>Go to your bedroom >See this How do you handle this?

>>723796205
Fuck her in her ear

kick her fat black nigga ass out of my bed.

>>723796505
You'd most likely spill your spagetti, edgelord.

I say:

"Damn bitch, you super fly, let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey."

Then proceed to intercourse.

call cops for trespassing

fuck her till then

>>723796205
Call the cops then burn the sheets

So guys, would you smell her farts like a proper pervert?

>>723796205
call animal control

>>723796205
i guess i first wonder why there is turd on my bed, then throw out the sheets

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Eat that booty like groceries.

>>723796205
Stare at her, realise I don't know how to approach this, then leave and cry myself to sleep.

>>723796205
Crossover stepback dunk, my nuts on her chin.

>>723796205
That's a healthy female orangutan OP
Call the zoo

>>723796205
i would have to call the police

Take her back out to the shed she was chained up in. Also whip her 5 times for escaping, 5 times for laying in my bed, and 15 times for being a niger