hide, increasingly expensive, and has no alarm on it.

Made out with my brother's fiance few days ago, even massaged her feet and almost ended up getting a footjob.

I had a guy suck my dick once but I'm not sexually attracted to men. Am I gay?

>>723866044
I thought assignment was a new slang for ass

>>723866917
She did. and I knew. Fuck that guy was a kid with no job as well. Smh. The fuck was she gona do leaving me for him. Live in a box.
Fker even wet his pants before even I could do anything. Fucking pathetic. Not pathetic as I still being with that cunt

I always liked feet. I used to fap holding my cousin's foot while she was sleeping. And btw I was 16 to 17 and she was about 6 or 7. Some of the best faps of my life. Never got nothing like that as adult. I steel can feel her tiny and soft foot in my hand. No regrets at all.

I jack it to scat porn

>>723875549
Pt 2/2.

Dad is 61 next week and I have nothing to show for my life. No degree, no wife, no kids etc. I know it's early and I've had a rough couple of years (suicidal ex and a bunch of other childhood stuff) and have only gotten my shit together in the last few months. But I still feel worthless and all I want is to feel closer to him. I didn't really get a chance to when I was a kid because dad was always trying to get away from my mum and he had to work. Im trying now but I dont know how long I have left. I yearn for the day that I get to see him look at me with a glow that tells me he's proud of me. He's said it before but I feel like he didn't mean it, I mean why would he? I wish we'd talk about something other than just general stuff and I wish I could communicate how I feel to him but I dont know enough of my mother tongue and he doesnt know enough English.

Im scared shitless of the day he passes and I've tried for so long to just try and be ok with it but I know when it happens im going to have a major break down and I dont know if I can hold myself back from killing myself this time.

I wish I closer to my brother too but he's too young. And I feel this terrible burden because I know if I fuck up and dont make something out of myself he's not going to get the best out of life like the other kids.

And im so jealous of the fact that other kids grew up in families that had money and could afford toys and new clothes. I only ever got 3 bday presents all my life from my parents. I feel as though maybe if I had grown up like that id have a little more self worth.

>>723868037
Do you floss, or take any other dental hygiene measures?
How long are you into no-brush?

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Ex broke up with me. Older than me by a few years. See her daughter out at the club one night. Give her drugs and booze. End up fucking her at my place no condom. Months later ex tells me about her daughter and the abortion she had to pay for.
Daugher fucked better mom blew better.

>>723876115
Ehh look at whom youall elected to office. Not saying if im for or against but pointing out as a society we are more reactive to things than smartabout them.

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>>723861204
i dont go in relationship cause i scared of someone getting to know my vulnerability and using it to hurt me and now im so lonely & want to KMS

I really really want to fuck my sister

>>723868750
For what?

Once when my friend was passed out drunk i took the opportunity to lick her feet and play with her tits. I later stole a pair of her used panties

>>723877499
so your secret is youre not really gay like everyone thinks you are?

I recently discovered I'm trans, but I refuse to identify as such in any sort of real capacity because the trans community is very much primarily hypocritical and typical hyper liberal cancer that wants to force their opinions down everyone's throats. I feel like the word "cis" is just a coping mechanism used to make the trans snowflakes feel more normal. I think safe spaces and trigger warnings are retarded and counter productive. Additionally, I feel as though the trans community is expecting way too much way too fast. I mean, fuck, the gays just got marriage rights after hundreds of years. Why should the trans community skip over a century of struggling?

been fucking a friends mom (59) for a few years now

fucked my sister, but she didn't know it was me

>>723861400
Boi share that with me you gotta kik?

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

>>723861204
I'm suffering On the inside

>>723877804
Nice try shrill.

>>723861412
Did she have cherry chapstick?

>>723866123
How do you even land a gig like that? Not like the Pats can just put an ad on cl or ask random NFL cameramen. Genuinely curious how this played out.

I want to cheat on mt girlfriend but its really hard to find someone who's willing to :(

I burned the only pre-release copy of Battletoads for wii u

I sharted myself at Boy Scout camp

also, I'm a boy scout

>be 7 yo boy
>watch a lot of vhs porn because older brother
>have friend (boy)
>want to recreate what I see
>we suck each other's dicks
>weird taste in my mouth from dick
>try to put it in his ass while he plays with a monster truck toy
>never tell anyone
> mfw 20 years later

was fucking an older married co-worker on the side for a few years, and talked her into a few threesomes with friends. I started dating another woman, and was trying to make it work so I wasn’t fucking my married friend. I passed her number onto one of the guys that had fucked her and she was like no thanks, he then said he would tell her hubby of their encounters, and she started seeing him and some of his friends..she has been pissed at me since

I was fascinated as a kid by how living things could hold up to torture. Now I always go out of my way to help people. But I'm much of the same.

