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Name one character who can beat The Flash. Protip: you can't

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Name one character who can beat The Flash.

Protip: you can't
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Any character I draw.
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>>723810819
>you draw them to slow
>flash one hit KO's them
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>>723810770
Anyone with time control powers
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>>723810903
*it's a hologram *
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>>723810935
Because?
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>>723810770
God
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>>723810935
Yeah right. This is the Flash we're talking about.
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>>723810935
He's basically canonically omnipotent.

He travels freely in time too.
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>>723810770
All Superman needs to do is fly fast enough to crush the spacetime continuum by brute force, and the Flash is killed. His speedforce is a trickery based bullshit.

You just need a writer who isn't a worthless patsy.
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>>723810770
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>>723811161
>All Superman needs to do is fly fast enough to crush the spacetime continuum
When has he ever done this?
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>>723811224
Supes could probably retcon punch flash into a weaker power set
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>>723811224
He used to do it all the freaking time. It's how time travel works, and then some. Just keep going faster and faster and you'll twist it around worse than a black hole.

The writers are complete scientifically illiterate goofballs.

You might say, well, Flash can do that too by going fast enough. That's where the brute energy of Superman comes in to play where speedforce cannot because it is trickery.

I'd have Superman fly into the speedforce dimension or wtf they are calling it nowadays, you hear some punches and oofs, and he flies out, "It's broken now, no more speedforce."

inb4 that's not how it works
that's why you need a writer who isn't a patsy
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Saitama from one punch man
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>>723810770
Squirrel girl
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>>723811415
You need a connection to the speedforce to enter it, as far as I know.
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>>723811522
why?
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me
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>>723811486
Not even close to Flash's speed. He took hits from Boros.
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>>723811207
Seconded
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>>723811486
Flash can cause Saitamas atoms to explode
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>>723810770
Literally anyone. Flash is a over powered joke.
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>>723810770
Squirrel Girl, Mr Manhattan, Dr. Strange, Galactus, White Lantern Hal Jordan, Superman Prime, Superboy Prime, Darksied, Charles Xavier, The Doctor, Wally West, I could go on.
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>>723811630
Because it's squirrel girl.
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The Mighty Thor
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>>723811630
Because Marvel enjoys having their LULRANDUMB characters defeat galactus.
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>>723811803
From Spongebob?
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Franklin Richards
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>>723811793
I'm kinda humored you're bringing out all of the heavy hitters for lil' old flash.
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Talking about the tv show, anyone could beat the flash.
Because of his incredible stupidity
Each character he faces could be stopped in 10 seconds
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Goku
>but flash can run ftl
Yeah but he can't teleport.
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>>723811793
Sit the fuck down.
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>>723810770
Physics
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>>723812208
>some loser faggot nobody heard of before the Sherlock movie
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>>723812166
Flash is faster than teleportation.
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>>723810770
Please
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>>723812291
Dormammu has been in comics, animations, and video games before, you sperg.
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>>723812166
Flash can run faster than instant teleportation, and before you tell me that's impossible go read a summary of einstien's theory of relativity and the definition of instant.
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>>723812368
c'mon step it up
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>>723810770
The One Above All
The Presence
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>>723812068
He deserves it. Flash is up there with Superman, Martian Manhunter, and White Lantern Hal Jordan as one of the most powerful heroes in all of dc.
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/thread
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>>723810770
My mother if I turned her into a character
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>>723812410
>implying anyone has ever heard of him
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>>723812618
Reverse Flash gets fucked over by a Grodd on a good day. Nobody cares.
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>>723812469
Goku can cover planetary distances faster than human reaction time.

