just failed my driverz ed written test, time to get high as fuck

>>723847929
Your vase is on fire
You should call 911
Hemp hippy

>>723847929
Keef topped bowl with cheese-wreck

>>723847929
About to pick up less than 2g for $40

Yes I'm getting ripped off
No I don't know anyone else to get weed from

>>723847929
what a sloppy way to handle the wick
2/10 im a little mad

>>723847929
???????? you must be a retard

also banned you underage retard

>>723847929
You're 15, shut up

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>>723847929
> failed my driverz ed WRITTEN test
Are you fucking retarded anon??? A WRITTEN driverz ed test!!! My fucking sides.

>>723847929
I am smoking weed

but im also on 250mg tramadol, 4 beers and closing in on .5g coke
better luck next time

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>>72384792
Why did you fail ?

>>723847929
Dude just read the fucking test book for each day for like a week. Or youtube that shit, something. There are ways to pass with minimal effort. Put the blunt down until you want to go to bed

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>>723847929
>failed my driverz ed written test

>>723847929
op pic was a bong,
I thought it was a weird sex toy from the thumnail

HAHAHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK, HOW DO YOU FAIL A WRITTEN DRIVER'S ED TEST

Get a vasectomy for the good of the world.

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Just some mid shit in my freshly cleaned piece

>>723847929
>being this fucking dumb
Numb away, nigger. At least your disposable income goes to someone smarter than you.

Everyone shitting on him:

1. How many feet behind an active emergency vehicle (siren and lights on) must you remain?

2. How many feet before a turn should you activate your turn signal?

3. In what situation are you allowed to turn left on a red light?

No Googling, faggots.

Underaged Nigger. Someone show Tyrone the door.

>>723848888
quads demands it

>>723849262

1. 30m

2. 20m

3. When turning onto a one-way street.

>>723847929
what a horribly designed bong
cringeworthy

>>723849262
200
100
none unless you're blocking an emergency vehicle or there's a turning light

Anyone in the spark/reno area selling an eighth?

>>723847929
How old are you and how did you fail the written test.

>>723849520

1-out-of-3 correct, 33.3%, you fail.

>>723849588

0 out of 3, failure.

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wait wait wait... the WRITTEN exam? They gave us the fucking answers right before the test? What the ever living fuck, man?!!

>>723849615

Driver's tests are also multiple choice.

>>723847929
If you failed it, that's okay. It just means the roads will be safer for us for a little while longer. If you want to get your license, you're going to have to study up.

Chances are if you're getting high right now and NOT studying/doing what you can to get your license, you're not the type of person we want on the road with us anyways.

Cheers, go do some research and make the roads safer.

>>723848397
You are so cool.

>>723849262
>don't remember
>something longer than 75ft
>turning left at red is illegal here unless there's a turn arrow

>>723849650
>>723849615
You know its different in other countries, right?

>>723849650

Actually you got 1-out-of-3, still failure.

500ft for emergency vehicles, 100ft for a turn, you can turn left on red if you're turning from a one-way onto a one-way.

>>723848185
stop.
just stop smoking.
just please.
for the love of god.
christ alfuckingmighty it grows in the ground even when i was 12-14 i would never take that deal. even if you don't know anyone else talk that dude down or just rob him

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>>723848888
Holy shit.

>>723849732

100ft before a turn, you have to signal.

You can turn left on red if you're turning from a one-way onto a one-way.

>>723849721
>praising someone for being a degenerate druggie
Why don't you both go overdose and make the world a little bit better?

>>723849770
Not in nyc, so that ones a moot point. It's no turn on right or left here. Emergency vehicles also all have "keep back 200 ft" posted on them.

>>723849262
nice bait... too bad the written test is NOTHING like this dumbfuck

>>723848888
Better do it, OP. Kek demands that you have no children.

