Talking to a girl I used to be into of Facebook. Dubs decides

>>723838625
1 pussy = 1 pupper

>>723838648
Nigga are you daft, invite her over

Nevermind the puppies. Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt. We'll see how things go from there.

>>723838860
Re-roll

And why does that bitch end everything in x? x

>>723839014
If I understood women, would I be posting here?

Come over x

>>723838860
roll

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>>723839184
Fair enough

>>723838860
Pls kek, grant me repeating digits

>>723838860
roll again

>>723839333
For fuck's sake Anon. Will deliver.

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>>723839333
OH FUCK
PRAISE KEK

>>723839014
some girls will abuse emojis, other shit like ''x''
ive seen guys do that alot too shit cray

You got the puppies or is it just a bait?

send her this with no context

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vngWPAHdXTE

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>>723838860
>>723839333
God damnit

I was scared the puppies were going to look like me, if you know what I mean...

>>723838625
"let's see your puppies first"

>>723839831
THIS

>>723839831
>>723839909
Can somebody explain this one to me?

please send nudes my cock is super hard

>>723840105
U serious? He would be implying he fucks his dog.

A Chinese family just came over and were really interested in the puppies. They even asked how much for the whole litter. Can you believe that?

>>723839831
Oh fuck please this

Nigga dis dick needs nudes. Send them now or i'm gonna roll up with my squad and do a driveby nigga.

>>723839711
Where's the fucking response?

>>723840394
Weak shit.

>>723839831
Roll

>>723838625
>>723838648
>>723839711
OP I hope you weren't into this girl, because she's really in to you.

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she unfriended and blocked me :(

Nigga send nudes. My black cock needs sum muthafuckin pussy. No pussy = me doing a driveby your place wigh my squad in ma cadillac. nigg.

>>723840522
She definitely doesn't sound like it. She sounds like she's really into those puppies though.

>>723840581
Really?

>>723840581
Top fucking kek if true.

>>723840522
Shit replies and only got slightly better after the puppies.
You clearly dont have much experience

>>723840667
obvious virgin detected

I think faggots are subhuman

>>723840812
Oh the irony

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Right, my B, here's her response

I sexually identify as a Prussian Officer

>>723840940
roll

>>723840522
...So do I message her this or...?

>>723840667
>>723840789
OP offered ZERO conversation yet she still replied.

She like him but didn't know him, he was probably quiet in high school, but semi attractive.

"Come on, I'll supersize it for ya"

I wanna fuck you right now, you busy?

>>723840997
>she still replied
>she must be into him

You're actually one of "those" spergs

>>723841044
>>723841066
>>723841122

Oh shit

>>723841122
she's still replying after the 1 pussy = 1 puppy

she's in to him

>>723840882
"Right, ill cover u with puppies once u come here but first i gotta see ur puppies." and do it with bad grammar.

U like loli?
>>723840855

so...why haven't we had sex yet?

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>>723839333
>>723839711
>>723840522
>>723840855
>>723841044
>>723841066
>>723841122
>>723841200
dub thread

>>723841203
^ I can promise that this will get you tits in this case. Believe or not.

>>723840882
Ay gril i wanna get my dick wet

>>723841300
no way, nice

WELL, being honest, im gay now.

If I froze a turd. Would you let me fuck you with it?

You like huey lewis and the news?

>>723841200
Unless she gets offender 24/7 even a stranger will reply

>>723841522
But you look like a boy so I guess...

>>723841546
Roll>>723841549

>>723841200
Because not getting offended at an "inappropriate" joke means she wants the dick right? You do realise women can have a sense of humor without wanting your cock in and around their mouths.

>>723840882
Pretty sure legoland is in Windsor

Send nudes

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>>723841044
>>723841066
>>723841522
I hate you all. Delivery incoming.

>>723841711
I still don't know where that is

>>723841710
under normal circumstances you're right.

this girl went to highschool with OP and he was quiet but decent looking and she always sort of had a crush on him but her friends thought he was a sperg

I think OP has fallen in love boys, abandon thread

>>723838625
>I'd appreciate not looking like a psycho

So why the fuck are you doing this?