How the fuck can flash be faster than that?
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>>723812664
Maybe not the movie audience, but I suspect that don't know about Shuma-Gorath either.
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>>723812810
I literally told you how to understand how it works in the post. The concept of an instant totally falls apart as you approach light speed.
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Batman.
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>>723810970
*Teleports behind flash "nothing personal kid"
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>>723812810
>comparing the Flash to human reaction time
Just stop.
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>>723812664
Well to be fair, I knew who he was even before the Dr. Strange movie was annonced, and I'm not even really into marvel.
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>>723810770
The daily amount of kcal
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>>723812923
Not likely. Possible, sure, but not likely.
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>>723812664
I did, you mongoloid.
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>>723813081
Batman has a contingency for each and every JLA member.
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Flash is k
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>>723812664
>tfw anon never had a childhood
feel bad for you my nigga
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Deadman.
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His stepsister sure keeps cucking him despite his power
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>>723810770
>itt neckbeard autists discuss who would win even though they live in a universe without the laws of physics
You can't fucking argue when 99 of 100 super heroes consistently break the laws of fucking physics.
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>>723813212
Curios. How?
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>>723812517
Been proven by naked men and when women had no power to prove. The turtle always wins.
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>>723813136
Yes, and despite that he consistently loses to superman, the hero he works alongside most and has ample time to study. There are 5 times I can think of in all of comics that batmanhas fought supes when he had prep time and/or help. He lost 4 of them, and the 5th was a draw. So this is bats fighting someone whose abilities and personality he fully understands, with prep time, andhe STILL can't win.
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>>723813425
Have you no imagination?
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>>723810770
My dick
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Kraftwerk
Echoes act 3
Bohemian Rhapsody
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>>723813555
>jojo
Get out.
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the flash beats himself
he is his own worst enemy
he will lead himself to his own destruction
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>>723810770
Bugs Bunny.
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>>723813504
I'm imagining a chicken with all of the Flash' powers except 1% better.
There, someone who can beat the Flash.
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Hey guys, what's goin-
*everything disappears*

...oh.
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>>723813437
>be invisible
>possess unsuspecting flash
>proceed to drown
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>>723810770
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Theoretically, The Flash (Barry Allen AND Wally West) can't be beaten. I mean there are other heroes like Superman and Wonderwoman who also have super speed, but the goddamned flash can perceive events that happen in less than an attosecond. He can practically see the future because he has all the time in eternity to run in and consider every possible outcome of a situation and then decide what to do from there. I think the only way either Barry Allen or Wally West would possibly be beaten is by someone tricking/outsmarting them, like Batman. It would be difficult with how insanely fast The Flash is, but not impossible.
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Kid flash because he's lighter therefore can outpace him
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>>723810770
just throw down a spike strip or some caltrops.
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>>723810770
>Name one character who can beat The Flash.

A discerning comic book fan who doesn't buy overpowered ADHD superhero drivel.
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>>723814293
But can perceive muh microtime and phase through objects because plot>physics
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Trap him in a lead box a la Wiley E Coyote, then drop it in a body of water.
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>>723814070
So whatcs to stop other cosmic level entities from beating him? Like Mr Manhattan, The Doctor, Galactus,etc.
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>>723814510
The writers.
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>>723810770
flash is gay

all superheroes are
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>>723814567
Most of society disagrees with you.
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>>723814505
He can move through solid objects
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Beerus or Whis.
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>>723814655
Fine, spike his lunch with Plutonium
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>>723810770
the flash? never heard of her
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>>723810770
Madara Uchiha.
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I’m definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand,
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Element Lad
Max Mercury
Starman
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>>723814873
having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye’s spinach. I’m talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye’s spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.
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Quicksilver
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>>723813595
GER
D4C Love train
Heavy weather
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>>723814726
He can see things on the atomic level.
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>>723814567
LE EDGY xD
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>>723814873
>>723814927
Too slow.
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>>723815000
nope
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>>723810770
Either one of these two could take out the flash single handedly and together they could probably take out the marvel and dc universes
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I'm sorry Flash
You laugh
You lose
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>>723810770
Dio Brando and probably mostly other jojo charackters
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Savitar
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Cthulhu
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bugs bunny could beat him and before you say something, think about it. bugs bunny is the most powerful being out there.

immortal, can travel free between 2d 3d 4d dimension, can manipulate reality, is super intelligent and many things more.
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>>723815080
Bullshit. No, he can't.
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>>723811486
Came here to post this.

And to those people saying Saitama would lose, you are missing the point of him.

One punch man has unlimited strength, unlimited speed. Can defend against mental attacks. He can resist acid, poison, venom, etc.

He is stronger than everyone in the marvel and DC universe. Combined. He is a joke character and no matter how strong or fast you are, he is stronger and faster. Because his point is to make fun of that sort of bullshit.

