F U C K >rip my life

>>723845377
tits or gtfo

>>723845501
This

>>723845377
hey girl

Wtf how come you didn't swallow your bags? Are you going to quit?

>>723845377
>probation for 4 months
>rip my life
>4 fucking months
shut up junky. get clean for 4 months and then you can do what you want again

>>723845377
Heroine?
Bravo OP. You win.

top kek whining about 4 months of probation get lost bitch

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>>723845501
.

>>723845743
already got methadone and since i have tests every other week i can still manage using without going to jail lol

>>723845858
Fucking for real.
Literally does one of the worst drugs imaginable and complains about catching probation.
How about you not slowly kill yourself?
Better yet, keep fucking doing it. Ruin yourself.
Another one bites the fucking dust.

>>723845377

LOL @ 4 months probation. Your life isn't fucked. The only ongoing issue you will have other than your addiction is with employment and travel, although I'd imagine you are not the working type regardless.

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>>723845982
You should just OD, it will help not only yourself, but also save all the trouble you put your family and friends though.

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>>723846154
thyanks for the advice

>>723845982
I love how you're proud of fucking shooting up.
You're scum and have probably fucked over your whole family and friends stealing and selling shit.

My cousin is a junkie. Started on pills and it escalated to that. Stole, lied, prostituted, and gave up her own son who is now pretty much like a little brother to me.
No one wants anything to do with her now and she's on a slow slope down. It's sad.

But if you don't wanna FUCKING help yourself, rot. Because you're a poor excuse of life and you affect everyone around you.

Get help. Go to rehab. And fucking quit it.

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>>723846284
oh yeah that totally means a lot coming from someone else that uses 4chan

grow up not all people get addicted

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>>723846153
why would you assume that i'm not the working type lol

i'm not a full blown junkie idiot

Tits with track marks or gtfo junkie

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>>723845377
Ey girl we should do heroin and bang.

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>>723846822
lol

>>723846496
Four months probation for heroine sounds a lot like addiction to me, fuck head.
The first step is admitting you have a problem. You think it's normal to shoot up? Really? Really?

You're not gonna help yourself. So I'm wasting my breath. That's the only person who can stop you, so there's no point.

Go on. Go get high tonight. Have fun. But don't bother coming home. No one cares, anyway.

>>723846767
Pretty much if you do Heroine more than once you're royally fucked. You'll say you're not addicted, but the first thing you worried about was the fact that you can't shoot while on probation.
Delusional.

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>>723846945
hmmm I wonder why you're so hostile..

and lmao it's not normal to be high 24/7

i only use a few times a week

4 months? they gave my 17 year old son one year probabtion with a 3 fucking year suspended sentence!!!!!!!!!!
BULLSHIT HOW YOU BITCHES GET OFF SO EASY!!!!!!!!

>>723847181
>be a woman
>get off easy
>profit

>>723846767
Don't worry, he's clearly never heard the term "working girl".

the fuck is a drug impact area? so basically you're to stay out of the hood? did i get that correct?

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>>723847266
lol okay whatever you say friend

>>723847296
uhh one second i'll show you

>>723847181
As a mother of a heroine user. Do you condone this?

>>723845377
Tits. Now.

>>723847296
By the looks of it OP has to stay away from any area that is known for selling heroin or where addicts meet up.

Yup, probation can be ass

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>>723847181
this too.... i can't believe what I'm reading.
Headline: H junky gets FOUR MONTHS probation, can't handle it
off yourself.... better yet, just keep using at your "not addicted/only a few times a week" pace and you'll get a bad hit soon enough. if you were a guy that would be at least a year probation btw and your piss will probably never even get tested you dumb cunt

>>723847396
Do i condone what? My son getting a harsher sentence than her, as a minor and his first offense? Thats bullshit. The system is FUCKED.

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>>723847296
yeah here's where i can't go lol

Ayyy 503 whaddup yamhill county here

>>723847555
i'm not sure why he got that long.. this is my first drug related offence

>>723847555
your son probly isn't a cock sucker like she is. or maybe he is

>>723847303
>I'm not a strawberry

Suuure just keep telling yourself that op. Maybe one day it will be true.

>>723845377
Lucky cunt. On 2 years house arrest for personal possession of weed in FL.

