what does 4chan think about chess?

i like hungry hungry hippos

i like horse meat

I like it, whether I win or lose I feel good providing I don't make a stupid mistake.

i think the rook is the best for inserting into the anus

I like how white always goes first

>>723810216
we should start a troll campaign of how chess is racist and the rules need to be changed cause current year

chess is fucking shit. you have to learn a ton of theory just to get destroyed by some autist. no thanks

>>723810341
That would be nice. Make a bunch of fake SJW accounts, then some dimwitted real SJW join in and they get all the flame

Perfect game for autists.

>>723809288
dont ignore me you rancid swine.

someone has it.

>>723810341
whites go first in chess.

always preferred checkers instead

>>723809288
It's a great game. Especially good to play as one ages because it is so abstract.

>>723810369
Found the brainlet.

It's pointless to play because a computers can beat all humans anyway.

>>723810341
>white goes first
>queen can move the most spaces but king is still the most important piece

Top kek

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>>723810684
I'll make your face abstract

>>723810743
> Queen does all the dirty work
> Can easily replace her if she bites it

>>723810743
perfect.

its fitting in all sense

>>723810341
i would completly be down for that. but i know it wont work so im not wasting my time on that.

>>723810341
please don't ruin chess

>>723810766
Quit saying that Grandpa! I love you damnit!

"If only a woman's emotions were like chess, black and white"

>>723809288
Spend hundred of hours studying to go up a couple hundred elo and still get rocked by 10 year olds at competitions.

Muh feels

/b/ doesn't have the brain capacity to play Chess, the average /b/tard would think too linear to play a proper game.

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I always play against women because every time I play against a man I lose.

>>723809288
It's like a swordfight.you must think first before you move.

>>723811330
Kek

>>723811109
Is that a challenge?

somebody once

people don't play me in chess anymore my stategy was too good
you see i have the mage cast a spell of speed on my knight who then dismounts his horse and sacrifices it in the name of the sun god to get a +10 to dexterity
then i simply teleport and replace the queen, and when the king is distracted by my supreme fellating skills i strike and stab him between the 4th and 5th rib getting a straight shot at his heart with a +30% chance at a crit.

>>723812375
Wait, I don't get it. Were they angry because they forgot to pack a trap reverse card? I mean that's a rookie mistake

Any Grandmasters on here?? Who has the highest rating?

>>723812557
that's exactly what i told them!!

>>723812600
Me is. Rating is 50.
Me good.

>>723809288
Good game but when I do play it I'm up against somebody really good who pummels me or somebody who sucks therefore it gets old wasting them.

>>723812600
1100 here. I wish I was good. :(

>>723813844
Thats not too bad. I bounce between 1500-1700

>>723814029
It is pretty bad, I at least want to be better than Martin Shkreli (1300)

1 d4 d5 2 c4 c3

>>723809288
It's interesting but the best way to play is to do a shot whenever you take a piece.

>>723814188
Just check out some chess games on youtube. Mato does a great job with explaining good games. You may be able to learn a thing or two from them. anything to get better than that guy

>>723814881
Thank you, I will. :)

>>723809951
>4chan

>>723814968
Fucking Kek

>>723809288
Slightly overrated.

>>723810714
this is true for anygame

>>723812600
1750 on LiChess fwiw. I'm a filthy casual

>>723814334
c3? Uh, not legal. Found the non-autist.

>>723814881
Nah, John Bartholomew and ChessBrah are the only watchable chess channels on YT

>>723815824
I agree with John. He is great. Havent heard of the other one. I'll check it out.

>>723815630
user name? im on there as well

>>723816008
John's commentary is better, but ChessBrah (Eric Hansen) is a 2600+ GM, so the games are better. He plays Hikaru regularly. And his channel has great coverage of the Pro Chess League.

>>723816035
I would, but I use my real name, so..

>>723817368
fair enough. it would just have been fun to play with some people

>>723810743
blame Spanish queen Isabella. Before "Mad Queen" chess, the piece was the Vizier, and could move only one square diagonally.

chess does not have tits

>>723810341
Pretty sure this would work and you could get sjws to rage on fucking chess

>>723817598
How was queen isabella a mad queen shithead? This is not game of fucking thrones, she was actually one of the greastest leaders of Europe and surely one of the greatest of spain though obviously cruel is some ways

>>723817918
>same can be said about literally anything

>>723818142
Good point

>>723818120
when Shatranj came from Persia to Europe in the 1500s, there were many powerful queens in European nations, so they changed the piece next to the King from Vizier to Queen and upgraded its power. Took a long time to adapt the rest of the game to this powerful piece (plus the Bishop upgraded from the Elephant which only jumped two squares diagonally), such as adding the Kings Leap move, which became castling.

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>>723818657
>tfw castling and your opponent asks what the fuck you are doing just moving pieces around and cheating.

>>723819216
oh boy. Just wait till you get to en passant and your opponent has their jimmies rustled

>>723815717
lol true, *c6, slav defense

>>723809288
Sluta posta på /b/ beard

I think it's boring and people confuse chess skill with intelligence

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>>723810341
This is brilliant. Let's do it. I just listened to a recent segment on NPR and the black speaker mentioned chess. He also spoke of how it is necessary to renounce your whiteness in favor of a deeper humanity

>>723809288
It is a pseudointellectual, shallow and pedantic affair

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>>723817803
Or a big dick

>4 Chan
>Thinks

>pick only one

>>723821572
I wonder if anyone created a chess set made of nothing but dildos, vibrators, and buttplugs?

wait no fuck you guys i like chess dont SJW it

>>723821751
It'll survive. Chess is tough and street smart

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>>723821677
Here's a modern chess board I picked up at the flea market recently

>>723822128
Would suck and have butt fuck the fag shit out of me

Someone start a game, post a screencap and play against /b.

>>723822743
e4

>>723812600
Grandmasters on b? nope

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>>723823022
from where to where?

>>723817591
My user is Gemes on lichess - hmu and anyone else

>>723823022
e5 =) (Hello my lovely wife of my life ;) )

>>723823619
eeww, dont mix the colors

>>723823619
f4

>>723824366
xf4 !

>>723823160
pawn from e2 to e4

>>723823183
I hit you up.

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>2017
>still playing chess
european chess is dead.

the world championship mostly are remis.
almost every win is won by higher speed or endurance instead of a better strategy.
try chinese or korean chess. way better concept.

It's pretty black and white, in my opinion.