Massage Parlor Thread Share stories/experiences.

are they worth it? girl in vid looks ugly AF. average cost of blowjob?

Moar vids plz. All I find is fake shit. Need more real hidden cams

did she swallow?

bump for moar

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>>723812230
I've had many experiences with my massage therapist.
Blowjobs, handjobs, sex, threesomes
Once she massaged my back and then when I turned over she tied me to the table and left the room. When she came back in she was wearing a shiny leather bra and panty set with gloves and thigh-high boots.

pic related: It's her on the left

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>>723812707

Not sure if this one is real or fake..

pornhub.com/ view_video.php?viewkey= ph56be347fcbf57

>>723812707
how much for bj, hj, fucking? how did you find her?

>>723812835
She doesn't charge me for the sex.
I met her through a friend.
She's married now but we still have our fun

>>723812707
Ive never heard of non asian ones that put out

>>723812230
all those certificates

>>723813005
did you just ask her to do shit when you went or she knew why you were there?

>>723813105
I've met quite a few.
A lot of them get into it to make people healthier and to feel good.
They tend to be naturally giving people.

>>723813005
no charge? wtf kinda buisiness is that? Shes obviously just a slut that wants to fuck if she does it for nothing.

>>723813309
I had gotten a few massages from her, we became friends and one day she just went down on me.
It's been great ever since

>>723812707
by any chance is she turkish? on the left?

>>723812754
"Page not found"

less chat... more vids

>>723813366
She's a massage therapist.
She makes really good money.
She used to have a couple of guys like me but since she got married I'm the only one

>>723813512
delete the spaces retard

>>723813476
Italian and german

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>>723812753

>>723812230
massage parlors seem like an easy way to get STDs
I know those gooks aren't getting tested

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>>723812308
Don't know about other places but here Alabama/Mississippi and AMP is about 160 - 260, seems they very by how you look.

It depends of your luck completely what's available. Most of the time when you go and try some place randomly you get mediocre experience.

How does one know if they actually do it or just massage normally ? Loads of these things here in germany. Any experience ?

Want

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Did a massage parlor when I was stationed in S Korea with the Air Force.

Cost $100, got a fantastic massage and a blowjob. Went there with 2 friends and we all got blown, separated by curtains. We all had a great experience, drank before and after. I miss S Korea. Cheap food, good alcohol and great times.

>>723812230
I've only been a total of three times. First time was lose my virginity. It's very weird, you're scared shit less because you don't know if your visit is the day the place gets busted. So it's a nerve wrecking session. Also they make you strip and go to the table shower. I imagine they are looking through your shit at that time. To see how much to charge you based on how much money you brought. Lastly I found blowjobs with a condom on unfulfilling.

>>723813683
hj, and fucking with condom only for me

>>723812230
>Manas Kyrgyzstan
>40 bucks
>suck the life out of you in 5 minutes
>6/10 looking asian

>>723814020
I honestly just don't see the allure of HJs, though. I might as well just fap myself.
I'd go for a BJ, not sure how they feel with condoms on though

>>723812308
Not for everyone I guess. But for a guy who can't get laid via normal means they are great.

>>723814149
when I was there they would not let anyone off base. heard about a barber shop where the girl would blow you under the cape while you got ur haircut.

>>723813512

kys

>>723813539
you've posted stories about you guys before.
Any more recent pics?

I miss backpages

>>723814472
Nothing recent but she's coming over on Thursday so I'll have something after then.

>>723814541
Nice. I'll keep a lookout.

>>723812230
My gf is a tantric masseuse. She jerk off her customers at the end of the massage. I kinda have a cuck fetish so i get turned on every time she talks about her day at work.

>>723814354
Because one of you miscreants got drunk and tried to rape a Korean girl for the millionth time I bet.

Am a male LMT. Have had blowjobs from female clients and fingered them a well. Nothing like seeing your favorite client and the schedule showing your lunch break is right after. "Looks like this session is going to go a little longer than booked". Pretty sure the girls at the front desk have figured out why the massages run over.

>>723814354
Yeah this massage parlor was on base. Near the green beans and Hotel California
Faggot Airforce security wouldnt let us near the damn fence like we didnt just get back from afghanistan.