I'm lucky. I'm in NY and i get 4 for 40 on some pretty good bud. I'm 18 but if i wasn't 18 which i totally am. I'd be 15. So all of rhat combined is pretty god tier

>>723849262
I don't remember needing to know 1 or 3 on my test. 2 is like, 100 feet. Don't make him feel better he managed to fail the fucking written test.

>>723847929
>failed my drivers ed test

It's not a big deal, mate. I failed my first one and got an excellent score on the next one and the real deal. I got docked for signa-

>written drivers ed test

What the fuck? HAHAHA

>>723848397
Tramadol hahahaha you must be so high faggot. I wouldn't have even used that shit when I was withdrawling. Keep using it though, please, kys

>>723849945

Didn't know that....good info to have though.

>>723850218

Yeah, the written test is pretty easy of you just study for it.

Hardest part is signs. If you miss even one out of like 15-20 (in my state) you fail.

>>723850298

Nice blog.

>>723847929
OP you're Asian, aren't you? Dumb niggers can drive but ya can calculate like motherfuckers. Anyway, learn how to use a fucking hemp wick nigger gook. Gonna refer to you as a Tom faggot.

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>>723847929
Of course you'd be a nigger...

>>723850606
Thanks nigger!

Watching seinfeld and getting blazed on some grandpa purple

>>723850734

Anytime teetotaler.

>>723847929
i'll be blazing a combination of purple kush, dutch treat & bubba og hotboxing my vehicle i'm fully licenced to operate.

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>>723850736
Currently IV'ing some Alaska thunderfuck. Then I'll be heading to the Ex's to cum on her face while she sleeps next to a gook

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>>723847929
dude i failed my first time, then i told them i was nervous, got to retake it and got 100%. maybe instead of just giving up you should just learn to manipulate the system and be a fucking player.

besides the written test is bullshit...at no point is some cop gonna pull you over and be like "HOW MANY MILES BEFORE THE NO CROSSING SIGN THAT DOESNT EVER EXIST WAS THERE NO CROSSING?"

"PRISON 20 YEARS"

No...it's fucking lame bullshit. as long as you don't speed or drink and drive you're legit...fuck these faggots. chances are you drive better than the geriatric pieces of shit out there doing eventual turns for 9 blocks before they stroke out and die in a trade center.

don't feel bad anon, i had a hard time with my license - lost 5 friends in HS to drunk driving instances, all 5 in 5 different instances...one was a girl i loved and convinced to join us to go to another party, my life has been a fucking mess since...so i mean failing some shit tier piece of paper...don't sweat it dude...fucking move on and win. at least you won't carry it with you forever, in fact in a year or so it'll just be a funny little joke you say.

>>723847929
probably failed cause you're a degenerate who smokes pot LUL

>>723850475
I was able to miss up to 5 as well. Got a perfect score though. Plus I got a perfect grade in drivers ed so I didn't have to take a driving test.

>>723847929
Op your stupid I passed my learners. Drive school test and my actual drivers test all the first time. How fucking retarded are you

>>723850868
Appreciate it turdcutter

>>723847929
Nice bong, bro.

Can you take all that in at once?

Also, you should have two more tries to pass it, just study a bit.

Happy blazing.

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>>723851057
He's a nigger gook.. What do you expect?

>>723847929
>driverz ed
wtf r u doing here little boy???
pls enjoy ur b& and don't come back for 3 years.

>>723851216
At the minimum he's 16, retard.

>>723850963
Or he could stop being a pathetic piece of shit who gives no effort, put down the bong for just one minute, and apply himeslf. Guarantee he would've passed if he would have fucking applied himself. But it's not like his life isn't probably fucked already.

>>723847929
how fucking high were you? Put down the weed and do someting productive with your life.

The written test is actually bullshit compared to the actually driving test. It all just depends on which questions they give you. Some people get the easy ones wine some get the ridiculous questions that most drivers don't even know. I mean I passed it without studying but I can still see how someone could fail. It doesn't make them a retard. Just unlucky really. Maybe a little lazy at most. Of course everyone here is a genius who never fucks up at anything ever.