>>723845377
4 months probation for a felony. Fuck you. I got 2 years for a goddamn traffic misdemeanor.

>>723847126
It hits home, man. I have to see this poor 7 year old boy grow up wondering why his aunt and grandma have to raise him and understanding that his mother chose drugs over him.

It's tough seeing my grandmother cry because the child she once loved stole everything from her for drugs, and will then verbally and physically abuse her for money, so she had to move just to get away from her.

It's tough seeing my own cousin alienated by everyone because she can't fucking get a grip of her life, face reality, and try to get better.

And you dancing with the devil's needle just really irritated me. Like what you do is "no biggie" like you're only smoking a cigarette with a beer or some shit.

It's not. It's heroine. The mack daddy of all drugs.
You're so... You're so fucking terrible... Stop... For the love of God just get clean.

>>723847676
To clarify. Felony amount. First offense

>>723847572
So, is east side or west side holding the good shit right now? Still waiting on tits.

>>723847703
Fucking cry baby, I got ten years max security for littering

>>723847555
No. That he does fucking heroine, genius.

>>723847676
no one answered my question wtf is drug impact area

>>723847797
Known nigger zone.

>>723847797
the anus

>>723847628
It was his first offense, period. You dont understand because you are used to the advantages of being female. Notice other men saying they got worse than you for their first?

>>723847516
This shit makes me sick. Read my story I'm dealing with. I hope karma gets this woman, man.

>>723846496
>Not all people get addicted
>To fucking heroin

Goddamn please off yourself junkie

>>723847733
lol if you have family that honestly doesn't carea bout you and you're not planning on having any kids who the fuck are you to judge me
>>723847797
you look at this
>>723847572
i cant go in this area because theres basically a heroin 'epidemic' in that area

>>723847793
Well throwing a dead, fucked out toddler out the window is a bit more than 'littering', but if that's how you choose to see it I'm not going to argue.

Resident of Multnomah county here: Fuck you, you fucking junkies are the goddamn worst.

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>>723845501

>>723847907
No, that's the prison impact zone.

>>723847797
Fuck if I know. I'm assuming other anon had it right . The ghetto or some shit where the drugs had "the most impact on citizens"
I'm just pissed I can't leave my house for another 17 months.. over WEED.. and she gets 4 months for fucking mud.

>>723847909
they must've done something stupid like piss off the cops or some shit idk?
>>723847980
lmao not everyone is that bad

>>723846767

Fairly reasonable assumption. I had a friend who swears he wasn't a junky, nevermind a full blown one. Even when he did find employment at minimum wage jobs, his ass was canned within a few weeks. Employers tend to find out about drug use without the need for piss tests.

In any event, even if you do have any sort of work ethic, I sincerely wish you good luck. I've heard that it's brutal in the states to secure employment once you're convicted of a misdemeanor, let alone a felony.

>>723847793
I know you guy just troll but I in real got a month jail for being overweight in a 'non-overweight area' in uzbekistan

>>723847999
>no time stamp


>>723847941

This is true. As an opiate, heroin use results in a physical addiction

thats fucked up. you get busted for a crime and you're supposed to stay out of the hood? the irony with this is you probly live in the hood, you bang needles and suck cock

>>723847941
I had to take a double take on that bitch.
I was like, the fuck? This isn't video games. It's fucking HEROINE.

>>723847999
EWWWW.

>>723847999
Let's see that sweet ass.

Trips czeched

Thats what you get fucking druggy

>>723847999
Show us the track marks and half black babies now.

>>723847942
Whatever. Like I said. It's like talking to a brick wall. Do what you want.

I give up on humanity. Selfish pieces of shit.

she probly aint even bangin heroin. shes probly shootin up dilly's

>>723847796
No of course not but do you understand why probation is so tough? he doesnt have to use H to go to prison for 3 damn years. he only has to mess up some other way. It could be something simple...hes 17 and stupid...he might think smashing mailboxes late at night with a ball bat with his friends would be just way cool man. And hes gone for 3 years. Drug offenses need treatment not a life changing prsion term that can be triggered by expired tags on your car.

>>723847909
This guy.. agreed. Listen to him. I'm the two year CC, for first offense of felony weed ...