One thing is, I could easily kill a homeless person. By acting friendly instead, the local bums let me get close and see how they bide their time. Welding a dirtbike, frisbee, heroine.

Watching life will always be more fascinating than ending it.

>>723866476
..and you SWEAR you're from texas?

>>723861204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y

>>723861204
Im a member of an illegal asociation

>>723865204
did you wet the bed and had an head injury? need to complete the McDonald triad.

>>723879204

I used to dream of owning little tiny sheep, about the size of your opened hand, and then putting them into the garbage disposal when I was a kid

:) Cheer up, buttercup

>>723861503
Boi u gotta kik xD send that to me boi

>>723878299
Not even joking, my man. I make fun of trans people a lot (my sense of humor is trash), so I decided to figure out what triggers them the most and visited like 4 different major trans subreddits. Because of this research of sorts, I realized I was trans myself. I mean, I don't believe I'm a woman in a man's body or whatever bullshit, and I'm not uncomfortable having a penis, but I'd definitely rather have a female body. I mean, it has nothing to do with sex or anything like that, I just think I'd be happier to be considered cute or adorable. I'd always sort of repressed the feelings, as I do with literally every other emotion I have.

But, anyway, trans people hate the "I sexually identify as an apache attack helicopter" jokes. That's honestly the biggest one. Multiple front pages posts exist on the various trans subreddits discussing how tasteless and annoying they are.

>>723861413
Post your address. I'm sure someone from here would happily oblige you.

>>723879474
im all for rape and all but you know she is fat/ugly/nigger/??.. not worth the effort clearly

I kek all the way to the bank by taking advantage of the poor

i got fucked in the ass by an ugly shemale last week

im actually that guy >Heaven

I used to harass you all back when we had id's

I was 8 years old spent the night at my cousins house she was like 10 me and her were kinda close I normally sleep in their living room on the couch but this time she told me to stay in her room that night so i did and i fall asleep on the floor i later wake up to her sucking on my dick was very confused then but i let it happen never told anyone until now.

I think I'm a sociopath. I've never felt much for anyone and I don't really know if I'm in love with my gf. I'm horrible at showing I care about her but she's all I have. Just wish I could feel what others do.

>>723861204
I have killed 8 black men and their bodies are underneath my house. I'm currently plotting another murder, and will probably carry it out within the next week or so.

I fucked some guy in the ass by wearing a wig and a little bit of makeup last week

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol

>>723879437
im not sure that comes under trans, that just mean you like being vulnerable/submissive?.
really tho?, i didnt think the heli joke would actually trigger

>>723876975
dude, talk to your dad about your mom, stsnd up to your mom and go see a shrink, man up you are 23 ffs

>>723880022
so this was a couple years ago?

>>723878900
hot, got kik?

>>723880232
hot man, got kik?

>>723880155
:( why

I live with my gf and her autistic son, he drives me fucking nuts, and I constantly think about ways he could accidentaly die, and how much better my life would be...

>>723868286
we don't tell you when we stop things so you can pretend you're safe.

we literally stop attacks weekly.

but the country would descend into lawlessness if people realized how much we are actually targeted

>>723861413
hot , got kik??

>>723880519
hot, got kik?

>>723880519
christ

i only get off to my little sisters

>>723872826
hot, got kik?

I'm a girl, crushing on my 42 yr. Old english teach. We're 31 yrs apart.

>>723879228
Nambla?

>>723880612
Yeah... I know.

>>723880491
The first time was an accident. I was driving one night and hit him with my car, killing him instantly. I had previous convictions, so I hid the body. For some reason, the adrenaline this gave me was immense. So I decided to do it again. It's not a race thing, I'm mot racist. It's just that I figured I'd be able to kill black men and get away with it easier.

I'm an unironic mare/ewe fucker, I love it.

