What's your job in Tamriel /b/

farmer

Shit-Poster

I post racist, offensive, general nonsense on bulletin boards.

town whore

Fletcher.

>>723813125
Wanna find somewhere quiet?

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>>723812836
I'm a knee-surgeon.

Pic unrelated.

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>>723812836
Provider of the finest argonian boy pussy

>>723813440
Strangely this too. I do many things through out my travels, but if one thing remains true, it's the death all mer upon sight. Inferior bastards.

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I'm a khajiit. Don't tell me it's not a profession.

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>>723814234
bitch, you cant even find pics related?

>>723812836
murderhobo

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Stealth Archer

>>723815284
I can never not laugh at this. I wont even use archery because of exactly this reason.

I drink at the inn

>>723815494
That's why you won't use archery?
That pic has to be from a 14 year old
>orcs
>the skyrim games

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>>723815729
>what is satire

>>723815729
no because archery is ridiculously OP. Its cheating.

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>>723814813

>>723815284
>first time player
>go stealth archer because that's usually my main class in everything
>become a fucking god for some reason
>finish everything in a month or so
>find out about
>now i have no will to do everything again with a different class...

>>723812836
i'd be a bard.
>your job is play music around girls getting drunk
oh, just to think of all the money and pussy i'd make, fuck everything else, i'd buy a fine house at whiterun and spend the rest of my days there...

>>723816701
Plus you only need to know 2 songs and it doesn't matter if you suck at singing.

>>723817216
Damn, you're right! I'd be a fucking rock star in there!

>>723815284
>what is this poorly written shit?
>Orc wandering stealth archers? The fuck?
>wait a sec
>no suprise the blacks steal
>well played .jpg well played

>>723812836
>be priest
>priest of daedric worship that is
>priest of molag bal becouse fuck boethiah that transgender fagget
>rape all the time becouse that is literally part of my religin
>obviously redguard

I am a battlefield cleaner. I clean the battlefields after wars. I swear i cant take the scent anymore... bodies dont bother me... its just... ugh.. the smell...

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>>723812836
I'm an unemployed retired adventurer that spends most of his time fishing down by the river. At least, whenever I'm not pulling sick pranks with my master illusion magic, reminiscing with some old friends who still remember the glory days, talking my way out of going to jail for petty larceny, or getting high as shit on skooma and banging the fuck out of my equally geriatric cat wife.

Money's not an issue. I've still got a stash from back in the day, and if things get tight I can give some illusion lessons or play my lute down at the tavern for a couple nights. Life is good.

>be me in skyrim
>finish game
>nothing to do
>decide to roleplay as realistic as possible
>sleep at night at the inns, eat food 3 times a day, fuck talmor.. the usual stuff
>one day walking by the mill where that vampire coupke lives (forgot names)
>see a bodie
>ohhellyeahloot.spicedwine
>come to body
>body is named; oh hell yeah im dead
>?
>...
>???...
>whatisthis.gif
>loot body
>body has around 40000 gold and some potions...
did anybody else incounter this? i play with only a few mods and none of them were supposed to do this

>>723812836
I'm usually the adventurer that attacks random villages and feels horrible afterwards. I've sacked all of the orcs...

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>Be me, a Nord
>walking around Whiterun
>its a nice day
>no dragons around
>everyone minding their own business
>no one is lollygagging
>Just finished crafting my Daedric armor set
>FeelsGood
>I stand there basking in my own glory
>out of nowhere Nazeem appears
>"Do you get to the cloud distract very often?"
>I sigh and ignore him
>go to the sky forge to buy more iron
>I proceed to my home
>run into Nazeem again
>"Do you get to the cloud distract very often?"
>I finish my business and store all my goods in my chest
>decide to go drinking
>i run into Nazeem again.
>"Do you get to the cloud distract very often?"
>I save the game and murder everyone in sight

It was a very good day.

Farmhand/shopkeep assistant who turns tricks in the back alleys for extra coin.

>>723817344
This one's a local favorite and one of the first songs I ever learned. Ragnar the Red

>>723812836
I work for Belethor, at the general goods store.

>>723812836
I tried to be a ranger and help those who wander the dangerous forests of my Skyrim home. But everytime I approach them and say 'You picked a bad time to get lost, friend' they just shoot me with arrows

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>>723812836
I'm a chaotic force of death and destruction that can't be stopped by anyone or anything.

>>723820408
wait what? is the body literally named "oh hell yeah im dead"??

I go around to different inns and place pots on people's heads. Thats all I do.

i'm just sitting around waiting for the immersive weapons mod to come out for SSE

Would buy 10000+ cabbages and then floating them from Riften to Winterhold and out to the sea.

I'm a lonely necromancer living in a shitty small dungeon, away from normalfags.
Why a necromancer?
Because zombie pussy.

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Catching "fresh meat" every day without leaving the city gates

A respectable catman who runs a potions business, but has the rare ability to gain insight and tap into alternate universes.
I roleplay as realistically as possible and this explains saving the game and reloading.

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ahhh. the good old skyrim days

I play as a rapist. Mods are awesome.

My followers like being fucked by animals & by like I mean compelled.

Mods rawk.

>>723825805
btw i was a priest of the nine divines

>>723812836
i would walk around with an amulet of Mara all the time, since it seems like chicks dig those.

i would the marry some hot lady, move into her house, fuck her, the steal all her stuff, head to the ragget flaggon, get face sculptured, and start over.

Repeat until death

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Professional Loligagger