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Who's retarded today?
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i am
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you
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>>723844584
still the niggers
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>>723844584
1
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6/2=3
1+2=3
3*3=9
/thread
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>>723844899
there we go
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I got 9, anybody else who says anything else is WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!
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>>723844899
Check'd and check'd again.
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>>723844899
dubs dont lie
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>>723844899
>>723844949
IT IS 1 NIGGERS
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>>723844899

Wrong.
Wrong!
WRONG!
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>>723845023
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>>723845023
FUCKTARD IT IS CALLED "PEDMAS" FUCKING DYS LEXIC AUTIST
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>>723844899
dubs never lie
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>>723845041
Fucking stupid nigger.
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>>723844899
it's sad when even dubs are retarded
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its 9.
pemdas is this
P
E
M or D
A or S
multiplication + division and addition + subtraction should be completed in the order that comes first
ex: 10 / 5 * 2 = 4, not 1
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>>723844899
This is the only correct answer. Anyone else deserves an apology from all their math instructors. Also, nice dubs.
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>>723845023
Wrooong. You do the work inside the bracket separately 1+2=3. You got the other part right, the 3, so you times the value outside the bracket with the thing within to get 3*3=9.
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>>723844584
Literally this thread again.

Europeans go by BOMDAS
Americans by PEMDAS

both are correct
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>>723845125
No, he's right. Seems you woke up to a mirror you fucking nigger.
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>>723844584
I'd say anyone who posts in these type of stupid threads is pretty retarted
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every fucking newfagging day
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>>723845192
Africans go by BONGOS
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>>723845296
Kekked
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>>723845160
this
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>>723845192
>BOMDAS
What the fuck?

Parentheses and brackets aren't the same thing, for one... what the fuck is O supposed to be?
Oexponents? Fucking britards adding unnecessary letter to their words, I swear
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>>723845260
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>>723845296
fucking KEK
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Bidmas guys. It's 1.
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>>723845219
Were you dropped as a baby or are just naturally a fucking retard?
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For anybody having issues with this use a fraction instead of the division symbol. Your answer will be 1
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>>723844899
Spotted the stupid nigger, OP
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>>723845296
>:¬)
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>>723845493
no
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>>723844584
The answer is 1, but if you're a retard--which I'm assuming you are--you'll think the answer is 9.
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>>723845564
6 over 2 (1+2)
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>>723845192
We didn't have fancy acronyms when I took high school math, just had to memorize the order of operations.
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>>723845493
3/1 which is 3 multipled by 3?
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>>723844584
The question is moot, as it's not a question of arithmetic, but a question of notation and specifically where you come from.

This shit is all over fucking facebook, yet you retards can't help but argue for your regional notation system, which this image intentionally exploits to get you dumbasses to argue over the ambiguity. See image, it can be seen as one of the two at the top, depending on your interpretation.

OP's faggotry is of the highest order, and just a desperate attempt to get the lowly folk like yourself to argue over something that doesn't have an answer due to ambiguity.
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>>723845980
You responding only gives OP what he wants
He has won
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>>723845771
no
see >>723845160
https://www.purplemath.com/modules/orderops.htm
you do whichever one is first: multiplication or division
in this case, it's division first.
6/2 = 3
3(3) = 9
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>>723845980
It's also the reason why they don't use the division symbol once you get into algebra or calculus, due to the ambiguity of the symbol. Everything is written in fractional form in higher maths for this reason.
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>>723844584
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>>723846069
Nono, what he wants is for people to argue about it because trolling is the only interaction he can force onto people that they can't avoid.

Instead, if we have a reasonable discussion and not act like apes over an intentional ambiguous question, he doesn't get what he wants. So let's all be friends and talk about how great math is, and how using proper symbols and notations results in a universally understood language.
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>>723846131
>>723846160
This right here.
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>>723846160
Don't argue with OP, he's baiting with intentionally vague shitposts from facebook. There is no right answer, you're just feeding the troll.

