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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>723852135
I bought ur butt
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martini
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>>723852228
It wasn't for sale, I'm not a WHORE!
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>>723851923
I don't know, maybe.

>>723851951
*elated*
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>>723852266
not what I meant
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>>723852329
but I'm totally a whore tho is the thing
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>>723852230
Juliani
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>>723852364
I wouldn't call you one in public.
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>>723852266
You are a whore.
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>>723852383
I want to start drinking more interesting things.

>>723852418
I, too, lie in public when convenient.

>>723852426
beat you to it
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>>723852476
What's an interesting drink? I wouldn't know.
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>>723852476
That's where you are WRONG. No one beats me.
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>>723852565
Like, instead of just pouring bacardi down my throat like it's going out of style, I want to get creative with drinks I mix myself. Maybe I'll start spending money on that instead of overpriced food.

>>723852606
except you're dad lmoa fag
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>>723852476
I dont know how to respond some heres some cat grills covered in yogurt.
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>>723852675
Wut r u casul?
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bed
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>>723852675
Interesting. What does getting drunk feel like?
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>>723852943
omg dont sleep come vidya
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>>723851951
>widespread guacamole panic

Jeb Bush just can't catch a break.
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Getting drunk feels like a hug from the boyfriend you never had.
Except instead of leaving you in the morning and giving you a sore ass, he leaves you and gives you a headache.
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>>723852943
bye
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>>723852964
varying levels of moving through water, possible loss of the sense of the passage of time.
poorer typing, correlative levels of uncoordination.
Better at games and less inhibition toward action and certain behaviors.
Some claim to experience loss of logical thinking but I haven't found it, they likely confuse it with not caring.
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>>723851824
i wouldn't know, i haven't played it since the first year it was out
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>>723853542
Doesn't sound too desirable.
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>>723852703
Gorillas are supposed to have small a small penis, which is a reason why they are so aggressive, especially during mating season. Only Gorilla worthy of a big cock is Winston.
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>>723853627
and generally less analytical.
it's less desirable alone, can lead to fun times with others. the reduced inhibitions can snowball when interacting with similarly affected people.
I dont usually act terribly different from normal because I act how I want (generally) regardless of the levels of sobriety.
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two reasons
good way to unwind after a garbage day, stress, or when doing shit with other people similarly impaired
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i think it's desirable because being sober is awful
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>>723853829
Ah... another shit to do with friends.
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You're probably a lightweight.
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>>723852675
I've decided to save all your avatar pics just for fun but holy hell, how many do you have bruh
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>>723853263

every vote vounts
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>>723853998
being drunk with online friends is equally desirable.
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I'm the only person in my group of friends who doesn't drink (Freshman in college) my parents have sone real stupid shit while drunk so I guess the thought of drinking is kinda ruined for me
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Drinking is great when you've got some social diversion, online or in person. It's fun when you're playing something too or watching a movie or when you're otherwise engaged in something entertaining.
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>>723854198
yeah, that's cause they're idiots without the drink.
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>>723854104
Interesting. It's funny, a lot of Americans would love to be in my position of being in a country that lets you drink straight after 18, yet I make no use of it.
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>>723854293
>>723854293
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>>723854326
americans dont really gaf, nobody follows the 21 laws. Only means you cant purchase the shit yourself.
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>>723854326
Probably all the uncool people.
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>>723852100
Stop the government and your isp from monitoring your online activity http://traineddog.club
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>get sick of the avatarfags
>decide to poke around the /trash/ gfur threads
>filled with autists who screech at any porn that's not totally puritanically vanilla
I was wrong, you people really are better. At least you don't screech like children at the slightest provocation
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>>723855135
There is exactly one good thread on /trash/ and I won't tell you what it is because I don't want people to shit it up.
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>>723855135
>Get sick of the avatarfags
Why didn't you go to a porn site, retard?
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>>723855135
you know there's a lot of other places to find porn right?
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>>723855420
>from 2011
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Don't know how anyone could be strictly vanilla. Just live a little
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This is literally the only place to get furry porn. No exceptions.
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>>723855420
I guess I wasn't thinking straight, I've seen the light now. I'm sorry avatarfags, I was wrong for wanting to escape you. At least you're friendly.
>>723855267
I honestly don't mind /bara/ or /awsw/ I like em
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>>723855567
All of the porn must be gone by now, then. Sad!
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>>723855749
Fuck off, idiot. Refer to my previous picture and get out of here.
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>>723855864
I'm never leaving these threads again
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This is like the place you go where you know everyone is checked.
If you go to those other sites you will probably get raped and get a nasty std.
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>>723856339
I'm glad at least you understand my predicament
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>>723856038
DONT UPSET THE AVATARFAGS
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>>723855896
the opposite
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>>723856540
what
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>>723856491
I'll never say anything bad about them ever again, I just wish they were tripfags who posted porn and held a conversation instead of forgoing porn and jumping straight to conversation
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>>723856572
Wincest porn is images covered in text.
that was text covered in an image
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>>723856626
I dream of a gfur thread that actually contains just gfur content
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>>723856756
uhh
okay
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>>723856626
We prefer foreplay.
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>>723856490
I dont understand a lot, but I understand enough.