>>723814835
Please greentext some of your experiences

>>723815247
>Client comes in with boyfriend, both getting massages
>Boyfriend doesn't want male therapist
>Makes a big deal till they switch and I get client
>During massage client is pissed, says boyfriend probably wants to do something with female LMT
>Client says she bet stuff like that doesn't even really happen
>Bending over the top of her head to work her low back while she goes on and on
>Apply pressure and move her body in circles knowing it will make her grind on the table
>She starts to get less mad, asks me to work her glutes to destress. Sure
>Work her bare glutes, says she likes it when I press up on them. Do. Great ass.
>Wants me to do both at same time, tell her it will mean moving the sheet off. She pulls it off. Here we go.
>Start pressing up on her glutes and see her asshole from time to time. Asks if I can do her inner thighs.
>Tell her will do it face up when I have more exposure to area
>She flips and sheet falls to floor. Fuck yeah

>>723814010
When I hear shit like this...I wonder why I joined the corp.

>>723815701
more more more

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>>723815701
Go on...

>>723815701
>Do some leg stretches with her and she drops her leg off the side of the table. Dat pussy spread
>Work the inner thighs. "Go higher". Do. "Higher"
>Alright, how high? She shows me. Still trying to keep licence so tell her to cover herself with her hand so I don't slip
>My hand against hers so close. She drops the other leg off the side of the table "Now this one" Yes ma'am
>Now the hand she is covering herself with is rubbing her pussy. Dis bitch.
>She's looking at me and asks if I mind. Jokingly say a little because I might have to move something
>"No you, work on me. I got it". Grabs my shit.

Ended up with a blowjob. Best part was filling out her paperwork at the check-in/out desk and seeing them kiss before they leave. Signed up for membership and left a great tip. All in all a good day.

>>723816088
Telling you guys, it's a great fucking job if you can put up with the unsteady pay and the large motherfuckers that come in after crossfit. And when they don't want to pay spa prices and ask if you do work outside of the spa? Very nice. And I keep all the cash. Win fucking win.

>>723815701
>>723816088

I'll take things that never happened for $500.

It's a nice little story for the cucks though.

>>723816201
Believe what you want, brother. My spa kick ass. Even the front desk girls are down, but that has a lot of drama.

>>723816088
That sounds great but as a guy I think you are reasonably good looking and probably fit or very fit? Also you do get males from time to time and queers too? How do you handle those situations or is it okay for you to rub some balls as well?

>>723814792
You'd be surprised at how often Military mental are claimed rapists.

Till you realize those cultures traditions include family honor and Brass finds it easier to take their word for it and punish without any investigations.

You civies really need to find Vets (of various ages) and listen to a few of their stories. You'll learn a thing or too and trust the government less...we do.

>>723816378
Meh, I think I'm OK looking. But I do hit the gym as it helps the client base. No one wants a massage from a fat guy. Being ex-military helped as a start too. And some guys have tried. Letting their arm rest off the table and starting to rub my calves when I'm working on their shoulders or back. I take the compliment for what it is and put their arm back on the table. No biggy. They tend to still rebook with me.

>>723813811
That doesn't make sense. Any guy who would do this must be desperate as fuck so they must all look like shit.

Go to rubmaps or bp, look for a reputable rub and tug, meaning one that features pictures of people actually working there, not a stock photo.

or finds one that offers 'GFE'

Once there, if the first thing you are asked is to get nekkid and wait in the room, they are a full service facility. The reason is cops cannot take off their clothing when investigating a case, thus if you get naked, you cannot be a cop. Once they see that, they will lay out the price scale for services rendered.

Always wear a ballon. they should provide it, but if not, insist on it. Remember, they handle a dick per hour, so when you show up at 8 pm, they have had a cock in their mouths since 10 am, you're is the 10th of the day, so no glove no love.

Enjoy

>>723816544
Of course they want to win you over and turn you gay. That's ... exciting... :DDDD

But on serious note, I think you probably have good chance for tips if you score older ladies and succeed to entertain them properly. Lot of that job is about how psychologically make them feel good and how to push their buttons. I know this because some of the girls I've seen are really good in this.

But I can resist of course if I'm not interested and if it looks like I'm going to spend more money than I should. There is a certain standard for extra services how much they should cost.

I have stopped going to massages. I had this Chinese girl I saw for couple of years and it was nice. Then she disappeared as their spa had water accident. I haven't seen her since and I forgot to take her phone number. Anyway I'm not interested in massage scene any longer as money wise it's a huge sink before you find trustworthy girl who does everything..