>>723864654
>>723876256
Totally with you guys. I started off promising, graduated top 10 of my high school class, got into a good college, but in the 5 years since haven't done shit with my life.
Still working shit part-time jobs for shit pay, constantly in and out of school for a pointless English degree, spending all my money on beer and drugs.
I just have no sense of direction. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Sometimes I wish someone else would just decide what I'll do with it so I can just focus on that and try to be happy. Sort of like when you graduate from one grade to another in high school and most of the next year's classes are already laid out for you. That's where I went off the rails: when I had to decide shit for myself.

>>723880519
That's pretty normal. I lived with an alcoholic through most of my teens and would constantly think of ways too kill him. Id hear him cough at night time and hoped he was having a heart attack; he'd go out sometimes and I'd hope he'd fallen over and died etc.

Sometimes when I fuck my gf I think about her little sister

>>723880865
taking someones entire life away, hurting so many people for years, for just a short rush... dude.. not cool

I watched my dad and brother rape my sister as a kid, my babysitters daughter molested me when I was 6. I was the first one to see that my dad had hung himself, but I was too afraid to do or say anything, so I hid in my room and cried. I did the same when my grandfather died. My family also doesn't know that I have one secret gun (a simple Mosin,) just in case I decide I want to kill myself.

>>723880777
So you're 11?

MOOOOOOOOODS!

>>723880777
the thing about older dudes, is theylle always b older than you, keep up the good, work.. see you in 6 yrs :P

>>723861399
I'm a hebe.

>>723881171
How can you even remember anything from 6 years old?

>>723865005
lol if this isn't the most obviously fake thing I've read all day.

>>723881236
Yes

>>723880865
Gay

I'm a Russian spy and in Trumps administration.

>>723881365
found the obese 40 year old man

>>723880777
If girl, post contact info

>>723881464
Fake and Gay

>>723880268
Not about vulnerability or being submissive, either. I recognize that, as a human, I have my flaws and I'm vulnerable either way. I sleep peacefully, and don't keep a guard up. I'm incredibly vulnerable as it. As far as being submissive is concerned, I can't see it. It doesn't fit with my beliefs. I fully believe in speaking out and nonconformity, and being in a position that compromises that seems dangerous to me.

It really does go further. The aura a woman carries just seems more desirable to me. I mean, being a dude is cool and all, but it's boring and typical. I don't know, it just seems like there's a lot more variety and passion in a woman.

But yea, they fucking hate the helicopter jokes. They feel like it's dismissive and just another way for us cis people to put them down. Of course, you have the occasional rational trans person that claims the joke is just overused and lost any sort of humor that it had, but even then, they'll claim it wasn't really all that funny to begin with.

i didn't cum for anyone on omegle tonight cuz my webcam died
pour one out for that beautiful piece of technological machinery that has captured hundreds of videos of me emptying my balls
a sad day

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I hate everyone in my family, my mother is disorganised, workaholic, has anxiety and can't take the blame for anything she does.

My dad is a lazy piece of shit who hit me when I was younger but once I grew taller and stronger than him he stopped and it basically devolved into him telling me how much of an idiot I am while simultaneously boasting with his friend about my achievements. He also can't take the blame for anything

My sister's probably the worst, she knows my mom is anxious and insecure so she exploits it with insults and request, like for example rn she is looking for a beach house to have a birthday party for which my mom is going to pay. She knows she can't do the same with dad so she ignores him and tries to make me her emotional support constantly saying her life wouldn't be the same without me and saying she would kill herself if anything happened to me, she says that at the same time she diminishes and insults me.

I hate this /b/ I just want to have a normal life and tbh I just want for all of them to die so I can inherit everything

I want my gf's 15yr sister so bad, that i come close to leaving the room when she comes over. Shes built like a horse, and the sexual drive of a man. She had sex for the first like a week ago, jus found out. If i dont nail her when shes 17 < ill rip my fucking hair out.

>>723869298
walked in on her doing what?

>>723862326
story?

>>723861412
>I kissed a girl
>(and I liked it)
Silvio Berlos Koni

Me and my gf are having a thing with another girl. We got into threesomes for the kink and never considered polyamory, but my gf really likes her, and I do too. She's a bit bitchy at times but it seems like she has her own mental problems to deal with (we do too). It's a shame she liver in another city, but we're going to visit her soon.