Lmao who fucking fails the written test? You must be fucking retarded. I'm actually glad you failed. People like you shouldn't be driving if you can't pass an abc Mickey Mouse test.
Buy yourself a scooter and drive into a lake you fucking dumb ass!

How stupid can you be?

>>723851312
don't be a dick dude we all know the written test has some trick ass questions like "how many yards to the nearest inch does one sign signify a change in x meterage of the indicated sign" sometimes you get a handful of bullshit questions that are literally based on fact study vs practical study. id prefer a practical study on the road versus some fact asshole who can't drive.

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>>723850963
Who invited this faggot to tell his sad little nigger story? Get back to the cotton field and off the net nigger

Please never get your license.
>>>/n/

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>>723851317
i failed my first written sober, and i pulled a 4.0 gpa out of UWM and a handful of other tech school certs high as fuck. your logic is flawed. weed actually helps some people. you're probably one of the faggots why this shit isn't legal and cancer is.im not op

>>723848382
I failed it 9 times

>>723851444
"Trick ass questions"
They wouldn't be so difficult if you'd just fucking study. I read my states DOT manual front to back and had no problems. You're given all the info you need, just fucking find it. Not that hard tard.

cigarettes

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>>723851450
kek look how mad he got you tho. it must suck to be u. probably can't even solve the captcha half the time ...................

This was supposed to be a stoner thread but then derailed into a fucking driving test thread. A FUCKING DRIVING TEST THREAD

>>723849748
Kek

>>723851684
Hahahahaha nigger you high

>>723847929
>Just failed ez test
>Cause im high
>What are you smoking

why dont you stop smoking you stupid faggot

>>723851595
You're one success story out od how many theoretical failures? I'm happy that you're doing well regardless, but you're less than one percent of the general population. Just because you did it doesn't mean they all can.

>>723847929
How fucking stupid do you have to be to fail a written drivers test? Also underage b&

>>723848774
Nah. The drivers ed tests these days are crazy, ya literally have to remember the exact amount of inches you should be from the lines when you drive.

>>723851301
You can take driver's ed at 15, at least in my state.
He didn't say he failed the test for his actual license (have to be 16)..., he said "driverz ed".

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>>723851616
well when you're 15 it's different than when you're 18. but i guess since you got your license at 35 you're a pro. congrats on being epeen l337. got my license and my certs and my degrees and my income. you really think your one liner hurts? it prompted a reply but only at my benefit.

>>723851444
Literally too stupid to Google the answers and memorize them the night before. Thank God you're not on our roads. What a goddamn worthless fool. Your education system has completely and utterly failed you.

>>723851301
>You must be 18 years old to get on the big boy ride

>>723851595
wrong you dumb fuck. I don't smoke it any more but it is legal here I am and I voted pro.
I may smoke it again but I'm old as fuck and not fucking up my life by doing it.

>>723851761
every fucking day. and i still put 100 in the bank a year at base. not to mention the roth ira and the gains on my investments. shit we all make stupid mistakes. make me smile more martin luther king day off fag.

You know its sad how this is bait but there really are kids this fucking ignorant and spoiled with no care parents or spineless who smoke bongs in their rooms at 16.

At 20 this guy will be stealing and selling the xanax his mother gets a scrip for to deal with the depression of having a NEET kid who leeches his mothers life and disappoints her so regularly that shes gotta medicate or an hero.

Anyone in the 740 got the hook up?

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>>723851801
oh please, we are like 10 years away from landing niggers on mars. we are capable of anything. all you gotta do is tryhard, despite all you faggots hating the tryhard faggots. put in some effort yes, but sometimes we fuck up due to circumstance. doesn't mean we are worthless and should kill self. sometimes it's just circumstance. the fact that you haven't experienced that enough to know only tells me you are that % you are talking about. i earned my shit, i failed a fucking lot, but i succeeded enough to at least be happy. shame on me for trying to encourage that life for others. right?

eat a feminine dick.