How are you doing today though friend?
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>>723845861
What? Why would you multiply the 3s you would divide. 6 over 2 (1+2) first step is either divide six by 2 or distrubute 2 into the brackets. 1st one leaves you with 3/(1+2) = 3/3 = 1 . Or second method leaves 6/(2+4) = 6/6 = 1
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>>723846462
See
>>723846131
>>723846410

Stop being a newfag, don't feed the trolls, etc. etc.
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>>723846462
what?? you should only distribute when there are variables inside the parenthesis. even still, you do the math inside the parenthesis first before multiplying.
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>>723846314
A more effective method would be to not respond at all.
Even a single response triggers others
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>>723844584
You because you're no different from the 2983473298423798432789423987 other "math" threads which rely on the same exact math trick involving the division symbol and order of operations. Why not pose some actually fucking interesting math problems for once?
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>>723846410
>There is no right answer
Of course there is. That answer is 9.
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>>723844584
9
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>>723844584
9
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It feels like it should be one, but nine is correct.

6 / 2(1 + 2)

evaluates the same as

6 / 2 * (1 + 2)
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>>723844584
Yes, I know this is a troll post on /b/ but it gives me an opportunity to procrastinate.

The form of the question is improper.
I will assume: 6/2*(1+2)=?

Brackets(the only operation is addition so we will perform this first, 1+2 = 3)
6/2*(3)=?

Order (there are no order operations in this equation)

Division (6/2 = 3)
3*(3)=?

Multiplication
9=?

Addition (no further operations)

Subtraction (no further operations)

The answer is 9 in lieu of any clarification from the OP.
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>>723844983
Its division, not multiplication you nigger
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All these fags debating whether its 1 or 9.

I got 7.
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>six dollars
>2 families
>2 parents one kid per family
>divided equally how many dollars does each person get?

atheists btfo
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>>723844584
You are OP. You will always be fucking retarded.
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>>72384733
bitch,

no.
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>>723847339
This...
>>2 parents [AND] one kid per family
or this?
>>2 parents[,] one kid per family
Will change the answer.
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>>723847625
Wat
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>>723844584
These problems are so stupid since no rational scientist or engineer this out in this manner. Always should be done with proper numerator/denominator

For example

6
----------------
2(1+2)

No ambiguity in that
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>>723845041
Pedmas my dude
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>>723844584
6/2(1+2)=?
6/2(3)=?
6/6=?
6/6=1
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>>723845192
Canadians by BEDMAS
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>>723844584
goodgamesgreg is, pls read http://imgur.com/a/tfV4o
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>>723847736
The phrasing of the statement in >>723847339
was a little imprecise. It could be taken to mean that there are two parents and one kid per family (3 people per family). Alternatively, a total of two parents, and one kid per family (2 people per family).

Given the "atheists btfo" comment it leads me to believe the intention was 3 people per family.
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>>723847886
see
>>723847070
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>>723844584
Let me break this down for all the people who are saying one. Starting from left to right

6/2

6 won't divide into 2 so make it a 22

6/22 equals 0.27

Now 1+2 equals 3

3 won't divide into 0.27 so drop the 0 and make it 27


3 will go into 27 9 times so the answer is 9. END OF STORY
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>>723848036
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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Gay thread.
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>>723847178
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>723844584
som faggot who still apparently needs help with his homework
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>>723844791
>>723844874
>>723845041
>>723845072
>>723845129
>>723845219
>>723845464
>>723845493
>>723845516
>>723845550
>>723845771
>>723845980
>>723846160
>>723846462
>>723847178
>>723847219
>>723847766
>>723847886
Fucking knuckle-dragging, Trump-sucking shit eaters. Go fuck yourselves while denying science and shredding the constitution.

The goddamn answer is 9 and will always be nine. There is no ambiguity with the way the question is written, just retards looking to start arguments..
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>>723845260
You need a website for this?
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>>723849902
>denying science and shredding the constitution
Constitution was invalid the moment we stole someone else's land
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>>723850258
for proof to silence the tards
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>>723850320
9
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>>723844584
1
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>>723844584
So why isn't it one? I'm trying to under, because following PEMDAS, you get 1. Have I been lied to?
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>>723849902
Did you never learn fucking BEDMAS you idiot. Learn to do order of operation.

6/2(1+2)
6/2(3)
6/6
=1
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>>723849902
oh shit, Your 2 incher is showing bro
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>>723850630
>6/2(3)
left to right, faggot.
6÷2(3)
6 ÷ 2 * 3
3 * 3
9
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>>723850520
It evaluates the same as 6 / 2 * (1 + 2)

Adjacency to parentheses does not increase priority, only being inside them does.
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>>723851111
holy quads nigga
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>>723850520
It's more like (PE)(MD)(AS). Each pair has equal priority.
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>>723850815
Learn grade 6 math you daft twat

http://www.mathsisfun.com/operation-order-bodmas.html
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>>723845192
No one else got BODMAS?
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>>723851572
What does that even stand for?
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PEMDAS
1
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>6:2(1+2)
6:2=3
1+2=3
When nothing inbetween multiply
3×3=9
And I suck at math.
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obvs 2
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>>723852134
>6÷2(1+2)
>6÷2×3
>6÷6=X
>X=1
FTFY
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>>723851976
(PE)(MD)(AS)
9
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>>723852498
HOUSE MD
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>>723844584
The answer is 1.