Really, I even started daydreaming that we were coming out to our family and even mentioned to my gf that my mom would like that girl

I have few friends I can trust with this and those don't seem to care much for it

>>723881625
I'm in a similar position. There are really only two people in my family who I love, and that's my mum and nan. Everyone else is so self absorbed and dumps all their problems onto my mum, because they know she'll help them.

>>723881711
been there
fucked that

doesn't end well

>>723881826
Don't worry anon, the Mormons will have their way soon, and we'll all be able to marry 18 different people.

>>723874325
did u record it?

Ever since I bought pornhub premium all the hot moms 1 mile away have lost interest in me. I miss them

>>723881826
you're livin the dream bruh. if you guys have a place of your own, absolutely have her come stay with you for a wile.. cmon man.. enjoy it wile you can.

>>723881890
I feel you, the only difference is I have no one

>>723881711
>waiting til she's 17
Do it now, pussy

>>723874325
you recorded this?

>>723881947
i know it wont.. but goddamn i want it. story?

>>723874881
how consensual?

>>723861204
There is this girl I like at my school.
She might still be on this sight so I won't say her name. I really, really like her, I think she likes me back, maybe, maybe not. Qt 8/10

>>723875056
green text story of each

>>723881625
>can't take blame for anything he/she does
If there's one general principle of life I've learned as an adult, it's that most people will go to great lengths to avoid admitting that they're ever wrong.

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My sister (13 at the time) and the whole family went camping, she wanted to sleep in my tent because my brothers always teased her, I was the nice one, she ended up convincing me (16) to let her suck me off, when we were home worked our way up to full blown sex every day.

>nice guys finally get laid
>mfw it was my sister and she's still the best I've ever had
>basically had sex with double digits

>>723864042
MODS!

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>>723865005
Btw i am fbi

>>723861849
I felt the same in my early days

>>723880519
pretty normal for people living with people w/ mental illnesses
ya gotta get away from him sometimes, jesus
also find shit to do that gets you out of the house

>>723877366
yeah right

>>723861849
Perfectly natural, anon. Niggers are a different species, and it's within acceptable limits to not want to associate with them in any way

My dad caught my mom and I going down on each other, but I'm not attracted to my dad. He keeps looking at me like he wants to fuck me. I hope he doesn't rape me.

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>>723882184
You know what's the worst thing, whenever there's a fight I'm always the one to stop it because no one will even attempt to, this household would've fallen apart years ago if it wasn't for me. Sometimes I feel I should just end it.

>>723882679
lol

>>723865639
So you handled rejections in HS by poisoning the girls who shot you down?

>>723881598
how often do you cum for femanons?

>>723882104
im 26.. gf would put me in jail if it ever got out :P i gots a plan, and im stickin to it :)

>>723882398
For real though. My dad used to give car rides to school for a bunch of the neighborhood kids, and our next door neighbor has this aspie 5 year old that screams at the top of his lungs when he doesn't get his way. One day it took his mom and my dad like 30 minutes to get the little fucker into the car and my dad was almost fired for being so late. The mom is fucking miserable and the dad saw that shit coming from like 3 lightyears away and got a job as a commercial trucker and spends like 5 days a month at home. This is why abortion needs to exist. The kid isn't even considered low functioning.

>>723882679
the only real post in this thread

>>723882922
By then she'll be stale and used up

>>723882679
are you m or f? can u green text the first time?

>>723882679
did u make each other cum?

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I have a sexual attraction to diplomas and certificates. I like to fuck diplomas and certificates.

>>723883102
lol maybe, but bruhh ill stick to having her icloud backups in the meantime :D

>>723883297
Story?

>>723882864
4/5 times a week
I mainly go after underage tho

>>723881598
since you're out of action, seems like a good time to start sharing past wins with us

>>723883487
what tags?

me and couple of friends fucked my cousin when she was 14. She was visiting for about a month over the summer, was fun month

>>723883117
>be me two months ago
>always been bi
>mom in her room crying
>dad was being an asshole- he yells at her for eating candy every night
>honestly, it's a gross amount of candy
>she's gaining weight
>on her bed with her
>kept saying/asking if she's fat
> "no, you're just thick. Most people prefer it."
>knows I'm bi, told her it's my preference
>she asked me to touch her thighs to see if they're too fat
> couldn't stop rubbing them
>she kept kissing me on the cheek too scared to kiss me on the mouth
>I finally kissed her mouth
Then the rest.