>>723851893
I'm 19.
Got my permit at 16.
License at 18 because I live in a small town and didn't need a car.
Used my driver's ed perfect completion slip to override the driving test.
Got my license the same day.
Bought a car.
Moved out.
I turned 19 on the twelfth.
But ok.

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>>723851921
i've been driving legally for 25 years. guess google is different now than it was then. end of the day practically 90% of my friends have died on the road to drunk pieces of shit in wisco...and here i am driving fine, with bank and a job...just trying to help some kid out. guess that made you mad kek....
fuckin love /b/ and the tardisms

(captcha pick the houses) tell me more about the houses you own XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>723852010
Hahahaha that's all I'm trying to do is make at least one person laugh. Peep them niggers!

>>723852198
That's not a realistic way of looking at things. Your success IS from your effort, but some people just will not succeed in their life. It's unrealistic to believe that anyone can become successful, because if that was true we'd all be successful.

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>>723852249
good for you and your small town. now do something with it. don't just put in work at the 9-5. be something more. talk the talk but can you nigga the nigga?

>>723852359
>just trying to help some kid out. guess that made you mad kek.... fuckin love /b/ and the tardisms

You're significantly angrier than me. Please don't try to seem like the calm one when your post is longer and angrier, it's actually humiliating.

>>723852525
Currently a college freshman taking gen ed at a cheap community college. Cheap education till I move to this nice college I've had my eye on for a few years, all the while building my savings in a bank. Going to pursue a PhD for my dream subject, then I'm out. I think I've got things handled pretty well.

>>723849262
1. Don't remember
2. 100m
3. Never, unless there's a sign that says you can.

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>>723852509
sure it's unrealistic because they fucking come here for consolation like retards only to be told to kill self on live stream for win. so i chose to be the alternative. any person can do anything if they dedicate enough time to it. otherwise shit like muscle memory and hope wouldn't exist. the very fact you believe not everyone is capable is the very thing being driven into the heads of people by people, that's wrong as fuck. i've seen some great shit come out of nobodies who had a mission/goal in life and determination. fuck what you heard.

>>723849906
You do realize he was being sarcastic, right?

>>723847929
I'm an electrician. I remember in 2nd year school there was this guy that was struggling and failing exams. He really needed to be at his best to do the work (at NAIT the pace is challenging).

I kept telling him to knock off the weed but every lunch he was blazing and probably every night too. He kept telling it made him better and all the usual bullshit.

Needless to say, he failed.

>>723848185
be a bit more social a good portion of people smoke and are happy to make a buck. dont buy from the guy who only picks up a quarter hes the faggot selling you less then 2gs for 40. a real dealer will be happy to sell a 1/8 for 40 - 45

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>>723852545
angry? please im replying to like 30 comments at once, don't confuse my willingness to dump words at 120 wpm with anger. i have no feeling behind any of this, in fact i find most of it comical in my own way. im enjoying this, otherwise i wouldn't countinue. maybe you should read a book about psych and learn what the fuck you think you are talking about....it'd benefit you.

>>723852869
Let's be honest though, this place is the absolute worst place to go for consolidation.

>>723852991
>angry? please im replying to like 30 comments at once, don't confuse my willingness to dump words at 120 wpm with anger. i have no feeling behind any of this, in fact i find most of it comical in my own way. im enjoying this, otherwise i wouldn't countinue. maybe you should read a book about psych and learn what the fuck you think you are talking about....it'd benefit you.

Take a deep breath and show us where you were touched.

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>>723852954
that sucks, for me weed helped. but i was self treating ptsd from some war bs, got some better meds and made my shit work better, but in the interim i managed to do significantly better. i guess some people use excuses to get high and some people use high to bypass their excuses. i can't speak for other people but i know it worked for me. the mind is a fucked up thing. it'd just be nice to see everyone have a nice plateau of indifference when dealing with it instead of meeting some kind of resistance at every turn when they are trying to better themselves. i know that was one of my main issues with the situation at hand when i was facing that shit. i guess im just glad i got out.