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>>723848107
meh
>>723847181
i still got a suspended license lol
>>723848138
thats obviously not me
>>723848143
projecting much?
>>723848160
yeah okay found the sheltered kid its not as big of a deal is you think it is

>>723845982
Your still gonna keep using? My god you just got 4 months probation and the drug impact area ban ruling seems eerily similar to a sex offenders list, but your gonna use herion and try to game the system? You deserve the slow pathetic death you have coming to you. What a pathetic human being.

I could understand the light sentence if OP were sexy but dayum...

>>723845501
kek

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>>723848557
thaaaanks you too
>>723848600
like i said not me

>>723845377
You're doing heroin, your life is already RIP idiot.

>>723845501
fpbp

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>>723848696
know what's funny?

i'm still probably better off than you will ever be

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>>723847793
I just got fined $50 and had to clean up the garbage.

>>723846496
Lol at you bitch. Comparing 4chan users to h addicts. And I emphasize addicts because you very much are an addict if your complaining of a 4 month probation. Then going off and saying but you still find ways to use it. Fuck you

>>723847999
Tits with track marks or GTFO

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>>723848892
what's your problem?

if i'm not affecting other people then why the fuck would you care

>>723848446
I experienced the shit first hand with a heroine junkie, fucking retard. That's what I was just explaining.
Are you fried right now?
Well, you got your fat tits out for no real reason. So you probably are.

That shits gross by the way. Made me gag a bit. I thought heroine was supposed to make you skinny. Maybe you should take up crack, too.

>>723848808
Well I don't have a piece of fucking paper telling me I can't go somewhere because I'm not a tool

>>723847646
Well since I doubt the court would consider a street corner to be a place of work, she probably isn't one anymore.

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>>723849065
it doesn't mean that you idiot
if i get arrested in those areas then i'm fucked

>>723849046
lmao ok why the fuck would i post pictures of myself if i'm blocking out my personal info
>>723849129
gotta feel better about yourself by putting others down huh

>>723848328
Oh. Very true. Yeah dude, I remember doing stupid shit in my teens. Obviously not drugs, anything beyond pot, that is. But we found it fun to break into abandoned buildings and stuff. You know what a trespassing charge is like? Probably not fun. Thank God we never got caught. Lol

Opiate junkies are the worst human beings in the world. I have several in my family, (Its destroying the white working class). when our 98 year old Grandmother was dying on of them stole her pain medication and she had to suffer the final couple days of her life. Fuck you junkies. Just OD already!

>>723849238
I just had this convo with my kid yesterday. He and his friends came home and said they had been exploring an old abandoned factory. I flipped out because yes, that would send him to prison.

>>723849018
Because you're scum. Duh. Go lay in an ally and do tar, shit for brains.

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>>723849327
again generalizing lol

not all people are those fuckups

like i said earlier i only use a few times a week and i wouldn't even think of stealing from anyone one know i that

>>723849469
k

>>723849188
You probably are that fat anyway.

And you're obviously not the brightest person. So.

>>723849543
"obviously not the brightest person"

insecure much :)

>>723849457
I got busted Urban Exploring a state facility. Had to do 48 hours community service before trial and got off w/ nolle prosse. Def. not worth it, especially when cops had their guns drawn because I had outrun them on foot then they finally found us. Told me that if we ran again they would've opened fire. Little dick rookie cop.

You dont have to show your face to show your tits. neck down is fine but you will need the timestamp. we have RULES here and ever since weve been getting so much mainstream attention theres been a shit ton of faggots that dont enforce the RULES. The number one rule for women is TITS OR GTFO!!!! Nobody cares about your secret fucking identity bitch.

>>723849018
you are effecting other people

Do you have parents? siblings? pets? friends from before you started using?

your drug use has a huge impact on your relationships with those people

>>723849514
"K"ing me as if this is some tinder conversation you wanna end. Lol
No bitch. You have a problem. And we're gonna keep telling you that until you OD or do something about it. There are plenty of us out here that know your type, no matter how much you think "we're projecting", youre just like every user.

We're tired of people like you. Just.... Go the fuck away.

