How do you escape from this?

You can't

start sucking dick

>>723818505
If you're talking about wrestling, you better hope the clock is about to run out or you're almost out of bounds.

In real life, you gotta grab his balls if he's got you in a figure four.

>>723818505
bite the balls

>>723818505
try to get your mouth to touch his asshole he'll be like wtf

Nose into butthole. Breathe deeply.

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>>723818505
that's kinda gay

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>>723818505
why would you want to escape?

>>723819314
Would the sweat smell not make me pass out?

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>>723818505
It requires
>high protein diet
>lots of full milk
>spinach
Come fight day your loaded with enough fart gas to nuke hawaii.
>you're welcome

>>723819489
use mouth to inhale, and a nice long exhale through the nose

>>723818505
Get your legs around his head and try to pull it underneath your ass, if you can then kneel up and start sitting on his neck

>>723819429
Winrar!

>>723818505
grap opponents torso like you're gonna curl him. kick you bodyinto his ass ans shimmy under and away while curling him up. when his penin is by your mouth give it a nibble and flip him for the pin.
>try to make sure your teeth are dry. a wet might give away your cheat

Deploy emergency boner.

Enjoy the nap he's about to give you

>>723818505
Bite the ball sack till you feel one squish.