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>>723851600
i hope you get hit by a car before you are allowed to drive

>>723853185
well at 16 a girl touched my penis with her loose vagina, it was great i nutted in like 5 minutes. then later the only touches i remembered were scratches to my back - still got some scars when i fucked random other bitches who liked to do that. at about 30 the only scars i have are a few gunshots to the abs and one to the abs, then a scar where they removed part of my liver. i was touched in a lot of places by a lot of people...but it wasn't anything more than i asked for. and im fucking proud to have taken the shit i was dealt. what can be said about you mr. projection? we project our bs on others, where were you touched? just give the fucking kid some encouragement and be on your way.

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>>723851600
How?

>>723853480
That's fucking awful, please don't ever post again.

>>723853228
Why have I never met a pot head that doesn't say "it makes me better" in one form or another?

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>>723853033
yes. dubs confirmed, that's why i am trying here tho. someone reaches out even if it's b8, part of me just feels compelled to play along and try. but i have to admit i don't have any social media or bullshit jew sites telling me what to be interested in, instead i'm here and /pol/ - so it's nice to participate when i can. can't hate me for that. at least im not trolling the fuck out of people in a negative way, instead i troll the trolls and toss a line to people i consider possibly genuine need some kind of info. at the end of the day we should all be looking out for eachother here since this is the last bastion of our 1st amendment rights.

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>>723853660
you're right sorry i didn't fuck a dude with tits and have a story for your faggot ass to fap to.
XD

>>723853666
I know, right??
It's always shit like:
"It enhances your personality."

Gee..., that's great.
But, what if you're an asshole???

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>>723853666
nice trips.
i don't know i smoke and eat weed all the time and i have managed to build a life, not sure why it doesn't work for others, depends on who uses it and why. but id take weed over big pharma any day when it comes to initially dealing with some issue, it's a retrospective drug. chances are the only reason dude posted this shit was to reflect on his own failures...a side effect of toking, one that encourages betterment, at least in my perspective.

>>723853833
This is a perfect example of someone who joins the military.

>>723853899
You're making a fool out of yourself and you're too stupid to understand why.

>>723854094
elaborate.

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>>723854163
no. im not. but glad you think so. glad you have the opportunity to share that thought of yours. one i fought for. you should try fighting for others to have the same thought about you. it's liberating.

>>723847929
Motherfucker, I'm smoking Northern Lights then listening to The Chemical Brothers.

>>723848185
How big is a gram?

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>>723854470
Mmmm dat fucking red pill.

>>723850160
Enjoy your vacation faggot.

>>723854470
>no. im not. but glad you think so. glad you have the opportunity to share that thought of yours. one i fought for. you should try fighting for others to have the same thought about you. it's liberating.

I'd say pretty much anyone reading this can see that you're an embarrassment. If you don't think so, save these posts and read them when you're not drunk.

>>723854475
love that band. love the 'dust brothers' bit they did with the movie fight club.
vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrOl0ef_bQI

>>723854755
oh noes 11 people possibly think what you think. OH NOES!!!!!
let me know when that 11 equals that 318.9million. or at least 40% since that is a majority vote these days ....<3 trump

Pcp

>>723854918
This is getting sad. Are you an alcoholic?

Why does weed make me sleep now?

I get so paranoid I think my shit is laced and I don't get super high now.

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>>723855031
asking a military fag if drinks a lot. kek.
you should be asking if anything i even say is serious. or better yet why you are still playing on a /b/ thread that is inches away from 404? what is your real motivation? to tell me how it is? dude of course im an alcoholic. i've fucking killed people, you think you just shrug that shit off and let faggots at home talk shit to you without being belligerent? what the fuck kind of sheltered reality are you really living in? tell me more about how i should change and better myself and ill tell you how im enjoying my numbered days as a vet. this is my warzone and when i drink i win always - best part is nobody has to die. so yeah ...you got me there but if you're wondering if i care? no i don't. there is no afterlife, there is no something more, there is only bags of skin and physics. eventually something will intersect with something and cause an end to the reality you and i live within. fucking why analyze it? let the kid get some 'try agains' for his road test and move the fuck on, why is this so important for you? what do you even gain? i've already kept you on like 12 replies.