6 / 2(1+2), you do the math in the parenthesis first because in PEMDAS, you multiply first, and you have to multiply what is in the parenthesis by 2, so you need to figure out the number being multiplied, so do the addition to get 3. 2 * 3 = 6, then you get back to the main equation. 6 / 6 = 1.
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>>723853024
Multiplication and division have equal priority, so it's 9.
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9. Ti89
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>>723851381
ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB
the site itself says
"Multiply or Divide before you Add or Subtract"
"Otherwise just go left to right"
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>>723853664
They don't have equal priority, division is a convenient way of showing multiplication of the reciprocal.
Therefore the equation can be rewritten as 6 * ( 1 / ( 2 * ( 1 + 2 ) ) )
Which is 6 multiplied by 1/6.
Therefore 1 is the answer.
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Ever notice how everyone that says 1 calls the people that says 9 nigger?

Just goes to show you how dumb those racist hicks in the south are.
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>>723854846
false. Math PHD reporting in. You're retarded. kys.
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Yeh fuckin idiots
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>>723855368 Apparently im fucking retarded
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>>723855368
The Fe(y)
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>>723855655
No, you were right, but you don't fucking know how to write equations on a computer
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>>723854846
>They don't have equal priority, division is a convenient way of showing multiplication of the reciprocal.
so the multiplication of a reciprocal has equal priority because they're both multiplication? So it's still 9
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>>723855933
Oh
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>>723855933
>claims computer cannot possibly do math as good as him
>guaranteed failed algebra 1.

Sigh.
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Who's retarded today?
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>>723855933
That's the entire problem of the expression; it doesn't have consistent syntax.
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>>723856066
>you don't fucking know how to write equations on a computer

He didn't say a computer could do it better than him /shrug
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>>723856036
Wolfram's answer is correct.

6 / 2(1 + 2) = 6 / 2 * (1 + 2)

Multiplication and division, being inverses of each other, have equal priority, so it's just left to right.
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>>723856066
Apparently you can't fucking read, back to third grade you go!
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>>723856131
Exactly
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Duh
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>>723853664
>Multiplication and division have equal priority, so it's 9.
Parenthesis has priority, so it's 1
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>>723856292
The equation was entered correctly. He's a moron and you're a moron for suggesting he is right.
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>>723856479
>>723856757
see ^. My PH.D in mathematics trumps your GED, kid.
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>>723844899
Confirmed
/thread
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>>723856693
Yes, so you compute inside the parenthesis, then you preform multiplication/division, from left to right:
>6/2(3)
>6/2=3
>3*3= 9
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>>723846808
You're wrong. But it doesn't actually matter because it's literally all the same.
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>>723856294
It would be One though. You have to distribute the 2 to the (1+2) so it'd become 2+4 which equals 6/6 so it would be one.
>>723856757
I mean,
">claims computer cannot possibly do math as good as him
>guaranteed failed algebra 1.

Sigh." He never claimed to be able to do math better than it /shrug
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>>723856992
>>723856843
>>723856757
Welp, looks like I have to go kill my teachers then, sorry for the confusion anons
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>>723857132
Please do ty :)
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>>723857062
>You have to distribute the 2
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>>723844584
6/2(1+2)=-6/-2(1+2)
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>>723857132
>my functions teacher didn't have a degree (major or minor) in math.
Perhaps ask them what their major was?
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>>723857200
It doesn't matter if you did do it or not cause it'll still be six anyways. 2(1+2) = 2(3) = 6
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>>723848075
This is asinine
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Well, if you learned your math in the US in college for engineering the answer is 1.

Engineers always look for the simplest solution.
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>>723848075
are you fucking retarded. 6/2 is 3
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>>723857347
you don't multiply the parenthesis first. You compute inside the parenthesis,then you preform multiplication/division, from left to right:
>6/2(3)
>6/2=3
>3*3= 9
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I have a BS and MS in Maths. The answer is 1.