>>723817267
Older ladies like to give me hugs before I leave the room. I'm not sure why. And the extra shit is so rare it isn't funny. I'm 98% legit. But you never forget when it happens.

>>723814491
backpage didn't go anywhere

>>723814491
the same content is there, they just moved, it's under women looking for men now, go look

>>723813811
Not really. I mean white, black, skinny, fat. There is a website where people in the area share their experiences there. This is how we know they charge certain people more or less.

>>723815723
Haha, yea man. I worked with a lot of Army/Marines and they all wished they joined Navy/Air Force. A lot better living conditions and jobs are easier to transfer to the civilian life.

Hope you're doing well.

>>723817479
I don't know how it is for females but as a man I think at least hj complements the massage really well as that will relax everything so much after a good massage. There has been couple of places where I've been and they haven't done it in the end, that has always been bit disappointing.

But of course there is always the line, do you always expect all girls to be sex workers or do you expect a proper massage. But it's very rare though, it's been my own fault because the place has looked like they probably do extras but they didn't.

Then there are the ripoff places where the girl tries to get as much money as possible. I.e. 80 quid for handjob and upwards. That's way too much on any level.

>>723816449
Don't listen to this shit bag. You can easily learn enough about how shitty the government is without having to listen to some prick talk about the marine corps and how good it was back in his days

>>723819778
So it goes like this: first they are very talkative, then they do ~15-20 minutes of very lousy massage and then always go into extras talk. There they try to be very pushy and the price just goes upwards and upwards. That's a sure sign to dress up and leave before even the time is up.

The massage is usually really good too. I go to them all horny ready to get off but then they zen me out with an amazing massage. But then I get off. Go to a Russian, they love to have their garage cleaned.

>>723817256
Cops can get naked. These places get busted all the time. I'm never told to remove all my clothes, I just do it. The Asian places basically know they are going to get busted, it's just a matter of when.

>>723813539

>married
>still have our fun.

You need to nut inside her and let her hubby take care for your baby

Where the fuck does she work??

>>723816088
How much cock have you sucked? I know a lot you dudes tend to be as queer as 3 dollar bills.

>>723815701
>>723815701
>>723815701

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>723816280
You're so full of shit this thread is starting to smell like a Niggers house after a grammy win.

>>723814186
Its more mental that physical you moron

>>723820674
That's just your house nigga

>>723812707
I'd definitely pay more for a white woman.

>>723820674
Kek

>>723812230
>went to massage parlour
>got massage
>went home
felt pretty gud man

>>723813340
Need more white massage parlors in my town. Asians are really hit or miss in the looks department.

>>723813539
>only one
I'm sure she tells that to all of her toys

Roflmao nice

>>723813811
you know if you're gunna pay that much for just a blowjob and go with all this secrecy n crap, could just save a bit more, fly to Canada, Australia or Japan and visit a knockshop. I mean shit average rate in Japan is $90 for 90min of whatever the fuck you want.

>>723821068
It also depends of the generation - now the good masseuses are already pretty old in this sense, there is a generation gap. There is a big chance that the young pretty girl is not that good masseuse and also that she might want more money as well. Thing is that the price of massage + extras shouldn't ever go higher than having good 1 hour long session with an escort. If you can get laid for $50 there is no reason to pay that much for only a handjob...

>>723820832
:´(

>>723812230
is she getting her nutrients?

>>723821315
Makes sense.

We have many in my town.. It's like 80 Euro and you can lick, finger them etc. for an hour

Pro Tip: it's Germany

>>723812230
She was absolutley incredible. I hate when my girl moves her mouth and hand at the same time. The tip gets way too sensitive. 10/10 for novelty.

>>723813811
>Don't know about other places but here Alabama/Mississippi and AMP is about 160

Is true, there was a place 4 minutes from my house and they charged you just to get in the door. I read the reviews and people said at the end of the legit massage the girls ask for a donation.

160 seemed to get you a handjob until finish and the girl would strip down and let you play with her pussy.

Fuck all that jazz though, been saving for a switch.

>>723817958
Backpage is under federal investigation for promoting prostitution.

A waste of government resources.

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Not the greatest story but:
>Was touring Thailand w/ wife (she is Thai)
>Go with her to massage parlor in Chang Mai
>get foot massage side by side
>massage felt so good, extended from 30 mins to 60
>paid and as I was leaving, massage girls says to me "come back without wife, we go upstairs next time"

>>723822616
welche stadt?

