Weeed thread

>>723794482
I'm on a tolarance break after smoking every day for almost a year.
Lord help me this is hard, especially with 3 vials of vape on my dresser and an eighth of Deathstar in my drawer.

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Is it true anglo fags don't have rolls?

>>723794865
I had a year break that ended last week

>>723795213
That looks retarded

>>723795213
Koji kurac, zašto Sarajlije shitpostaju

>>723795277
I envy you so hard right now dude.
My best bud hooks me up with his best bud (lol) for next to nothing, and it's destroying my will


It's only been 4 days, end my suffering

>>723795213
>mixing weed with niggatine
I will NEVER understand why britbongs do this.

>>723795684
He's from Europe, and we do it literally to save money, but it gives you a nice and even burn too, this way your joints are fatter and burn evenly and slow.
Im a Smoker anyway so it dosent rly bother me.

I've been on a trip to japan for the last month, so that means i was on tolerence break for the whole month of Feb. Going right back to Canada in 3 days where i got Blue cheese, Black diamond and gorila glue #4 shatter waiting for me ... The craves had never been that bad considering I smoked 4 times a day minimum for the last 5 years .........

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>>723795826
If you can't roll a joint (that means weed not brown shit) that burns evenly you need to learn to roll mate

>>723795684
Most Europeans do this. If your smoking a big joint it helps it burn better. But the amount most people use is atrocious, i only use a bit. And only in big joints not small ones.

I love to jack off whenever I smoke. Hands down, the best orgasm I've had. . .

>>723795826
>>723795918
I realize most Europeans do this, and that's why it bothers me so much. Just put more weed in it if you want it fat, no need to pollute that shit.
>>723795888
Trips don't lie my dude

>>723795826
I smoke too, but weed + cig is gross. makes me nauseated.

Not smoking up until after my final exams (which are in a few months) but goddamn am I looking forward to it

Weed is pricier in Europe right? I assumed thats why they did this

>>723796035
Well more weed costs money so people would rather make 2 joints than just 1 and "enjoy smoking it" for longer. It is nasty af tho

If Europoors do it to save money, then why do they choose the most wasteful form of toking in the first place?
>checkmate

>>723796035
Faggots who say it saves them on weed are dumbfucks cause it doesn't. Far too many treat weed like it's some rare commodity, even though its everywhere. I genuinely like the blend of tobacco and weed in my joint, like 20/80. But the amount most people put is is just horrible. Most Uk smokers have more tobacco than fucking weed in there its shit.

im from Northern California i smoke more weed in a day than this entire thread has in their lives.

>>723796313
If you smoke buds, you'll never catch up buddy

>>723796370
This.
Shatter 4 lyfe

>>723796266
This, I've tried explaining to my fellow bongs that a pipe or a bong will save them soo much weed. But they always act real skeptical its very frustrating. I mean a bong is way more efficient yet its like talking to a brick wall trying to get them to understand that shit.

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>>723796412
Thank God.
Keep fighting the good fight, soldier.

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this is a cute grow i had going in my old house. the lighting system was 60 bucks. i got the hanging auto lamps from big lots and bulbs from ebay. these days i would use 2 gallon grow bags and real lights but nothing going on at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q0MMravXk0

>>723794482
Hey dudes.

Smoked near daily for 5 odd years and have now quit (I'm mid twenties). If you smoke once a month or week than whatever ignore this, but if you smoke often you are wasting so much of your life. Please stop.

>>723796097
Fucking this. I've been smoking weed since I was 14 and cigarettes since I was 16. I'm 21 now and a spliff will STILL make on the verge of puking so fucking fast.

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>>723796370

do you even till bro.
if your not farming you'll never catch up.
also I can do extracts with my flower but I prefer not to edibles are stronger and have more bio availability.

>>723796018
Same, jerking off to fb pics is really intense for me, the fantasies feel more real

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All I have left is a this joint and 3 chocolates, I need to re-up today. I also need to find me a new pipe, because mine kiss concrete and said goodnight. I was thinking of getting a vaporizer or one of those stove coil jobbies that look like a vape.

Any suggestions?

>>723796018
What makes this so? I get uncomfortably horny when I smoke, and I don't know why.

>>723796517

love it dude :) what were yields like? total wattage for flowering? also an idea of the total space you grew in... oh and maybe how long you flowered for? and then I guess I'd also want to know strains if you knew 'em..

uh thanks.

>>723796622
>>723796682
Ya'll had sex on weed b4, shit is cash.

>>723796737
I HAVE!
was anal (receiving) and it blew my mind.