Tits or OD

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> be female
> come to /b/
> not showing tits

Where do you think you are, you fucking cunt? There are rules. Follow them or kill yourself

>>723849457
>>723849704
It sucks because it's so fascinating to do. But yeah. Can land you in some shit. Just tell him to stick to exploring the woods and stuff. Things you know he can get his wild streak out without also running into the law. You can't just tell him not to do it. He'll just defy you and shrug it off. Just give him other, better ideas that sound just as "badass" and fun. The woods were my safe haven man. So much fun shit to do to get your wild streak out without worrying about police.

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>>723849772
theres a reason why people start using and if i had stable family/relationships obviosuly i don't think things would've ended up like this but its probably better than living a regular life

>>723849821
you're honestly a terrible human being if you actually believe what you're saying

>>723849643
I've been talking to you for about an hour and all you've spewed is retarded retorts like "u don kno me. U don kno mi life."

Wouldn't exactly call it insecurity. More like irritation.

>>723845377
GRILL?

>>723850102
i use to have quite the problem myself with H. took me quite a long time to finally come clean. i think MDMA helped personally lol. i started doin a lot of that for awhile (shut up)

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>>723850164
is anyone forcing you to be here? then leave maybe? people these days lmao

>>723850294
ehhh mdma isnt my thing

>>723845377
>>portland, not even once.

funny how tweaker and junkie city still attracts innocents from all around the usa. like flies to shit i guess.

>>723849188
Hey asshole, your document isn't completely hiding all information. It won't take much for a jaded 4chan user to download that document pic and snapshot this whole thread to send to your county courts office. Your probably on your phone in this thread right? IP address saved.

>>723849985
Kek
>>723850102
Tried reasoning with you. I don't really care if you kill yourself. I don't care if you get better. Just do one or the other and go away.

https://youtu.be/3fVUU7Drv2I

>>723850372
you realize that theres only specific parts that are shit right

you can be in the pearl district with 4k m/o rent apts and then go 2 blocks and end up in shithole city

>>723850382
kay whatever

>>723850429
me too though <3

>>723850048
fuck off sperg

>>723850753
^

>>723846496
Well you did say earlier that you're going yo continue using despite the fact you probably have a criminal record (I assume) and the undoubted health effects it must have. I think it's safe to say you are

>>723850551
You really don't get it. You obviouslyrics want to be thrown in jail. You didn't block out your first initial. Your birth year has an 8 at the end. The dates of the probation are showing. The judges is showing etc. Your a moron and I hope one of these faGs sends your shit to the cops and they search your phone data records lol

>>723850812
Seconded. Lock her away. It'll be funny.

>>723850806
deciding to keep using and not being able to quit are 2 completely different things

>>723850812
>>723850921
never understood why some people are filled with this much hate

>>723850551
Pearl is just glazing over the shit. That's why they started spreading over past Burnside, if you've noticed the street signs. There are alot of other cities to live in where you don't have to wrestle sombrero wearing tweekers just to get to your car.

>>723849188
"gotta feel better about yourself by putting others down huh" im not that guy but fuck you cunt. coming to the internet to cry and expecting everyone to circle jerk sorry for you kys junkie

>>723851281
then don't be broke and drop the extra $200 mo on the included parking garage?

>>723851307
judging by everyones replies you really think that i expect pity from people on 4chan? k

>>723851045
its not hate people are filled with its disgust... you are a heroin junkie complain you got caught like wtf don't u get? you will get a bad reaction from everyone and no random person will care about you especially if you start off by saying you do heroin like fucking hell.

>>723851486
theres a DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING ADDICTED AND USING FOR FUN why assume the worst?

>>723851426
Is there a parking garage at Walgreens? Or should I just send my butler down there? Also, btw, china town now being labeled part of the pearl is fucking beyond ridiculous.

>>723851426
"judging by everyones replies you really think that i expect pity from people on 4chan? k" Yes i do because you needed to judge peoples replies before knowing that no one would pity you.... you said it yourself you needed to judge first... you must be a junkie most people are not this dumb

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>>723850753
Kill yourself you nu-male faggot. This druggie bitch is subhuman and has no use outside of tits. How dare you defy that global rule of /b/, you shitlipped fuckface. I've boiled cabbage with more purpose than you.

I sincerely hope the worst for you in your life. You absolute baboon. You literal piece of farm equipment. Fuck you, and I truly mean it. Die.

