Greentext Thread Post your best Greentexts

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>>723795776

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>>723795788

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>>723795801

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>>723795817

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>>723795829

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>>723795851

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>>723795776
>16 years old
>Dumb as fuck kid who had no friends
>By that point I made peace with the fact that I was just different
>Started doing stuff to piss off normies like wearing Wrath, Natural Selection, and Retribution shirts
>Was once sent out of school for writing a report on why the Columbine event was justified, although nothing wound up happening because it was just an opinionated paper for civics so what could they do but get mad and ignore me
>Some new girl comes to school
>She was kind of cute and she immediately got popular
>For some reason she liked me and started talking to me in class
>Once her friends saw this happening they told her about how retarded I was
>I would've dropped the normie enraging escapades if I got her as a gf because that would've been fine by me but it wasn't to be
>She cut me off cold turkey
>For Halloween we weren't allowed to wear costumes to school
>I did anyway and went as a teacher of mine, it was one of the "cool" teachers who gave group work out constantly and pretended to relate to kids
>I fucking shaved my eyebrows to mimic the way he looked and it must've been spot on because people got mad
>They couldn't send me home because I said that was just how I was going to dress from now on
>The next day I went back to my typical style and they didn't do anything

>>723796106
ah, nothing like the classics

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>>723796173

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>>723795851
I have read this so many times over the years, but every time I see it posted, I always read it again.
Also posting some OC from a "most embarrassing sexual experiences thread"
Never seen it posted before

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>>723796324

>>723796324
Holy fuck my sides transcended to a new dimension

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>>723795873
fukin nice, you may be a asshole but you aren't dumb

>>723797684
Fucking best dad award 10/10 i swear

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>mfw

>>723797684
>4changold

Many thanks

best orange texts?<

>>723798650
This guy can;t even orange text>

>>723798765
filthy slav

>>723795864
>what is anticlimactic
7/10

>>723798553
jesus christ anon

>>723799792
Good story or baffled at how long it is?

>>723799134
Please be real
Please be real
PLz

>>723800112
I
Shit you not
It may be real
or not
:)

>>723800009
Probably a bit of both but worth

Thanks anons
An actual good thread on 4chan
Who would've thought

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>>723795776

>>723799134
>satisfied

>>723795864
good story, wasn't SUPER CRAZY but thats how you can kinda tell that most of this is factual and not exagerated

>>723801346
exactly why i saved it and sent it here

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so fucking old it was posted before greentext was a thing

>>723801717
10/10

>>723801717
nice

>>723798553
The fucking feels.

>>723798553
Damn...

>>723802266
>>723802299
my man frank

>>723799134
I legit wanna see a movie of this whole thing,

>>723802362
was thinking the same

>>723802362
that would work super well.

>>723802362
But who would play the main character..?

>>723796056
Oh my fucking god dude

>>723802700
Seth Rogen

>>723802362
this.

great thread, sorry i have nothing to contribute.

>>723804238
No way. Would have to be young rogen.

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instead you should just Snapchat z .com and all your worries will be gone!

>>723804996
Bots dont even try to make it relevant to the thread anymore?

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no drug story by now?

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Anybody has the Ghost puncher?

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>>723807351
Got ya

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tardwars saga is missing

>>723802700
Moot

>>723795864
One of my fav stories thanks for sharing OP

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>>723795776
This one always makes me kek

>>723810916
what a great read

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>>723809662
Christ calm yourself

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>>723796056
Thavage