Post stories of you scoring out of your league....

>>723820970
I fuked a dog once

>>723821177
Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>723820970
Crossover move to layup at the local req centre, those fucking 12 yr old think they're hot shit.
>mfw only 26

Fucked my cousin once

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Told this story yesterday along with other stories, But I convinced this chick to be my sex slave for a year... Will retell if there's interest.

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>>723821743
Go on.....

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>>723821815
yes please. do want

>>723821871
Pet..i mean spidey you really eant to know?

>>723821815
sure

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>>723822038

Ok. So I need to preface this with, I could write a 3 novel epic with the sex stories I have from this chick. It is a long story and the tl;dr version of the story is While living with her I offered to "teach her" human manipulation. I actually am very good at this but it is because it is a survival technique for me I've had to refine. I am good at predeicting peoples behaviors and next moves. I also am fantastic at reading people.

So I decided to teach her the basics to see if I could work my magic on someone who should openly pick up on what I am doing.

I also fucked a shit ton of her friends & one of her family members.

I was very successful, but all good things must end. Will continue with sex stories and more stuff if there is interest....

Is it still scoring out of my league if I raped her?

>>723822474
Do it faggot

>>723822726
What type of rape. Everything is rape now a days? How funny was the rape?

>>723822539
Are you Derren Brown?

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>>723822896
Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies.

And who may you be anon?

Fucked 19 yr old miss teen Kentucky. I'm 36. She was a good 4" taller than me. She loved face fucking and anal. Eventually she ratted me out to my girlfriend. Had to ghost her.

>>723820970
i came inside a potato this morning.

>>723823087
Got a pic of her? Did the GF leave you? How was the Sex?

>>723821815
>>723822539
>>723823048
post it

>>723823286
No pics, pretty face with tiny scrunched up nose. Tall and skinny with tiny tits and kinda sunk in chest between them. Sex was amazing cuz she wanted to do anything I wanted. Girlfriend and I were a little rocky for a couple months, but overall she kinda thought it was hot even though she was pissed.

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>>723821743
Me too, I'm adopted though so it's not really that bad. What freaks me out is I may have fucked a 1/2 sister over the years...good thing no pregnancies.

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>>723823286
She looks a lot like this

>>723822844
Idk about funny but I definitely raped her. Forced myself on her she said no a lot but I was drunk and didn't care I had wanted to feel her insides for awhile now.

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One woman and I we did my penis in her vagina. I was 28yo. It was out of my league cause I am discuisting man. Sorry my english. My native language is Northern Sami.

>>723823307

Little paranoid to do so now after >>723822896
the last thread I talked and gave the juicy details someone outted the chicks name and her sisters name and even though we aren't friends I ain't trying to sic /b/ or other tards on her.

It's not revenge pic shit, it's just story time about a girl who has so many nudes she has acknowledged they are floating everywhere and she doesn't care. I have great stories and I like to tell them, but I'm not gonna be the reason someone gets bothered by /b/.

I think I'm gonna dip out.Sorry to disapoint.

>>723822896
>>723823048
DB likes men not hoes ;p

>>723823813
Anal eh? You ever try talking her into a 3some with your wife?

>>723824256
She went batshit crazy on ketamine and lsd, so avoid her. Too much drama and insanity. I had my fun and don't wanna push it.

>league
implying that "dating" and fucking is segmented in leagues

>>723824035
>my penis in her vagina..
That's hot af dude, tell us more.

>>723823986
She even know it happened? If so and she didn't call the whambulance I think you may of just had drunk sex...

Although if it was rape this would be funny. Nut in her (especially if she has a BF). Get her prego. Tell her after the party her and the bf fucked on your stuff and you don't want them comming back. Then laugh as they raise your baby.

is anyone else craving cheetos?

Almost all of my out of my league experiences have been with chicks who were directly out of a breakup

The only one who wasn't was a crazy redhead with the finest ass I've ever seen in my life who craved being treated like shit

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>>723823123
Like a real potato? Or pic related?

>>723824202
Well Oy vey, looks like we have a bit of an audience who knows her.....

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Fine ass milf, great tits, horrible fuck

She just laid their chewing gum

>>723824446
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(Taste the rainbow)

>>723824677
*There*

>>723824860
how much do you pay 4chan to spam this shit on EVERY SINGLE THREAD?