So in the fight Saitama vs. ???
Saitama wins. Every time.
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Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
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>>723815373
He'd have to. The guy moves faster than light.
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>>723815482
goku still solo him tho lol
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Why are you manchilds and basement dwellers even thinking about some stupid superhero shit thats made for babies? Grow up.
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>>723815524
/thread
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>>723812004
Are you serious? Jesus Christ
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>>723815482
Following the samelogic you could say that the fly on saitama's porch could beat anyone anywhere because it's faster than saitama.

And squirrel girl would still beat saitama, since her whole gimmuck is being able to beat anyone despite being overpowered.
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>>723815647
no he cannot.
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>>723815482
So what happens when he meet Squirrel Girl? Another joke character who can't lose.

Let me guess, Saitama wins because you have a hard-on for shitty animes?
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Odinforce Thor
Silver Surfer
Galactud
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>>723815757
It wasn't faster than saitama, it drank some of his blood and gained his ridiculous properties. That was what that scene was all about.
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>>723815795
They super-fuck.
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>>723814910
>>723815849
Doctor Fate and The Spectre too
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You cannot win this fight
but thanks for joining us tonight
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>>723815757
You're close a better choice would be Arala from Dr. Slump. She's from a joke manga/anime so she's invulnerable and has unlimited stamina, speed and strength. Her attacks literally break every rule of physics.

Saitama is a joke compared to characters like these. Spongebob and Arala would probably collapse our current timeline if they fought.
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>>723815999
>>723816000
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She can do anything.
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>>723813035
Underrated
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>>723815139
His Dojutsu makes him a true immortal that can make illusions reality. So he creates an illusion of himself being faster than Flash.
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Thanos
Bizarro
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>>723816099
Dubs have spoken.
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>>723816099
Thats not at all how his Dojutsu works.
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>>723815185
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>>723810770
Pre-crisis superman
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>>723815778
Goku is universe buster. Saitamas just a little dweeb barely a planet buster.

Goku<Flash<Saitama

:^)
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Zen-Oh
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>>723816199
Saitamas entire concept is scaling beyond that of his opponent, SOOOOO. Laters Goku.
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>>723816199
[Citation needed]

Goku never destroyed a celestial body.
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>>723814008
This. Basically Lucifer Morningstar, God, Pre-Nerf Supes and everyone else on their power level within their respective universes.
Yes, The Flash is very powerful, but there are entities you can't beat with speed alone.
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Frieza.

He just points his finger at the planet the scarlet homosexual is whizzing about on.
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>>723816199
Agreed.
Goku<flash<Saitama
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Didn't Flash become God of Death at one point?
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His stepsister because he'll never hit it.
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>>723815873
>It wasn't faster than saitama
It objectively was.
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>>723816576
Wasn't everyone in DC's main roster a god?
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Deadpoolio
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>>723816199
>>723816571
Sentry>Superman>Shazam>Goku
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>>723816654
He is seen to be catching it in between his hands, then opening them and it flies out of them. He is faster than it, he just can't hurt it because of the prior reason.
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>>723815873
>it drank some of his blood and gained his ridiculous properties
If this is true you've just presented Saitama's Achilles' heel.
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>>723810770
Crippling Depression-man
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>>723816718
Current Goku shits on shazam and superman kek
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>>723816842
Shazam I can believe, but Goku's never been on par with Superman. Especially if he's not holding back like he usually does.
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>>723811793
Wally West is the Flash you retard and it's Dr. Manhattan
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>>723810770
>Place someone needing saving in the middle of the floor
>Install razor wire at neck level in a wide circle around person
>Wait for fast moving head to hit the ground
>Put headless Flash body in funny or embarrassing pose
>Take home head as souvenir

There, I just beat the Flash
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Dr Manhattan

/thread
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Dis nigga. His power is MAXIMUM.
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>>723815849
You forgot Adam warlock
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>>723816833
that he will stalemate with anyone that has his exact same level of ability?
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>>723816944
Oh my god, you just found a way to beat Flash with.... razor wire?
Somebody call Deathstroke. He's gonna want to hear this.
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>>723815482
Saitama mjght be written to be unbeatable, but if we're holding him to the same standards and using the same method of judgement as we are everyone else, we'd look at his feats of strength, speed, etc, andin those matters he doesn't even come close to some of the shit The Flash, Superman, or Goku have done.