Enough to not get laid.
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>>723856946
Where you live fam? I could correct that problem
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>>723857271
You a virgin?
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Roy
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>>723857652
cait
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>>723857480
sadly, yes. I got very close to getting my first dick in the ass but it sort of fell apart. I've done lots of other stuff though, and I'm good with my mouth
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Kitten
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>>723852100
Donde estas?

>>723857652
White Doge
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Mae's dad in Night in the Woods calls her that alot.

>>723857755
That's a shot.
>>723857821
Correct
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>>723857878
do it
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Is that what you wanted to tell me?
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>>723857758
You sucked dick before?
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>>723858046
are you gonna ask how it was and masturbate to someone elses experiences later?
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>>723857878
Drunk again?
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>>723857755
This game needs to stop being a thing.
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>>723858091
>tfw
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I mean I didn't really have anything specific to say to you so that was just like me getting conversation started or something.

>>723857919
I've decided that the only day I'll drink anymore is Fridays if I wanna. So nah.
>>723858093
Zero percent.
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>>723858046
Yes. I can safely say I've sucked a decent amount of dick
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>>723858162
Well done, I'm proud of you
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Oh alright, that's cool. What's up?
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>>723858184
No thanks, I dont associate with used goods.
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>>723858115
nef gave that game a total 1% of its funding.
he also put julians dead cat in it, and his name written on a wall.
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>>723858162
do you want to play ow with us instead
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>>723858091
I rarely masturbate, remember? Like how you masturbate to the thought of me not masturbating?

Maximum projecting on your part.
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Can you suck a ton of dick and still be a virgin?
Is that a thing? It's a confusing thing if it is.

>>723858246
I mean I was never an alcoholic or anything.
>>723858301
Eh, just life. Confusing and frustrating as ever. At least I don't have too much on my plate right now.
Last weekend was nice. Streamed Night in the Woods for Julian and later Katia too, and played some OW with a buncha peeps.
>>723858404
rn?
If so, not for more than an hour.
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>>723858334
huh, weird. I've never been hurt by an internet comment before. Strange
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You fucking retards will throw money at any pretentious shit with funny animal people in it, won't you?
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>>723858599
You've never met Nibi.

>>723858558
Sounds entertaining anyway.
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>>723858558
nah me and Am and freklz are all eating it'll be in like an hour
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>>723858644
It's called Disney.
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>>723858644
TWO
THOUSAND
DOLLARS
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>>723858599
It's okay. someone makes the mistake of talking to Nibi at least once a thread.
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>>723858558
Oral sex doesn't count. Especially if you only give and not receive.
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>>723858558
https://youtu.be/AchgTXrs-nA?t=45s
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>>723858558
Whenever I would see you in these threads you were either drunk or about to drink, so it felt like you were.
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>>723858727
You all eat so late.
I've been exhausted lately, even though I think I've been getting decent sleep. Probably count me out, unfortunately.
>>723858715
Definitely was. The game was everything I could've wanted. It just got dumb near the end.
>>723858792
I don't understand the logic in this.
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>>723858558
You have three virginities for your holes and penis.