>>723796560
I'm Canadian, of course I grow weed, but you sell the low end shit, take the money to buy the best shatter, and smoke the good shit. And either way, if you're not hitting the bong, you are wasting minimum 30% of all you smoke

so i'm moving from a state where i enjoy liberal use of a MMJ card to a state without any such considerations.

anyone have suggestions/ experience about shipping some herb out of state with them?

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>>723796796
>
you gay bruh

>>723796737
No but I've done some foreplay stuff while high, like oral sex and rubbing my dick on my ex's asshole.

Good place in syd to get?

What do you do if you find a new dealer and you meet up with the guy and the bag he gives you seems a little light. I would feel weird question him.

>>723796655
Vapes can be nice, but i feel if it's for herbs it's always sketchy, doesn't hit like a bong. But i have a Davinci ascent and it's pretty good, taste wonderful and works well. just too smooth for me i feel like i ain't smoking weed even.

>>723796886
buy your own scale and double check when you get home.

alpha: if it's light confront him, if he makes it right all good, if not rob him

beta: if it's light find another dealer, repeat

>>723796886

If you've got other guys to call, then just don't use him again. If he hassles for business, tell him you can get a better deal elsewhere.

>>723796886
Well leave it be for now, but buy a scale, they're cheap. Next time you meet up, ask to weigh it, and if he gets nervous or refuses then you know shit ain't right.

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>>723796886
You don't have a scale ?

>>723796999
i agree, vapes are better for oil or crumble from my experience. but with flowers nothing better than a pipe or bong

>>723796886
Thats just the amount you'll get from him. If you don't like it find someone else, unfortunately it ain't a buyers market if you don't have more than a few contacts. Evenif you can shop around you still might end up with a bum deal. I look like a hippy and i live in the city so i always get dealers coming up to me up to me. Maybe try that idk.

>>723797055
But then when you whip out your scale and it shows the right weight you look like a jerk

>>723796819
>on 4chan
>surprised about faggots in threads
ISHYGDDT

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>>723796999
>>723795888
Dear jesus, all of my trips

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>>723797284

>>723794865
the trick is to finish your stash first you dumbhole

>334
You have failed us

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>>723796999
I'd only ever expect it to hit as well as something that I can just shove in my pocket.

A buddy of mine got one of those butane lighter jobbies like this. They're super cheap, like 10-15 dollars. But one of the local headshop's has something similar that looks more like a traditional vape pen with a stove coil for 25. It's very tempting because I don't feel like carrying around a glass pipe anymore, and I don't want of those cheap ass little metal things.

>>723797360
That was the original plan.
But since my best friend is my dealer and runs a ton of volume, he always reups me for free when he knows i'm dry.
I literally can't remember the last time I was out of weed. It's not a bad problem to have tho

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r8 my grow.

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>>723797461
That is not a weed

>>723797166
There is nothing wrong with wanting to check the weight if you feel suspicious. It's a drug dealer, I don't need to remind you what that means.

>>723797166
it's not personal, it's business.

>>723797461
Very impressive. Strain?

>>723797535
Beavertail Kush.

>>723797628
I love that feel when reuping an ounce like that. It's like fucking Christmas.
>>723797657
Amazing. What kind of yield you expecting?

>>723797421
Personally I can't stand the metal coil pens, they taste like shit, make tons of rez and they waste tons of THC, but it's true that for worth/ utility they are nice little things

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>>723797461
I'm growing a similar strain.

>>723796035
>my dude
>my dude
>my dude
Fuck off 2leddit, child.

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>>723797055
>tfw friendless NEET
>never knew a dealer
>last guy i know who would do runs to the dealer for me
>bought a scale because i knew he had to be fucking me
>surprise him with it and the scale shows less than 4 grams instead of 5
>says that his friend's scale showed 5g
>tell him that it's ok if he wants a bud for running for me, just don't steal
>says that he wouldn't do that
>next time i call him he seems hostile
>get spooked and never call him again
>don't know anyone else that could get weed for me, haven't smoked in a year

>>723796412
Problem is you don't carry around a bong just to smoke on a park bench, no weed smell in house plus and for a lot of eurofag no parents knowing they smoke

>>723797876
>them tricombs
>>723798009
That sounds like its entirely your bad.