I agree that his point as a character is to be the "unbeatable hero" gag, but compare that to the flash who is supposed to be the fastest man alive, or Goku who can break any limit, or superman, who can overcome any obstacle. If we're JUST looking at the character's literary purpose as a character we have to do the same for the characters we're comparing to saitama.
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>>723817034
>beaten by Goten and Trunks at one point
No
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>>723810770
Franklin Richards
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Friction
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>>723816919
He's one of the flashes, but I assumed we were talking about the true flash: Barry Allen.
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>>723817090
He was sleepy.
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>>723817058
Not quite how it works.
For example. Doomsday has killed Superman once, but how many times have you heard of him killing him after that?
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>>723817234
>BvS
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sebastian shaw
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>>723817278
I mean in a singular story line, cunt.
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>>723817278
Which was the first time that doomsday killed that superman.
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The Mask
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>>723817234
I don't follow your logic I am afraid.
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iOS
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>>723810770
gg
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If you say otherwise you're a faget.
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>>723817234
I think that Parasite would have been a better comparison than Doomsday.
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>>723816137
His eyes can use Izanami which makes illusions a reality. His rinnengan somehow makes him immune to the side effects (Losing sight). He used said power to create a perfect clone that is dead to fool Tobirama and Hashirama.
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>>723817546
Doesn't Eternal Mangekyo bypass eyesight loss anyways?
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>>723810770
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I don't read comics. Doesn't the flash just run super fast?
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>>723817665
Retconning is his latest superpower.
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>>723817546
>>723817619
Why is this debate even happening? Madara can't timetravel and doesn't have omniscience or intellectus. He couldn't touch the flash.
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Pic related
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>>723810770
paul blart
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>>723817665
No. Sonic the Hedgehog runs super fast.
Flash is the fastest motherfucker in comics.
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>>723817665
He's also almost indestructible, has wolverine like regeneration, and can time travel.
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>>723817665
He got to keep his pre-Crisis levels, and expanded on it, at that, while Superman was reduced to a fraction of the good old days.
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Pro tip:

>Flash sucks and nobody likes him
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>>723817833
>has wolverine like regeneration
This is stupid. Fast healing =/= quality healing.

If he gets his arm artery severed, instead of it healing in seconds, his arm should die, shrivel up, and fall off in seconds.
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>>723817894
And both Martian Manhunter and Shazam got huge upgrades. That said,pre New-52 supes is back as of Rebirth.
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>>723815873

OMG, that scene makes much more sense now.
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>>723817949
I've seen evidence to the contrary.
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>>723810770
ok faggots
flash can move ftl, so theoretically he is everywhere at the same time and punch with unlimited force.

we just have to find a character who don't give a fuck about physical force. like dr. manhattan, sebastian shaw, bugs bunny just to name a few.

or someone with great magical powers, dr. strange for example.
flash is good but not unbeatable.
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>>723817973
Really? You take issue with that, notthe faster thn light movement or the time travel?
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Any high level telepath or magic caster
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>>723810770
Marvel's juggernaut....he is immortal. And not like Deadpool immortal where if you fucking him up badly enough he can't heal and he'll die...juggernaut is actually 100% fucking immortal
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My dad could beat him up behind the local gas station.
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>>723818176
I bet your dad spend a lot of time behind gas stations.
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>>723810770
>Name one character who can beat The Flash.
>Protip: you can't

Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet
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>>723818227
He does. That how he got the skills to beat up the flash.
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>>723818069
No, I'm just picking my battles.

If I wanted to bitch about his speed, I'd wonder why he runs fast he can counteract a tornado by plowing through the air, but when he runs close to the speed of light, why isn't he leaving a trail of nuclear blast-level explosions everywhere.

Oh, he power slips him through the air? Fine, then why can he counteract a tornado?

