You're getting robbed by Guy Fieri /b/, what do you do?

i throw him these dubs

cook up some rats
"eets a fameli resipee"

kill him

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>>723849854
he can't possibly rob me, anything i own is guy's for the taking no questions asked

I'd probably call the Flavortown Police and report the robbery.

>>723849854
I would say "Wait" and then pour several pre-measured quantities of seasonings into a bowl. This is my dry rub. I would then further ask him to wait as I add a bowl of orange shit that is probably mostly MSG and tell him it is a secret. Then I would rub the mixture on my huge slab of pork and have him wait some more while I slow cook it in my smoker for 14 hours. Then I would put it in his mouth and he will be transported to flavortown, allowing me to flee to safety. Simple.

>>723849854
punch so fucking hard in the face, then give him the biggest hug ever.

>>723850433
but you are already in Flavortown, and he wants your "pork"

Start taking out
>Bread
>Cheese
>Noodles

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>>723849854
I chew on his tits and run away.