I've got 15 minutes to kill. Best pick up line wins?

I'd super like you sucking my cock.

>>723852965
>hey babe. you want some cock? me too.

>>723852965
What's happening, hot stuff? Meet up for anal?

>>723853066
Dubs says so

you into facial?

Wanna go out for pizza and fuck?
>No!
What's wrong with pizza?

>>723853156
Can't disobey the dubs

Hey bitch, ready for trips?

i love that red lipstick. It would look great around my cock

I really, really, really like your face.

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>>723853066

>>723852965
super like? more like you look super fine! ayyy
...can we fuck now?

>>723853402
/thread

Can I put my Willy in your front butt

>>723853402
post replies

she will ignore. Rip thread

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Guess I'm just posting dubs now

You know where the weight room is? I want my asshole torn apart by body builder with a 24inch penis.

>>723853589
this killed everything, or there is a 5% chance of instant profit

>>723853654
tell her a friend wrote that shit

>>723853654
suck me with those lips

>>723852965
im into golden shower. You fine with that?

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>>723853691
But was there actually any chance to profit?

And Kill Yourself.
I Rape Children.
and last but not least,
come here so I can gut you and fuck your corpse.

Are you Morty? Cause I'd like to stick my seed up your butt.

OP here

If anyone does a cum tribute, I will send her the pic

>>723853877
18 year old pretending to be 22 with a goofy picture holding a cig. No, no profit to be had. Just weird.

>>723853877
sure, she "super" wanted to contact you.
but you fucked up faggot.
also nice dubs

>>723854022
>""""""""""""18""""""""""""

People who lie about there age are usually underage

I bet shes younger

>>723854020
best thing you can do now, hope she didn't block you

>>723854020
I really don't want dicks in my thread man

yo paige,
lets start over with new page,
ill put you in the cage
cuz im lvl 80 mage
who works irl for minimum wage

bump for interest

>>723854511
bump

Im gonna cut my dick off and send it to you

>>723856555
Trips nigga

>>723856555
Do it

>>723856555
Trips says!

I'm sorry my uncle touched me when I was younger that is why I am the way I am

>>723854182
>>723854022
the fags that dont know how tinder works

yo did op die

>>723856922
>>723857344
I cant stop getting dubs, ohh wait there we go ^^

>>723857344
he ded

do a backflip

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picture of op right now

>>723852965
Heya, wana go swing dancing?

>>723856555
No balls, do it