Anyone who said 9 is either a complete idiot who failed maths in secondary school and/or a 1/10 troll.
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>>723857565
that isn't following the order of operations. It's wrong
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>>723857605
>BS in math
>Answer is 1.
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>>723857390
I know right? 6/22 is 0.27272727
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>>723851381
use google or wolfram. Go ahead. I'll post the equation right here:

6 ÷ 2(1+2)

Post back with your apology, moron.
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>>723857643
That is following operations. "Parenthesis" only refers to the computation inside the parenthesis. After that, it's left to right.
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Parenthesis comes before division, fucking autists.
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>>723857685
As I said, 1/10 troll.

Go fuck yourself.
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>>723857785
Parenthesis
Exponents
Multiplication Division
Adding Subtracting
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I can't believe I'm fucking reading this shit.
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>>723857785
It's not following them you skipped straight to division you fucking fag
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>>723857836
If you've taken any logic course in either HS of uni, you'd know that it's not 1. If you didn't need to take a logic course, your university failed you...
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>>723857785
You only compute left to right if you have one type of operation. I.E., 9/3/3=1.

Otherwise, you do multiplication first, then division. Same with addition and subtraction.

In truth, you almost never have the stupid division symbol or a slash symbol in real maths in the first place, because it confuses division for stupid people for precisely this stupid reason.
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That moment when your school goes by fucking GEMDAS
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>>723851381
You stupid, stupid piece of shit.

Here's the answer. 9.
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> nein 9
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Here you go faggots. The OP is not a proper expression of this form for precisely the reason of trolling faggots who don't understand how a division symbol works.
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>>723844584
pemdas-

1+2=3
6/2=3
3x3=9
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>>723857996
you've haven't said anything different.... Again
""Parenthesis" only refers to the computation inside the parenthesis".

>>723858074
Read it like:

>6/2*(1+2) = 6/2*(3)
we agree on this. Now make both terms fractions, as that's what the slash suggests and use the proper symbols for that:
> Fractions: (6/2)x(3/1) = (3)x(3)
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21
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>>723858883
Thanks kami-sama
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>>723848075
Nigga, do you have a concussion?
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>>723846160
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>>723858883
Retard, the division sign does not automatically throw the parenthesized portion into the denominator.
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>>723859227
Retard, the division "sign" is not proper form in maths beyond elementary school.
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Multiplying and dividing are on the same level with PEMDAS
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>>723859336
says you, retard.

see >>723858636
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>>723859479
So you go left to right
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>>723859336
>division "sign" is not proper form in maths beyond elementary school.
citation?
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>>723845430

Orders?
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>>723858340
>You only compute left to right if you have one type of operation
I've never heard of this. All my profs agree that they're both equal. Then again, I'm only have a B.Sc.However, you're right, division is never intrinsically used, rather than fractions.
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>>723845192
BOMDAS makes zero fucking sense in my language
stop thinking europe is a country
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>>723859508
Wolfram is incorrect for the same reason that if you plug that exact expression into a TI it will also be incorrect. It is solving the problem in THIS way, not in the way it should be solved in the OP.

Everyone here is either a troll or a fucking moron.
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>>723860288
> the computational knowledge engine Wolfram Alpha, with continually verified quallity control by scientists and experts in relevant fields, is wrong
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The answer is 9 because Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
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>>723844899
This, not that hard. Did it in my fucking head the same exact way
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>>723860288
>It is solving the problem in THIS way
yes, solving it the way it was written. it is erroneous to interpret it in any other way.
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>>723861142
JUST LOOK AT WHAT IT FUCKING DID FOR FUCK SAKE YOU DUMBASS

THIS IS THE INPUT IT UNDERSTOOD

THE ORIGINAL EXPRESSION IS FUCKING WRONG

GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>723861571
welp.

successful trolls are successful.
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Do you even fukin BEDMAS?
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>>723846073
That's what he just said...
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>>723861571
what are you missing? it did what it was supposed to.
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>>723844584
Ah yes, the ol' obelus troll.

Gotta love ambiguity in mathematics.
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in higher maths, all division is expressed as fractions. in that case the answer would be 1.

as written though, ignoring the fact that the obelus is literally never used in higher maths, the answer is 9.
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retards, its BEDMAS: Brackets, Exponents, Devision, Multiplication, Addition, and Subtraction. answer is 9 also
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>>723844584
1
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>who gives a shit nigger
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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