Prove you're white, /b/

>>723805383
I love my dad.

I know my dad

I am my dad.

>>723805383
I dont need to prove jackshit to niggers like you!

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I have a job.

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>>723805383

>>723805383
I have a penis of average length.

>>723805383
I speak English.

>>723805383
i have finished school

I like mayo.

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>>723805383
I'm not actually a complete failure

I cant dance.
I eat boring food.
I don't want to offend anyone because I get offended by everything.
I believe in aliens
I am ashamed that my dick size is smaller than rest of the world
I have no history or culture
I think Trump seems like a reasonable guy
I don't think anything is my fault, it is the immigrants
I want to have sex with my sister and my mother

my dad is black

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>>723805383
my nipples r pink.

I make "u mad whiteboi" threads.

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I own this man.

>>723805483
Classic

I think it's edgy to say nigger on an anonymous message board

>>723805383
I'm 27 and I'm a kissless virgin

>>723805383
You probably have the last name of one of my ancestors who used to own your ancestors.

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I ride a bike with the proof of purchase taped to the frame

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>>723805383

>>723805383
I'm in college

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ITT: Asians

when my friend tells a funny joke i don't scream and run around in a circle

But I'm not white anon.

>>723805946
31 here
step your game up

at the bar i don't feel the need to fan my money out

I entered a convenience store the other day and payed full price for the merchandiser i wanted

I don't smell like black people

i like chicken cordon blue more than fried chicken

no bitch

>>723806145
Found the reason for all of America's problems

I flew in a plane recently, and i arrived at the intended destination without hijacking it

When I see a magic trick I don't scream and run away.

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>>723805383
I-I totally know my f-father and live in a s-stable two parent h-home....

>>723805383
>I know my father
>My parents were married before I was conceived
>I don't think mac n' cheese is a holiday treat
>When I am in a movie theater I am quiet and courteous, even when a horror scene is on
>I have a job

>>723806370
When i asked my dad to show me a magic trick, he didn't disappear forever

>>723806386
You can't speak properly
> nigger detected

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>>723805383
I'm not white. I'm black. I also have HIV and got it from bottoming bareback.

Come at me, white bois. At the end of the day, I still know how to dance, have a big cock and have gotten laid more than all of you combined.

I have a 17 cm penis.
I am also white.
Just because you have a small penis doesn't mean it's because you're white anon, it's because your small dick dad decided to have a child.
Can confirm its genetics, my dad also has a big penis.
Stop with the 'HURR DURR NIGGERS HAVE BIG COCKS MYTH', the biggest cock in the world is from a white man, explain that.

>>723805383
I only own 1 bike and it was a gift from my parents.

I don't get offended when people ask if I eat chicken and watermelon

>>723806490
>"I may be dying from fagggotry but I can dance!"
Exactly how and why you got AIDS, Jamal

>>723806471
W-what are you t-talking about man? M-my name is T-todd and I totally l-live in the u-upper class.

>>723806490
Magic?

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>>723806492
>prove you're white
>is insecure about dick
kek

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>>723806275

> chicken cordon blue

And now we know precisely where you are on the social class spectrum, Mr. Striving Lower-Middle.

>>723805383
I appear to be white but I assure you I am not.


Watch your back.

>>723805383
Im not

>>723805383
I was born with a credit score of 730.

I'm not stealing my internet connection to post this

>>723805383
I joke about killing myself

I like my coffee with 6 packs of sugar and 8 shots of milk

>>723805383
I didn't stole anything in my life

>>723805383

I pay my taxes and support my family

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White PowerPoint kek

>>723807026
You are bad at lying

>>723806986
What a weakling kek

>>723805383
I had credit of 780, bought a house last year

>>723805733

>I eat boring food.

11 secret herbs and spices dosent mean its exciting food Tyrone.

I love coffee.

I'm not black

i pay attention to the news

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am a virgin and i watch anime

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I own the place I live in
I own my car
I pay my bills
I'm not a convicted felon

>>723805383
i was able to read your post

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>>723805383
The last time I left a store I paid for the goods I brought with me

>>723807154
My dad told me that too :<

>>723805383
1) I know good wine from cheap, poor quality wine.
2) I drive a PRIUS
3) I call my daughter "My Little Princess"
4) I consider Italian food exotic and often too spicy.
5) I create lists with numbered bullets.

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Work boots

I can't. I'm Mexican-American.

I own a small book from a guy named Okrand about learning Klingon.

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I think so

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>>723806170
>Bow to the wizard

>>723805383
I can't dance

>>723808713
He was right

>>723805383
I'm an injun but I've never drank alcohol in my life. Do I make the cut?

I have never been pulled over by a cop

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I support Lots Daddy Trump

My mother's my sister

>>723805383
The few times I have been pulled over, I was sent on my way with no more than a smile and a "drive carefully."

>>723805383
Bills are paid.

>Feels goodman

>>723812015
Are you a motherfucker, too?

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>>723805383

Firstly I'm Native-European. I have both my parents present in my life and they have always been present. I also have a job and i didn't get to university by affirmative action.