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I lived in Asia for a few years. I hadn't been laid in almost a year when I went, so I was looking for a any kind of place that would get a woman to touch my dick and do something with it.

I wander around the city and find a massage place. Go in and indicate i want a massge. I don't speak their language and they didn't speak mine.

The girl who got me clearly was not happy about it. I was a fatass at the time.

I ended up getting like an hour+ long massage, and at the end.....
no one touched my dick.

It was so disapointing. I always heard the asian massage parlors are basically just fronts for a whore house, at least in the US.

Never been more frustrated in my life.

>>723823067
Wtf is pic related

>>723813539

>She used to have a couple of guys like me but since she got married I'm the only one


Lol, if you believe that you're an idiot.

>>723822941
200 in my town will get you FS. Midwest.

>>723823133
Lose the fat. Try again.

>>723823133
Are you atleast not a fatass anymore?

>>723823133
They shouldn't discriminate because your money is same as everybody else's. Thing is that they were probably looking for a "husband" to send money overseas and other stuff. It was just bad luck, you should have tried other places and perhaps do some googling first and check forums or something.

>>723823168
To me it looks like some kind of antiquated procedure to drain the bladder in the event you can't pass urine for whatever reason.

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>>723822616

>licking a prostitute
>ever


>PAYING FUCKING MONEY
>TO LICK
>A PROSTITUTE
>EIGHTY FUCKING EUROSHEKELS
>TO STICK YOUR TONGUE IN RANK VAGAZZLE

You must be German.

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>>723823321

I don't think being fat was the problem. i think it was just a legit massage place. it was kinda expensive. Massage was pretty common where i was and popular, so there were lots of places....it took me a while in country to figure out where you go to get blown etc.

>>723823067
the pic... why?

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holy fuck ignore this thread and go to Snapchat (z) .com as soon as you can lol

>>723813956
Dunno about where you live but you can just tell.

Here the easy signs are
>open late
>weird neon lights in the windo
>completely blacked out glass/ something covering the doors

I mean I'm sure some of them aren't run and tugs but you cannot tell me that all 60 of the the foot reflexology spots on ONE street just do regular run downs

>>723823133
Fatanon here,I had no problem getting fucked at the massage parlor

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If you're ever in Korea and you see these, just know that they aren't barbershops.
>though you can get one of your 'heads' served

>>723823779
How much you getting paid to shill this shitty scam?

>>723814186
You'd think that but some of the best nuts I've had were from this chick back in the day that would jerk me off then right as I was about to nut would take my dick into her throat. Just a different feeling

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>>723823067
Oh one more lame story
>In LA on business
>Thai mother-in-law asks me to get her Herbal weight-loss drug called Spirolina, says Thai massage places carry it
>go to Thai-town, walk up to massage parlor, pretty Asian massage girls eyeing me as I walk up
>I ask "do you have Spirulina?" Massage girls begin to laugh hysterically
>walk away wondering what was so funny
>wife tells me later that Spirulina is also sold as an impotence cure
Fucking mother-in-law....

massage parlors are a crap shoot. Im in vegas and most of the ladies out here are old and ugly af. but once in a while you find a gem

>bout 2 years ago
>hole in the wall massage place i was currently frequenting
>walk in greeted by new girl ive never seen before
>5'8 thin early 30;s HOT asain
>half hour $40
>start laying on stomach naked leave legs spread wide with feet off the sides of table
>massage is decent love when they do your ass cheeks
>she starts teasing and lightly flicking near my asshole
>starts straight up spreading my ass and rubbing my asshole.
>hnnnnggg.png
>flip
>lookatmydiamond
>she askes what i want so ofcourse everything
>she asks how much only got 120
>she asks condom or no
>you clean? yes. then no
>she starts sucking me, licking my balls and taint
>shegood
>stradles me and starts riding the end of my cock
>i say all the way
>buries it
>flip to mish
>flip to doggy and play with her ass hole
>back to mish
>cum wiht the force of 1000 sunds and fill her pussy till its gushing out

that was one of the best amp timesi ever had. unfortunately i forgot her name . should have got # but didnt and the place got shut down soon after

>>723824389
It was on spring mountain wasn't it.

