What is the worst thing to say during sex

>>723810230
Wake up

Stop

>>723810305
my girl does this, but when she cant take it no more

>>723810352
She is an idiot.

>>723810230
"Hahaha i farted, you fucking bitch. Are you sorry?"

Your pussy feels the same as my dogs pussy

Gonna do you like Bush did 9/11

>>723810730
That's a great thing to say

Can we hurry up a bit? I'm late for D&D with the boys!

>By the way, I used to be a woman

This smells fishy

>>723810230
Your pussy feels like my butthole

>>723810230
Your mom is tighter.

hope my HIV doesn't bother you

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>>723810897

>>723810230
You don' do it like my daddy does

Your sister may be hotter, but you are way better in bed!

>>723810230
Damn you got a big pussy!
Damn you got a big pussy!

i wanna have a baby

OP here, I will be using the best reply the next time I have sex

Ora everytime you thrust

>>723810230
Jet fuel can't melt pussy beams

"I wish my last date was this full of life"

>>723811263
so all this for nothing then?

You're way better than my mother

>>723810230
oh granny im gonna cum so fuckin hard!

>>723811171
why'd you say it twice?

Harder!
Harder!

is ok

Bigger!

is definitely not

sorry Mike

is this the part where i go pee pee?

>>723810230
https://youtu.be/R8D08WuHNTE
moah enahgee

>>723811634
Wait for it.

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>>723810230
I'm so good that the hookers pay ME.

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>>723811286

I love you

that was great! and now you fuck me in the ass!

i identify as non binary bby

I wish I still had my dick so I could fuck you.

>>723811634
because it's a BIG pussy!

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"this is so bad we should never have sex ever again, even after marriage"

>Flutterhsy I"M CUMMING!!

this isn't how me and my dad do it

Shit, she got out of the restraints.

>>723812948
I'm glad this would never be said during sex.

>>723810230
If you don't like the roughness I can peel off the scabs.

>>723812875
This sounds like it comes from personal experience anon

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

>>723810230
"Go back to sleep, kid."

>>723811378
Hahahah good one anon

>>723810230
>Those kids have better have cleaned up the house.. BECAUSE DADDY'S A' CUMMIN HOME

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start tensing the muscles in your face so all the blood rushes to your head and it swells up and turns bright red and just scream
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGTRAPSAREN'TGAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as loud as you can from beginning of insertion until orgasm

>>723813080
>sandpaper sally

>>723810230
Wow it is true what they say, It's WAAAAAY better if they're awake during this

>>723810230
Stop crying mom

Oh no! I think I might have diarrhea! Get off me! Quick! get off me!!

>fml

>>723810230
You got Aidsed!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

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>>723813082

>>723810230
"You should probably go get tested"

"Whoops, the condom broke, but I'm sure you'll be the best mommy and daddy"

"Gee Bill, TWO Weiners?"

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

Crashing this pussy
With no survivors!

>>723810230
"That smells just like my ma's."

>>723810230
thanx mum

Ma name jeff

>>723810230
You're just like my mom!

>>723810230
Praise kek is an anagram for Rape kikes

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>>723811171

Is it already in?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

You look a lot like your mother

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>>723810230
Hey mom, checkem!

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>>723814233
Checked.

Now check MINE!

damn this feels way worse with a condom

>>723814346
I wish to die

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>>723814233
i cummed

damn i'm glad it was actually you and not chris hansen

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I'm winning!

wtf your mom's/sister's/daughter's/dad's/brother's ass isn't this loose

>>723811480
I think saying "Sorry, but my Mom's better." Would ruin it more.

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>>723810230
Check em!

Good thing I practiced this with my sister first

'You got the job'

Sorry, but my Mom's better. At least you beat my 10 y/o brother!

>>723814652
rekt faggot.
see>>723814233

boobs

OP here, the next post to get one of these dubs: 99, 66, 33, or 00, will win the thread. Good luck faggots

Moan literally any anime character's name

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>>723810230

>>723814849
Hitler did nothing wrong

I voted for Trump

Never rub another man's rhubarb

Make America great again!

I'm gonna give you the ol lickarooo

Remind me to change your diaper after I finish.

Singing the moon man album

Say hello to my little friend

Gushy Gush, So Soaky

ayy lmao

>>723814855
>John Jonah Jameson hnnnggggg

Your Mother was better

your daughter was better

Thank you

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>>723814849
>>723815399

>>723815399
Winrar, congratulations Anon

Sorry

>>723810230
>Give me 10 more minutes doc, she is cold but i can still do it.
>Just because you're 6 it doesn't mean anal is a bad thing.
>Please, don't shout, my neighbor could call the police and you would be just a meat shield darling.
>Fuck it, i never knew dogs knew how to use their tongues like that!
>Can i cum on that open wound?
>I hope your mother is enjoying the show.
>I really wish i had a dick.
>Can i drink your blood?
>And they said fucking someone that has AIDS would be bad...