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The story of ginger spice kush

This weed has two urban myths as to its name
The first is that from a distance it looks like an ordanary piece of ginger an can be easaly hidden in a kichen
The second is that the weed was smuggled inside of hollowed out ginger. Sometimes they say it was in the us canada border sometimes the german polish and its ether by a chef or an ordanary ginger shipment.
Some even say that the weed was just in between the ginger and a cop didn't even see it.
Thiese stories always come up when newbies as "so does it taste like ginger?" And so i tell them to grab a ginger eale and sit the fuck down so i can tell them the story.
Joke is i always tell a diffrent one

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Finally my mum has gone to sleep and I can get blasted

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post your pieces

pic related is the HMK custom i'm getting today

>>723798009

I taught someone how to grow and they charge 7 dollars a gram and eyeball ounces and are usually 8 grams shy because of their bloated ego of how dense their buds are

I charge 2 dollars a gram and use a scale and always add on an extra gram for margin of error and to make the person smoking feel like they got a good deal.

I dont know how to feel about things like this.

>>723796655
Check out the Greedy, atomizer for oil,wax,shatter
...
I fucking love mine

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>>723798441

total noob here:

I thought about growing my own weed instead of buying it online. no dealers in my area.

how much does a plant yield/how many plants do I need? would only use it to smoke every few weeks when hanging out with friends/special occasions

>>723798618
For that infrequent of use, growing's not for you.

>>723795213

nigga u just packed a cone

>>723798654
why? I thought if I had a single plant or two, power costs wouldn't be high and a harvest would last me long enough

>>723798493
tripping just looking at this, lol

>>723798705
The yield is going to be too big for that amount of use is what the problem is. Even if you got just one plant, assuming its not a shitty strain, is going to yield so much that you're stuffs going to dry out before you even get around to smoking it all.

>>723798789
so all I would need to do is smoke more and a single plant would suit me fine. is that what you're implying?

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>>723794482

>>723798856
Yeah that would work. Either that or sell to your friends.
Do you know anything about curing? That's gonna be important before you start your first grow.

>>723798995
no I don't. I was going to look that up on the internet, once I got a plant

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>>723798441
Since im in Japan, i cant snap my whole collection ... but here's a look

>>723796097

this. fuck fags who pollute dank weed with tobacco

>>723799221
fuck yeah, I love takin dabs off of beakers

>>723798618
Spacebuckets.com

It's not that hard.
I've grown 2 plants like this (with UFO LED light), first time got about 40+ g, second time didn't have time to care bout it much and got bout 30 g

It's perfect if you want grow only something for yourself.

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>>723794482

>>723798789
>what is Mason jar?
Keep fully cured buds air tight and will dry out a lot slower, and it also gets better with time, like a fine wine.

>>723799381
thanks m8

>>723796819
Anal does feel really good when you're high though. Sometimes me and my girlfriend will smoke out and she'll fuck me with a strap on until I nut all over myself.

>>723799381
>>723799724
how much light do the plants need? I read that they won't bloom when they have light for 18 hours or more

>>723799992
12 hours on 12 hours off

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>>723799221
Found most of the collection ... Dear god i miss my babies :'(

>>723799992
Nah you're right, when you want your plant to grow in the beginning it needs 18 hours on / 6 off and then, when it reaches maturity that's when you do 12/12 so that you trick the plant into thinking it's autumn and it'll flower

>>723799992
>>723800121
Depends on what stage you're in, veg go 24h and flowering go 12/12

>>723799992
Look at the website (or leddit), there's a lot of useful info.

I used 180W UFO LED (cost me around 70 Euro on eBay)

My friend built it with CFL light bulbs, it's cheaper but not so effective and you have to deal with wiring and electricity.

You need timer for that. For autoflowering plant I did 18 hrs/day.
For non-auto it's 18h/day for vegetative stage (around 1 month) and then 12h/day for flowering stage (around 2 months)

>>723800655
>>723800617
>>723800603
>>723800121
that was helpful. thanks. I'll look into those space buckets. I'll probably put one of those on the attic.

>>723794482
2 more days of summer here in AUS and the weed is all gone dried up cant grow it in summer here in AUS

3038 NEED WEED IN AUSTRALIA [email protected]

>>723797434
you have a good friend. i wish i knew a grower

will a metal pipe really give you alzheimer's if you use it too much? rumor I've heard

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>>723801613
bs

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>>723801293
pic from an aussie grower I know

what is standard aus price per gram?

>>723799221

>ice catch for dabs

>>723799221
How's it with weed in Japan? I want to go there for vacation in summer.

Or can I bring at least some CBD concentrate (certified no THC)?

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>>723802100
my dealer is dry nned dealer

>>723802160
anyone?

>>723802521
unfortunately he got busted, he was growing near some casino, not sure where tho

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>>723802160
10 in AUS

>>723802521
>>723801293
im out email me if u want