>>723851486
you understand there is a stigma around heroin being one of the worst fucking drugs like wtf don't u get? stop being a contrarian you know exactly what we all mean and the stigma that comes with it. no one gives a fuck if you say you only use for fun and are not addicted and no one will believe you

>>723851426
I'm starting to think this is a fucking bait thread. There's no way some bitch would come on here, post a thread and yet "not care about what people think" then go on to say she does heroine, isn't a junkie, but doesn't wanna stop. "Why is everyone so mad at me lol"
Because people similar to you really have fucked people over in our lives. And you act like it's no big fucking deal like this is some McDonald's playpin cakewalk shit.

You're fucking scum.

>>723850812
Just how much of a sperg are you?

>>723851681
>autism at its finest

>>723851654
nice insults? wow being called a junkie and being called stupid makes me feel sooooooo bad just fuck off

>>723851681
holy shit you are really really delusional
calling me subhuman saying that im fucking useless as if you're not? ok my friend

>>723851819
>>723851823

>>723851823
this guy gets it. junkies cause problems and when you build up a tolerance you will need more heroine, that mcDs paycheck and daddy wont pay for the extra dope this bitch needs soon she will steal/rob.

>>723852054
i dont steal and never will im not a fuck up

>>723851959
you say nice insults but you wont really respond to context of my writing... i caught you being dumb say you messed or say you are just baiting everyone w.e but accept fault instead of running and getting high you piece of shit

>>723852114
wait till you need more H... go read about tolerance im sure you dont understand what that is if you are saying you wont steal now. its why the rest of us dont touch the shit

>>723852054
Read my earlier posts going off on her. Shes JUST like my cousin that's fucked over half my family, stole, sold herself, and pretty much almost ruined her son's life had we not stepped in to take care of him.

She's getting there. I'd say my cousin was about 5 months away from the real bad behavior when she started acting like OP. This will work itself out. Just be glad you don't know her personally.

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>>723851045
>deciding to keep using and not being able to quit are 2 completely different things
> i can quit jet anytime i want im not an addict I swear smoothskin

>>723852211
know what?

i get high to escape yeah no shit and you know what?

I
DONT
CARE

>>723852293
YEAH ill build up a tolerance if iuse daily but

>>723852410
HAHAHA
There's no fucking way someone this stupid exists.

>>723852570
>
>>723852570
thanks s assholes

you know what all of you can g o fuick yourselve]]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxpajZX6qUg

>>723852720
That's the same person. Me.

>>723852871
Aaaaand she's high. She shot up. That's it guys, No helping her now.
/Thread

>>723853343
call her probation officer. say shes high and trying to sell herself. say shes scaring customers away from your pawn shop.

I dont get it when people say you get instantly addicted to heroin or crack. Ive done both multiple times. Sometimes several days in a row and several times per month. Then months at a time without either. i never once felt addicted and never once made bad economic decisions to get it. I think some types of people will be addicted to anything they use, from alcohol to heroin to crack. But some us just dont have addictive traits I guess.

>>723853613
i have to agree with this in a sense. some people definitely have more of an addicting personality. prolonged use of either of those drugs though will land you a solid addiction though. thats for sure. even a weekend user is still an addict

>>723853613
Now, to be fair, I smoked the crack in blunts with weed and just snorted the h. One time i did shoot some coke but I did not like that feeling at all. it was like taking too many diet pills. not a good rush at all and maybe that turned me off to needles.

>>723846496
I hope you shoot up a bad batch thats spiked with 10x the lethal limit of fentanyl you fucking degenerate junkie.

fucking heroin is such a god damn shitty drug. its even ruining other drugs. i love how when i buy MDMA now im on the lookout for fentanyl in my shit. its lovely isn't it.

>>723853613
well I can't sayy because ive never tried either . However i've had other things that are considered highly addictive and never felt addiction. I think some are more venerable than others from light use. Im sure heavy use for anyone will lead to addiction however

Traced OP and found a video of her. I like her coat.

https://youtu.be/m5I8MVjlSoQ

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>>723854748
You really expect us to believe you and give your shitty channel views?

