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Im a grown ass man and i keep getting mistaken for a teenage

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Im a grown ass man and i keep getting mistaken for a teenage girl when im in public. What the fuck
Excuse shitty webcam
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Is it the hair? Would a buzz cut help?
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>>723803581
First, the hair. It frames your face femininely.
The eyes, and the lips are fairly feminine too.

Eventually facial hair should fix things, a different hair style might also help.
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>>723803581
id fuck your mouth
thats about it though
go get some mental health treatment after i fuck your mouth
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>>723803681
Doesn't need to be a buzz cut, but your hair is flowing. Avoid shoulder length. Shorter would be better though, if you want to avoid being mistaken for a girl.

It also looks like you are wearing eyeshadow. Fairly large eyes, maybe some glasses might change things.
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>>723803730
Shit, i kinda didn't wanna cut it because i love head banging to thrash metal. Also i can't grow facial hair
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>>723803886
Wtf, i don't wear makeup. Also i don't need glasses
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>>723803889
No facial hair? That might be unfortunate.
Also; Eyebrows. You need some. They are fairly invisible, and that doesn't help the femininity at all.
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>>723804023
I have strawberry blonde hair and my eyebrows are fucking clear, i cant help it
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I don't believe you a man
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>>723803581
Your body literally wants you to be a Trap

Do your Faggot-/b/ros a favour
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>>723804113
I know your feels. I'm just glad my hair went copper.
I totally used to get mistaken for a girl a few times, but mustache ended up fixing things.
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>723804142

yes i am a guy
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>>723804182
this
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>>723804215
I see tits.
Nope. This is a trap thread now. I'm out. Later /b/ros.
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More ? I call bullshit
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>>723804274
I just have gynecomastia is all
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>>723804215
There is literally no way youre not taking hormones, unless you have a problem with your estrogen levels
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I think you might have a full bore endocrine disorder. Your hormones are all out of whack.
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>>723804325
I ain't taking anything, no meds, no smoking, no booze

You think i really might have an issue with my body beyond cosmetically?
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>>723804408
If it's that bad, there's more than just skin-deep stuff.
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>>723803581
I have to admit that look a little bit like a chick. Maybe if you cut your hair shorter and let your beard grow a bit, that would help.
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>>723803581
u look like a 16 yo girl tbh
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I WOULD SUCK ON THOSE NIPPLES
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>>723804408
nah, ofc every man has b cup tits, nothing special.
YES YOU DO HAVE A SERIOUS ENDOCRINE DISORDER
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>>723804441
I'm almost 30 ;_;
Wtf
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>>723804408
You do without any doubt, but dont worry;
Either you operate your dick off and become a tranny or you get yourself some testosterone pills.
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>>723803581
da fuq is wrong with your eyes?
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ever had an MRI scan?because i think you might have ovaries
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Nude bending over, just to be sure.
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Kik me OP
Denisgut1
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>>723803581
are they deliberately outright telling you you're a teenage girl for no reason? or do they realize that you're not and they just need to tell you about it?
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>>723804113
dye that shit
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>>723804512
Seems to be some common thing about traps with hormone-changes.
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>>723804518
Jesus

>>723804464
Gasp

>>723804492
Fuck u i ain't a fucking fag
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>>723804602
Welp, then you take some testosterone pills: If your doctor won't give you some order them of the deep web.
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OP you are a herm without the external female, but i'm pretty sure youve got the internal bits or you eat nothing but soybean
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Sharpie in pooper so I can make an action plan to fix this.
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>>723804182
Top kek
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>>723804408
Your a skinny guy with tits. Yes you fucking retard, there is something wrong with you. Take an hour out of your day and go see a fucking doctor.
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ITT: confused boners
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>>723804602
Also, "studios" pay a shitload of money to fuckers like you to fuck women with pussys, isn't that living the dream?
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>>723804661
>OP you are a herm without the external female
dude you are legitimately giving me a panic attack, what if i really am? I would have to reevaluate my entire life
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>>723804715
Kek'd hard
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OP you are a faggot fucking kill yourself and stop with these gay ass threads.
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a simple blood test can identify your estrogen levels, and then medication and diet changes can make you more masuline
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Like if i have female what's really making me male besides my dick? Fuck even my voice is high pitched and i didn't even think of it because im a shut in and never talk
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>>723804753
bro, chill, its just some hormon disorder, get yourself some testosterone and check for ball-cancer to be sure it aint your balls... Do you cum a normal amount?
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>>723804753
see a fucking doctor and if its true, you have options: remove the ovaries (simple endoscopic surgery) or remove cock and balls and be a girl
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>>723804753
stop freaking out and go see a doctor. You may just need some extra testosterone in your life.
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>>723803581
Show body with head attached.
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>>723804753
Seriously. Go see a doctor.
Ultimately though, don't worry about it too much. Male, or female, you are still you. You will be whom you choose to be. Listen to your thrash metal. Music knows no boundaries. Hobbies knows no boundaries. Whatever the outcome, you are still you.
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>>723803581
>>723804215

Cute as fuck
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>>723805022
this
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>>723805034
Metal isn't trash, you fucker would know if you're a real metalhead.
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>>723805034
>>723804859
>>723804906
No insurance

Also my voice https://clyp.it/mfg3mejm
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No ones ever mentioned your tits to you?