>>723841776
Roll

>>723842087
He's not. He's got a good response and has left us.

Guys, OP's still here, I'm just waiting for her to respond before I post it here

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I want to tounge-punch your fartbox

>>723842250
Reroll ,
I really want you to say this

>>723842250
Reroll

>>723842250
Rerolleroni

>>723842250
Rerollos

>>723842250
rolling

>>723841927
west of london
Near heathrow and slough

>>723842250
Last time rolling, or i give up

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Seriously, I'm still here. She just takes a while to respond.

DUDE SHE IS ALL YOURS

I'm gonna put you on your knees, you like that?

>>723842551
>> "Sorry, Google Maps puts that in my dreams"
You are fucking smooth

>>723842551
The mad man

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>>723842250
Roll for me anons , make the Dream come True

>>723842551
Show me your titties

Bitch I wanna da titties

>>723842551
you're so moist

I donate my dubs to the post below
>>723842744

>>723842866
looooooool

>>723842250
OP here. This one's real popular, so I'm thinking a ten reroll limit before it's invalid? My post won't count, obviously

>>723842250
Leck mich am arsch, ich will dubs

>>723842788
do it

>>723842898
YOU COULD HAVE USED THEM INSTEAD OF SAYING ''LOOOOOOOL'' FUCKING DERP

>>723842788
Kek. The dubs are out tonight

>>723841935
> and then she discovered he was really a nice, funny, deep guy who she can have fun with and who won't be mean to her like her previous bad boy boyfriends.
> he can give her what she never knew she wanted, and she will come to realise that all she ever needed was right in front of her, all this time.

Yeah... saw that movie. Still didn't get laid afterward and gf wanted to talk about 'feelings' and shit for a few days.

>>723842788
>>723842866
>>723842933

tfw

>>723842960
hahahahahahahaha

>>723842551
"Well I'm free tomorrow, wear something cute. After you play with the puppies I'll fuck the shit out of you."

I'll clean your vuegina with my big hair mop

>>723842960
you didnt read the post properly, he didnt mean that one

>>723843031
thats disappointing.

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation..

>>723843211
oh shit i got dubs lol

>>723843085
roll

I'll fuck your ass like my uncle Juju did to me when i was 6

Tits and timestamp

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send her this if i get dubs

>>723843323
Reroll ffs

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

>>723843089
reroll

>>723843089
rerollol

>>723842898
Pleb

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Whatever. Trying to incorporate the posts as I go through. If I spam them all as I type then she'll get suspicious faster.

According to all known laws of aviation, there should be no way for a bee to fly.

Please attach a photograph of your breasts for me to cum on at a later point in time.

>>723843376
reroll

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

>>723843429
USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE YOU DUMB NIGGER THE KRAUT WAS ROLLING FOR SOMETHING

>>723843376
reroll dammit

>>723843429
this is so fucking cringeworthy. I'd literally put a bullet in my head if I were you.

>>723843429
Bail on dubs rule and just try and get nudes anon.

Zeig mir deine Euter du geile milchkuh

>>723843376
Does it matter that this looks nothing like me?

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>>723843429
Send this picture and tell her she'll be the crocodile

>>723843429
If dubs send her a dick pic OP

>>723843622
Verpiss dich du dummer kackspast du derailst das ganze nur

>>723843622
ahahahhahahahahahhaa

>>723843583
My B man! He didn't put reroll in there!

>>723843636
stfu random anon thats fluffy.

>>723843429
Almost got her to fuck you but you started spewing autism. Good job.

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tell her "i have a play room, wanna see?" and send her this

>>723843622
Fuck off nazi

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send this

Do you like circumcised dicks? Because I'm a jew.

>>723843777
FOR FUCK SAKE

>>723842250
Reroll for the love of kek

I'll fuck your ass like my uncle Juju did to me when i was 6

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>>723843769
i didnt realize how small that was sorry

>>723843808
reroll

>>723843777
Leck meine eier und frisst meinen Käse .
Ich verpass dir ein maulfick

>>723843622
>Zeig mir deine Euter du geile milchkuh
hahaha oh fuck.

if dubs
i wanna lick the inside of you ass.