>>723805383
My credit score is excellent, with no late payments

>>723806490
>muh dick
Not an argument. Shitty bait.

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>>723811091

yeah welcome to the normal people group where we live normal life and raise our kids and then we die and the cycle start again.

>>723805383
i like to ski

>>723814208
Oh shit, I just realized how fucking white the ski hills are. And I don't mean the snow.

>>723805733
No history or culture?

This is illogical. Its not like white people appeared at the time of your post. They have a history.

And just because their culture doesnt keep them up partying 4 nights a week to shit music and wondering why they cant hold down a job on 2 hours of sleep and a blunt, doesnt mean they have none.

I can get to the front of a queue at any fast food or coffee joint and know what to order right away, pay the cashier without asking for discounts or using coupons and wait quietly for my shit to be prepared.

>>723809194
So you're Mexican?

I've been to the moon

job car wife kids

I didn't do nothing

I have an extra long penis with average girth.

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>>723805383

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>>723817019

This is great one. Damn it's good day to be white ;DDD

>>723805383
I love being cucked.

I'm black

>>723805383
Have an education

I own a business.
I pay my taxes.
I don't have children.
I get offended by racism.
Trump is my president.
I am frightened of the mass immigration destroying Europe because they'll eye us next like locusts.
I like high fives.

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>>723805383
My league of legends account info

>>723816420
/thread

>>723805483
It feels good mate

I drink hot tea.

I've worn a sweater tied around my shoulders unironically.

>>723805383
Drugstore makeup - powder, foundation - is too dark for me.
Can't wear yellow.

>>723805733
it's funny when black people say white people have no culture, when one of the very few things black people are actually good at, sports, are all made up by white people and therefore white culture

NFL, NBA, soccer, rugby, tennis, cricket etc

>>723805383
I'm not scared of harmless animals or insects.

>>723818152
you that dumb ?

>>723816420
I love you so much.

I'm white, so you know you can trust me.

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>>723818450

Black people speak white peoples language, write in white peoples alphabets, they use electricity that was invented by white people, they use anything that uses electricity invented by white people, they play white peoples plays...

>>723805383
I've a job

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I was able to walk to work in the bustling city and even chatted with local officers without getting arrested

>>723805383
Never stoled anything ever

>>723805383
I eat onion raw

>>723805383
I don't have sycle cell anemia

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father, job, more than 3k in bank

definitely white

>>723805383
Can't, I'm too white.

>>723818789
Our alphabet comes from Phoenician, not a white ancient empire.
Electricity was discovered, not invented.

>>723819085

We use Latin alphabets which derive from ancient Greece you tool. Electricity was discovered by white people and around that discovery white people invented things that can use electricity example instruments, radios, photo cameras, film cameras, machines, engines, lamps and last but not least computers which you are using when you post your stupid statements here.

>>723819085

Also Phoenicians are Caucasian people. Darker than North-Europeans but definitely not niggers.

I feel uncomfortable around other races than whites

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>>723805788
FL CWFL represent!

>>723805383
I like single malts.
I wear a watch that isn't "pimp".
I make six figures.
I have never smoked in my car or inside my house.
I have never sexually assaulted someone.
I haven't been caught committing a crime because I'm not a retard.
I can afford beef.

>>723818152
I spent 700 usd and got permanently banned on my first offense

I'm hella woke

>>723822231
fuck odd you trashy ass ukrainian scum

>>723822514
Source?

i don't like grape juice

>>723805383
I never get hassled by the police. They should be allowed to just do their job.

>>723805383
I jump in the air when I'm putting my jeans on

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>>723818152

Kill me...

I work as a software developer and develop a project written with a C++ backend with a web UI frontend written in Javascript.

>>723805788
ayyy part of the 20million+ in the gunshine state my nigga

Swamp Niggas Unite

I've been to jail, I'm in debt, I hate my dad.
Oh shi

>>723823430
>>723823505
>>723823542
>>723823597
>>723823631
them are yellow men not white men

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Nope

>>723822717
Look at that cutie in the background

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Why don't you go to Snapchat (z) .com and leak all your snapchat friends

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>>723805383
I flunked my DNA test.

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>>723805383
>nobody has actually posted a photo

/pol/ really is filled with self-hating Mexicans, huh?

I knew my dad.

>>723822851
>>723822514

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1890373/

>>723822851
German Anti Nazi Film: "Kriegerin"
haven't watched it myself but the haircut left a mark

>>723823802
Based Ukraine?

Pray tell, faggot, how are they based?

They took billions of dollars from a BLACK MAN, graveled at America's feet, tried to influence the US at events during the election, continue to try and get the USA to fight a battle the ukrainscum started, and are trying to be part of Europe because not even the slavs fucking want them.

Have you seen their clothing donation points? theyre like cockraoches. fucking filth.

I eat sandwiches with only american cheese and mayo on white bread

>>723823980
thaths the sign of good fortune faggot not the nazi swastika

I want a black alpha to fuck my scawny ass and coated with my sauce cum into my gfs hungry pussy

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>>723823710

National-Socialism doesn't care about persons color. It's a political idea you idiot, not KKK.