>>723824417
She knew it happened I wrote up a green text just to make it easier

>Friend has super hot gf. 10/10 for me curvy Asian slightly chubby.
>she has the biggest tits I've ever seen in real life. I mean fucking huge not just like a dd or something she had to order custom bras that were sized by her measurement it had no letter size.
>always wanted a piece of her. Buddy has to go out of town for three weeks for his job. She's gonna be alone for almost a month
>first week fantasize about raping her. Middle of second week get super drunk end up in front of Thier house I don't remember goin there.
>know she's alone. I have a key. I have been friends with him for 10 years. They've been together for five of them.
>let myself in and go to straight to bedroom. She jumps up and screams. She looks at me and asks if it's me. Walk over to her push her back ack start forcefully grabbing her breasts. She says "omg anon, please don't this please your drunk I know you your a good person please don't" she kept going but I stopped listening after that.
>put one hand one her neck grip a little and shake. She understands and shuts up. rip her shirt down the middle to complete tit access. Pull her underwear off by just pulling it off her breaking them.
>fuck her as hard as I can cum inside her. Not done make her suck my dick coverd in both our juices. Can hear her crying but don't care. After dick gets fully hard again stick right back inside her pussy. Fuck her harder with the intent in my mind to hurt her a little. Finish in her again pass out on bed.
>wake up in Thier bed alone freaking out remembering what happened. Cautiously walk out looking for but she's not home.
>lock up and leave. Go home and wait for cops. Week goes by no cops. Buddy comes home. No cops but don't answer his first three calls. Finally answer.
> buddy sounds cheery asks me why I didn't answer and tells me about his work trip. See them that weekend.

>>723825005
>only difference is she doesn't look me in the eye for the next few get togethers. But talks to me like normal even laughs and jokes.

>>723824956
not enough

>>723824924
That too

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>>723822539

Narcissistic faggot.

>>723824114
Lol. Virgin fag

>>723820970
>back in college there was this hot blonde that i was trying to fuck
>she was into it in the first week texting
>then i found out she had a fucking thug bf
>i blocked her everywhere and ignored her ever since
>kek im not gonna get shot for a pussy

>>723825005
Wow, must of wanted it if she didn't go to the cops.

>>723824414
It was 2008 and we both were in a same internet forum. We get along very good and we changed our tlephone numbers and e-mail addresses.She invited me in her home. She lived 500 miles awy and I took a train. First evening we drinked wine and we listened music. She laughed all my jokes and it was about 01AM o'clock we went to bed. She took off her pants and everything. She sucked my dick. She was a cowgirl and I was a bull under her. Penis was in her vagina.

I spent about two weeks in her home. She is bipolar woman and vagina was wet many times.

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>>723825184
That's kind of a cute little munchkin you got there. I'd like to give her a spin.

>>723824546
Girls out of a break up, especially if it was a bad one are hungry as fuck for new dick.
>>723820970
Had 2 girls that were out of my league

First was my very first gf when I was 16, I was the xcore skater boy yolo fuck in highschool. She was a straight up blonde hair blue eyed cheerleader. Huge fatass, tight body obviously, and wore nothing but prep clothes. We looked funny when out cuz we were so different. Huge slut in bed too, great times

Another was with a chick when I was 23 and like I said in above post, broke up with the loser bf who she had a kid with. Met her through a friend and we clicked easily, didn't think I had a chance so I didn't pursue her like a neckbeard like every other guy did and she liked being treated normal for once. Nobody was more surprised than me when she randomly texted me saying she wanted to swallow my cum. Needless to say she was a total sub and got me into the bdsm shit. That chick was wild, miss her, she was crazy though so we just did the friends with benefits thing. Was about 5'6, long brown hair, hourglass shape with D tits that didn't sag at all, fucking amazing ass, green eyes and tan

Still jerk off to those memories sometimes. Loved anal to.

>>723824382
>criminally underrated post

>>723825274
I think it's a type of shock But whatever her reasons I'm just glad she didn't.

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This is both scoring and disappointing (for me) at the time

>was around 18 or so
>hook up with hot redhead through friends
>she was 20
>pretty eyes, nice tits, cute freckles, nice ass and a slim body
>pic kinda related, closest example I can give
>exchanged phone numbers
>started texting normally, flirting occasionally
>eventually turned into full on sexting
>we decide to meet up again not even a week later
>I suggested going to the movies
>dont even remember what movie I picked, was too focused on her
>movie didnt even start and we were already making out in our seats
>also started talking more for a bit before movie started
>for the first time she told me shes also into girls
>idontgiveashit.exe
>movie finally starts
>I tried touching her during it but noticed she wasnt reacting much to that
>stop for a while, thinking I might be going too far
>after a while I try to kiss her
>she seems to avoid it, focused on the movie
>wtf.jpg
>fine, leave her be and watch movie too
>near the ending I try touching her between her legs again
>she takes my hand and places it back on my lap, completely denying me
>no idea whats happening
>movie ends
>we both walk out
>I walk behind her, playfully slap her ass
>she just says "stop"
>we walk back outside
>she turns around to me and says
>"sorry for that, but I think im more into girls now... it has nothing to do with you, its something with me. We can still be friends okay? :)"
>at first im flabbergasted
>then I nope the fuck out
>tell her I'll text her later
>leave back home
>never texted her again after

idk wtf I did wrong, but I think I made a bisexual redhead go full lesbian because of me

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>>723825846
Women are stupid and women fantasize about rape. Shocked? Sure, but you are shocked when a burglar breaks into your home and steals your shit but you still report it.

I don't buy this whole 'women don't report rape' bullshit unless it's people in power. There is zero drawback to a bitch reporting rape unless that person has the power to make bad shit happen.

>>723826222
I think a lot of the don't tell because they don't want to be considered used/damaged goods. But who knows why really. Women's logic isn't real logic it's emotional usually.