Tard Thread? Tard Thread. Happened to me at school today, still

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Tard Thread? Tard Thread.

Happened to me at school today, still haven't stopped laughing about it.

>be me
>7:25 am
>walking down hallway to class
>chilling.exe
>as I walk down hallway, hear noise
>wtf
>you know the sound a cat makes when it's flipping shit? Sounds similar
>confused, I quicken the pace
>and there I see it
>a fucking tard
>a tard had managed to escape its wrangler and the security guard was on its case
>security guard gets tard in bear hug from behind
>Autismfit.jpg
>tard flips out
>screams and drools while making same cat noise
>security guard attempts to smash tard against wall
>goes for it
>TARD FUCKING STICKS HIS FOOT OUT LIKE SOME NINJA SHIT
>pushes away from wall
>tard and guard both fall, guard has him in bear hug
>the tard is still screeching

I went to my class (it was right next to the """fight""") and I heard the tard keep screeching throughout the hall.

Funniest. Shit. Ever.