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trips decides what i do

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trips decides what i do
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>>723775159
Worship the cat like a god
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Draw a penis on a sticky note and put it on their head.
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>>723775344
So close.
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Love and care for that cat until one of you dies
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>>723775344
Roll
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rollin

put your penis on it
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Post timestamp faggot
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>>723775159
Fuck it and post a webm of it
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>>723775344
Reroll
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Pet him for twenty minutes
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>>723775353
Reroll.
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>>723775667
So close
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Decapitate it in the name of our god Allah
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>>723775633
Fuck... ReReroll
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>>723775344
Reroll for this
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>>723775611
reroll
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Have violent anal sex with it
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>>723775344
Roll for the good of Egypt
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>>723775353
Reroll #2
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>>723775773
ReReReroll
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Sharpie in pooper.
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Cut off your dick and feed it to the cat. OP is a faggot anyway.
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slip away
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FUCK IT @!@!@!
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>>723775495
Roll
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FUCK PLS
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>>723775918
ReReReReroll
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Throw it out the windpw
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>>723775965
Roll, but only if it's in op's pooper
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Kill yourself op
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kill it and then fuc k
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>>723775977
reroll
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feed it some fruit
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use the cat as a hat.
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kill
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Pet the cat and feed it well
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>>723776024
ReReReReReroll
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take a better picture of it
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>>723775159
Rolling for op to stop sucking so much dick
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>>723775353
Reroll #3
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>>723775344
This
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>>72377515
have a fight to the death on livestream
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>>723775344
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Tattoo on your dick using this pic as reference
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>>723776217
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Video yourself taking a bath with it
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Lay your flacid penis on its forehead
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cum on it
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Rolling

Make it so that the cat forces OP to not be a faggot
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Setup a video camera, kill it, carve up the meat and make a stew. Feed it to your closest relatives. Then tell them you want to show them something. Turn on the video. Leave the room and go kill yourself as quietly as possible in another room.
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Pet it
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Call 911 and claim your cat is trying to kill you. Throw the cat from the highest window you can find when the dispatched authorities arrive.
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Laser pointer on your dick, film reaction and post here
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Go to the store and get it some tuna fish, right now.
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Make it a paper hat to wear
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>>723776321
rolling for this
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>>723775344
Aw hell yeah
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Force it to smell your asshole
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Pet him and give him some tuna.
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>>723776360
Re-Roll for tuna fish. Your cat wants fish.
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>>723776316
Rolling
OP is likely asian in which case they won't care because they're a bunch of chinks.
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>>723776357
This
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>>723775495
roll
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give it a chicken tendie
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>>723776142
6xReroll
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>>723776413
TUNA!
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>>723775353
Reroll #4
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Try to nurture it from you nipple
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Fuck it
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feed it
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>>723775159
give him some kitty treats, then eat some too.
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Fuckdamnit OP is a faggot
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>>723776443
Off by one RIP
Re
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>>723776270
cum all over it
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GIVE IT TUNA FROM A STORE NOW. Write: I shouldnt do stupid shit on the internet on a white t shirt.
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>>723776538
reroll
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buy it smoked salmon
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Kill kitter
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>>723776432
Fuck you Jerome I'd rather eat a cat than get diabetes from KFC
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Eat the cats poopy after feeding it rotten tuna, and upload it to this thread on webm
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QUADS DEMAND YOU CUT OFF YOUR FINGER AND FEED IT TO THE KITTY
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Put a blanket over it. What a good kittie.
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>>723775159
give cat lots of pets.
open a can of friskies. use wet cat food as lube and cum on your face.
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Make it a fort
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>>723776357
Rerolling for this
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Buy it Salmon and Cat Treats, write: I Love Cats on your forehead in sharpie before you go.
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Pet it lovingly as you sing it a lullaby every night before bedtime.
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>>723776413
Reeeeeroll
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love and care for it for the rest of its life
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>>723776643
Reroll oh god please thatd be hot
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>>723776669
OOOOH

it better be good
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>>723776658
rolllllllllllll
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Sit on it
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Cut its leg off
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>>723776669
CHECKEM
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Fuck it and post webm
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>>723775159

Are you this cat?
You are cute!