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>>723855631
>Eventually something will intersect with something and cause an end to the reality you and i live in
Red Pill.

>>723855631
Didn't read a single word after the first sentence. I can't believe you started this off with "I'm not mad."

Can't you see you're being fucked with?

>>723855631
nice pasta m8. keeping it.

>>723856086
nah, im from /pol/ im just putting bullet points out there. the fact that you see it as an offensive means you aren't ready for the big boy 4chin boards. this is how adults talk - you should stick to pretending you're winning things

and i like that tl;dr touch, that was something i used to do to piss people off too...back when i was on /b/ in 2007. keep up the good word and to prove im not mad...here:
you won dude, you got me so bad i killed myself 3 times. that's like a new record. cheers.

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>>723856352
Kek.

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>>723856352
This is why I love /pol/ that long con thinking.
Thank you for Trump!

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>>723847929
How fuqin dumb do you have to be to fail the test, it's literally the easier than first grade grammar

>>723856352
>nah, im from /pol/ im just putting bullet points out there. the fact that you see it as an offensive means you aren't ready for the big boy 4chin boards. this is how adults talk

We've been going back and forth for twenty minutes, you're the only one invested in this conversation, and you're mad about it. Also I've been here longer than you and am probably more conservative than you. You've been throwing shit but not a single thing is sticking, do its easy to laugh at you.

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>>723856352
fuck pol nazi faggot kys.

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>>723856715
why do you insist i'm mad? unless that's your go to troll line. is it the swearing? sorry bro im just like ricky in TPB i swear a lot when drinking. im actually enjoying this conversation. i spent like 5 years having conversations with ghosts. at least you will go on and do something, despite the anonymity of the site. i even forgot what your problem with me was. but the fact that you are taking the time out of your day to show concern means a lot to me anon. i love you too. thank you for being there. id hug you but this is the internet not a support group. i guess you win again? you should be proud, so many wins...
XD
here are some titties. because im so mad!!!! RARRRRRR ANGRY AND STUFFS kekkkk

>>723856352
>look at how much of an oldfag I am
fuck off back to /pol/

>>723857040
> i love you too. thank you for being there. id hug you but this is the internet not a support group. i guess you win again? you should be proud, so many wins...
XD

It's too bad that smart people in the military get called stupid because of people like you.

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>>723851600
How are you retarded?!?

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>>723857321
i can dual chan. got you biting get rekt.

lol drivers ed? are u 13?

>>723857421
awww, but the smart people in the military don't serve on the front lines. it's the idiots like me that do. sorry i survived :( hope it doesn't upset you that much XD

>>723849262

>1. How many feet behind an active emergency vehicle (siren and lights on) must you remain?
In my state, there is no rule specifically for emergency vehicles.

>2. How many feet before a turn should you activate your turn signal?
at least 150ft (roughly 2s of time at 60mph)

>3. In what situation are you allowed to turn left on a red light?
only from a one way street to a one way street.

>>723857457
>I was just pretending to be a faggot

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>>723857434
people talking shit to me for serving in the usa military and failing the written once....yet this fucking 9 times ferris bueler gets a free pass. thank you! thank you for calling that shit out. kek

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>>723857559
glad you admitted you were pretending. i love you too <3

>>723857531
>sorry i survived :( hope it doesn't upset you that much XD

I didn't think of that. That's a good idea though. I think I'll adopt it. You could have died and some guy with a family survived. I'm going to pretend this happened.