>>723843915
reroll

>>723838625
>Zeig mir deine Euter du geile milchkuh

Will work 100%

I'll eat you out like a maggot strips a corpse

If get send her your dick pics

>>723843884
nice dubs

Sexy blonde calltxt 7084zero73898!!!

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OP here
Guys, new rule, English posts only. Will give the ones that already got dubs though.

>>723844079
Roll

i've converted to islam now

Black Sabbath invented heavy metal, in my opinion.

Why does she keep saying X? Lmfao
Rolling for
"Say X one more time, i'm gonna draw one right over one of the wholes on your body but i'm not saying which one. Then i'm gonna do things to it ;)"

Please ignore all Germanposters OP

if this post dubs:

"Honestly, may i see your pussy or tits? I always masturbated to your pics"

WHAT ABOUT I SEND THE DICK PICS TO YOU?

Let's she want she looks like anon

>>723844124
She definitely wants a dick pic...
(if dubs send dick pic)

>>723844124
how bout i send you a dick pic? X

Sexy blonde calltxt 7084zero73898!

>>723844090
where

>>723844124
Ich will deine mokkaritze knuspern, du luder

>>723844124
>send him a dick pic

We've been had lads.

>>723844124
KeK! Send him dick pic, if dubz send one to her asking if she thinks he'll like it!

Honestly just want you to succeed now after this.

If dubs bail and actually get puss

>>723844166
n i c e

rolling for
>>723844169

You know, I've been thinking a lot about joining ISIS and killing filthy infidels. Any advice?

With this post OP must send dick pics

>>723844166
>
++ want to boost this shit

roll

>>723844124
send her a dick pic

>>723844124
Accidentily send her a dick pic and say it was meant to go to the kraut. 100% guaranteed to not work, but it might be worth a couple keks

>>723844263
here
(if dubs sent dpics)

>>723844169
roll and share if she does in the end please

Lemme smash

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send this

>>723844327
Fuck you man, that was too close

>>723844304
I agree anon!

>>723844124
dude she so wants a dick pick. be like "is this good enough?" OPsDick.jpg

>>723844289
Do this!

>>723844392
roll

>>723844124
I think you owe us a dickpic now, lad
or just send it to her and say "Sorry, wrong chat" like a wuss

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I cummed thinking of you honey.

send dick pick

>>723844366
Winner OP must send a dick pic to her

>>723844366
Winrar

"So Sara and I arent really a thing anymore"

>>723844366
Shit, this one's gonna take a little while.

708529one957 send dick pics

tell her you're part of a new political group called daesh

Send her this banger

https://mrzach.bandcamp.com/track/rappers-damnation

>>723842250
Rolling for hunanity

i was wondering if i could take a big creamy dump on your chest?

>>723844501
Reroll

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>>723844366

>>723838625
Lmao, I just masturbated and I couldn't stop thinking about your dad. Weird right?

Do you like bullfrogs?

>>723844366
Dis now

Hey bitch, why don't you stop saying X at the end of every fucking message you send me?

>>723844526
this is a must

>>723844501
REREROLL

>>723844124
Gotta send one to you first;)

>>723844166
>>723844366
Dude you gottta do both in succesion, man!

>>723844248
re

>>723844654
Damn it I need some TRIPS

>>723844304

Reroll

>>723844697
agreed
roll

>>723844735
I got it

op wtf is going on here, i hope you haven't been sending any un dubbed messages

>>723842250
>>723844511

Multiple dubs habe Spoken

you fucking suck at this op. once you start this fucking game you dont fucking put your dumb ass shit in there trying to rectify the situation.

fuck you op, faggot.

>>723844722
>>723844366
pls OP

>>723844124
"Won't you feel left out?"

Troll 7085291957

>>723844806
he's right. sage goes in all fields.

OP FUCKING LISTEN
YOU HAVE THIS

FUCK OFF WITH THE MEMES AND SHIT

SEAL THE DEAL

YOU ACTUALLY COULD PULL IT OFF

DONT LISTEN TO THEM JUST FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSS PUSS

>>723844848
Here!
Reroll!