>>723805383
I'm intelligent and don't have HIV.

>>723824049
>German Anti Nazi Film: "Kriegerin"
Thank you sir

>>723824393
>implying non-whites have ANYTHING to be NATSOC about

spotted the nigger hiding in the thread

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>white enough?

I'm not going to have to takeout any college loans, because my parents and grandparents got high paying jobs, and made smart financial decisions.

My wife came out the same pussy I did

im russian

>>723824726
That doesn't prove you're White. It does prove that you're a spoiled little piece of shit millennial who won't know what work is, and will never know the satisfaction of making a life for yourself.


Leeching off your parents' financial decisions and education is something a nigger would do.

>>723824740
the israeli flag looks weird in that pic

>>723824799
>я нигр

fixed that for you, Red bastard

>>723805733
blacks have no culture
unless you include rape culture
and the only history that blacks have is A. filthy 3rd world niggers,
B. slaves
C. Scummy nigger criminals

blacks and muslims hold humanity back

Just got a haircut from a white woman

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Im white????

>>723824856
That moment when caring enough about your child to help them get a start on life is a bad thing.

>>723824726

Spoiled little fuck. I have a hard time relating to anyone who get's everything handed to them on a silver platter. I worked my way through college and my gf's parents are well-off, but live modest lives and made their children earn most of their own education expenses.

>>723805425
>stepdad
Implying u can hold a marriage

>>723825001
>stop

Playing off a topic when you got your ass torched doesn't nullify your ignorance.

I have 3 kg of cheese in my fridge

>>723825001

Being supported by your parents is very different from doing nothing to earn your own way.

>>723825204
I have a feeling you and I would get along.

>>723825011
>>723824856
Spotted the niggers.

Faggots are jealous.

Water's really spicy

>>723825242
But I'm not doing nothing. Although I haven't graduated HS yet(Senior), I'm first in my class, and have several scholarships.

I'm black, but might as well be white considering where I'm from and the conditions I was raised in

>>723805383
i prove i'm white by starting threads that demonstrate i'm hung up on being white

>>723825514

Do you come from good house hold/rich family?

I have a dad

All of my grandparents are from Germany during a time when you needed papers proving you were Aryan just to get a job. I literally have paperwork proving I'm white.

Talked to my dad today.

>>723819359
Seems you are wrong comrade.
"The Greek alphabet (and by extension its descendants, such as Latin, Cyrillic, and Coptic) was also derived from Phoenician."

source:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenician_alphabet

>>723805632
Seriously? How much did it take you to learn it since you came from mexico?

I voted for Trump.

>>723805383
Every time I give a high five and it's good I have to comment on how good of a high five it was

I have job

>>723805383
Thanks officer. Have a good day.

>>723826262
No loli lover can be bad

>>723806068
>puke

>>723814137
Are you me?

>>723817279
Check your grammar nigger.

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>>723825933
See
>>723819495

Ancient Phoenicia is in most western part of Asia. Right next to Greece (Cyprus). Do you think that there goes some magic line middle of water after people become black and white. We have DNA tests which indicate that modern Cypriots are direct descendants of ancient Cypriots. And last time i checked they look pretty white to me. Also Lebanese people are also Caucasians and last time i checked they look pretty white to me. Don't just go to Wikipedia and read the first sentence and then start to spew shit...

>>723806492
Anon... the man with the biggest cock in the world is mexican...

>>723805383
not white. but not niggerrace either. what do.

>>723806068
>when you're a niggerspic and say a person "gifts birth"

>>723806962
japfag here, I think you would fit in with my people.

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Sup niggers

>>723827929
Sup reddit

>>723827075

If you live respectable life according to laws then you are respectable human being and you are at least always welcome to white communities if you want. White people are pretty accepting for people who live by the law and respects Western values (freedom, gender equality, secularism...).

>>723827723

kek ;D

i dont like black cocks on pron

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I live in Sweden.

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>>723805383

>>723828474
Syrians aren't white, retard

>>723825394
Meh, I don't think jealousy has anything to do with it. I'm not bitter or resentful of those in different situations than I am. I don't lament my own life. I just can't stand people who claim their inheritances make them a better than others, as if they worked for and earned it themselves. Would I turn down a free education from my parents? Obviously not. Will I give a free education to my hypothetical future spawn? No.

>>723825500
>first in class, scholarships
Good for you (seriously, not mockingly). Just don't waive your parent's money around like you made it yourself.

>>723828563

But they are tho... Syrians are Caucasian people with just little darker skin tone than example North-Europeans. Caucasian people come in many skin tones. All Europeans are Caucasians, all Arabs are Caucasians, Russians are Caucasian, Middle-Easterners are Caucasian, most of Indian people are Caucasians, most of South-Americans are Caucasians or mix between Caucasian and Indio. Caucasian people are the most spread and biggest race group on planet Earth currently and they come in many many different skin tones. One thing that unites Caucasian people is their diversity in hair, skin and eye colors and the shape of their skull.