Say meow on cam!
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Nobody will roll trips. OP made it trips because they love their cat too much to hurt it.
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>>723776740
rerolll
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Glue some catnip to your dick and balls and let the cat go at it
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>>723776707
roll
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Shower it with unconditional love and plenty of cuddles
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call it a nigger
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pet it
but like from the butt to the head not from the head to the butt
do it you madman
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>>723776802
reroll
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>>723776775
reroll number 2
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>>723776460
7xreroll
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>>723776888
Use ur dick as a toy for it
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>>723776774
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Fuck it and post the webm of it.
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>>723776888
Waste
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CHECK'D
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Love kitty forever
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Take it into the shower and use it like a loofah
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>>723776888
WASTED
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>>723776888
Wow, look at that. I managed to roll trips in my attempt to prove that no one would roll trips.
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>>723775344
Yes
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Looks like OP fucked off already.
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TUNA ON UR DICK M8
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>>723776935

Roll
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>>723776761
check what? are you retarded?
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>>723776888
Somebody above you already got 666
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>>723776888
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Cut the tail
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>>723777036
Nope.
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send us more pictures of that cat. also whats it name
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>>723775159
smear cat food on face. let cat eat cat food off of your face.
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Strap it to your back and run around your house on 4 legs.
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>>723775159
Sharpie in pooper
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Give it tuna and then go to the shelter and adopt another cat.
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>>723776981
Nope, still here. I can't believe >>723776888 wasted the trips haha
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Start singing the song Barbie Girl to it
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>>723775344
roll
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No one would do that, right? Just waste trips on the internet?
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>>723776697
Reroll
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>>723777222
OP HERE

AHHAHAHAHAH IT HAPPENED AGAIN
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>>723777222
Kill yourself now
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>>723777222
LOLOLOLO
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>>723777222
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>723775159
take a dump on floor and then sit in your own shit while petting your cat.
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>>723777325
reroll
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>>723777222
:(
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Give it a tongue bath
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>>723775344
Roll
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Get it tuna and go see a psychiatrist this week.
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>>723777222
>>723777249
>>723777261
>>723777324
>>723777348
You guys need to step up your repeating digits game, or else I'm going to keep wasting them.
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Catnip glued to scrotum and dick for cat to play with
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>>723775159
eat cats shit from litter box.
worship cat forever.
you are his bitch.
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>>723776888
>>723777142

He didn't waste them. Give the cat a donut shower..
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>>723776761
God damn it winter fag
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Sharpie in cat's pooper
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>>723777569
reroll
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waste trips
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>>723777634
reroll x 2
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Change its name to Excalipurr and make it a little sword to carry around
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>>723777666
OH SHIT
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>>723777631
Rolling for this
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>>723777666
fuck yeah winrarrrrrrrrrrr.
go get that kitty-roca faggot.
hope you're hungry.
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>>723777523
Fuck off
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>>723777666
are you FUCKING kidding me
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potential 777777 incoming
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>>723777666
>rerolling a reroll
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>>723777666

Hail Satan!
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>>723777666
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>>723777666
I'll be damned, someone got satanic trips.
>>723777575
I guess?
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>>723777797
>being a faggot
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>>723777569
welp
i'm fucking dead

ok making webm
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OP MUST DO THIS
>>723777569
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>>723777666
Follow original role, eat shit and worship cat
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So OP can shower the cat with donuts or he can eat cat shit.

$5 says OP is a faggot and isn't doing jack shit.
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We're waiting, OP
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>>723777917
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>>723778006
swole
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>>723778006

Sorry original trips was an 888,

Donut shower for cat.
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>>723777036
how new are you?
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>>723778042
Violets are fucking violet you fucking retard.
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>>723775159
>trips decides what i do

Claw the fuck out of the couch
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>>723778023
Why not both?
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>>723777777
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>>723777917
Kek
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>>723777036
>>723777666
>>723778139
He was so new, he was reading the thread backwards, from the 404 to OP.
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>>723778163
Fucking fantastic you fucker.
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>>723776316
Are you ok? Go get some help
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>>723777966
>tasting cat shit forever
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>>723776888
Boy you sure showed him
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>>723778866
Dubs checked
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>>723778526
holy shit you're right
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>>723778866
>showed myself
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OP here, waiting for video to upload to computer

stay tuned
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Rip OP
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>>723779126
how'd it taste OP ;)
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>>723779126
you're full of shit
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Hurry the fuck up. I want to sleep.
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>>723775159
Kill it
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>>723779126
>Update
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>>723779251
So is his mouth.
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>>723779126
Also, you have to poop in the litterbox.
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>>723777523
Fuck off
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>>723776649
this
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>>723779399
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OP here. I lied.
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OP here the video got corrupted sorry I can't film again my phone died
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>>723779693
fuck off
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>>723779677
>>723779693
I wasted trips for this.
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>>723779693
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>nice proxy, OP
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>>723779693
Jk I'm not op
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Hey, guys, it is your OP.

I regret to inform you that I will not be releasing the video tonight -- sorry.
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Now that OP is a confirmed faggot, time to abandon the thread.
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>>723777777
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Attach laser to tail, stuck in the "on" position. If no laser available, use anything shiny, like a metal knife. Alternatively, a relatively large stuffed/blowup animal.
Post webm of results, or link to longer video
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lock your doors, OP. I'm coming for you.
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>>723775159
pet it nicely
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