>>723883767
So your mom is a fucking beef goblin

When I was young I was on a family camping trip with a bunch of my cousins I didn't know and quickly made friends with one who was about a year younger than me. One day after playing a bit of toy golf because I was like 6 I saw my buddy run into his sisters tent while she was changing. I quickly told him to get out of there and we ended up running behind his mothers tent(didn't know it was hers at the time). I looked at him shocked and said what were you trying to do look at her vagina or something, little did I know his mom was also changing in her tent that we were behind and yelled what when she heard me. Later when we were all hanging out Around the fire his mom said that two hikers came behind her tent and she heard one of them say that they should go look at her pussy. She then while staring me in the eyes said and I think it was you, keep in mind this happened infront of all my close relatives even some who I hadn't met yet. Because I was just a scared little kid I couldn't defend myself and just sat there silently as all my relatives looked at me judging. My dad then took me away from the fire and gave me a very harsh scolding. Since then i haven't seen any of those relatives till this day but that event still haunts my sleep. I would post some more worse stuff but I think I'm just gonna sleep

>>723883956
that's rough.

>>723883618
lol yeah like I'm gonna give that information up
like someone telling you they can mine gold off their claim

>>723883937
Not really. She's 55, though. It's not the chubbiness that bothers me, it's the sagginess and stuff. The only reason why I do it is because it's "wrong."

>>723884272
Ahh, I see.

>>723884231

>what is trading

fuck you too then

>>723883767
green text the rest pls!

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>>723863781
We know it's you Hector, you are in big big trouble!

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>>723883434
I don't really know how it started, but all through my childhood and education any certificate I received, or that my siblings received, I'd take, hide, and masturbate with. I'm lay on top of the certificates, pressing my erect penis into them and humping down.

The stage I'm at now is difficult because I have no source of acquiring more certificates, so I'm trying to work out how to acquire more. If you have any questions I'm open to answering.

>>723885212
>ate her out
>she ate me out

>>723886125
c mon mud the more details than that... who licekd who first and how did that happen? what was her pussy like? was she good at it and who cummed?

>>723886342
She wasn't good at it. I am good at it. She's had three kids so it's not the best down there. It's brown. She doesn't get as wet as a young person.

>>723886342
She came.

>>723861399
>>723861400

reported. enjoy your ban.

I have fucked a horse.

>>723884547
ah yeh true dat
what you offerin that is going to let you get in the way of my magnificent hose in the face of a thirsty 11 year old?

I think transgender is bull shit but i would do anything to restart life as an average looking female

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So this happened last month

>Saw a lady with a long but tight denim skirt
>has a big butt
>Walking left side of the street away facing front
>I slowed by car as I got close to her
>grabbed her ass real good
>she never made a noise, her head went down in shame
>I go away as fast as I could
>then felt bad
>now I masturbate of what I did

>>723864042

did you want to start that war?

I feel really excited to the idea of watching my gf sucking another dick.

I don't know how to tell her because she's very conventional and I don't think she would do it, but I can't take it out of my mind.

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>>723861204
Everyone I love, never understands it, I am plain as day and speak it right to their face in all honesty how I feel about everything.

Noone can comprehend honesty.
And it hurts them.. but what hurts me, is being lied to and knowing/finding out eventually.. that is worse.

So can we all just fucking stab eachother instead of shake hands since thats all humans do is hurt eachother?

>>723889386
fucking cuck cancer smh tbh

>>723876703
Yes

I think I'm an asexual sociopath that only fills voids of emptiness with drugs, memes, and people I will never care for

>>723889548
I fucking live by these words bro. I'm exactly like this. Maybe gay is the way to go heheh.

>>723880320
We have. We tell her all the time but she refuses to listen. He knows as well. Ive seen a shrink too but I think this is just one of those things that takes a while to heal. Thanks for your concern though anon, I do appreciate it

i am the resident manager of apt building, and fuck tenants on the reg while my gf at work. i want to stop, but hooked.

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>>723886100
>>723883297
Is noone seeing this

I shared my wife on here a year ago and got reposted on reddit. The price kind of died off but got reposted recently and has over 80k views.

>>723890463
pretty pedestrian tbh fam. I used to cum on my schoolwork.

>>723876975
what language?

stick to the roid monkeys, inner city.

I have been shitting in the shower for the past 4 years. Saves on toliet paper and ass is always clean.

I'm pro zionist.

I want my gf to piss on my asshole.