>>723854263
im afraid to sniff some blow even because scummy fucks will flip you some bunk shit to make a few dollars and then go get high, thinking they're fucking tony montana

>>723854748
does he have a piece of pipe or something lol

>>723855137
its actually worth the watch kek they toss that bitch around and beat on the dude with a stick

>>723845982

you clearly _can't_ manage using. or you wouldn't already be on probation. don't mistake the County going soft on you as anything other than the unearned gift that it is.

your mind is addled right now. spend two weeks clean (of everything including alcohol) and see how you feel after.

>>723855141
that may have been the case a long time ago. i go straight to the source these days with most everything. even when i buy mdma buds like chippin it off a big ol rock. im not much into blow tho these days, that was my 20's

>>723848117

i really hope this is a real thing

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>>723851681
>Kill yourself you nu-male faggot.
B8
>no use outside of tits
and how do you know this
>literal piece of farm equipment
>literal piece
>literal
gg

>>723855707
This bitch went off to get high after everyone called her a dumb fuck

>pray she ODs

She nodded out with her phone in her hand.

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Guys, I found a picture of OP

I think I have a bit of an alcohol addiction that developed once I came to college. I still get nearly all A's but it's still scary.
I'm only 22. How fucked am I?

>Least it's not heroine. But this post has me thinking now. Fuck.

>>723857782
Scroll up when she same fagged the same reply and then talked in "I can't type" immediately after. She's high as we speak, dude.

>>723857782
Good riddance

OP is Whitney Houston's incarnate. You know. Without the talent.

>>723846024
This exactly. Might as well throw yourself off a bridge you'd be saving a lot of time and money

Pulp Fiction should have been more graphic so that people like this that already couldn't grasp the severity would get scared and fucking stop heroine.
Who am I kidding? She didn't watch that masterpiece.

>>723858587
bretty gud movie although requiem for a dream would be more applicable here

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>>723845377
Just because you can't travel to those areas doesn't mean you can't find a dealer to deliver your heroin.
Don't let the government make health decisions for you!
You're your own person!

>>723845377


>Portland
>Heroin

Why am I not surprised?

>>723858877
True. Forgot all about that one. There you go, OP. Movie night.

>>723859286
if only she was still here she might learn a thing or two from that movie

>>723859453
Unfortunately, probably not. She's find every chance to say "It's not like that." When we all know it is. And that's the point of these movies.
I learned a long time ago that people will never listen to anyine or do anything they don't already wanna do. She'll have to find out the hard way. Just sucks the hard way is pretty much fatal. Another. One. Bites. The. Dust.

>>723859453
Let's just learn from them and swear to never do the same. All we can do.

>>723858025
2 of my good friends are alcoholics and i had the pleasure of living with them both on 2 separate occasions over the past 5 years. a real alcoholic is pathetic. one of them would drink literally anything to get a buzz. the other had a lot of money, would wake up every day, wait until the liquor store opened up. went down and bought a pint, would be pacing around the house by the time i got home and would be askin me to run down and get him a bottle. (why he didnt buy a 26 is beyond me). every damn day repeat. seeing either of these fools without a drink is pathetic. "ohhh i need to change my life bla bla bla" "im gonna sell the house and move out west booo hoooo" . the one with money sold cars for a living (with a DUI) so yeah i did a lot of driving whne i lived with him

>>723860091
>>723860039
RIP if she was cute what a fucking waste of a life

>>723858025
an alcoholic always needs a drink. a university student just parties a lot.

>>723847126
>I only use it a few times a week

Oh, ok so there's nothing wrong at all in that case. Please continue to moterately slam dope.

>>723860872
kek

>>723847793
I cut one of those 'Do Not Remove' tags off my mattress. 15 to life I'm looking at.

>>723860147
Jesus. Thank God I'm not like that. Wow. And I'll be damned if I get to that point either.

>>723860181
Yeah. Well. I wouldn't want that mess anyway.

>>723848138
>no time stamp
You just can't see it because it's covered up.

>>723860343
I don't party a lot. Well. I do. But I just like a drink every weekend before getting sick if the feeling. Lol

>>723860872
She only uses 14 times a week shit give her a break man. It's not like heroin is some dangerous drug or anything...

>>723860872
Kek

>>723848117
Greentext needed.

>>723861432
>covered up
LOL

>>723860147
Greentext a night you went out with these guys? Sounds like it could be funny and/or cringe.