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Put this one together myself. Started by drinking the beer

>>723857853
awww you're really trying so hard. glad i brought that out in you. it's good for you. you might be able to embrace that one day and do something with it. good luck anon! as the 404 hits i just hope you know you're not worthless, you can do anything you set your mind to, despite your beliefs that only 'gifted ones' can do anything. sorry that concept got you so mad (yes i reread all the conversation and found out why you were mad and that was the trigger).

good luck with your journey. hope you find some love along the way, you could use some love. i love you, you're just mad at yourself and you project it on others. it's okay. we are all human beings.
song related, this one is for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJ61jgFCMM

>>723858183
>awww you're really trying so hard. glad i brought that out in you.

I do that all the time, I can just tell that it's easier to get what I want out of you by talking like this. And it's worked flawlessly.

>>723857853
oh p.s. don't worry m8, i have another tour coming in april until 2018. im sure my time will come. wish me luck so i can finally be btfo'd this waste of time game. im sure ill take one for a family man just for you. ill be thinking of you when i do.

That dumb shit right there is probably why you failed the easiest test in history, grow the fuck up and deal with you shit like a man

>>723847929
youre a dumbass.
I took the driving part of my test while high and passed

>>723847929
Pole

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>>723858424
glad whatever it is you do on here works for you, but remember this is just a website where you only have what you think to gauge what you get, you don't actually know why others engage. sometimes they are getting more out of you than you out of them. . . but at the end of the day the binary persists, maybe not exponentially...but at least persistently. grats m8. glad you and i both got to com in the proverbial sense. enjoy all of your wins, you master of /b/ you are the greatest of all time, and everyone here should look up to you as such. i <3 you and all your abilities. thank you for gracing us with your presence.

>>723858884
>you don't actually know why others engage

I insulted you and you wrote a book, and you haven't stopped since, dumbass. It's pretty easy to manipulate you. If you can't handle the banter, don't come here.

>>723847929
crack

who's with me guys?? come on!!

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>>723859010
you confuse compliments with disses. no wonder you're so mad.
tell you what im just gonna go, before you become the humiliated one. GG boss, for the 4th time i say - YOU WON and YOU ARE THE BEST...so you can keep calling me a cuck after i go, but ask yourself why you're still trying to have the last word? is it because you're the mad one? later playa.

ps. i won. (don't reply to me and you will win)

>>723851199
top kek, this was my favorite part of the new season.
>Bullshit
>Buuuullllllllshit
>derivative

>>723859267
Haha later playa

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I'm smoking this tonight. Lol.

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>>723847929
OP, how does one acended to such a level of degenerate, retarded, fucking shit stoner and absolute failure at everything he fucking does, like you? Failing your WRITTEN FUCKING DRIVERS TEST?! How is that even remotely possible? I know a fucking cross eyed Nigger that passed that kind of test. And the first that goes through your thick skull is "better let 4chan know I'm a piece of shit stoner and can't handle the simplest of tasks! Look how apathetic I am hurr". How does this even fucking happen?! I'm so dumbfounded by how stupid you are. Holy fucking shit dude. Get a fucking grip with your life, Jesus fuck...

... Shit...

>>723859535
the whole thing?? how much is that

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>>723859720
No way in fuck I could smoke the whole thing. It was just under 4oz I think like 97 grams or something. Here's another

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>>723859583
I hate niggers so much

>>723849771
im with this guy, you should grab a gun (if you dont have one, a knife will also do the trick, albeit less effectively) and rob this greedy motherfucker.

but keep in mind, if you arent persuasive enough to make him keep his mouth shut afterwards, you may have to actually kill him to get away with it.

good luck my friend, report back after you kill this guy for $40 worth of bud. you won't regret it when you're super duper blazed tonight broooooooooo

>>723847929
Mug rootbeer is meta

>>723859850
yea i noticed that was a hand and not a thumb after i asked... looks good though, I'm guessing you blasted?? don't know where tf else you'd get a 97 gram slab lol

>>723859916
woooah kek i never said strong arm but if thats how you want to handle it I'm sure that could work

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>>723860122
Yes. Passive closed loop blasting. Pic related

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>>723860122
Also thank you, I appreciate the compliment. Not my material, it was grown by someone else so credit to them. I swear you could teach a monkey the passive extraction process

>>723857947
Das nice dude, how did you drill the hole without fucking the whole thing up?