OP better be taking that dic pic!

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My text below
"Think this'll do?"

send dick

>>723844866
fuck off nigger

>>723844124
this girl boring af, acts like a child and thinks youre gay

nice waste of time

Holy shit! Sorry girl, my brother took my phone and made a thread on 4chan about what he should text to you. You might think, weird, but it's because I talked with him about how much I love you and all what I feel about you.We've been chatting for a loong time and I think we have a really good connection. So do you feel the same way I feel?

>>723844914

>>723844907
reroll

>>723838625
Missed opportunity to show her your balls and say, "How you like them puppies?"

>>723844921
yeah holy fuck this bitch is insufferable. abort mission, op.

>>723844999
Trip'n'Dubs confirms

>>723845028
LOL I get it, like hush puppies

>>723844907
rolling for this

>>723844981
100% this. Keep rolling

If you don't like the bitch then fuck off from the thread.

Sincerely, OP.

>>723845090
reroll

>>723844999
Check'd! OP don't fag out

>>723844450
Reroll

scottish OP?

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tell her " I really have a distaste for niggers, they really grinds my gear, i hope one day we can live i a nigger free utopia"

Dubs go!

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>>723844907
Sorry guys, that was OP.
Sent the wrong file.

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>>723844999
Wiueiuieuzieuieuu hahahha send dick now op

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Sorry bros, didn't know there were other rules to this shit. I'm a filthy newfag

>>723845103
Well, where's the dick pic OP you fucking faggot?

>>723844999
use this
>>723844907

>>723845149
OP is a good OP

>>723845142
re

>>723844981
Reroll for this

today was a good day

OP I want pics. Even if youre not delivering on these stupid dubs

Sexy blonde calltxt 7084zero73898!

>>723845196
Nice!

>>723844981
Reroll

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>>723845149
>>723845196

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>>723845149

I feel so alone. :(

>>723845149
OP yes!!!!

And on this glorious day OP was only mostly a faggot!

>>723845138
English

send her the link to the thread
>>723838625

>>723845196
You've shown this girl your dick and she really doesn't care. This couldn't be any more emasculation...

Yo bitchie, check this out >>723844981. Good night.

>>723845329
or might be fake?

>>723845320
roll

>>723845235
Pics of what?

>>723845196
yeah but what do you think? Are you wetting your lips at the thought of sliding it down your eager throat?

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Just send her this picture

if you were a german man what would you do to my cock

>>723845299
Chek'd

OP now you say "how about you? you like?"

Damn I'de love you slit your throat and feed your blood to my puppies.

the fucking "x" is driving me nuts

Teil her its your penis

>>723845299
Like... you do or you want me to put this?

>>723845449
rollin

>>723845320
this

>>723845196
ask her to meet up and go dogging down (local park/forest)

lemme smash

>>723845449

ROOLLLL

>>723845459
Reroll

>>723845487
Put this

>>723838625
"It gets bigger when i pull on it.Sometimes,i pull so hard i rip the skin"

>>723845510
re

>>723845320
Defo this

1 MORE FUCKING X BITCH, 1 MORE FUCKING X AT THE END OF YOUR STUPID ASS MESSAGES AND I SWEAR I DRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE JUST TO RAPE YOU

>>723845320
roll

>>723845531
fucking lol

>>723845549
this

>>723845196
Why would he go to jail if he likes it? OP is under age.

>>723844697
Roll!

>>723845549
rollin fo dis

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Send her this

>>723845441
The chat with this gril, I wanna see where this goes

OP, pull this shit out of your ass and get her to send you nudes. It's your duty.

>>723845549
reroll

>>723844304
Agreeed. Let get op laid

>>723845599
oh fuck

>>723844806
Fuck you nigger. OP is trying to get the girl, at least he's coming through.

>>723845599
check'd

Hey girl, did you know that rape during marriage is hard to prove? You can rape your wife anytime you want and if she cries way too much you simply ask her, you want me to put a condom? Whether she says yes or no, she is allowing the sex. #LifeHacks

>>723845474
Yeah go with the x marks the spot idea that got 66