Can't believe this thread is still going. Thought it would have ended with Overdose An Hero

>>723861547
She had a timestamp but she ate it.

>>723845377
I was on drug court probation for 2 years and I went right back to doing drugs the day I got off. Suck it up, pussy.

>>723861656
Apparently /b/ has enough of a brain to tell her how fucked she is. I'm surprised too.

>>723861656
pretty sure she did od fam
see
>>723852410
and
>>723852871
>last of her replies

>>723861751
She did. She's sucking a dick for a hit as we speak. Scroll up to when she tapped out. Kek

>>723849188
Evanescence?
Yeah, your beyond hope. Give my your PayPal so I can send you some cash to buy a shitload of dope. You have to promise to do it all in one shot and OD.

>>723861623
dude i grew up with them both. this one story is 100% true. if it weren't for my dad wed be fucked.
gonna make this one quick
friend 1
>works for himself, sells cars from his house
we had 2 cars in the driveway at one point
>supercharged grand prix, hyundai accent
>anon can you drive me to my date im too drunk (and has a dui)
>sure i said
>eventually get in the grand prix and go to start the car
>car wont idle
>keep trying
>nothing
>eventually decide to push the grand prix out of the way so we can get the accent out
this guy lives on a fucking super steep hill
>push grand prix out of driveway easily
>too far
>car turns on hill
>i try to jump in and stop it, runs over my leg
>car gains speed and takes off down the hill
>slams into neighbors van but keeps going
>goes onto next neighbors yard and rips out this small tree
>keeps going until it smashes into the next neighbors house just destroying his new front deck/door
>call up my dad and tell him hes gotta get here quick
>shows up with tow straps and pulls the car back up the hill.
>NOT A SINGLE NEIGHBOR CAME OUT (it was around 8pm)
>we tarp the car off
>next day we boot it to the junk yard
somehow the junk yard gods blessed us with the exact same year car/color. we took the front fenders, bumper and hood. car was smashed to fuck, now looks brand new. profit.
we owed a lot of money, car was not insured at all

>>723861623
i have 100's of drunken drugged out stories with both of these idiots. we were fucking 30 when we ran the car down the hill.

>>723862041
Kek

Yo is OP kill? It sure look like she got high from the way she was typing. Well RIP

>>723862373
can you make it a lot quicker than that?

>>723845377
wow, 4 months probation?
fucking shut up

>>723862373
FUCKING LOL
Was going on a date drunk too. A nice, easily forgettable touch.

>>723845982
You are a waste of tax dollars

>>723862518
Oh man, dude. Dump any story you want. Don't gotta make it quick. If this thread 404's you gotta make a new one with your drunken escapades.

>This chicks high as a kite anyway. She's not coming back.

>>723845377
>kill yourself
Bitch

>>723862623
Prolly.

>>723862650
one time he was wasted drunk drivin one of his cars around, ran outa gas (at 2 am)
>parks the fuckin car in some random driveway (idiot)
>chucks the keys somewhere (smart)
>gets arrested on the way back (house with random driveway called the cops)
> car isn;t in his name
>wont admit to driving it
while hes detained the police come to the house (im living there at this point) im all coked out of er at like 3 am dealing with 2 cops at the door asking me if im this guy.
long story a little shorter the next day we saw his car parked IN FRONT of the impound lot. he stole it back with the spare key. sold it, profit

>>723862712
That was just the cherry on top of this thread. Kek

>>723863047
>>723863116
>inb4 news post in portland about some chick oding or getting raped looking for heroin lmao

>>723863189
Dude has amazing luck. No fucking way. Lmao

>>723863371
That happens frequently, it's just not made in the news.

>>723863127
Meh in the words of some video game character I don't remember " A loss so small the world will hardly notice"

>>723863371
>This thread makes the news
>We're all movie stars now.
>HiMom.jpg

>>723863585
Just pisses me off that the mentality of these people are so selfish. They won't get help and will fuck anyone they know over. It's just really sad. I wish the world worked in they way that people would listen to reason. But that's non-existent.

>>723845377
>im not addicted lol
>FUCK FOUR MONTHS PROBATION MY LIFE IS OVER
>im not addicted I only do it a few times a week
>definition of delusional

>>723861338
TopKek

>>723863448
around here they're closed on sunday, our luck was good, lot was full.