>>723814186
>not sure how they feel with condoms on though

Just fap anon, 100x better.

experience 1: Spain, hot blonde 9/10, fitness body. 60€ per 45 minutes. Body to body massage, mutual touching, handjob only. cum loads.
experience 2: Spain, chubby brunette, 7/10, 80€ per 1hour. Body to Body massage, mutual touching , bj with condom (didn't work), handjob (didn't work).. she ended up masturbating for me while I cummed on her.. bit weird but fun.

>>723824717
eastern and wigwam. all the good places in hendo are gone now though :/

kik filth_dom_666

>go to thailand
>find massage parlor with good reviews online from sex blogs
>it's a couple blocks from my hotel, walk there
>place looks empty, rainy day, but go inside anyway
>only lady walks out from back room and hands me a menu
>choices were something like 1, hour, 2 hours, 1 girl, 2 girls
>choose 1 hour with 1 girl, like 60 bucks
>she opens a door and like 12 girls in schoolgirl uniforms walk out and stand in a half circle for me to choose from
>choose youngest hottest one with tight body
>go upstairs to small room with single bed and shower on the corner
>she showers me off, gives me a decent massage and transitions into a bj then fucks me. Literally 10/10 face and body
>she spoke almost no english, but was probably the hottest girl ive ever fucked, even though ive fucked around 60 girls
>walk back to hotel in the rain

>>723825404

>paying $60,- for sex in THAILAND

kek, you're either an extremely unintelligent liar or just extremely unintelligent..

>>723823168
it's how gays have sex

>paying to get sucked by a toothless chinese grandma.

Sometimes I feel sorry for Americans.

>>723823067
Where's the fun in that?

No wife cums too.

>>723824389
Soo, a hooker that lets you blow inside her no condom? Sounds like a Herpes, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, AIDS, & Hepatitis factory.

>>723824901
Where in Spain?

>>723825404
She was probably a Thai hooker.

>>723825330
yah most are for sure. I stay away from those ones usually though. they are cab traps usually getting tourists so the prices are usually high and the service shitty. I try and find the ones off the beaten path til i get what im looking for then i stick to a spot till i get bored. kinda trying to just stop these days but its addicting having that option when your bored with the sex you get for free

Madrid

>>723825510
That's the going rate these days actually. Unless you want some shit tier girl. I banged one for 30 bucks and she was regrettable

>>723825404
how old?
I was in thailand a couple years ago and tried like hell to find a nice little piece of ass and no luck

>>723819778
I disagree. I think the increased heart rate and what not ruins it. I would much rather have that done first.

>>723825670
Lot of oriental girls are pretty uneducated about the hazards. They (you do it as well) also gauge the situation with experience and their eyes - if you look fit and you are clean with no visible blemishes on your dick they probably go on it. So it's combination of couple of things.

There are also lots and lots of girls who decline doing anything without condom. One such girl always wanted to have condom but once as I were her regular she was pretty horny already when I was on the table, she was soaking wet. She just proceeded to fuck me without condom and without saying or asking anything. It happens.

>>723825670
didnt get anything from her
but i have had gonorrhea and the chlamydia a few times.

>>723825897
I tried to ask her and i think she said 21. Looked 17-18. English was tough though

>>723824389
>believing a hooker when she says that shes clean

have fun with your free STD

>>723814660
Does she advertise as tantric? Is it legal where you live? Does she get naked while massaging? Do dudes ever go down on her?

>>723825936
seriously smell is a good indicator too. stinky vag just say no

>>723826125
that was a few years ago. been checked several times since. im good

>>723823133
>. I hadn't been laid in almost a year when I went, so I was looking for a any kind of place that would get a woman to touch my dick and do something with it.
> I hadn't been laid in almost a year when I went

How is that a reason to do it?
I don't understand when normies say stuff like this. After you lose your flower and start having sex with other humans, do you completely stop masturbating? So in that entire year you didn't cum just because you were waiting to get laid again? You couldve just fapped.

>>723812753
FUCK, the dream right there

>>723826470
>After you lose your flower
>lose your flower
>flower

holy shit bruh...

>>723826470
Faggot, once your wizard ass gets laid you'll realize that jerking it is nothing compared to good pussy. You can walk it all you want and all want to get some.