It's all stupid.
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>>723818176
kek
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>>723818286
So it's official. Flash is beaten by blowjobs.
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>>723818481
Yeah. He might be fast but he can't outrun those gay thoughts.
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>>723810770
Batman
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my nigga frozone will freeze the ground then flash slip and fall haha

gotchaa bitch
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>>723818511
Keked out loud
>>
Whiplash
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>>723818585
Hahahahahaha
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>>723818511
That was fucking brilliant. Bravo.
>>
Air pressure and resistance
Friction
His proposed calorie intake
Sonic/luminal boom
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>>723818511
genius
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Clayface posing as his gf

>flash is an hero
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>>723818296
The answer to all that is muh Speedforce. As far as I understood it, that Motherfucker actually prevents this from happening as long as Flash doesn't (sub-)consciously want it to happen.

So:
>Reverse a tornado
Drag good.

>Rund through suburbia
Drag bad.
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Goku wins easily, not even a fair fight.
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>>723818511
Good work. I laughed.
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>>723818932
Is speedforce a new thing?

When I was a kid he just ran fast.
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>>723810770
Silver surfer.
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>>723819058
Uhm... no
Flash has anti silver run vision hearing ass pull powers.
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>>723810935
I don't think booster gold can take him on
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>>723819154
Rooster cold
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Swamp thing
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>>723810770
Deathstroke
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Faggotboy
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>>723813925
This is true
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>>723819251
His name is Robin.
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>>723817619
Not sure about EMS, but Rinnengan definitely fixes the problem.
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>>723810770
mr mxyzptlk
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>>723811095
like the flash, he's a fictional being
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>>723819048
Somewhat new. It's basically the source of Flash's powers and also the entity that watches over the timelines and takes care of people who abuse time travel.
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Ass-Bandit
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Batmite
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>>723819353
Like all flashes and zooms and anti flashes and reverse flashes and flashbacks?
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>>723810770
Batman can.
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Ez
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If you give him an hour and a can of paint, this kid.
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>>723817761
>Why is this debate even happening? Madara can't timetravel and doesn't have omniscience or intellectus. He couldn't touch the flash.
Explain pic related then, faggot.
>>723819232
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>>723819520
So he can dip flash's dick in blue paint and suck it while murmurring
>imbloodabbadeedabbadiedabbadeedabbadiedabbdeedabbadie
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>>723810770
NukeMan
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>>723810770
Joker venom
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>>723819594
And this
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>>723811415
You know how fast the flash actually is sin? He out raced death to the end of time and then ran back. He can process thoughts faster then it takes light to reach atom to atom. Superman in terms of speed has nothing on the flash
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>>723819232
>>723819594
To be fair, that's Deathstroke. He'd make Madara bottom bitch.
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>>723817541
SA TA N
A

T
A

N
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>>723819612
That works too, but not what I had in mind.
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>>723819681
Whoever wrote that is retarded.
>>
>>723811224
in one of the older movies, but is physically impossible, even if turning the planet anti-clockwise can turn back time, it will continue to do so indefinitely.
But in reality, all it will do is fuck up the calendar, mess up time zones and probably screw with the human sleep pattern.
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>>723819499
Pretty much. Can make an entire reality disappear
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>>723819812
agreed
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>>723819812
>I don't like that so it's dumb xD xD xD
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>>723819594
Flash is choosing not to timetravel because he underestimated deathstroke. You think he'll underestimate someone like Madara fucking Uchiha?
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>>723819679
That's not the flash, fuckface.
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>>723820034
>can process information faster than information can be processed
>I'm retarded
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>>723810935
Star platinum
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>>723820133
>Can run faster than humans can run
It's almost like has has super powers.
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>>723820090
>it's not a turd, it's dog shit
>>
>>723820196
Fair point. It's still retarded.
>>
>>723819464
Basically yes. You overdo it/abuse your power for personal gain way too much and anything from Speed Hunters (or whatever they're called) to you losing your powers might happen.
Flash might have the good guy bonus here. But Savitar for example is on the run from the speedforce for that very reason as far as I know.
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>>723820256
It sure is.
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>>723820090
it's his twin brother, the flush
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>>723820133
>can process information faster than information can be processed
Take a look at that sentence. I'll wait....

Do you realize you just implied a person who can run faster than light-speed has average reaction time? A person who has to make snap decision on less than a micro second to prevent running into a building can't have a far faster though process than others?