Niggers and mud people sell drugs.

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>Probation no jail time
> Fuck my life

Fuck you, you little Whitney junkie bitch. If you were a dude you'd be sitting 6 months and probation for 2 years.
Poor you princess.

>>723863890
The fuck is a mud person. Lol

>>723863047
yeah maybe. id have to think to get some full stories. ive had a lot of stories with my other buddy too but those aren't too funny, its usually me pulling him out of some sort of trouble

>>723864001
Pretty sure this thread just redpilled me on how lucky and stupid bitches are

>>723863765
Yeah that's really true, instead of dealing with there problems people resort to self medicating and end up fucking everyone they know over for another hit but insist they don't have a problem. Junkies just don't listen man

>>723864190
Looks like the only way they can "get help" is by finally killing themselves huh

>>723864078
Dude. Take a good 30 minutes, jot a few down (with the back story of who they are in the OP) and get one rolling. Could be the best thread tonight.
Your other friend sounds funny too.
>Let us know when you make the thread.

>>723845982
What was the probation for? I mean I don't think there's anything wrong with using drugs, it's your body, do what you will.

>>723864190
Thus why we don't call them Treasuries.

>>723864390
>when some good comes out of a junkie an heroing (heh)

Yeah it's pretty sad, but some people never learn

>>723864477
>Meth is okay in moderation you should try it sometime come on everyone's doing it

>>723845377
>gonna act all sad because they didn't put my balloon hand ass in jail

hopefully this is the DAs new plan to get you all to kill yourselves.

>>723864482
Kek that's right anon

>>723864527
If calling her a dumbass for shooting up then telling her to do it because it's better than having her be around to ruin anyone elses life like the junkie in my life has done, then yeah. I'm Superman, dude.

>>723864114
why do you think so many betas play dress up?

>>723864527
But a "my friends are alcoholics and here are their fucked up adventures" thread sounds golden as fuck. Kek

>>723846496
>not all people get addicted.

To heroine bitch?
I've done it.
I've kicked it.
Shut the fuck up.
Sure you do it once not all people get addicted, you do it a couple times a week? EVERYONE gets addicted because if you like it enough to do it weekly, it's working on your opioid receptors and it means you're prone to addiction. susceptible to opiates and this is the KING. You can't control prolong use. You're an idiot bitch. Why are women allowed to think? This is the logic we end up with. At least men know what they're doing and accept it, women have to create a fucking reality where heroine isn't addictive so that they can keep their own image of themselves.
Bitch I'll buy you the bag to OD on if you promise to shoot it all.

>>723864574
>takes huge hit of crystal off pipe

I mean, *itch itch* pretty much man

>nervous laughter

who needs sleep right? ahahhahhhahahhahahha

In all seriousness, I don't give a shit. I know hard drug uses who are good people who have jobs.

>>723864835
>"play dress up."
Fucking done. Lmao

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>people even bothering with some bitch who doesnt realize the value of life

>>723864967
They're subhuman. Lmao

>>723865262
>subhuman
kind of like people who post on /b/?

>>723865143
We're tryin 2 be supermayne

>>723865351
kek

>>723865327
Yeah. You saying /b/ is any better than crack?
You must be new here.

>>723864114
Word.

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>>723865396
Oh no, I thing /b/ is as bad (if not worse) than crack. Lord knows I can't stop.

>>723865587
How'd you get that picture of OP? That from tonight?

>>723865724
>Did heroine then dressed up like a bird in a dirty crack house

Checks out.

>[email protected]

DA IN Multnomah County if anyone wants to send off a screenshot or two.

>>723864390
>>723865938

>>723865971
Superman Prime over here.

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>>723865724
Yeah, it is. She was showing me her probation papers, hanging in my shitty "bird" den, and I traded her some smack for a nice blowey joey.

>>723866029
YES. Aight. /Thread
Let's go on over to the new thread to talk about drunk people as celebration for a job well done helping an addict.

>>723848808
>i'm still probably better off than you will ever be

im a 24 yr old guy doing a phd in biophysics. you're a filthy junky that would suck dick for half a g

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You moronare so fucking stupid. Follow the rules and don't talk to this bitch at all until tits and timestamp