Hows your voice? Give us a vocaroo.
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>>723805136
Clyp is better than vocaroo
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>>723804274
Wait for me.
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>>723805105
You read a little bit too quickly. Thrash metal was mentioned because it was mentioned by OP earlier in the thread. Metal is cool though.
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>>723805117
Very american female sounding to me.
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>>723805117
what is your diet? eat a lot of tofu?
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>>723805117
You live in the states, don't you. Man, that's gotta suck.
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TRAP THREADS ARE EVOLVING
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gonna need more pics, op
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>>723805117
start a gofundme or kickstarter. make one for masculising, or one for feminising meds or surgeries.
I'm pretty sure the feminising one will win
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Troll
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>>723805117
No offense bro, but sounds like the before voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTenyNcxLKE
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>>723803581
why do you got no eyebrows?
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>>723805136
Also i hide my tits under my shirts with a tight bra, ive been wearing them since my mom forced me to in highschool
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>>723804215
nice fupa you disgusting faggot
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>>723805136
you know he probably is too insecure to do this why even ask
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>>723805549
I legit feel sorry for you bro. I actually have feels for you. That has to suck, growing up.

But seriously. Doctor. Do what you can to get some insurance, be it a benefits package for working full time, or something. Get yourself checked.
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>>723805117
yo let me b ur sugar daddy, u just gotta let me have you whenever, and ill foot the bill, damn..
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>>723805679
Doctors cost fuckig gold bricks in this hick town and yeah growing up sucked
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Conclusion:
>Thread of the day
>Get some Testosteron
>Trip on LSD to accept your own body
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>>723804215
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>>723805549
nice b8 you chose the trap life it did not choose you. btw gl traps age horribly
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>>723803581
nice edit kyle, looks like shit
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>>723805549
>>723805679
>>723805759
heres op
hes a disgusting man
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>>723805732
Goddamn. I can only hope things turn out for you later on.
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>>723805765
I had a face lift you fucking idiot posting old ass picks
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>>723805820
hes already fucked
look at his man face
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>>723805807
yeah like all of these broken homos
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>>723805549
You remind me of my ex, Cassidy

Post tits
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SHIT, THIS THREAD JUST ESCALATED PRETTY FUCKING HARD...
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>>723805840
are you fucking retarded?
>cant afford doctor
>can afford face lift
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>>723805840
heres kyle a year ago

face lifts dont fix manface

especially if they're a lie in the first place

stay mad hon
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>>723805846
who is that?? where is muh qt fupa boy?
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>>723805846
FACIAL FEMINIZATION SURGERY
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>>723805938
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>>723805945
That's because it's some other faggot trying to pretend they are OP.
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>>723806010
its the same guy without a wig

>>723806029
you didnt get FFS even though you need it badly you ugly man
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>>723806037
Stalker alert
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>>723806078
rage on dude

how come it took you 1 year to put on a wig
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>>723806029
>FACIAL FEMINIZATION SURGERY
get your money back
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>>723805549
Guy's this is a girl or a futanari that's trolling tf out of everyone.
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>>723806123
still look like a man.....
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>>723805840
just stop accept your a grown man take off that make up and silly dress and go get a nice haircut maybe you can be a faggot afterwards and get alpha faggot partner who can treat you like a little girl all you like. (:
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>>723806123
Ive been on hormones for 3 years now asshole, you are posting old pics before hormones kicked in
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>>723806242
Scroll up to see tits &dick
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>>723803581
grow a beard
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>>723806314
I already have a bf
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>>723806375
but is he alpha? no? what alpha would want to be with a disabled fuck up who got put in the wrong body.
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>>723806375
hes more femme than you you ugly ass hon
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>>723806347
Well shit
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moral of the story here folks is there is no chicks with dicks just dudes with tits.
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>>723806375
Are sucking faggot boyfriends cock or is he sucking your faggot cock?
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why do traps come to /b/ its kinda obvious shit like this will happen. better off on reddit
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what happens when you lose all of your real hair due to baldness? will you just wear weave all the time?
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>>723806375
you look way manlier than your opening pic, just editing i guess

oh well, guess hiding your body makes you as feminine as you can get dude
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>>723803581
How did you fuck up your editing that badly? you have 2.5 eyes you retard
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>>723807039
Its an app retard
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>>723807089
an app to make you less manfaced? so you're just fooling yourself dude
you're just an ugly man with an app retard
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>>723807039
BUT WHO IS EYEBROW?
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>>723807089
You said you got FFS you dumbfuck
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>>723807089
Good god kayla, how about you leave your pc for one day and go outside. Jesus christ, you havent left your parent's house in like 4 weeks
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real woman>this thread
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>>723807209
>>723807089

you two have your dumb trap fight im leaving this gay thread
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>>723807419
theres a trap here? where? all i see is an ugly hon
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OP has a gross hairy man ass. (I've seen it...)
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