Well fuck.
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>>723820198
No, I mean that's literally not the flash, so it has no beareing on this discussion. A picture of deadpool baking banana bread would be just as relevant to this discussion as that picture.
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>>723810770
You guys aren't thinking logically, Batman knows everything there is to know about every justice league member in case of anything. He is one of those people who can defeat the flash.
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>>723820090
Its wally west aka the fastest fucking flash, retard.
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This guy
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>>723810770
saitama
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>>723820345
>on the run from the sf

So he has to run all the time?
>>
>>723820458
You mean the rotting corpse on a golden toilet?
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>>723820499
Saitama has never been against a speedster.
>>
the eternal buttpirat could stomp his shit, literally.
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>>723820394
>>723820196
You're both misunderstanding the point. He's saying that the flash can think faster than energy can possibly move, and seei,g as how information is energy, that's physically impossible. It's not that him processing information faster than a human is impossible, it's him processing information faster than any information under any conditions could possible be proccessed.

Granted, that's still retarded, and we're talking about someone who breaks physics anyway, which is also retarded, but it's important to understand WHY things are retarded, lest your ignorance leads you to say retarded shit yourself.
>>
>>723820053
>>723810770
>>723815139
Fight starts. Flash attacks first. Manages to even kill Madara. Suddenly his head, heart and spine, and legs are ripped apart by 6 limbo clones. Madara comes back to life using Izanami.
Give one good explanation on why that wouldn't work.
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>>723820508
Yes. I might recall it incorrectly, but last time i checked, the Speedforce was only near-omnipotent so there are ways to hide from it, as long as you're fast enough.
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>>723820424
And yet batman consistently loses to superman. They've fought dosens of times, and batman has won exactly 4 times.
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>>723810770
Superman Prime
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>>723820707
>fight starts
>fight retroactively doesn't start because madara was never born
Fixed that for you.
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>>723820699
>He's saying that the flash can think faster than energy can possibly move
Yes, anon. The Fastest man alive has the fastest energy alive.
It's called the speed force.
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>>723820699
It's almost like he has powers that are of the super kind.
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Speed Demon
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>>723820859
could the flash masturbate so fast that he have a orgasm before he actually starts fapping?
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>>723820861
>>723820909
And you continue to miss the point and lack basic reading comprehension while calling others retarded.

Well, have fun with this little circlejerk, I'm out.
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>>723820458
>>
>>723820987
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>>723810770
The Anti-Monitor.
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>>723820992
>Local man can break all sorts of laws of physics
>Except this one because I say so
Do you realize how dumb you sound?
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>>723820992
>how you sound

WTF, HOW CAN SUPERMAN TO SUPER STRONG IF IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ENERGY TO TOLERATE THAT MUCH PRESSURE??? xD
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>>723810770
Batman
>>
Bad writing.
>>
Popeye.
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>>723820778
In canon?
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>>723820809
/thread
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>>723821113
>>723821141

>Granted, that's still retarded, and we're talking about someone who breaks physics anyway, which is also retarded, but it's important to understand WHY things are retarded, lest your ignorance leads you to say retarded shit yourself.

i'm not that guy but you are both retarded
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>>723820424
You give Batman to much credit.
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>>723810770
"Burter here is the fastest in the universe."
Captain Ginyu
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>>723821356
Except I did agree that it's retarded, but it's still one of his retarded super powers.
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>>723820859
>>fight starts
>fight retroactively doesn't start because the Flash BFR himself out of the Universe because he knows he would get rekt.
>Reminder that time traveling to kill your enemy creates an alt universe where he wasn't born.
>Fixed that for you.
>>
TOAA
/thread
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>>723821095
this is not a satisfying answer
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>>723821141
Exactly. Superman can put out more energy than all the mass of his body converted 100% to energy.

inb4 it's stored in his cells as energy
idiots, it would still have weight by E=mc2 and Superman would mass a million tons or more based on some of his feats. He doesn't.

Ergo Flash's magical abilities are nothing special and Superman "can do that too".

The idea Flash can out-do Superman is inherently silly.
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>>723822257
It's been stated that Supes can only be nearly as fast as the Flash (obviously because if he could outrace him, what Point would there be in having a Flash in the first place?). So that's the one thing another DC hero can outdo him in.
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