>>723812230
what the fuck is wrong with these whores? who puts their mouth on the genitals of someone they just met? fucking degenerate trash

>>723826305
That's very true. Once when I was younger I had sex with older lady from pub and I wanted to give head to her but her vagoo smelled so bad that I couldn't. I then fucked her without condom because I was stupid and drunk. After couple of days I had these weird bumps on the head of the dick. I think it was hpv or gonorrhea. I wouldn't have done it but I was drunk and generally I looked for cheap thrills when younger.

>>723826671
What bruh am I not vulgar enough for you

Jesus, these prices. I understand massages themselves and the time they take cost money, but you people actually pay 60 euro, 80 bucks, 120 bucks etc for a blowjob or even a fucking handjob??
Wtf???
Here in the Netherlands you get about 30 minutes of whatever you want (handjob, blowjob, >>fucking<<) for an average amount of 50 bucks. You can walk through the streets and find a woman you fancy and go fuck her.
Man. So much money wasted.

>>723827292
whoopty do netherland pussy is cheap

the price varries from place to place, supply and demand blah blah blah

>>723827292
That's why it is a good idea to have a standard for extras. 20 quid for hj, 40-60 for bj or full service. Generally every one of the girls will want to get ridiculous prices for just hj and it's the client's own stupidity to pay that much.

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>>723827292
Once I realized I was paying that much for an orgasm, I stopped going.

>>723827230
fact: youre 12 or a girl

>>723827541
It should be fair for BOTH parties. Nobody should coerced to have sex without their consent but also nobody should coerced to pay too much as well.

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>>723827292
>>723827572

Isn't that insanely cheap, considering? It could even be twice that price and it would still be a bargain.

Most people put investments in the hundreds of thousands and go into debt and make a legal commitment for a fuck that's not even always guaranteed and run the risk of losing half to all of their savings if the whore decides to take off.

Shit, paying even 500 dollars flat for a fuck if it can guarantee the whore fucks off is definitely worth the money.

I work road construction, and last year we're downtown working outside an asian rub n' tug place. At the end of the day buddy says he's going in for a massage.

Next day we ask him if he got aids etc, joking around.

He proceeds to tell us that he paid $200 for full service and he never even came.

Everyone in company finds out immediately and he becomes laughing stock of company. We work seasonal and this year none of the crews wanted him so he's sitting at home waiting for a work call that will never arrive.

If only he blew his load.

>>723812707
That's odd... last time you posted this pic you told us she was your friend....

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>>723827918
*Maybe* in the long-run it is, because you're paying for sex right then and there instead of paying for less and less sex over time (marriage). The most I've paid was about $220 for 'full-service,' but I had to do it quickly/in a rush because I wasn't in a place where it's legal. As a result, I spent the next year with extremely painful dick-psoriasis, with the skin having been rubbed raw (from the condom) and it taking FOREVER to heal. It was terrible; imagine your dickskin splitting open every time you get an erection. Imagine that skin ripping off every time you needed to change clothes (body-plasma sticking to the underwear).

>>723826704
No, jerkin it definitely feels better, I've fucked loads of different pussies and nothing compared to rosey palm.

>>723825988
You don't say...

>>723827508
>>723827918
Yeah sure, because it's literally a street full of prostitutes there is competition and they settled on 50 bucks as a fair price, it seems.
It's cheaper than places where prostitution is illegal, but 100 bucks for a handjob? That is so crazy. Fap yourself and save 100 bucks, jesus...

>>723828493
Maybe try fucking some young (alive) girls instead of grandma's?
Fucking a tight, wet pussy is way better than your hand, although yes, fapping yourself is always better than getting fapped.

>>723828655
I've fucked 18-20ish year olds mostly. I'm not going pedo.

>>723828737
You should find other threads than this.

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>>723828558
50 bucks per 20 minutes though

I have been to amps around LA area about a dozen times, its ok $40-to 60 door charge and then 40 for hand job, 60 for handjob and prostate masage. Best to avoid the pussy and mouth to many fucking miles on them.

Been to one in Toronto, and one in Vancouver. Toronto one paid 140 for a rub down and blow job. She was Portuguese. Wanted to fuck but no condom so no deal. Had a shower together afterwards. Vancouver one was a local white girl. 600 bucks and she used her fuzzy race car like it was going out of style. Pricy, I know. But it's my only vice so it's justifiable

PS prices are all in Canadoh

>>723824092
how rude.
did she just not like her daughter marrying a whitey?

>>723830635
Sounds like she was just giving him shit. Good sense of humor.