ITT: Terms people use to talk about choking the chicken >inb4

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Beat the meat

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Rubbing one out

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spank the monkey

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masturbate your penis

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fap

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Frinking the franks.

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jacking off\jerking off

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Firing off a couple knuckle children

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Stroke the swan

Pleasure oneself

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Jerkin the yerkin

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Making the sauce

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run off a batch

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fapping. Faggot

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Shooting young ones.

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A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters

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battling the cyclops

Wank the mank

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Better than Raw.

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>playing OG Hitman on ps2
>friend calls
>"what are you doin bro?"
>assassinating the Meat King
>"uh.."
>assassinating the Meat King

foreskin jogging

dad the bad

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Wank it

whipping mayonnaise

waxing the candle
polishing the cannon
plying pocket pool

Shaking the baby bottle

Wrestling with the alligator
having a barclays

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This took me forever to get. I thought it was a reference to a TV show.

Masturbating

Jerkin' the gherkin

Slap boxing the one eyed champ

Holding your sausage hostage

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Remojar el cochayuyo (pic related, it is literally what the pic shows)
Remojar la nutria
pajear
estirar el cogote de ganso

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Tickle the pickle

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Pulling the Goalie

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Five knuckle shuffle

Feeding the ducks

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slapping the smurf

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Isn't that John Cenas signature move?