Ask a blind guy on /b/ anything.

Prove you're blind.

>>723855667

I can tell you're a faggot without having to see you.

>>723855514
Where did you find this gif of a koala fucking a tree?

>>723856011

Text to speech says this is my yes reaction image. Pretty sure it's not a koala fucking a tree.

>>723856194
Why would you name a gif that?

>>723856321

Its a png. Plus I just asked my brother and he told me it's He-man smiling.

Give me a real question.

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What do you think of this hot chick?

>>723856194
Using text to speech?

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

>>723856718

My boner is huge.

I can't see it faggot.

Wat maakt je spraak programma hiervan?

>>723855514
how?

>>723856718
Damn is this even legal?

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>>723856777
nice trips you faggot

>>723856881

Nice.

>>723856928
Type a question and I'll try to answer it?

do you ever feel sorry for yourself because you are blind?

>>723856881
This said: what does your speech program make of this?

What did it say though?

>>723856194
>text to speech
which screenreader u using?

>>723855514
Can you see anything when you dream? Like rudimentary shapes or color?

>>723856194
well, your "yes reaction image" is a gif of a koala fucking a tree

>>723856427
Your brother lied

>>723855514
Were you born blind or blinded at some point in life? Is it actual full loss of sight or are you only "legally" blind

>>723855514

That means you listen to this shit on text to speech, right?

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>>723856194
Text to speech, you say?
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Here comes another chinese earthquake
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>>723857188
No
>>723857263
What does your speech program make of this?
>What did it say though

>>723857351
Microsoft Narrator

>>723857462
Visibly? Hard to describe to you seeing as I have no recollection of what these things are. I was born blind.

>>723858086
Born blind

>>723858239
I turn it off when it gets annoying.

>>723858790
>Microsoft Narrator
calling bullshit right here

>I was born blind.
what condition caused it?

>>723855514
So why are you on here? Just looking around.

>>723858933
>calling bullshit right here
k

>what condition caused it?
Just a defect, went to the doctor a few times when I was little to see if there was anything that could help.

Every now and then my dad will hit me up with something he found like some new heavenly glasses or whatever.

>>723859175

The stuff I hear on here is typically so out of place compared to what people actually say in the real world.

I should start a counter for the times I hear nigger.

John madden

how old are you?

>>723859198
>Just a defect
yeah and they all have technical fucking names you would remember because you've been asked it on a daily basis your whole life

as for microsoft narrator: never met a blind guy who didn't have at least a pirated copy of jaws/windoweyes/zoomtext. narrator is a largely-useless piece of shit that is incapable of being used for something as complex as browsing the web.

Football!

>>723859517
26

>>723859537
>yeah and they all have technical fucking names you would remember because you've been asked it on a daily basis your whole life
k faggot, I don't spend my days trying to research why. And no, typically if people ask me the "what happened" question, it ends when I tell them I was just born blind. Most people get all weird when the focus turns on my being blind.

Not that I'm saying its not a valid question, I just don't expect myself to know all teh technical terms.

>as for microsoft narrator: never met a blind guy who didn't have at least a pirated copy of jaws/windoweyes/zoomtext.
I just use whats on this laptop.

How do you know when your ass is cleanly wiped?

>>723855514
Idhfbtjwohd sid isn jeofhdb sidondbehw?

>>723855514
Can you describe the pic u posted?

>>723855514
Man. You can't see smiles. Damn.

>I wish I was blind

>>723859915

Can sort of feel it if its not near done being wiped.

Asshole will get itchy pretty fast a few minutes after.

>>723860004
Its a picture of Heman smiling

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>>723860111
witnessed

when you fap do you do anything else?

>>723860111
Ironically, I know what smiles are.

>tfw you have to put your hand on people's dirty faces to see if they are smiling

unreadable text

>>723860221
Do you do anything else when u fap?

How do you know when to stop wiping

>>723860221
>>723860285


I fap to the sounds of pornos if that's what you mean?

>>723860311
Finger smell and feel

What's your favorite band?

How did you get past the captcha

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looking at pic related is the cure for blindness

>>723858933
Now you're calling bullshit? The fact that he can multiquote doesn't tell you that already?

>>723860323
what kind of porn?
straight, lesbian, gay?