Absolute virginity is the only thing worthwhile.
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>>723858991
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I know how much you were looking forward to it.
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>>723858783
I feel like an autist now. It's bothering me far more than it should
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>>723858991
no cait is katia tears
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>>723858734
I blame the parents- Mine had shit figured out. Saving Private Ryan and frequent physical trauma to pass the time for me! Gave me strength of character and deep-seated self loathing to grow out of the dual affliction of childhood and stupidity.
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>>723858599
Sorry, I just dont want someone else's scraps they used and tossed.
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>>723858960
I feel like we talked about me drinking beer that one time and that's what defines me now.
To be fair, the past month or so has seen me drinking lightly more frequently, but I'm cutting back.
>>723859021
I kissed a girl once.
I'm ruined.
>>723859117
It's just been a while since I've looked forward to a game. Shame it ended so quickly, but eh.
>>723859147
Yeah I know. You said you loved me at least a dozen times the other night.
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>>723858882
This pic is too accurate.
Can't handle the beat.
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>>723858782
Fuck whatever their current fagsona is, they'll all go down in history as SHEEP.
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>>723859305
I could be that. I have a terrible memory, so it could be that I only noticed you when you were drunk.
Just moderate if you drink. Nothing wrong with it if you know what you can handle under what conditions.
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>>723859129
He literally never says anything pleasant, at least as far as I've seen.
You're basically currently upset because a yippy dog barked at you.
Not worth the emotional investment.

Also if you're cute, me and mine will fuck you good.

>>723859225
Seriously, how do you have an opinion on a topic you don't even participate in?
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>>723859305
Lips are fine, lips dont have this blight like dick does.
Dicks are like a conquest army, like they move threw, fuck shit up, salt the land and the next one that comes through suffers attrition.

Its like how Stalin brutally ravaged Russia's asshole so that when Hitler tried to get all up on that booty it killed him.
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Later all.
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>>723859364
Music for the truly ascendant of taste.
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>>723859586
Bring me more soooooouuuuuuuuulls ashen one
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>>723859472
People taunt me almost constantly, so i've learned enough about the subject.
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>>723859439
Just generally not worth the calories to me, but I can certainly make an exception once a week. And no, I'm not going to be mister 20 shots on that one day.
I guess I could also be worried about my liver but I don't really care.
>>723859575
I don't think having anal sex once wrecks your anus or anything.
>>723859586
l8r
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>>723859305
>>723858991
>>723858734
>>723858558
Is this a comic?
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>>723859788
Calories? What are you, some aspiring femboy?
Getting nice and tight from time to time is nice, when in proper company. I wouldn't do it alone (anymore).
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Just a little help for beginners
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>>723859305
what
>>723859407
whos
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>>723859781
If you have not personally fucked or been fucked, you know jack shit about sex.
If you want to be a kissless virgin forever, that's your choice. However, stop talking about sex like you have even half a clue.
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>>723859788
That's not what happened to Russia's anus with its first night with Communism.
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>>723860144
Anyone who donated to crowdfund Undertale/Night in the Woods.
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>>723860158
Ill stop when people stop taunting me.
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>>723859802
Characters are Sighs and Red by Popomodoro on Tumblr.
>>723860030
I'm just extremely self-conscious and can't stand any flaws on myself.
I'm only ever alone. Best I can do is games with online friends, but that's still pretty nice.
>>723860144
Every time I healed you as Mercy you said "whoever that was, I love you." Many times.
>>723860214
Metaphorical anal sex?
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>>723860214
nibi shut the fuck up about what sex is
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>>723859594
Truly, truly.
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>>723860319
yup
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>>723860319
Oh yeah, healers are bae
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>>723860300
People are only taunting you because you're speaking on a subject you have literally zero useful knowledge about.

Stop doing that, and the taunting will cease.

"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Or some shit.
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>>723860338
Sex is fucking tons of effeminate males in your harem, right?
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>>723860319
Hmm. Used to be like that for a while. Age is catching up and if I don't get into a gym soon, I'll just go with what nature does to me.
I can't game with online friends, since the only online game I play is Dota and my friends are scrubs.
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>>723860528
People like me, yes.
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>>723860319
Thanks mn
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>>723860438
Still, I will admit that it is funny that we almost always had the less experienced people on DPS. But hey, it worked out fine.
>>723860433
If I become a Commie cuck for Bernie, will my anus widen three sizes that day?
>>723860557
Fuck nature. I'm fighting it.
I've also had this problem. But fortunately many people have Overwatch.
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Is Nibi being a nigger again?
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>>723860756
That's racist.
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>>723860717
I absolutely refuse to play that game, that and CS:GO. Any game that threatens to take too much time from my dota hours is a no-go.
Maybe I will go to the gym some day soon. I do enjoy working out
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>>723860717
It was more like constantly thinking I was a step away from death
being healed is the opposite of that.
and yeah pharah was basically the pullover of Soldier from tf2 also.
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>>723860300
>>723860300
Wait, so let me get this right. You keep banging on about sex, which you have no experience of, not that being a virgin is a main problem for you by the sound of it, but you get annoyed at people taunting you for making out you're an expert on the subject you don't have a fucking clue about it? That's like saying you've read a few books onhow to drive a car so therefore you must be able to drive one for real and then you wonder why you will get pulled over? Twat.
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>>723860517
I am a reactive individual. I will not move, they can move.
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>>723861034
de stroyed
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>>723860612
You're not the harem sire? Who fucks your ass?