>>723860437
how much you pay for that shit man lol

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Omg how the hell do you fail that ahahahahahahah a ahahahahahahah ah how retarded are you ahahahahahahah ahahahahah so easy wtf?!

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>>723860711
I make it. In Oregon.

>>723847929
lol, fucking retarded nigger.

>>723848888
Dude, sorry. You gotta follow through OP.
>>723847929
And you're a >>723850999

>>723860857
really
holy fuck man
pretty nice shatter man

>>723849262
fag

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I ran out so now i do this

>>723854512
about 3 quardlarks.

>>723848946
>>723861173
that stem come withit

kinda wish there was a board or general on here for drug discussion. 8ch is slow and i don't feel like migrating to something like 420ch

>>723860437
fuck, a 4 ounce slab. what did that bad boy cost you? I'm getting some ~70% honey oil for $15 a g. cant complain when that's what most people pay for mediocre flower around here.

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>>723860857
I kid you not. Thank you. Usually takes 5-6 hours to do a run. I'm pretty sure anyone could do it. Common sense stuff.

>>723861173
Bro thats so gnar. How much is an oz or lb where you live? Here, you can get oz's of herb for $100- $180 and a lb for $1,000-$2,000.


Pic related. Last summer's outdoor.

Smokin on some pineapple express and Razz.

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>>723861720
I make it my good man. It sells for $280 an oz or $20 per gram. What state you in? The market is ridiculously flooded with bho in Oregon.

>>723861132


That is meant for you > >>723861754

>>723862163
aigh

>>723861754
like 80 bucks at the place i go to (Cathy's compassion center) but thats just a sale right now usualy its 100ish

>>723852788
And still you're here bragging about it with a bunch of losers. Get out of here for real if you're managing to handle things in your life.

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>>723862070
Indiana. The herb aint too bad either. Same quality as the best shit I saw out at the denver dispensaries. cant complain too much at $200 a zip.

>>723855474
idk m8, that hAPPEDED TO ME A WHILE BACK. BUT I TOOK A TBREak. i smoke more oil and eat more edible than i smoke now tho. . idk....give it time and though m8./ sorry drunk

>>723859850
nice, looks stable af

>>723863022
Looks good to me.
The only other state I've traveled to as an adult is CA and I went to LA for 5 days for a concert and it was the most expensive weed I'd ever fucking bought at like $50 an eighth and $45 a gram for regular ass BHO.

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>>723863773
For me the only time it comes out dark and poopy and oily is when the material I run is old as fuck or has a lot of fan leaves. Fire in, fire out.

>>723863950
Colorado dispensaries were ridiculous too. You can find a deal if you look but really nice buds like mine were $55 an 8th and shatter was $40 a g all the way up. I know black market shatter out there is more like $450 an O.

>>723847929
mk ultra and blue hawaiian

>>723860280
i just took it to its logical conclusion

but for real, if someone is gonna try to rip you off that badly, you might as well just take the next step to first degree murder during the commission of an armed robbery.
If you do it in a state that has the death penalty, you may get convicted and sentenced to death, but at least you'll get mega high tonight and maybe watch a cool movie on netflix, ya feel me?

>>723865016
Those prices a fucking nuts to me dude. Lol. I can't imagine selling an oz of dabs for $450, I'd be nigger rich. It goes for $300 at most around here.

The secret to the written test bro... skip all the ones you aren't a least 80% sure about.

P.S.

you're a dumb slut

>>723865445
shatter goes for around 350 here. crumble 300.

>>723847929
>the study book id s thinly veiled cheat sheet
>no one watches you take it


you shouldnt be driving