/b/ help me. I was caught drinking at my highschools ball game. I've been suspended for a day and I have to go in front of my school board tomorrow. What should I say to control the damage of my punishment as best as I can. I've shaved my face too look like less of a thug. How can I make myself seem innocent as best as possible?
Say you were peer pressured. (Bonus points if there's a school bully you can blame)
>>723813587
wont work i acted alone.
>>723812861
Were you drinking a colt 45 straight from the bottle or something.
>>723812861
if you're not mentally challenged, you'd have brought it in a plastic bottle
say someone gave it to you but you don't remember who, it was just passed around
if you did bring glass bottles you should hang yourself after getting banned
>>723814440
I drank out of a flask. It was whiskey. I guess I am mentally challenged
>>723812861
Lol underage&B
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I will just say that it was passed around but I didnt know whose it was.
Drink vodka next time it doesn't smell as boozy
>>723812861
'Thank God you guys didn't find my smack.'
>>723814774
if you drank from a flask, you'd know it was liquor before you drank so that won't help you out at all
just go hang yourself you inbred & next time don't be so fucking dumb
>>723815056
Thanks. I guess I'll half to bear this cross by myself