>>723860717
laff'D
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>>723860860
And
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>>723860873
And I absolutely refuse to play DOTA, so I gotcha. Honestly I feel that Left 4 Dead is the best game to play with friends, but it's been a long time since I've had a crew.
Go to the gym. My legs have been oddly hurting so I'm taking a break from running.
>>723860908
Solider with automatic rocket jumps.
TF2 just feels clunky to me in comparison to OW now.
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>>723860517
Gonna need some more Bogo
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>>723861194
And you've reminded me of a chihuahua eating a strawberry.
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>>723861202
Hmmm, yes, L4D was definitely a great game to play with friends. Good clean fun without anyone raging and everyone having a good time.
I'm not looking forward to starting up going to the gym again though, I'm sure my entire body is going to complain no matter what weights I start at.
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>>723861040
You will struggle against all without success or purpose until you die exhausted and alone.
I hope you grow out of it, but there's not a whole lot of hope, based on what I've seen from you over the years.

>>723861220
sure
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>>723861202
Yeah
The quality of player on tf2 seems garbage too
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>>723861352
<3
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>>723861342
Really my favorite relaxation activity, just haven't done it in a while. It was my main game in high school. You can focus on the game if you want, or you can talk more. Expert campaigns only, personally.
Well, of course. But it gets better, and so do you. You have to find your own reason for pushing forward and stick with it.
>>723861374
The quality of TF2 updates too.
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This is happening? Again?
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>>723861596
si
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>>723861472
<3

>>723861627
Yep
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>>723861034
You act like people do this shit because I do shit.
Here's how it goes.
>Niggers and faggots taunt me.
>I tell people exactly how nigger and faggoty they are.
>More people come in and join
>Cycle repeats
>Everyone gets put in the first box of niggers and faggots
Those people wont die anytime soon so ill keep acting however I feel like. Numbers aint shit since humans prove they are all the same to me.
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what's happening again?
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Tfw I will never get a qt bf or will never be someone's qt bf bc I'm socially inept when it comes to taking hints. I just wanna get railed man.
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>>723861352
>You will struggle against all without success or purpose until you die exhausted and alone.

Actually I expect it, so that is my purpose.
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>>723861958
Nibi being a gaynigger from outer space
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>>723862227
I pity you because I have been you. Good luck growing out of it.

>>723862152
Grindr
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>>723861909
Yay
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>>723862307
is that surprising? doesn't that happen all the time?
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>>723862368
I am running out of bogo

>>723862437
It is surprising that it is seemingly endless.
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>>723862366
Too scared to use grindr. I'm 19, have a job, play too many vidyas. I don't think I will be super welcomed on there
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>>723862366
Pity is just insult lite.
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Also, why are there only 3 types of pics on this thread. 2 noodles, 2 refrigerators, or noodle and fridge?
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>>723862568
it's pretty useless trying in the first place to get them not to be
>>
>>723862568
Appreciate what you had!
>>
>>723862589
you can sit on my dick
where u at nig
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>>723862921
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>>723862868
Bay area wbu
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>>723862971
gtfo barry
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>>723862589
There are far worse looking/acting/dressing/smelling/tasting/fucking/sucking/etc people than you managing to get laid on a weekly basis.
You'll be fine, just be careful and if someone gives you the heebiejeebies block their ass and move on.

>>723862773
Np m8

>>723862766
He has his struggle against the world, I have mine.
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>>723863156
Who is barry
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>>723863206
Yes, however they have the confidence to do so while I'm shying away. How 2 fix
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>>723863342
it was a joke dont worry about it
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>>723863527
Everything gets easier the more you practice.
Or just work on getting a nonsexual relationship and go from there. Baby steps.
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>>723852100
>gay
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