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>>723860188
same friendo

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>>723860366

>>723856011
>>723856777
>>723857188
>>723858933
>>723859844
>>723860111
>>723860188
>>723860233
>>723860311
>>723860366
>>723860388
This is now.a get thread

>>723860370

When I was 12 I liked Greenday. Prior to that, I didn't know any band names.

Now a days I guess Twenty One Pilots is one specifically I've been listening to? Mostly I just listen to just relaxing beat stuff.

>>723860388
There's an audio function

>>723860413
Aww thanks anon, I can see now.

>>723860485
Lesbian

>>723860618
how are you able to reply to multiple posts?

>>723860701
Your a retard

>>723860701
Just keep going down until there's nothing left to reply to and press post?

>>723855514
Listen, to who ever is translating for them, don't tell em I know they are lying

>>723860801
Is the program reading the post numbers or how is that working?

>>723860771
>>723860801
so you're telling me that you can reply to multiple posts with your eyes closed?

>>723860771
k

>>723860885
k

>>723860982
When it reads certain lines of stuff, I pretty much memorize that its at a new post. Skip to the end of the line then listen to the post and respond.

Repeat.

>>723860990
Yes

How did you solve the captcha

Do you take psychedelics?

Also, how did you discover 4chan and /b/?

>>723861239
No

Brother sat me down one day and showed me.

On that note this thread actually surprises me. Nothing near what I thought I'd of been asked.

>>723861361
DON'T IGNORE ME. How did you solve the damn captcha

>>723861441
I thought I answered this already

There is an audio function

How to did you get past the cspatcha

>>723861441
>>723861645
I just tried the audio mode and it's freaky as shit no thanks

>>723861645
So did you get laid? is it harde rfor you to find a woman?

>>723861645
Not Samefag >>723862092 but what's your favorite part of a woman, tits or ass?

If you had the chance to suddenly be able to see, but you loose your dick for it. Would you do it?

>>723862092
Yes, if its a one time stand typically never get a call back.

Also, I hate fat chicks.

>>723862256
Tits and ass

>>723862294
I'd keep my dick.

I have no recollection of seeing things, so I'm not missing anything by not being able to see. Sometimes by what people say, it feels like I'm better off not being able to see.

I will never get to see our if our president is really an orange.

Does your dick feel as big as other blind guy dicks?

>>723860423
multiquoting is a bit fiddly with a screenreader but is possible, OP just doesn't have a real screenreader

What would you do first of you ever attain eyesight?
Do you read books?
Do you work at a job and if you do, what do you do there? My work has a blind dude on their IT team, and he knows windows better than most people

>>723862507
haha that President thing makes me laugh ;) well yea tbh not beeing able to see things must make your life easier in those terms, i mean you'll never see a beautiful sunset or dawn, but tbh, the advantage not having to see the shit faced shitheads in politics, shitface shitpeople on the streets, and literall shit, must make things easier.

>>723855514
I'm sorry, what did you say? I can't hear you.

I have heard about blind people developing certain skills with Navigating through rooms with click noises similar to bats. Can you navigate through rooms when soundwaves beeing reflected from surfaces back to you?

>>723862559
About the same

>>723862728
I guess I'd look around? I'd want to see what my family and friends look like. Be cool to actually see what 4chan looks like for one.

Yes

I work as a bus driver.

No, I actually work writing live captions. At the moment, I'm trying to get an English degree. I wouldn't mind being a professor one day.

>>723863048
I don't really see it as one way or the other. I imagine people who could see at one point and then went blind have it hard.

>>723863172
Oh I'm sorry, you're a faggot is what I meant to say.

>>723858933
>Microsoft narrator
>2017 doesnt at least use synaptic

>>723855514
how did you know how to post that reaction image, and how did you write the captcha

>>723863499
What the fuck would you do if you are Blind and cant hear anymore aswell? wouldnt that thought horrifying for you?

seems bullshit to me
how did a blind guy get into 4chan?

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>>723863598
My brother has some reaction images saved in a folder. When he tells me there's a picture that's funny he'll save it for me and I'll give him the name.

>mfw people ask the captcha question
Audio function

>>723863889
If I was born deaf and blind? I guess if you're asking me what I think now of it? That would suck.

But, if you asked me that and I was deaf and blind (provided I could understand the question), I suppose I would have the same out look on it as I do just being blind?

>>723864019
I decided I wanted to lower my IQ and voila

>>723864305
OKay i had my share of questions, i wish you a good night.