I need to get laid /b/, its been over a year. How do you get some?

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>>723815986
Bumping with lewds

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>>723816026

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>>723816054

I'd like to also know this secret. I'm pushing 30 and I'm still a virgin.

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>>723816073

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>>723816148

>Talk to women
>Talk to dudes
>Pay a hooker
You have 3 options

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>>723816204

>>723816215
Well, what are the best places to talk to women? Or how do I contact a legit hooker?

>>723816204
Got anymore of her?

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>>723816241

>>723815986
i used to get laid all the time when i was in high school and college. now im too much of a shut in and i never see anyone and hate forcing social interaction. pay a hooker, find a message parlour. get your nut and go back to your /comfy/ home feeling a little better or a little worse who cares. if you feel social try tinder

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>>723816321
Nah, sadly I dont. Anons that posted these didn't have sauce

>>723816292
Craigslist, Tinder, match.com, go outdoors and find a hobby

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>>723816354
How do you hook up at college? Or how do I find a hooker then?

>>723816076
This is how I do it. And I am a social idiot who constantly misses social cues.
Had my gay friend cloth shop for me (spent nearly 500$ just on clothes) 150 on shoes. Get a 30$+ haircut.
Go to a bar/club, make sure it's more bar so they are drinking more.
Start drinking, don't drink beer, women actually hate the taste of it. If a girl checks you out, empty all the spaghetti out your pockets before you talk to her, offer her a drink k and THIS IS IMPORTANT: let her talk about herself. This is a deal breaker for her going home with you or her place

>>723816446
Tried all of those. Nothing but bots or dudes

>>723816388
Either that's an arm, she is a midget or mods.
She is getting fucked by a damn redwood

>>723816508
Like drinking water or something?

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>>723816481

>>723816634
Take that as an example of missing a social cue.
Vodka, or something weak for a bit.
You want her plastered before you

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>>723816725
Okay, gotcha. What are some other tips or don'ts?

>>723816073
is that pussy bleached?

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>>723816736

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>>723816882
Seems natural to me

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>>723817012
God, I miss pussy

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>>723817164

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Well okay, how do I find hookers then?

>>723815986
Go to school.
Kids are weaker, and easier to kidnap.

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>>723817346

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>>723817456

>>723817012
It's strangely pink on the outsides of the lips, extending past normal pussy pinkness.

I might be wrong though, I'm a fucking virgin

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>>723817655
I also miss eating pussy

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>>723817754

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>>723818027

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Come on guys

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>>723818586

I guess I will have to try later

>>723818271
Because everyone should get one. http://xvid6.com/fucking-and-playing-heroes-of-the-storm/

>>723818695
got sauce on that ?

>>723816054
sauce?

>>723818695
name?

>>723815986
>its been over a year
>mfw twenty years for me
>mfw in my 20s

Normie gET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>723817754
oh, you better dont talk to guys then

>>723816388
MODS MODS MODS

>>723816054
SAuuuceeee!!!!

>>723818402
whats going on with her? dont get it.

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Got dumped on new years eve and became a slut for the past 2 months, banged around 12 girls in that time.

All I did was go to pubs / bars / clubs, chat to some randomer and go home with them.

Just go out and get drunk.

>im 21

>>723818695

It's a Dutch hooker who did some porn movies for Kim Holland (Dutch porn maker/actress) and site called Margery. Just seatch for dutch, kim holland, margery

>>723820437
vibrator is linked to a donation system. everytime someone tips her it activates. camgirl shit

>>723820192
>been 2 years since gotten laid
>overhear slut coworker bragging that she's "been good" lately and hasn't had sex with a random in a week

>>723817346
Backpage, just make sure they have a website or a twitter so you don't get scammed.

>>723818402
jesus fucking christ, sauce pls

>>723820700
This. Even though I've had sex and been a whore it still pisses me off to hear about women being sluts.

>>723816054
Can we get some the source of this?

>>723820672
thx. didnt even know shit like this exists.
But she is cute. I like how she plays with her toes.

>>723816026
Can I get source on the t shirt?

>>723818180
sauce?

>>723820761
Ckech this: https://yuki.la/gif/8647804
Ctrl-F: Brighteyes

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If it's been a while, I usually just go ask my mom for sex.

>>723822765
This pussy looks like a parking lot, i guess i can put two hands and not touch the sides

>tfw get one chance at life
>you'll never get to experience good young pussy

Fuck bro. Life sucks.

>>723818297
name?

>>723824284
I feel that... I would so redo my hs years if I had the chance but whatever. It only feels like a big deal when you dwell on it. Just go out and get laid.

>>723815986
I'm chatting up a chubby girl on CL who 'just wants to be friends'. We're supposed to go to her place to play games this weekend and I'd figured I'd put the moves on her. Let's see if it works

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>>723820405

Now what basis could you possibly have for complaining? There's nothing in the post or pic denoting age; unless YOU have seen the whole set (if there is a set) and are incriminating yourself.

>>723815986
sauce pls

>>723815986
1. Stop being a beta.
2. Go to busy bar.
3. Start with hottest slut
4. Work your way down until one says yes.
5. Get laid.

>>723816508
This isn't Crazy, Stupid love. Faggot.

Go up to a bitch you like in a pink Lycra suit and say "eyy baws, can i habe da p0ssi pls"

>>723824819
I can but micro penis bro.

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>>723815986
Worst case if it's been like two weeks and I'm not getting any signs I'll just ask my gf.

>>723825455
>4.
then you're "that guy".
needy. slutty. probably mysogynic.

>>723825966
Same deal man. I have a 5" pen0r but I'm a big guy so its tiny and I try to only get with small chicks. But most don't really mind unless you're really bad with it.

>>723820585
Why'd she break up w/ u

>>723826577
Not really. Just when I want pussy, I get pussy. Usually end up 7/10 or better. Occasionally settle for a 2 or 3, but I'm getting pussy, you're not.

>>723820733
Mfw backpage got rid o hookers this year

>>723825455
Dubs speaks the truth.

>>723826798
>I'm getting pussy, you're not
well, you got me there. It has been more than 24 hours by now...

>>723826811
No they didn't you fucking idiot, just go to the Women seeking men section. r-tard.

>>723825455
>1
just change what you are.... .. lol